Show t' THE HOT WATER THE JOINING ARMY i HAS ITS THRILLS Witty Recruit Recounts Joys and Sorrows of His Strenuous Initiation BATH IS FIRST DEGREE Tests for Disease Symptoms Are Rigorous But Scientifically Done Officers In chars: at the Salt Lake United States army recruiting: station are dally besieged with questions concerningof the advantages and disadvan-“- fj In the army Some enlisting the ox the questions officers can answer and some they cannot Some they dare not "I broke up with my girl says one a recruit “Is the prospective Place to go to get healed rarmy well in the army you can get re- Jn two ways answersst the healed who en- had the same experience Let him tell you what He thinks about It" A bronze faced private responded Ills appearance Indicated that he had been pretty thoroughly "healed” of ache heart or otherwise he night have suffered Seek Crack at Villa Tm a private In the United States now" he said “I enlistregular ed for a army crack at that fellow Villa I'm sleeping eating and drilling with the Tent recruit company United States rmy Captain Mason commanding and Itirst Lieutenant Thompson next in command Seventy-tw- o of us recruits at the barracks preaented ourselves same station the One °t the first questions In themorning sergeant asked was: ‘When did you take charge a bath last? Those of us who could h°w visible with a tub within three acquaintance were waived aside days ”or the rest it was hot shower with of soap and plenty "The first thing --scrubbing you learn In the is to keep clean" army the sergeant told us "We were a nondescript crowd that went to the hospital for physical examination Most of the fellows were between 19 and 24 A majority of us slouched along as we walked making no effort to correct carriage Only a J®w were well dressed Several looked like were smoking cigarets A good many you Join the army? I was ‘“Why doone asked of my fellow by while we loafed at the hospital recruits “I'm after a crack at fellow Villa I said "I and my that had a fallgirl the ing out and I threatened to joinnerve army She said I didn't have the Many Seek Excitement "Most of the boys said they craved adventure and excitement and thought could get it soldiering Stories of they Villa the hunt almost without excep-tlon had aroused their fighting spirit ! "Six of the seventy-tw- o men backed out before the physical examinations began I That is a privilege with recruits learned they may change their mind and stay out they have not signed enlistmentprovided papers and taken the oath ‘“What's the matter brother? I one of the quitters asked “ ‘Cold feet I guess’ he said ‘I think I’ll join the navy "The physical examinations for the of us required all morning and rest wan machinelike in precision "The examining officers divided us Into two groups photographed and us and then had us to our Garden of Eden costumechange 111 test your lungs the chief examiner called out and then went down the line with medical inthumping and man in his turn struments eachtesting ‘‘Now your hearts He made us hop on one foot two or three times around the big room and then applied another As he found a defect In Instrument he called it out and the clerk a recruit in a notebook it down put"He was testing our feet and he me reached ‘ ‘Call out your name he commanded ‘“Lyon I said ‘“Flat feet in the first degree for he told the clerk Lyon " ‘Would that disqualify me? I asked Not first degree flat feet but would We'll fix you up third with degree shoes’ proper Teeth Examined "Later he declared I needed some denretal work Nearly of cruits examined had somethingall the matter with their teeth The medical examiner tested us for every disease I had ever heard of and some I had never heard of Then he turned us over to an eye ear and nose specialist— an who puts us through his army officer six were rejected for phytesta disabilities Only sical "Now we're going to vaccinate vou” In said when we the sergeant returned to the charge after lunch hospital us Into a sort of operThey marched room ating me "Let say first that If any of you ' Pevr re-c®lv- ng down-and-oute- v ’ rs ‘finger- -printed two-thir- ds -- ‘1- - - Use "" - j Lift Corn Right Off “Gets-It- ” folks who have wrapped toss In bandages to look like your bundles who have used salves that turned your toes raw and ‘sore and used plasters that would shift from "get” the corn thsir place and never 'have: dug and picked at your and who corns with knives and — scissors and perthese mads them bleed Just quit haps old and painful ways and try "Gets-It- " You put 2 or 3 drops on just Itonce There’s nothing dries at once and shoes and to stlok You can yourThe put on again Is stockings right dies apain all gone Then the corn loosens painfrom less shriveling death It Gets-It- " your toe and off it comes' corn remedy in ' Is the biggest selling world today There’s none other ' the 819 flfoode “Gets-It- " Is sold everywhere 25o a or sent on receipt of jprice bottle by ' 111 IS Lawrence A Co Chicago -i Sold In Salt Lake City and recomas tha world’s best corn rem-- f mended Schramm-Johnson Drugs (five edy by stores') Waterloo Pharmacy ou -- ! mrk "V SAXiT LiAKE CITY HEEALD-EEFDBL'rCA- N 'V'-- - o-- ' - I im - K UTAH SUNDAY MARCH 25 1917 m nip BOWEL MEDICINE glass of hot water before breakfast washes poisons from system Says z Physicians the world over recommend the inside bath claiming this Is of vastly more importance than outside because the skin pores do cleanliness not absorb impurities Into the blood while the pores in causing ill health of bowels do the Men and women are urged to drink each morning before breakfast a glass f of hot water with a teaspoon ai of limestone phosphate in It as a Harmless means of helping to wash from the stomach liver kidneys and bowels mathe previous day’s Indigestibletoxins terial poisons sour bile and thus cleansing sweetening and purifycanal before alimentary ing the entire more food into the stomach putting Just as soap and hot water cleanse and freshens the skin so hot water and limestone phosphate act on the eliminative organs Those who wake up with bad breath coated tongue nasty taste or have a dull aching head sallow complexion acid stomach others who are subject to bilious attacks or constipation should obtain a quarter pound of limestone phosphate at the drug store This cost very little but Is sufficient will' to demonstrate the value of inside Those who continue It each bathing are assured of pronounced remorning sults both— in regard to health and appearance Advertisement ten-yard- s 1 men get sick while we’re working on you just lie down on the floor It’" be all right” said the chief in charge “We stripped to the waist and as we marched past a table one attendent dabbed our left arm with alcohol antne arm with other part of one scratched us and a third Iodine painted each with a vaccinating needle This is for smallpox’ the chief said "Now to Inoculate you against typhoid feadded ver” he was more He Jabbed us "This around the corwith a big eyrlnge pain just ner from the smallpox wound on the left arm and shot what seemed to be about a spoonful of medicine Into each of us "The blood test was the most painful of all "We want about a thimblen ful of your blood to make the Wasser-mablood test" we were told AVe' bared our right arms Only a few were allowed In the room at a time "It’s not a bad idea to look out of the window at the scenery while we’re doing One attendant tightthis" I was told bound my arm below the elbow and ly I was told to tightly clench my fist As I did so another stuck a operator Into the most rather large pump affair outside scenery prominent artery Theme had ceased to Interest and I turned time to see a smay test tube just In with my life’s blood filling Tailor Ha Expert Eye "Being fitted out with clothing shoes and toilet kit was the pleasantest stunt of the day There was a noncommissioned officer at the supply station who would take Just one look at the recruit and call out to the clerks the size of a suit that would fit him That man’s judgment was well-nig- h perfect Out of sixty men he outfitted that afternoon he made only fourolive-drabad b guesses Each of us received an uniform cap and overcoat two of tan shoes leggings four suits pairs of underwear six pairs of socks a suit of overalls a soldier’s toilet kit which contained a razor shaving brush soap shoe brush and polish clothes brush tooth- brush hair brush and comb and outfit After mending into our uniforms we were linedgetting for up tion Then followed two days ofinspecdrillwise to the ing We soon beganof to get us discipline required “The first thing a soldier must said the learn" "is cleanliness of body howsergeant to appear neat and soldierly in his clothes and how to behave himself inside and outside the found out mighty soon post" heWe meant by "cleanliness’’-what two bathe a week at least teeth cleaned three' times a day face and hands scrubbed with hot water before every meal shoes shined at least twice a ' clothes always spotless and day at least twice a week pressed shaves and every man is supplied with four suits of underwear and six pairs of socks to change as often as he wants to "One fellow complained as he was teeth: cleaning " T don’thissuppose I ever brushed my teeth three times in all'my life before I joined 'the army’ he said jL 110 were sold on this most liberal money should be no if” about it There should he no hesitation even on vour part You should not saving plan and already many have gone to happy thoughtful homes Why do you delay delay a day or an hour in making your visit of in vestigationand' selection Many people are buying daily when such a wonderful opportunity is yours? 'What The player-pianare being taken at a rate that meaijs every more liberal offer can anv 'house make than we are one of them will he gone in a few days' making in this great club sale? ’ v j i' os oils of Music Are Free The Cabinet Costs You Nothing Bench Is Yours i oo and r have no doubt had “special offers” “cut prices” “special low terms etc offered you before But have you ever had an offer that even approaches that which is made you m this great club sale where all and more special inducements that may have been of-fered you at one time and another are all combined in this offer T VrtTI of-th- e v the advantage of making your selection from a HERE you have Here you save grand stock of the world’s best player-piano- s actually save $15000 to $20000 in your purchase and you get a beautiful cabinet and bench free together with 100 rolls of music all yours and free and the terms are within the reach of every home AVe repeat was such an offer ever equalled! This $550 N I Flayer-Pian- o in Y our Home 9 n J - - Enthusiasm and "At the first drill the sergeant sinone of the boys ‘Did you wash gled out face this morning young' man? youraYes ' sir “‘Well go back and try it over and this time put a little more again enthusiasm and soap into It "At first but It’s a lot of fundrilling After drills I would 'find walking around with my myself shoulders thrown back head up stomach in and hitting the' ground with the balls of my feet There’s no room In the United States army for the slouch "There’s another thing that distinguishes the army man and drill and does it he snaps off his disciplinemovements and his mind comes physical to work just as briskly "And we live on the fat of the land too At my breakfast in tha barracks mess hall a recruit next to me ate six fried eggs sitting as manv slices of bacon a grapefruit three cups of cofee a- plateful of potatoes and I don't know how many slices of bread and butter A sargeant who presided at the head of our table which seated eleven besides ' myself called a waiter and ordered the platfrom the kitchen ters replenished " 'Don’t be backward boys he enInto the 'Wade couraged we’re fightin grub It’s a rich countryright "I’d often heard that Uncle are the best fed fighters world I know from personal experience now that everything served is of the very best quality' and- there Is of It plenty "I gained three pounds the first week I was at the barracks In spite of the almost drilled the legs fact that off me andthey my left arm was sore from vaccination and inoculation and my right arm lame from having a blood pump Jammed Into it "T’m afraid you’re not doing well’ said the sargeant ‘The average recruit five pounds the first week sevgains en pounds the second werfk or twelve the first fourteen days he’s at pounds the barracks "I know ths answer: For the first time In ths lives of nine-tentof the ordered boys tbelr existence becomes Is and regulated Every act according to official schedule Out of bed exactly at a n fifteen minutes to make up bunks dress and be outside for roll call: breakfast at 645 drills at 716 S15 and 916 dinner at '12 noon rec1 to 8 retreat at 430 reation supper out at 9 ' Can you wonder at 5 lights was lxealed? :fs-tireso- 20-year-- old - hs “Gets-It-Y- f I best Liver and - Shrivels Loosens—and It's Gone I "Just like taking tha lid off —that's I bow easy you can lift a corn off your toe after It has been 'Gets-treated with the " Hunt It wonderful discovery over world wide and Ton’ll find the tiothlng so magic simple and easy as f that I WOMAN TO RULE OVER ABYSSINIA And the Small Club Terms ParHome Every May in the Benefits This Club Sale The crowning feature of this great club sale is the fact that it enables every home to participate in its benefits For no matter what instrument you may select he it a Knabe a Virtuolo an Autopiano or one of the less expensive kind including the beautiful models that are marked at $39800 you get the 100 rolls of music the cabinet and bench without cost to you and you save anywhere from $15000 to $20000 besides So every home can here find the instru- ment to please the quality price terms and all REGULAR PRICE March 24 — Accession to by Empress succeeding Menellk II was re- from Foreign Sorted 'm a proclamationBaiane Iemer Cagnazmatch 12 which dated Addls-AbeJanuary reached the state department today The accession of the empress Is ths final act In a long religious and court conflict in which ja Mohammedan atthe world’s oldest tempt to overthrow - A small deposit gives you possession and a little each week or month under our liberal club terms soon makes it all $47300 55000 i 00 yours v -- ' J03£PfJ-&- A ‘ :i - r r YALZS JtfinESjn&fT CAPrTAl-'ZSO'OOOO- O 'OLDER THAN THE STATE OP t' Vn t'T- 7 Christian country- was defeated in a revolution- s - Vis ' ' Ji t j I DAYNES -BEEBE MUSIC CO 61 - 3 -5 Main Street Salt Lake City Utah ' V O' ' ' s st - ' si jf k t H j J Flease send me fall information about your Club Sale I j ! i Name J r'l-H LTDXH- - j 1 j If you do not desire to purchase a instrument write for special list of “used but good as new” player-pianand pianos taken in trade returned from rental manufacturers’ samples demonstration instruments etc List with prices and terms promptly mailed brand-ne- w os - MAIkU 1-- 3-5 ba bitter in your purchase you can make additional savings by large cash payments Be sure to ask the salesman about the cash bonus privilege j Address : throne of Abyssinia theWashington Zauditu -- In addition to the actual savings you make I CLUB PRICE: $600 to $650 to $750 $775 to $850 Cash Bonus Privflege t &!' m |