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Show THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE at MmdlM matter, October 26. 1923, al the pott effict at COALVILLE, UTAH 14017 under the Act of March 2. 1179. Entered Advertising Ratal en Application. Subscription S3. 00 & year in advance Advertising representatives: Ntwtpaper Represent-fives- Now York, Detroit, : Chi- dWt work. He even crossed his heart. So what could I do? When I got back to Utah MLF was away somewheres, like in Dallas, Texas, and the cozy, warm little home suddenly was big and harsh and cold and empty. I couldn't sleep because in the there were boo gey-mbasement and ghosts were scratching on the bedroom win I'm just like all of yo- n- 1 got free stuff in the mail. First was a bar of soap. Oh see the bar of soap. Did yon like the bar of soap? I liked the bar of soap. It was Phase III soap. Last night I dropped the bar of soap in the shower. en dow. So then I remembered the Instant Girl package and I got up and dug it out and opened Some day somebody will Invent bar of soap with sandpaper on one side. This way you will never drop it and when you get dear through the bar of soap , you will be scrubbing with sandpaper and you win get clean. Oh happy day. The very next mail brought a tube of toothpaste. I did not try the toob of tuthepaste because I make my own. My tooth of tube-pas- te is made with a dash of mucilage, a touch of old frying pan grease, a pinch of clabber, half a teaspoon of fine gravel, and nutmeg to taste. The only trouble I have with this recipe is the old grease, kfy Lady Fair Louise always empties the frying pan into a bureau drawer. It is in the middle drawer, Just above the one in which she keeps lavendar bed sheets and left-ovpancakes. She says the pancakes r give the sheets a nice perfume, f She keeps the grease drawer locked and when I want to make pooth taste I have to pry it open. Things are tough all over. There are some other things I would like to get in the mail. One would be a permit to blast the kids who switch on the t it. Each capsule, dark brown with white spots, had a little tag on it. Like tall loni-lend. blonde, and medium wjs. (Took me a while to finer that one out.) Since the ONLY thing in the whole WORLD I wanted was somebody to go downstairs and frighten away the boogey-me- n, numea around through the two dozen pills until I found one marked Short. Fat. Bald. on the Rockporf Park of the Governor of California (and leading man of the late late show). It all started when the young lady limped into his station with flat tire. Seeing Bill was too busy to get it changed right away, she pitched in, pumping gas and washing car windows with unmatched enthusiasm. To Bill she was Just an ex tremely helpful customer until she laughingly commented, "I wonder what Dad would think if he could see me now?" Leaving an autographed pic ture and a pleasant memory, Maureen Reagan informed BUI she was on her way to Wash ington D.C via Cheyenne, Wyo. where she had a speaking en gagement. I bet she will remember Coalville for a long time to come and Bill isn't likely to forget her soonl I know the classified section of the Bee is more widely read than any other part but even I was surprised last week to find out Just how far it reaches. Eddie Taggart tells me he sold his pistol and holster to a gentleman from Los Angeles, California who had read the ad in the Beel In California! How do you like that for success? ed red-hea- Squatty, Bow-Legge- d, Hare-- Lipped, Kec. lor Hermits. Sol took this unfortunate babe into the bathroom and ran two Inches of tepid water into the tub and dropped her gently in. Exactly like the directions said. And I sat down and waited. You wont believe this. You simply won't believe it. Bat nothing happened. I watted two hours. So I got mad and threw In half a dozen. At random. They didnt even dissolve. There was something wrong with the recipe, no doubt. But the guy crossed nil heart and even hoped to die. Maybe tomorrow I will get my ten bucks in the mall? -- Mac. er after-burn- er by Mary Baker assistant the pretty daughter cago. Utah State Press Aiiociation, Salt lake City, Utah. H. C. McConaughy, Editor and Publisher, 'louiie D. McConaughy, Associate Editor, Wilfred P. Longford. Production Manager. Oh, happy dayl Oh, treat sunny morn! What a happy week this is gonna be. Will Improve In a service station anything can happen! II you don't believe it ask Billy Stokes who last Wednesday had as an impromptu Published Evtry Thursday. Wttkly Bees Waxing motor- cycles when they go past our house. (Why is this legal if a disconnected muffler on a bucket of bolts isn't?) Another would be a little tough to wrap, maybe, but it could be done if you Just cared : A tall chocolate pie, with an inch of whipped cream on top. Or. if you'd rather be chintzy, half KAMA- Sa dozen chocolate eclairs, with REAL whipped cream inside. The Kamas Ward Relief SocThese I would be happy to share iety has been reorganized and with you. For breakfast. new officers are: President, For more than two years I've Mrs. Maxine Minchey with been watching the mail for counselors Ora Lewis and Hens money from Toronto, Province Taylor and secretary, Vlda of Ontario. Canada. Every Richardson. morning I say a little prayer that I will get my money back. Released with a vote of thanks was Alice LewisPresident and Today, maybe? Maybe I didn't tell you about counselorSrLetha Miles and May the handsome stranger I met Gines with secretary Wanda on the Main Drag of Toronto Kihlstorm. in June. 1965. He sold me a small package of pills which he These ladies have done an called Instant Girl. He said he outstanding Job working in the had picked me to have his last Relief Society and accomplished allotment because I was tall and much good in Kamas Ward. They deserve a big Thank You for dark and handsome and charm their service. and besides had and I rich ing reached the ripe maturity at which Instant Girl was a Utile easier to attain than Don't Call Me I'll Call You. And he only wanted $55.00 for his last package. And besides, his mother was an orphan and he was so hungry that he had no place to sleep and if I was hard-u- p he would let me have the packet, worth easy a thou sand, for 50. 40? Would I be w lieve $10? The clincher was that he pro mlsed on his holy honor to refund my money if the pills Mrs. Minchey Heads Society I waited In the Post Office last week for an eastern tourist who was watching intently while Glen Blonquist filled out the required forms for sending a re gistered letter. Upon its completion the gentleman remarked in amazement, 'Just n? like Now what did he expect, Pony Express complete with Indian attack maybe? Jane Jensen tells me she has 56 students in Kindergarten this Jumping, squeal year. Fifty-si- x tag, slicked down hair, sblned shoes, five year olds. I admire her nerve. She showed me the children's science table holding a bowl full of guppies and several bottles full of live grasshoppers. EUUCKI This remind ed me its the time of year to go hunt milk weed plants and cater -pillars for 'show and tell'. Pheasant Season Opens November 4 Utah's 1967 win open at I November 4 snd will be open from three to twenty-thrdaya depending on where the scatter gunner will be hooting. The bag sad possession limits are the same as past years, three and ee six respectively. A seven day hunt win be held in Carbon, Emery. Grand, Wayne, Garfle Id, Kane, San Juan, Iron. Beaver, Piute. Sev ier, Millard, Sanpete, Juab, Tooele and Wasatch counties. Pheasant hunters will have sixteen days to pursue the ring neck in Box Elder, Cache, Rich, Weber, DavisSummit, Daggett, Duchesne, Uintah, Morgan and Washington counties. The long twenty-thrday hunts will be on State and Fed eral lands and on any other lands where the property is posted open to hunting. ee He Finds Out... Too Late Governor Calvin L. Ramnton has approved submission of plans to the Bureau of Outdoor Recreation for work on the Rockport State Park, five miles south of Wanship. Acting on guidelines and priorities set by the State Re creation Planning Committee, he approved an $80,000 pro gram, which will be shared equally by the state and federal governments. The money will be utilised to continue development of the existing park by upgrading and expanding the following existing facilities that have been over-usby recreatlo Mists: loading docks, barriers and traffic channeling devices. parking area, campsites, and group picnic areas. ed Ultimately, the development of this area will be completed, depending on use and needs. Additional group areas,over- - koks, and trails are anticipated to be developed. Approval is expected by the Bureau of Ctttdoor Recreation after detailed construction puss have been reviewed. Church Promotion for Stanley Moon WOODLAN- DStanlev Moon, son of Mr. and Mrs. Rulon Moon has recently been made assistant to the President in his mission in Canada. Congratulations to Stanley. Woodland has four students .who will be going to college this year. Seth Winterton will be go ing to Utah State University, Peggy Moon will be going to Weber State College and Colleen Moon and Craig Van Tassell will be going to B.Y.U. Arvln and Ardene Anderson and family have been in Montana vacationing and had a real nice time while they were there. We have entered an age in which education Is not Just a luxury permitting some men as advantace over others, it has eonM a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialised We have truly society ... entered the century of the educated man." The then Lyndon Johnson, said those words in a commencement address in 1963. Their truth is becoming clearer every day. Many young Americans art answering the challenge to become better educated. Last year, 18 percent of our young people between the axes of 16-were high school dropouts. as compared with 85 percent LuAnna Group of Elders Dine Three-War- d OAKLE- YA group of Elders and their wives met at Smith and Moore-house for a fun party and supper. They enjoyed chicken baked in dutch ovens, corn on the cob, fried potatoes and all the trimmings, and watermelon for dessert. There was a large group there and they had a lot of fun play ing volleyball, pitching horse' shoes and played a little Softball until it was too dark. President Richards and Naomi were there. All in all the party was a big success and every one had good time. The elders and their wives were from Oakley, Peoa and Marion. doors. The money he needs to buy the car, the clothes, or the stereo be wanted so badly Just isn't there. He will make less money late. Those who are still in school Vice-Preside- nt. Happiness Is 84 in I960. But this reduction Is not enough. The frightening fact remains that too many teen agers still consider education a luxury. At the current dropout rate, by 1975 there will be 32 million adults in the labor force without a high school edu38 million people who cation will be unqualified for most of tomorrow's Jobs. To stave off this tide of un skilled workers in a booming economy, President Johnson has directed the President's Council on Youth Opportunity to launch the 1967 Stay-i- nSchool Campaign. Every citi zen, young and old, parent and teenager, Is being asked to support this drive to assure that all who still have a chance for a decent education stay in school and get it. A young person today, dis satisfied with school and anxi ous to get out and work for the money be wants, Is heading down dead-en- d street if he pur sues his dreams without a high school diploma. He finds out too late that the Job he longed for will be at best a dull, dirty one with little opportunity for advancement. Or, the Jobless rate of 13 percent for school dropouts Las Vegas Folks Visit in Francis FRANCIS Fay and (Pace) Williams have returned to Las Vegas where David will be teaching school, in the same school he taught last year. They have been living in Woodland this summer and David has been going to school. David suddenly becomes very real to him as he discovers that he doesn't have the ticket he needs to get through the employers' and considering dropping out face one of the most crucial decisions of their liven. It is up to all of us to follow the President in urging them to go back to school this fall and stay there until they have at least a high school diploma. The education they get now charts the course not only for their Individual lives but for thewel. fare of our country uthecomlni decades. than those who graduated when he does find a Job and his future in any Job is limited. In short, a dropout learns quickly and cruelly what Lyndon Johnson meant when be called education a necessity. For many of these young people, there is still time. They can go back and finish high school. For others, It is too - and Shirley Klrkham,. TamIiI llUim. aJl WM ant MM UiiKtl. MU M.MV AINIMIU Dennis and Jack Prescott were back home in Francis for the long Labor Day holiday. They all work in Las Vegas but have a few days off. We were glad to see them back again. Leonard and Doris Atkinson accompanied by Hazel and Wade Currie left last week to go to Oakland, Calif, to see DeMont who is feeling better now after being wounded in Viet Nam. De-Mo- other sisters ther who fly down Flameless Electric Heat. Millions Enjoy It ! Electric heat is tomorrow's way for' total comfort in your home. Over 3 million U. S. homes and apart- late. Owners of Total Electric horaci receive a special low rate foe electricity. Special Law ments are now heated flamelessly. The Federal Power Commission forecasts 19 million electrically heated U. S. homes by 1980. More and more homeowners agree: "For all the good things in your home, only electric heat is good enough." Convert to Electric Heat. New developments make it so much easier now to change vour home's heating to electric. You'll be surprised how little electric heat costs too. to see him. rW CMf) 6jng INFORMATION Msjfl tCM D.N. White, Mgr- ftfjnit wmI Msjttsjfifigj Dsgti, UtahPmrllioMC. Ia Iff, Ml Ufa City, Utah 141 10 cmi plwwMf to ropoociol or kMiool o row hooiOi Plows) mimI sbj6)j without obbojotioOf fcoo ttrforMotoo I AMrau.. ay Because H'$ eecfric, It's bwfftr. and bro- are in Las Vegas will r UTAH POWER & LIGHT CO. For greater harvest profits . .. Fertilize NOW! HERE ARE THE STEPS TO GREATER HARVEST PROFITS: THE SUMMIT COUNTY BEE Coalville, Utah Thursday, September 84017 7 I9S7 o REPUBLICAN RALLY Saturday, September -- A ef e ueeut www 'toon li 1 I 16 1. Soil Test 2. Use Enough Determine exactly what your Fertilizer soil needs in the way of nitrogen and micro-nutrient- s. Be sure you use enough fertilizer to guarantee maximum crop results. - 7 p.m. KAMAS TOWN PARK This year, see the outlet that Speakers: LAWRENCE BURTON RICHARD RICHARDS 1 Jr JSjLfcSfc M $ Free Barbecue Everyone Invited carries fertilizers by USS Chemicals (UsS) Fertilizers TRAOtMAHK 3. Fertilize and Plow Now! Fall fertilization is proving to have the most desirable crop results. Soil residues decay faster. Crops get a faster spring start. The farmer fertilizes when the weather is still good and dry ... not when it is sloppy as in the spring. There is less soil compaction in the fall. |