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Show THE CITIZEN I knew a doctor once who never charged a patient anything for advising golf playing, BUT, he always made a date to play a few holes and nearly Howard, 140; L. H. Van Slyke, 139; G. E. Huish, 137; Frank Kautzman, 130; J. W. Holms, 136; A. Christensen, 135; Mr. Wright, 135; H. A. Luff, 134; H. H. Sharman, 133; A. Browning, 133; Mr. Franke, 134; C. Mazie, 134; Jack Isbell, 132; R. A. Barney, 131; Jim Johnston, 129; W. E. Bowen, 126; Dr. always trimmed em out of about a dollar a hole. You know A1 Cowan at the Western Arms ought to make a date with me because I can tell him a lot of fellows who play polf every day and if I A. 0. Anderson, 124; Joe Dinkelspeel, promise to send them the Citizen and 121; Enos Hbge, 119; Jess Olson, 117; tell them where to buy clubs and balls and fishing tackle and knickers he J. Grosenback, 115; G. H. Myers, 117; ought to give me a nice big ad. Jim McIntyre, 119; Mrs. Adolph, 115; E. R. Zalinski, 113; Mrs. Coleman, 106; I met old pal E. E. Tucker on the street the other day and he told me a 6. A. Barton, 73; G. A. Meier, 63. good one. You know E. E. runs 25 pairs doubles: L. Hendershot, Becks Hot Springs now. It seems that 17, 28, 45; H. S. Mills, 18, 27, 45; xF. the Chief of Police of Akron, Ohio, J. McGanney, 16, 29, 45; E. L. Ford, the place where all the rubber is made into tires and bathing caps and 16, 27, 43; C. E. Huish, 16, 26, 42; A. hot water bottles, took a dip in Becks P. Bigelow, 15, 26, 41; C. H. Reilley, and while Tuck was tellin all about 17, 23, 40; G. L. Becker, 14, 23, 37; the wonders of Utah he happened to E. R. Zalinski, 15, 19, 34. mention that if you put a little pepper into the mineral water out at Becks it would be a first class imitation of xProfessional. chicken soup. The Chief laughed and dared Tuck to prove it. Well Tuck UP AND DOWN THE STREET peppered up some water from the well and got the Chief to try it for (By Eddie Diamond) There are a lot of fellows I want to himself. Chief tasted, smacked his lips and took a look at the pretty girls see and I wish they would stay in plunge, winked at their offices. till I can connect with bathing in the Gee! Tuck and said, Tuck, I never 'em. was hot enough water thought that There's Harry Ostler,, the boy that to stew those chickens, and I just wont believe that soup comes out of makes the candy. Harry is pretty busy a well! now dolling up his new factory over on State Street, and say, from what Well, anyway, everything seems to be I saw of it wihle I was chasing Harry control and business is gettin around, its goin to be a humdinger' under I want to talk to another Harry Then that does business over on State St. His name is Harry Frank and he runs the National Credit Tire Company. I he hasint grot any more brothers are going to get married right away, because that was the reason I hope who couldn't see him when I went down there. theres the fellow who runs the Then Dollar Cab Company, Nate Wolf, over big store and Julian Bamberger, is making em go out to Lagoon at his who just for fun. Now Ive almost worn shoes trying to see Julchased up several times Relf at the Utah Hotel. Then I want to call on Bert, the boy who has the Drive It Yourself, and Mr. Morris at Scott Hardware Store, and Jess Thompson at Shoe ompany, and Maurice Anderson, and Mr. Ellison, who has the Flower Shops and the Boss of the Fuller Paint Company, and W. E. Fife and Mr. Cahoon at the office of the Salt Lake Pressed. Brick Company. out a pair of ian and I also to see George Hunter-Thomp-so- n Now I suppose these fellows are busy and play golf and go fishin' and do a of other things to keep them out of mischief, but I wish they would call up Wasatch 5409 and tell whoever answers the phone when I can call around and have a chat with them. If they have to be', away for awhile every day I know a way that will help them keep the boys and. girls busy waiting on customers while they are out and it wont cost very much lot either. UllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ' I I ' s I Old Mill Club THE COLUMBIANS every nite. $1.00 per couple. j Dancing iiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuii7i r ; . I Salt Lakes newest dance orchestra and finest music. Come i 5 ! s 11 wants to see the vote count before he acknowledges defeat, but his vote will be much easier to count than it was before. Philo T. Farnsworth, Jr., candidate for United States senator on the Republican ticket, has opened headquarters in the Walker Bank Building. Farnsworth has a live and going organization and he will enter the convention with many delegates behind him. Horace C. Beck, while not yet announced, is getting much backing for district attorney. He is popular among the boys and he will have a strong Ross delegation at the convention. Hutchinson, A. A. Duncan and Byron D. Anderson are also working hard and all have a good following. There are more candidates coming out for this office and a lively contest is looked for. Utahs representative in Congress, is out for United Don B. Colton, States senator. This has brought out Ferdinand Erickson of Richfield for representative for the first congressional district. Erickson is fast build- ing his political fences and is very popular. J. Reuben Clarks friends are conducting his campaign and are talking confidently of his nomination. Clark has left for Mexico, which no doubt will prove a handicap to his is a popular candidate for governor and he has a strong following. While there has been much talk about nominating an Ogden man for governor, the Ogden-ite- s appear to be divided as to choice in local timber and this split may throw the nomination to an outside man. Malcolm A. Keyser Ernest Bamberger appears to have the inside track for the nomination for United States senator. Visitors from all parts of the state are talk- ing well of him and it looks like he will get the nomintaion on the first iS great again. POLITICS The Republican platform at Kansas City was written by Senator Reed Smoot of Utah; Senator William Borah of Idaho, Senator T. L. Oddie of Nevada and Senator E. E. Lonabaugh of Wyoming, showing conclusively that the west is considered some pumpkins in the east. When Andrew Mellon urged the Pennsylvania delegation to support Hoover, the latters nomination was a foregone conclusion, and others hastily followed to get into the band wagon. Senator Reed Smoot was among the first to predict his nomination. Senator Borah went to sleep at the convention and did not release his delegation in time to get into the band wagon with Hoover. Looked like the farmers got the door also. The Mississippi flood wasnt in it with the Hoover flood. We thought Senator King was doing good work in Congress for the Democrats, but now we find that the boys Vacation plans arc in order-dre- ams of leisurely days in the mountains golf, swimming, riding, and relaxation. Perhaps you would rather not include a telephone in your mental picture, but it is reassuring to know that when you are ready to leave there is almost certain to be a telephone at your destination, with Long Die-a- t your immediate service. are angling for a substitute. E. O. Leatherwood is going to have a hard time to make Congress this time. E. R. Callister and T. L. Holman have caught the Washington itch and if all their friends get behind them, well, it will be just too bad for Governor Dern will run again on the Democratic ticket. It is said that the Republicans ran Dern into the capitol building at the last election, but this time they expect to run him out. Dern the nL The telephone measures fa minutes not miles. Your trip may carry you across the Atlantic, but even then there need be no hesitancy or worry about the stress of affairs at home for "Long Distance' reaches beyond our borders across the sea. In the United States alone, the Bril system includes 1800,000 telephones. You can talk from practically any point to any other. Mountain States Telephone & Telegraph Co. 1 |