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Show THE CITIZEN 12 KNOCKS HIS GAME. mere fact that prohibition is made effective will not in the least deter students from investigations, and the present agitation of a prohibitory law instead of bringing about the results desired by the opponents of evolution will only increase the curiosity of the students for further investigation. Little men when they get "Big" generally pull a "boner" and the more money they got, the more fanatical, apparently. Eudolph Valentino now steps before the "footlights" and says that a woman is not worth fighting for or over. He might have qualified his statement by adding "men" also. There are many real women worth fighting for, and there are some men worth fighting for, and the beauty of it all is that they are found in all walks of life. No man ever makes the sacrifice that woman does in our every day life. Goodness emanates from wroman while badness from the man. It is surely a very uncomplimentary statement for Valentino to make regarding the wromen, wiien he mainly depends upon the women and children to pay some of the high picture prices from which he makes his living. with about 120,000,000. One language would bring greater harmony in the world, the attainment of which, however, is very remote. Everyone thinks his own language is the best in the world. Thus, personal opinion holds sway over the majority. EASY FOR DRUNKS. SUGAR. . LANGUAGES. Those who travel a great deal can get along very well if they know how to speak English and German. English is spoken by nearly 200,000,000 people, while German ranks second Under a new ruling drunken automobile drivers are forced Sugar has been cheaper the past year than it has for many to spend their Sundays in jail. Would it not be better to make years, and this useful food commodity, while a trust product, them attend some church as the services might reform them! appears to have escaped the manipulation of high prices during Upon second thought, it might also be a good thing to turn the the present high cost living campaign. Commercial statistics prisoners loose at the state prison so that they would work and show where sugar sold for $2.75 a pound in London in 1400 A. D. This makes sugar about 50 times cheaper today. make them return to jail on the Sabbath day. Criminals in this city are surely having an easy time of it, REGRETS. and yet some people wonder what causes so much crime. "Leniency, leniency," my dear friend. HIBERNATING. evolutionists. Down in Mississippi they don't wrant any Down there they are satisfied with raising "niggers," alligators, cotton and rice and "Bible Crusaders." They can prohibit evolution from their schools, but the Another sort of false prayers are our regrets. Discontent is the want of self respect; it is infirmity of will. Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer ; if not, attend your own work and already the evil begins to be repaired. Our sympathy is just as base. We come to them who seek foolishly and sit down and cry for company, instead of imparting to them truth and health in rough, electric shocks, putting them once more in communication with the soul. Ralph Waldo Emerson. COMPARISON. Let Us Print Your BRIEFS and ABSTRACTS Catalogs Booklets Publications Color Printing Announcements Bindery Work Commercial Printing Briefs npHE PRINTING of and Abstracts not only requires correctness, but many times they must be turned out on short notice. This office is especially equipped to handle this class of work promptly, regardless of the size of the book. Try us on your next job. JUST CALL Viscount Rotliermere, of England, says that the standardization, simplicity and cheapness are the benefits that directly accrue from the large scale electrical administration of the United States. In Great Britain, on the contrary, our totally inadequate production of powTer is carried on under a petty and parochial system of methodless muddle. Instead of one great power pool flooding an area with cheap electricity, there will be found in England dozens of concerns, municipal and private, peddling limited quantities under conditions inadequate, costly and complicated. MUSCLE SHOELS Since Henry Ford got disgusted with the Muscle Shoels deal, which project he was anxious to take over, Congress has tried in many ways to solve what to do with it. The Federal government has "soaked" many millions of dollars into Muscle Shoels, many millions more than she will ever get out. A new tack has been taken and if a favorable wind is blow- 1801 ing the government may secure a few bids on leases. There appears to be some one who would be willing to take a chance on a lease. CENTURY PRINTING CO. RYAN If you are a tourist and happen to be in Tennessee, don't forget " your "grub box." If you have none and strike that "moonshiners' paradise on Sunday, you must fast because it is a crime for anyone to sell you anything to eat. Where has Tennessee been for the past fifty years? Ruling WASATCH W. G. ROMNEY 23 1 Edison Street J. Q. |