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Show THE CITIZEN 6 jiiiiiimiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuimiiiiiiimiiuiiiuiiiiiiiuiiiiMimiiniiiMUUinimuuuiiiiiiuiuuiiuiiiuiiiiiiiHiiiiiiunuuimiiiiuiiuuiiiiiMiuiiiimiimuuiiiiiiiiiiiiuii I is UTAHS INDUSTRIES treatment so far recorded is To make this financial record other man who has taken up this line of surgery. Yet he was peremptorily reI fused a license to practice medicine in California, by the Board of State Med1 because of insufficiiiiin)iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiuuiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiuiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiuiiunmiiuiiiMuuiiiiiimmiHmiiiuiiiuiuinig ent and inadequate training in the THIS IS THE PLACE every way since the days of Hermes practice of his profession. Brinkley SEE UTAH FIRST Trlsmegisto, save in gullibility; we never was able to explain to the Caliare as quick to buy bottles fresh filled fornia board, and to boards in several from the magical mythical fountain of other states as well, just how he came Now that Utah' is and has been advertised in a national way, the time youth as our ancestors were to buy the into possession of diplomas from cerhas arrived to also sell t he state to philosophers stone in the days of tain medical schools. Brinkley not Utahns. You cant sell to others what Roger Bacon. only adopted the Steinach-Voronomethod of extracting money from men By the use of radium we have proyou refuse ot buy yourself. For that reason the Salt Lake real estate board duced helium, in itself an element, thus and women, but he improved on it, of Salt Lake City, has organized Boosdestroying the theory of transmutation to such an extent that he wrote a ters Week, to begin the selling at on which virtually all the charlatanry book about it, published in Chicago, of the thousand centuries preceding in 1922. In this book, Brinkley, speakhome. . Some of the good slogans of the the eighteenth was based. ing as the leader of all gland therapists Yet every year there rises some new in this country, makes the following week will be Whose roof is over your head? and Have you invested your messiah, who finds ready to his call, claims as to gland transplantation: First, that all diseases are curable money in Utah enterprises? Also, Do and accepting his wildest claims you make your money here and spend droves of followers greater in number by it. One must credit him with intending than the population of the entire world it away from here? to except broken bones and epidemic Tell your friends who live out of the when Geber came out of Asia to astonstate about some of the wonders we ish Europe with his now laughable pre- diseases, as he probably intended to do. Even at that, this statement is sheer have in this state and watch the result. tensions. This year we have with us a troupe bunkum. All diseases are not curable; We have only scratched the surface in not those hard- in fact, few diseases, if allowed to run of gland experts Utah so far. Business opportunities await those who will invest their working scientists who, delving with beyond a certain stage, can be cured; needle points into cellular life, are trymany diseases, if taken at an early money, and for health we lead the ing to learn how much of mans wellperiod in their histories, can be at world. For scenic wonders we challeast stopped. These are axioms of being depends on the proper functionlenge the world. This is the place, and See Utah ing of the glands within the body, but the medical profession, whose truth those who propose to replace worn-ou- t is demonstrated day after day and first. parts of the human anatomy with new every day in every hospital and in the parts from the lower animals. The office of every physician and surgeon COAL DIFFERENCES SETTLED. in this and other countries. advertising of these modam Ponce fills pages of our newspapers Second, says the dean of the gland The indifferences existing between and magazines. The majority miracle-worker- s therapists, the source of all human the Utah Fuel and the Black Diamond are disguised as Incorporated energy is sex energy, which is ancoal companies have been amicably laboratories. A very few are physicians other way of saying that the gland settled out of court. The Black Diaand surgeons whose records will bear system of man is a chained system, mond company will now be able to searching. A small percentage are men mutually assisting or depressing each market its production of coal without who have worked for years to obtain other by their secretions, with the have their interference and- right-of-wadiplomas from established and reglands dominating all the been adjusted satisfactorily to all putable schools of medicine, but the rest. concerned. Third, he claims to have cured locovastly larger number are graduates of motor ataxia, epilepsy, diabetes, nephcorrespondence schools, holders, of deLACK DEVELOPMENT INTEREST. grees from diploma mills, chiropracritis, dementia praecox, other forms of tors, metphysical healers, and others insanity, paralysis agitans (shaking alThe Wallace Miner says that who, with a smattering of medicine, palsy), and even to have relieved the loneliness of childless homes. If these though. the productive mines of Coeur and less knowledge of surgery, promdAlene district are operating at full ise to the gullible public the working claims were true, Dr.- Brinkley would of such mircles as not even Albertus hold in his hands the remedy for at capacity and earning large profits under-the stimulus. of a strong demand Magnus would have dared to offer. least half the divorces sought and obfor lead, and although the outlook for The gland theory is based. on the tained in this country; he could with a continuance of high lead prices was work of Theophile de Bordeu, a French a series of operations empty our insane never better, and local conditions af- physican, who, in 1778, expressed the asylums and our homes for the feeblefecting the mining industry are good, idea that certain glands within the minded; and it would be only a quesit is a fact nevertheless that the body exude tremendously important tion of time until our reformatory inamount of new mining development secretions into the blood. stitutions would have to yield to the this at or most in The work planned remarkable factor in the able doctor and a herd of goats. progress d is. goat-glanin district Coeur the dAlene whole time In connection with, these claims, it is craze, which has witThis risen to its present stage of wide Interesting to note that all the gland disappointing. year should more has ness mining activity than popularity and profitable practice in therapists, like the ERA practitioners, been' seen in the district in many the past five years, and has not even the spectro-chrom- e therapists, and the all are years, because the conditions yet reached its limit, is the ease with notorious specialists of a decade ago field for exploratory which those phyicians who have taken from which these modern cultists diright and the work is large and promising. it up can conceal their lack of proper rectly descend, seek to cure only those or adequate medical or surgical train- diseases to be healed of which men and FAKE DOCTORS REAPING ing. Take, for example, the dean of the women will pay the largest sums most HARVEST FROM SUCKERS cult, in the United States one J. R. readily. The lowest price for a packBrinkley, M. D., of Chicago; Milford, age of goat gland pills from one of The United States today is overpopKansas; Los Angeles and San Diego, these laboratories, is five dolulated with miracle workers, fakers, California; Ensenada, Lower Calif- lars, and at least twenty packages are quacks, charlatans, inventors of new ornia, and now of China or Egypt, his required to effect a cure. The lowest cults in everything from astrology to whereabouts being not well known to charge for a gland transplantation opInterested Federal and state officials. eration yet recorded is $500, and from zoogeny, and back again. The alchemists of the ark Ages Brinkley is the leader, the absolute that the fees range to the $5,000 colwere less numerous, less clamorous, dean of the He lected from one wealthy American rezealless harmful, and Infinitely less has deprived more goats of life, and cently in Viennai. The minimum colous in their search for. gold than the collected more money from elderly men lection for the practitioner in the inSteinachs and the Voronoffs of today. and women, in return for the transjection school of gland therapy is $75; Humanity has advanced in almost plantation of goat glands than any the highest fee collected for such a ical Examiners, ff . . de-Leo- ns life-produci- - ys - so-call- ed gland-transplanter- s. ng plete, it should be added that rent quotation on goat ghnds slaughter houses of this coui the present time is one dollar with a discount on quantity There are today approximal men, physicians, surgeons, tors and mental and religious engaged in administering some the three described forms ot treatment in the United States. the system of gland transportati iginated in Europe, the methods! jection and internal dosage n vised in the United States, ft these systems has developed so ly, spread so widely, or gained so money for its operators in in the United States. One of the erican gland therapists boasts, this he probably is telling the if 1( that, in the three years prior to he performed 1,500 gland tram tion operations! The active growth of the goat school of medication and s this country covers approximate; years, though some of this work done prior to that period. For well known conditions which be discussed here, operations to these have been performed by trained and reputable physician-morthan a quarter of a century, in all that time, the number a formed by all the thousands i geons in the United States ha equaled the number performed in years by one gland therapist who so poorly grounded in medicine surgery that he has been unable but one state which will permit practice within its borders. The gland therapists claim, si tise and accept large fees for leged accomplishments: e to First, the permanent cure of C eases. Second, the restoration of full tal, physical and ers to men and women of any Third, the prolongation of life nitely by reeptition of the opera! certain definitely stated periods ing the first operation. life-reproduci- One cannot but be moved at these discoveries made to in the graduates ol bund or defunct medical colli within the past half a ik'cdsc, while our tremendous laboratory jority of our far-flun- mail-orde- r g research founds wander dumbly on, apparently to the amazing fact that fr .m goat we may borrow 111 eterns tbe-bl- e EXTREME TEMPERATURES First Boy Ive got a de: f uncle up in Alaska who sa sit g 3 tot cold up there, when he hands that his fingerna ,3 chatt Second Boy Hugh, tha; s not! sat My b rother in South Amt ica had to feed his roosters ci eked keep his hens from laying egs tri-hi- s : WHO IS WHO BOOSTERS WEEK, A! ? |