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Show THE SUE, PRICE, UTAH EVERY THURSDAY PAGE TWO EWEDWDAW RUDEUW ODIIK o. o. mciiiityre by the wit NEW To YORK old-time- rs and caprices of Broadway today are hallow vaporings in comparison to the red oorpuscled mirth of years gone fcy the years of the 'flying wedge of the waiters at Jack s, the cartoonist table at Church-illthe wordlinga about the Knickerbocker bar and the 42d Street Country club. Thers was the glittering and wintry morning at the -- s, Metro pole barroom when a comedian of the gla ,j lurched MearQy in from a ten-da- y joust with the jug, his clothes in spotty disorder. Palling asleep, Wilson Mizncr hung this card around his neck: "TheQran-de- u that is Grease, the glory that was .Hum. On another occasion a Broadwayite qn a prolonged hurrah approached Miznor and flexed his muscles cried : "Feel, sucker Sometimes I do not realize my own' strength. Mizncr replied: "I'll say youre a bandow, your hreath alone wonld tilt windmills on a Dutch painting. , 1 . . who crushed every Also banquet. One night he drew his chair uninvited to the speakers table and when Willie Collier was introduced, began to heckle. Collier took it for awhile.-The: have a surmise, ladies and gentlemen.. I take pleasure in presenting Americas favorite pain in the neck. the-acto- r .I In Jacks, one glowy midnight, came a prize fighter, handsome in a vacu- ous way. As he passed a table someone commented on his superb stature and poise. Frank O'Malley, looking him over, ehirped:.llIve seen bettei beads on dollar umbrellas. Another evening OMalley eame up-on the late Joe Drum, Jamee Montgomery Flngg and George Buchanan Fife, "Ah, he exclaimed, "the Spirit of 76. Dctun was sailing one day on n French ship. "I ehoosc to cross with the gallant chevalier of France, he said, "where there is no hanky-pank- y about the women and children first Hiawatha News Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Gunderson motored to Salt Lake City Monday. Mrs. E. E. Wright and dangUcr and Mrs. Lloyd Ungerman spent the weekend in Salt Lake Citr. Mrs. Kate Scofield of Los Angeles, Calif., ia here visiting her daughter, Mrs. Arthur Opperman. Mr. and Mrs. Axel Madsen, Mr. and Mrs. A1 Babcock, Jr., Mr. and Mrs. Virgil Gundemon motored to Helper Saturday night and were guests 01 Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Simmons. Mrs. T. Woodhave and Mrs. Elmer Love entertained Thursday at a 7 oclock dinner. Guests were Mrs. J. P. Russell, Miss Hansen, Miss Startup, Miss Parkinson, Miss Naylor, Miss Murdock, Mrs. Dahlarud. Prizes were won by Mrs. Russell and Miss Hansen. Mrs. Charles Marble entertained the members of the Neighborhood Social club Thnrsday last Those present included Mrs. W. A. Baxter, Mrs. Virgil Gunderson, Mrs. E. Nixon, Mrs. Lyle Burdick, Mrs. Jim Wycherley, Mrs. Leonard Wyeherley, Mrs. Sam Per- kowski, Mrs. Dan Wycherley, Mrs. J. G. Reese- Mrs. Arthur Opperman entertained at bridge Friday afternoon in honor of her mother, Mrs. Seofield. Guests were Mrs. Dan Garber, Mrs. W. B. Jones, Mrs.- L. Crogan, Mrs. H. B. Lindeman, Mrs. E. E. Wright, Mra, A. F. Jorgensen, Mrs. F. Gleason, Mrs. L. Ungerman. The prize was won by Mrs. A. F. Jorgensen. Mrs. Axel Madsen entertained the Sewing club Thursday of last week. Those present were Mrs. A1 Babcock, Jr., Mrs. E. Nixon, Mrs. W. A. Baxter, Mrs. Lyle Burdiek, Mrs. J. G. Reese, Mrs. Sam Perkowski, Mra. Dan Wycherley, Mrs. James Wyeherley, Mrs. Charles Marble and Mra. Leonard Wycherley. Mr. and Mrs. Dsn Garber entertained at a very delightful bridge dinner Friday evening. Guests included Mr. and Mrs. Frank Gleason, Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Murray, Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Jorgensen, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Nougaret, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Crogan and Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Russell Prizes were won by Mrs. Nongaret and Mrs. Russell, Mr. Gleason and Mr. Crogan. The K. P. lodge entertained at a dancing party Monday night Those attending were Mr. and Mra. W. A. Baxter, Mr. and Mra. J. G. Reese, Mr. and Mra. Lb Ungerman, Mra. William Steekelmnn, Mr. and Mrs. Ssm Perkowski, Mr. and Mrs. AI Babcock, Jr., Mr. and Mrs. H. Simmons, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Nougaret, Mr. and Mra. Harold Lindeman, Charles Marble, W. Barney and Mr. Jeffs of Mohrland. A delicious supper was served. - Mr. and Mrs. Dan Garber enterUnusual figures drifted to bars and tained at n bridge dinner party Satchop houses in those haphazard days. Guests were Mr. and Mrs. wide-hatte- d night eonurday the Collar Joe, Paper Mr. and Mra. E. Steekelman, fiaonee Appetite Bill, who eonld Nou- nd "-devour a lari, of popiom at one,EUngerman, Lloyd whoae4!1 and Central Grand Pele, aitting, - Mr. and Mre. L. Crogan, Mr." and Mra. D. Cavenah of Wattis, Mr. and Mrs. William Sandem, C. N. Orr and Miss In Considine's, one dusk, wmcbbdy G. Murdock, Prise were won by Mrs. in n lunatic srisure suggested crack-- . Steckelmsn, Mrs. Crogan, Mr. Crogan ing the tedium by visiting Chinatown j and Mr. Cavenah. and "knocking the gong aiound..j1 Mrfc wnjilim Bunl w hostess to tor a thrill. Paul Armstrong, the vpr . delightful bridge luncheon demurred! "No opium Tor , at mlM p. m. Quests included have noticed that me, he said, F. Jorgensen, Mrs. W. B. once you started playing faro you B Mrs. E C. Bowen, Mrs. A. oon find yourself dealing. Mrs. I Ungerman, Mr. perm Lemon, Mrs J. P. Russell, Mrs. E. E. Jaeka was the rowdiest spot short- Wright, Mrs. H. Nougaret, Mrs. F. ly before dawn. It churned with lusty Gleason, Mrs. W. W. Murray, Mrs. 1L drinkers who were frequently in bel- B. Lindeman, Mrs. Paul Villard, Mrs. ligerent moods. Jock Bunslan, him- William Steckelman, Mrs. E. Frac-eoMrs. Anna Duteher, Mrs. M. self, oftyn had to resort to strenuous measures. One bnlly "roared in at Brady, Mrs. R, McKinnon, Mrs. II. a Fourth of July sunup, waiving Dahlarud and Miss G. Murdock. PrizAs he rushed to- es were won by Mr. Jorgensen, Mrs. smoking ward a table menacingly, Dunstan Jones and Mrs. Dahlarud. stuck both thumbs in a pot of Eng The following members and guests lish mustard, clapped them to the the Bridge elub were entertained of his he and dropped eyes, gun anil crashed screaming into a pillar of t a very delightful bridge luncheon Thursday at the banquet rooms at the Sixth avenue eL 1:30 p. m.: Mr. W. B. Jones, Mrs. C. Bowen. Mrs. William Steckcl-Mr- s. Another character, when the lamps Pi William Burn. Mrs. A. F. man. in Jack a flamed brightest was a garMrs. E. E. Wright, Mrs. Jorgensen, rulous lawyer who 11 Lindeman, Mrs. E. Love, Mrs. II. burst into oratory Ungerman, Mrs. A. Oprmun, Mrs. at the slightest ex L II. Nougaret, Miss Alias Hansen, Mra. Reich-enbark ruse. Ilarry Mrs. F. Gleason, Mrs. Dan onee sum- F. Lemon, L Crogan, Mrs. It. McMr. Garber, med him up with: Kinnon, Mrs. M. Brady, Mrs. W. W. "Anytime youasic Murray, Mrs. E. Fram-om- , Mra. Anna that guy bow he ia hell climb right up 1898. on a soap box and Ann Pennington in Philadelphia in Broadtell you. 1898. way even changes Marilyn Miller in Findley, O., 1898. in ' names. Rarely Julia Sanderson, Springfield, Mass are there handles 1887. such ss Slocum and Ilal Skelly in Allegheny, Fa., 1891 names suggesting lace curCarter tains, whitewashed yard rocks and as- Wm Jut The following article was taken' from the Keminerrr, Wyo., Gazette, and is very applicable to Price and other towns in Carbon county. Price has severtl bakeries, but still most of its bread eomes from Salt Luke City. "It is bad enough for the citizens, of any small eity to be disloyal to their home merchants and other bust-- le ar.d Ealt Lake, adorned the ridevalks In front of some 'ocal m rjantile establishments for the convenience of Kemmerer dogs, h.:t pr gross is noted now wa hare truck delivery from 'Salt Lake City the boxes are no more and the dogs must sacrifice to the spirit of progress. . ness enterprises, such as looking over What do you suppose the ' catalogs and then sneaking down hion 0f t ran grin is of Kemmerer when to the postoffice and buy money or- they see the DISLOYALTY of this ders to send away for merchandise eity ADVERTISED by the presence that can bo secured right hare from of a huge bread truck from Salt Lake local merchants who are struggling to City scurrying hither and thither a go of it Herring bread thronght the ousiness "But when that disloyalty to home ; district, while one of the most is ADVERTISED alt over i signs on the Triangle era- the business district of the town, the bellL-ha double store front with limit, has about been reached. 'Keiiimrrer Bakery on itf "Kemmerer la visited on alternate days by a MONSTER bread Wellington Items track from Salt Lake City, which drives hither and thither deliverMrs. Beulah Draper has been teaching products from Salt Lake City ing the second and third erodes in ovens to retailers all around the school hero during the absence of the business district of Kemmerer. So regular teacher, Mrs. Myrle Crowther. largo ia this track that when it Mr. and Mrs. Otto F. Rick returnparka in front of a local meed to their home in Salt Luke City rchants place, traffic must ietour Friday after a weeks visit at the around its rear-enprojecting Inhomo of Mrs. Rick's parents, Mr. and to the street, which Indicates the Mrs. M. L. Snow. load it must carry. Mrs. Sam Shimmin and Mrs. John '.'While this is going on there is a Rich left Sunday turning for Los Trilargo loeal bakery right nn the Angeles, Calif., for uu extended visit angle, working with reduced force, with their daughter, Mrs. Ella llill carrying heavy overhead expense and and Mrs. Charles Inman. struggling along, like most of Iho rest Mrs. Thorne of Brigham City reof us, hoping to make ends meet home Thursday. She. was acturned The Kemmerer Bakery uses Kemby her little merer coal to heat its ovens, and its companied Valeea Crowther. Mrs. Thorne hu.i ter, ralo to ship by freight is Inviolate. been visiting with her daughter, Mrs. The Balt Lake City bakery delivers Y. who has been ill Myrle bread to Kemmerer by track after for the Crowther, three weeks. past baking it in ovens nearly 150 mile Norman Hamilton, principal of Caraway that are hasted by GAS. "Thousands of dollars hare been bon high school, was the speaker at the association meetspent making the local bakery modIlia subject was ing Thursday evening. ern in every way. There is not abroad Other numbers consumer in this eity who can hon- "The High Schools. on two were the by program to estly point a superior product from Mrs. Ottostrom of Price readings and four Salt Lake City. The Kemmerer Baknumbers by the loeal mens glee elu'j, ery sells bread on a money-bac- k guarantee. The Kemmerer institution pays under the direction of Blaine Perkins. taxes hero, contributes to every local Miss Stella Draper was hostess to eivie movement and the proprietor is the members of the "I-club at her a eitizen of twenty-fiv-e years stand- borne Tuesday evening. Supper was served to Miss Alta Barnes, Miss Jesing. "Tor many yean largo bread sie Ellis, Miss Neva Thayn, Miss Ruth boxes empty and full shipped in Woods, Miss Faye Locks, Miss Lela by axpyeas from Ogden, Focatel- Baldwin, Miss Alice Smith, Miss Fern 3212 sket W It has everything field await you in the Free have should Wheeling in all for. great car ward speeds, Full Synchronized Shift, Automatic Switch-KeStarting. And literally pillowed in rub. its her smooth, lightning Cut sue cylinder engine Cushioned Power.- - Before you maby gives up your mind on any car, drive die Rockne. ebti I Bis- it int Dill d gran-ldaug- Parent-Teache- WESTERN AUTO COMPANY , Price, Utah North Carbon Ave. tbl Itb h an rs T ' Marshall, Miss Valoy Wheeler, Miss Kdvthc Beard, Miss Nellie Branch and Mrs. J. P. Mrs. R. Duteher, Russell, Ratliff, Mrs. William Sanders. Prizes the hostess. were won by Mrs. Garber, Mrs. LemLast Saturday and the week before, the Daughter! of the Pioneers and the on, Mrs. Duteher and Mrs. Crogan. 11 February Revenue s association officers sponsored a health campaign for havBy Empey ing all school children, and older people, too, if desired, who had defective Municipal revenue for February b tonsils, given medical attention. In two days operations, fifty patients taled $12,04731, according to Ibl had their tonsils removed. Dr. M. C. monthly report of City Recorder Melrose of Helper was in charge. The W. Empey. operations were performed in the WelReceipts by departments wan al lington school house. follows: Lights, $6137.80; water, Rl 'Wind, rain, hail, fire theft, acci- 48L45; aerviee deposits, $15; dagta, dent, automobile insurance at Equit- $94; licenses, $347.30; hospital, R able Insurance Agency, J. Bracken 880.11; cemetery, $16; justice s eolleetiona, $10; sleetneol imperial Lee, manager, Priee, Utah. $50.45; garbage, $16. Office supplies of ail kinds The Sub. Parent-Teacher- City Given tt Soldier Canyon Coal Dslivared Right From tha Xtai LUMP, NUT or BLACK ADVERTISING I "the Modern the same! Time was when a new style woman's gown or improved farm implement spread from town to town by the slow medium of rumor. The lady "out west" heard the decree of fashion months after the lady on Broadway had made her debut in the . latest creation. But today, how all that is changed! Main Street of the country's remotest village moves abreast of New York's smart Fifth Avenue. Thanks to the speed and efficiency of advertising, all the people everywhere get the glad SPRING CANYON COAL CO. PROFESSIONAL Phjrsiciaa aai Burst Dr. J. C Hubbard, tidings of new desirable products at the same time. The result is immediate and wide diffusion of knowledge about the things that make life modern, happy and full. And what is more, advertising has set np standards of truthfulness that establish confidence and secure quick acceptance of worthy services and products. Manufacturers, merchants and buyers, all reap the rewards of our flexible system of distributing and selling. ary da? but the dauntless spirit of getting the news to all the homes of the people is . to12 noon, 2 to 51 Hour, 10 a. m. 1U3-Office Phone Keeidmct Oomnieirial Benk Building, PrictUMl Paul Revere a far cry to the IT'S methods of Revolution- J PhoM 387 LEONARD SHIELD Dr. R. F. McLaughlin. Yes, advertising spreads thC' news, quickens desire, guides in the choice, and influences to the buyer's the price that advantage is paicL Let advertising be the guide to all your Ptqnidu and Bnrgttn Office Hour. 2 to Bp. Kmidrnrt Phone 1 231. Utah Electric Building, Price, BuMK Ut Charles Ruggeri, Jr. FfcjaM d 8s Office Phone 81, Residence 177, Building, Price, Utah. Dr. R. I. Brockbank, Pal Graduate Uhlrspractar. 01 tOMOtl Electric Building, Pnce. I Vfire bourt, 10 to 12 c. m., 2 and 6:30 to 8 p. m. Office IboM . Residence 81. l Walter C. Gease, Atterney At Law Office In County Court Ilouat. . lricc, Utah. H.J. Binch, Atturney At Law 715 Judge Building, Bait Luke City. 0t L. A. McGee, Atturney At Law Room 5 and A SUragni Building. f Utah. Phone. Office 198. KwndcncfU I J. W. Hammond, UTAH STATE PRESS ASSOCIATION in cooperation with SALT LAKE ADVERTISING CLUB Abetracter Abstract! of title ferninhed to any iJJ or tract in Enters Utah. Fire written in the bent ewnpaniee. Keel bonda, etc. Second floor, Hilvegn building. Price, Uub. f! J. E. Flynn, Licensed Undertaker and Enata Ambulanre eerrire. Phone 29, W Wallace Mortuary, C., 1890. 18GQ. last y er Richard Bennett in Cass county, Ind., 1873, Sidney Blackmer in Salisbury, N. Maxine Elliott in Rockland, Me., 187L lawn Errol in Sydney, Australia, 1881. Queenio Smith in Flushing, L. I., 1906. Mrs. Fieke in New Orleans 1867. Elsie Janie in Delaware, O., 1889. DeWolf Hopper in Now Yo.k, 1853 Francine Larrimore in Russia in kinU Rocfcwe. .1870. 'Frank Daniels in Dayton, 0., rcoa Thrills and surprises new b the low priced Kiii'-uou- MA. Walter Connolly in Cincinnati, 1888. Eui I de-ma- Where they were born and when: But why T George Arliss in London, England, isos;. f. Col, Jos. Ilnrtfield in Henderson, Ky, rer ; Sat-pUjng- pidistras. Instead are stuffed shirts with pomaded pomp and Argentine auction, hearing such names as Cai los and Ferenc and suggesting the lowest of all crime blackmail. fHUB 18. Does the Bread 1 ruck Stop In Front of Your Place? Hry rnd "I THURSDAY, MARCH Licenced Enbahnera Miners and Shipper of the A. N. Wallace, Manager. Ambulance Service,' Day or NigM-- . riee. iwl Phone 1M ' Celebrated Spring Canyon C Coal Lt-- fu B Levis Optical and . Jewelry Company Mines At SPRING CANYON, UTAH General Offices. SIT Newborns Buildini HALT LAKE CITY. UTAH ' Advertising Builds Business and Protects the Consumer Eyre Tented and Glnneea 17tbe4 e Any Duplicated In Thirty Mhrtri Or Lea A Cbmplcta Stock at Frames Open Bundaye By Appointment Lt-ne- 3X3 |