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Show THE M0RXT3TG EXAMINES OGDEN, UTAH, 12 V Hia ' laiac. cri-tnu- u z. , The tlriis'elrt cheerfully replied that he would iix up the culler. Vi'aic a uiiuut!," auid the apotliecary us lie reached for the gauze, the lint tad the itii'.ixeptit'. The badly marred MunitMvd tllaeuusolately about the (hop, but maidenly mopped in front of one of those convex mirrors that do curb queer tricks of diatortiou with their reflected lmogm. Our friend caught a glimpse of hint elf out of those disturbed optica. With a yell cf terrr he tore himself kae from the airne and bolted Cor the door, scaring the druwjiKt half to death. shouted the drug "Con is back here cuMituier clerk. muck! a Hr out shrieked the C Be- "1 looking glaaa, and if I "A Bee la Tear Beaaet" KeCy in hia "Scotch Proverbs' gives the phrase, "A bee la your bonnet, with a alight addition, 'There is a bee la your bonnet cosa. The earliest refs erence to it seeuie to be in Robert "Mad Maid's Fong: ' lli'P-rick- am wee le marl woe. wo !e Alack and For pity, Bir, Had out that Bee Which bore my tree away, rte ack him laInyear bfinm-- t hnttNS l ie sank him your ejree; gay, bow I think th'ave Blade Me Brava I' the bad at strawberries. , ' la Haywood's Dnotogue. 154& we full heavy, tlieir Sod, Their part heads be foil of bee. The name oytn-Ibof confusion oeeurn la Ralph Royster Doyster," 1300: Whose hath such ban as your master la ol btti Hath need to have hie epirlta with agate to be led. And la Da moo and Ftthls" 1.171. But Wyll, my master bath bees la hia head. Bahalya t I ml ImMmmmm. pay to rustle much," Mid leay Earn Pox, a sittln round tlie corner on an empty cracker box. I dont believe la hirin up a lot of notse at II, tee often km much eDergyU bring boat a fall. Now, theres the flea; his energy just gto him scratched to death. The ben thet works too hard for worms is first to hma her breath. Tbe pig thet tights the hardest for tbe com throwed to tbe sty Is first to fatten, first to sell die. The horse thet pif first of all to soon works hiserif to rlee to da It all toonoa. Tbe dog thet done tbe barkin' is the one thet gits the stonee. No, air, this workin hard aint right I don't keer what they say. An hour er two of works enongb-es-y, evry other .day." An then he tilted galnat the will hia empty cracker box an soon was snarlo m. rejr'lar like old lazy Kara It never ! one-thir- aad Boat. Baaataa WvUiag. Besides bridmuuilda there are brides men, these lattT being obliged to present the hrtdcanifiide with sweetmeats. A personage follows tlie proevooina bearing an elegantly mounted picture of Christ In gold and silver, which ie stationed against tlie altar. Tlie bride, .maids de not all drroa alike, and their number is unlimited. The bride'a old nurse superintends the removal of the dowry from the bride's horns to that of her future husband and ia a mot Important member on the day of the wedding. A wllneao, a connection of the family, pays the priest's fees, and tlie number of assistants, each with a separate duly allotted hliu, is oftea great. d, X dia-fflou- d, ' A wvJl-e-d- lifts fine-nuk- When we' speak of warm or cool clothing we use as absolute a metaphor os when we mik ef the sun going down or tbe "rosy finnerrd dawn ('lathe can communicate neither heat nor oold lo tbe burly. Fur is not warm nor linen cool, except as they serve as conductors for the heat generated by tbe itself. Fr.r and wool are excellent nonconductors of beat that Is, (hey do not allow the heat of tho body to eacsie so easily as some other materials and the reason why far la one of lie poorest conductor of best la not. aa might be aupiraecd, ao much because of Its thickness sud weight aa because of the sir which Is mingled with or routined between Its fibers, confined air being one of tlie most effectual nonconductor of beat known. just saw myself in your don't get to a doctor Im rallied for life. , And he did not stop for explanations. San Francisco Call. ing man. g-- gnvu.-I.onsuia- Clatfeaa Foxe-PU-grl- The Chlasae DM. Tbe food of the Chinese eoneistf principally of rkwand flsh. That statement has appeared in nearly every school geography or history that baa lieea published since the flood. If all folderol and flapdoodle," aaye a from the interior of the great empire. The at ream were Ashed out ages ogot and you mldum And flail in the Interior. On the roast, yea, much fish la eaten, but the main food of the Chinese la pork and chk-eMutton and beef ere rare. Las rice la raten than yon would imagine, but there la an abundanoe of palatable vegetables, and you would flud no difficulty la tusking out a good dinner, concea-alonual- BreaSta It la Captivity. For years beck within the classic p redacts of Phiralx park the sathorlUce of tbe Dublin boo have been breeding Hons at a rats that hue been touched by no other menagerie in the world. The climate of Ireland, which la ao Inimical to pofawnona reptiles, seems to benefit the raging Ikm of tbe Nubian deserts to such a marvelous Extent that tie actually thrives bettor in the open air wttbtn smelling distance of the river Llfiey than he is accustomed to' do In bis native Africa. For some mysterious reason these animals flourish and breed in the Dublin xoa. ha Waa Xat CviHlIri. A girt forced by her parents Into a dlaagroeable thatch with an old nun, whom ah di'tested. when the clergyman came to that part of tbe service wheca tbe bride is asked If obe consents to take tbe bridegroom for her hatband, nkL with great simplicity: Oh, dear, no, sir, but yon are tbe first person who baa asked my opinion about the matter.1" London Tit-Bit- Giant Betties. The giant of the nettle family are, first, the Urtica stimulant and Urtlca crennlota of the East Indies, species wlioee attack upon onea band la suffl-deto cause the arm to swell with a most frightful pain, which lists for weeks. But even tticse ere milk and water nettles by comparison with the Trtlca nrentissima, which grows in Timor, where it bears the significant title of Daoun setnn, or devils leaf. Tlie effects of Its sting lest for a year and have often produced death. The Tint Tattsragk. The first actual comidunicatloi through an eioctrlcr.I circuit wa made In 1737. wbw Lautond, a French philosopher, placed two electrical machines ia difleront roams iu hia house and connected them by wire. He agreed with hie wife that tbe uove-jjeatef tittle pith balls should be suderetood to menu certain tetters end hi this manner carried on regular conversation. s Bet la His Liao. What ia tii is V" asked Mr. Near, . stopping a moment at the novelty couuler. This li a handy Uttie arrangement for carryiug your Ijjmj change," said the salezuiau, proceeding to show him a new stylo of com huIJrr. Loose change? I never have any," remarked Hr. Near, passing on. Bo Caaae too Worry. tmnlile to think of our daughter merry tv that young unn. Why, he enters Ms mother and finer about is if they were slants. Mrs. de Finn I Mr. de worry, my dear. He wont nrdir nor daughter about more time owe. She tcksi after you. A Fvaitt DrStiato. She le komvtifuk Mid the stodiena girl, "but she lg not accompltshed. "My dear." aatfWanwl Miw Cayenne, There h no accsajiliebiuviit more dif-li.U- it ti-p- i b'ti-- r I ('.fill." ie-- nonry die potruc uiat repairs were n Tko IraBtah WlM 104 mode, lie suixveded in nearly stopBpeekiug ef the preparation of Spanping Lis borne as he came to the place, ish wince, an exp.-r- t said: the animal was till very fidgety.' Nut i: are "Whcu ll.-and crashed per , it Is plac- Not having a groom with him, he culled the juh has ten ed in big 160 gallon butt and left to out to a iteliceiiidii standing near and stand. For ux years It is not even 'asked him to hold hia borne while lie touched. Thru a wine expert goes got down and came to its head. The Prus-kla- u tliruugh tbs butts, testing tfimn by policemoli, being oue of the true lype, never budged. - Again the smell, llis nose is the only means a gentlemen called to him. Still the man ted to deter in me the value and took no notice. Fortunately no aeri-drof the w ine. occurred, and tlie driver succeed"Now, it Is a peculiar fact and one that has never been explained that ed in turning his bone around and from the same vintage, aecured under drove home. lie wrote a furious letter the same dmuiiatsuccm, many different to tbe head of IL police and in due grade of wise will bo soenred. Some time received a reply to the effect that of it will be pale, same siedlnm, some Tba said policeman, having served la d of it will an Infantry and not in a cavalry regidark. Only about be of tbe best quality. It le the duty ment before he joined the force, could of the wiue tester, by means of hit nut be expected to come to the horse's anas alone, to determine what baits head, as he waa uuacqualated with the contain the pole wine, etc., and what ways and manners of such animal. butts contain the ImvL. He ie able, to Startles separate the varkiaa qnalllie. Then The long coat for women is said to the wine ia honied, labeled sad shipped have been In trod wood by Mme. de Pomto foreign ounanmenL" padour as the "correct riding coat at the time when obe organ iced tbe royal Delhi aa Ita BUtsrr. ffhr.h Jihan in 1631 built the present hunting parties at erailles. This incity of Delhi, close to tbe old Delhi, novation. Ilka everything decreed byr and mads it the royal residence. Tbe the "grande moeiioiae," was oerupn-leualjfollewed by the ladies ef the MnliainnM'daAS still call It Shahjehina-bnthe "city of tlie king ef the court. No sooner had she set the exworld. Nadir Shah, tbe Persian nsurp-t-r, ample by wearing this becoming gar meat than the entire train of both captured it in 173&. niassacred thon-ssnof the luhnbitauis and bore away king and quren adapted tide maw practical form of dress in preference to tht plunder to tbe ralue of nearly 9100,-(flowered silted and satins worn bltber i.oOO, iuc hiding the famous peacock to. In this way Mne. de Itempadou throne and tbe great Kohinovr now la the possession of tho rendered tbe sport easier to the ladie . who preferred riding. The cast wa Uritlsh eruwa. The British first came into control in carried out in a Ugld colored cloth re UW, when the Mabrattss ware defeat- lieved writh fancy galloon or ombraider ed near Delhi by Lord Lake. When tbs lee. Tbe most effertlre material bow sepoy mutiny broke eut in 1857 Phab ever, was velvet la a variety o beau Mohammed Babadour, then ninety tlfnl abodes. This becoming fosbioi . yean old. took command of the city was stNI much In vogue during tb-and nnfll tbe English agaia triumphed rrlgn" of Mme. Dn Burry. In a wel. enjoyed tbe Imperial state to wbicb he known portrait by Drouaia she ia rap resented in the popular embroidered hod long been e stranger. velvet hunting coat and, curiously Hein ml the Polka. a man's powdered The polka is of Bohemian origin. A enough, wearing wig. a citizen in peasant girl, servant to Eibekostelets, a town three bonra disMarie Aatelssris's Hllllwer. tance from rragne, wee on a Munday Among those persons to whom Mario same at her tbe for pastime, dancing Antoinette, queen of France, paid partime accompanying her steps with an ticular attention waa her milliner, Mils. air of her own fancy. Tbe schoolmas- Benin. When tbe queen entered Perter and organist, Joseph Neruda, hav- is in 1779 the milliner placed herself In ing observed her movemeuts, compos- a balcony with thirty of her worked a suitable air. The dance waa per- women, as she passed and her formed for the first time In public at waved her baud majesty to hw. This public whore Elbekoetelcta, then at Iragae, Tbe distinction made her 'fortune. It obtained tlie nuiue of polka. At milliner acquired inch Importance Faria It became very popular and final- from her Interviews with the queen ly found ita way to London, New York thet abe used In her shop tbe same and all the grant towns on both sides language tbe minister used concerning of the Atlantic. the audiences be had with her royal customer in the cabinet. When a The Charm WsrM Tmm Well. woman could not be pleased A story of witchcraft In east Africa the with various caps presented to her was told at a meeting of tbe Folklore choice Mile. Bertln would, observe, A man Webb. Robert apby society Rhow the lady some specimens of my a for to a witch doctor powerful plied with her majesty." charm to kill an enemy. lie was given last consultation a parcel to bury In tbe path down Wives. Liked One which the victim waa to walk. To test oe Han tells of a Tbe late August Ita efficacy the man buried K Just out- one legged women who became the side the door of tbe witch doctors bnt third wife of a prosperous widower. A female olave of the magician wet One day while searching tbe closets the first to leave the hut and og past- abe came upon two cork legs, each ladoo-to- r ing the spot fall dead. The witch name of a different wowith beled sued hie client for the value of the man. In the and fear rage she went bewaa tried dead slave, and tbe ease of her husband relative the among courts.--London Mail. fore tbe native asking question. But they padded bar by spying that both hia lint and secMill Ohseare. wives had. also been obliged, to ond Mrs. asked Joelab, Chngwater, wrar an artificial limb and that tbe holding her finger on the place in tba married Ufe In each case had paper where she bad been reading, husbands so 'happy that he bad sworn nevbeen meanT does eke' "wbat er to marry any but a one legged wo, "It means 8100, ln addition,' man. Mr. Cbugwater. responded tbe words tell from ether "Cant you Praav lag. I think Arthur would have proposed In tbe sentence? teem to make to me last night if you hadn't come In "No, and that It any plainer, either," ebe Mid, pro- tbe room juet when you did." What reason have yon for believing The lower dosses ceeding to read: of Chinees also. In addition. likewise that?" "He had juet taken both of my hands ont a miserable existence.' What's the seuoe of that I'd like to know? Chi-eagr-e la hie. De had never held more than one of them at a time before." Tribune. Trtl. and no? pnmary mary color' colon, though the axproMiioQ "ligiiTs of fur it is primary rotara is uilmir-i't.Ie- . commonly imagined tiiat the blue sud yellow mixed la tviiaiu proportions produce various kiiuls of green. If yt'ilow and blue piguvuu oe mixed l coiur geiher with water, the gret-product! It not a mixture of blue and yelow color. It to iLe one color which is not freely, sheoi'oed either by the yellow or by liie blue pigment. The yellow piguieut remove the greater part of the blue, in.ii.o and rldot rays: the blue pigment remove the greater part of the red. mange sud yeiluw. Thus the ifsLt tls.it finally escapee la u's Magazine. mainly v Marked with the indisputable of an tnwuuler with John anil a hard flat, he amiiW into a lirujf ciure for relief. Ilia vytt were half clon'd; there was a wauderiui;, acres hia forfchiaJ; Uivd'i:: hiK none wot tint'd to cue side, and a ,':ih in one cheek completed the daui-e- MONDAY MOSNXNG, I ft fai-tldlo- I(n4 Ttka-wise- fsml tnaas Otoelaltsm. , Her Dear friend. f At' Bride (exchanging bridal eootnme for Illustrating Geruiau officialism, tho following story is told of a recent traveling dramfr-D- id I appear nervous experience ia Berlin: "A wail to do et all during the ceremony, Clara? gentleman waa driving a rather skit- Bridesmaid tenviomOA IKtle at first tish horse before a dogcart near tlie desr. but not after George bad said I town. Suddenly he noticed that he wllir was nearing a portion of the rond Bwtrt Kmew Whet Ifet ays. where the asphalt waa under repairs. Stella Is, she a friend of yonra? BelA braid, drop dike had been cut for can X ted? We haven't one tbe moment rtf-'u-t acrazz the road, aud la How aennaintnffrf--TT!nxtvste" ' ' ' tontnal Fits. n un t Wir " 1 d DECEMBER 1 2, 1904. The Paris Rvtectfvra. The Faria dectertiva bus a grant tvputatiou' 'for trsrkbig down the eriiut-uaH has achieved that distinction, first; by his native wit and resource; by the extended use be secondly, make of tbe Informer, who may be of tho criminal class himself. Numerous are jgs disguUoq, One day he has the clothes as well as tho speech soil manners of a voyou, the next he la on tbe race course, his accent changed as well as his outward appearanca a chic mousieur engaged lu watch-lu- g the doings of a rurf syndicate. As an instanca of the ftdtni methods of the Pari Purote, one may mention the half dooen motor care which it possesses and which are always et the disposition of the force to proceed at once to the scene ef a tragedy or robbery. Tbe ether day the automobile waa used with affect in a case of burglary of a chateau at Versailles. Tbe police had news that tha burglars tbauwalvea were mounted la an auioiuobito. They gave chase, proceeding by side roade. until they rsme up with tha offenders, who were promptly arrested and Their meter car run off to La Fourriera, the police pound of Paris, where le gathered togctLer tle lost, stolen or strayed of tbe domestic animal world, as well tbs oddest assortment ef police trophfro World's Work: And Let Xjg Show YOU The Original of 7W H Malleable Stewart Range Get Oar Prices Before Burinrf Elsewhere EASY TERMS u CONSOLIDATED WAOON-MACrilN- M PANY. ECO Mfl OflOgSI UTAH. I-- 2205 25 SAVE per CENT ON EVERY DOLLAR ON r- - 5. Goods Holiday tU The Ftna When, many yean ago, gold waa first discovered In Australia the excitement caused has probably never been equaled in history. Offices were deserted, ships were left to rot at anchor by their crews, the prisons wert left unguarded by tbe wardens, the streets un pa trolled by the police. Men In high official positions had to act aa "boots and grooms for themselves. In Geelong there waa left only on servitor. Ho had loot bis wooden leg and could not comfortably decamp. Everybody was gold hungry. Men slept In open streets, In tuba and boxes. In tents and bare of cover entirely. Convicts robbed and slaughtered. Hulks were .bunting with their loads of prisoners. It was rather a bad time while It lusted. IT WILL HELP TO MAKE YOU HAPPY TO SEE THE ASSORTMENT , 'It OP HOLIDAY WE HAVE YOU THIS SEASON LAMPS SHOW IN AND HAND PAINTED CHINA i; GOON TO DECORATED t AND WARE. Sflibiiti WARE, GLASS - 1; DEC. 10TH AND 17TH WE WILL OFFER OUR ENTIRE OF CHINAWARE AND LAMPS AT - . Cents Seventy-Flv- o Lercrat Orsh la the World. In the American Museum of Natural History la a wouder of marine Ufe la fig-er- P'U This Tfeer OUat Observe. Gentlemen, ye dinaa use your fak-ttle of ebMirvaflon,1 Mid tha oh. BooCch professor, addressing fate class Dare he pushed forward s gallipot con taining a chain leal compound of ex ceedlugiy offensive smell. "When I was a student" be continued, I used my sense of taste, Me. And with that he dipped bis finger into the gallipot and put his finger into his month. "Taste it gentlemen; taste It Mid the professor, and exercise your perceptive fakuraee." Tbe gallljrat was pushed toward tbe relnctant cliifta. Oue by ooa tbe students resolutely dipped a finger lutu the abominable concoction and with many a wry face sucked tbe abomination from their fingers. "Gentlemen, gentlemen," Mid tbe professor, 1 must repeat that ye dlans Use your fskulties of obsolrvatloe, for if ye bed looked mair closely at wbat I was daeln' the uoo ye would bae obsatrved that tha finger which I pnt Into ma mootb was nae the finger that I dipped Into the gallipot! the shape of a gigantic Japanese crab measuring twelve feet, making It the largest cruitaesan in tbs world. Tho specimen la a typo of the spider crab which Inhabits the waters of tha group of islands forming the empire of Japan. The body portion of this mammoth crustacean ie the size of a half bushel measure, while to two great arms, containing eawllke teeth, called a pinchers, could easily encircle the of a man. Ita eight legs resemble huge bamboo polM and are extremely elastic. Come In 'S LINE On The Collar , AND SALE OP GOODS REDUCTION WORTH YOU SAVE 25C ON EVERY DOLLAR YOU BUY AT THE 8ATURDAY SALE. REMEMBER THIS IS. A GEUINE . , Wheelwright Bros. K -l PHONE 2471 WASH. AYE. 147. mai 1 w mz i T Veaah Women sat' Kngllah, The French nation baa undoubtedly put women on a higher scale than baa the British. Wife betting is unknown among onr GaMc friends, excitable though they art; and, at every one knows at home; tout pastime ia commonly Indulged In by our lower classes nal at tba expense of 2a. dd. Review. THE PIOUS WOMAN ine-Natio- "A pious woman, once upon a time prayed to God that he wnnld provide for herself and her children, and destroy their enemite. The next day her husband sickened and died. ' When she found that be waa uninsured, she aid, 1 didnt know that my prayer was loaded.' NOWS THE TIME TO INSURE TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE Stoves That Have Satisfied For 57 Years - YOU KNOW. r I The Buck's Circle Hot Blast Heater, the The Buck's Hot Blast Range with white old style down pipe and top feed door dis- enameled oven. The guanantee is cut carded. raalS Diatlaealah Tread of a Flea. The quickness which some person in distinguishing the emu Her sounds is very remarkable. A friend of the writer has declared be could readily perceive tbe motion of a flea, trfjon on bis lilgbtrep, by the sound emitted by the machinery of bia leapr ing powers. However extraordinary tide may ap we And a siuiiiur statement is given In tiia ingenious wprk upon by Kirby and Kpence, who My, "I know of uo other Insect tbe trend of la accompanied by aonnd, exert it indeed tbe flea whose stops a wome she ulwaye bears man Hssiirc-When It passes over her nightcap, and fnat It clacks at If it were walking in i:ittensr If we can suppose the ear to tie alive to aneh delicate vibrations, certainly there is nothing In tlie way of sound too difficult for it.to achieve. Cal and dogs can bear the movements of their prey at incredible distances, and tliat even in the midst of noise which we would have thought would have overpowered such effect f Rabbits, when alarmed, forcibly strike tbe earth with their feet, by the vibrations of which they communicate tlieli apprehensions to barrows very remote. Nature. Has a large mica front door. J. L HERRICK, State Mgr. into the oven, and is always with the stove. DES MOINES INSURANCE LIFE BASEMENT CO. REED HOTEL. pcfUv.'KS j.'-u- ts Calev Beaaatfaao. The three primary color sensation' are eooairiered to be red. green and vlo let. Certain mixlnrv of violet too green pvsilHoe a blae. Red and green ultra give a yellow, but it la lm orikianti Xa. ebswraa to&Lrtbsw are oil-- J y BUCK-'- S .ix&iz;' Reward. Warning ,' A REWARD OF Beautiful' in appearance, Notice the flame around the a perfect Baker, fully entire fire pot. Ipating the guaranteed. 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