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Show TIIK MOlIXINd KXAMlMMi --4- Published ovary day 1 ! $ Cm Standard Publishing Co. P ; tM. GLASMANN, lilvored br Carrier. IscluPag DIKAPlOIXTED ARMY OFFICERS. Sxamlnae, Retired army officer who expected they would bo prontoied. as soon as thi Senate niet and confirmed their nominations to the next higher grad.-- , ..a account of service ia the Civil War. are disappointed. Fur several month the pay of the-- e officers lias been held up. the original mistake in the War Department by the failure of the military authorities to have the appointments sent to ihe Senate before adjournment. It wa deebb-by ihe con: roller (hat. the recess appointments would not suffice, except to give the officers their titlop. Most of them preferred the increased pay,, and this will not take effect until the nominations are confirmed. The presoiit .lelay has to do with ihe wording of the appointments, ami it hi likely tluit nothing will be dime until Mr. Taft return mini Panama. Borne of ihe officers regard tbemelvw as badly rested, although few of them are in d I. tress, and are to get the pr.iinot ions within a few week. They hare not aroused much sympathy among their brother officers who are not to be favored, and wlm feel that tin- - postponement of l miniot ion dims not operate as a hardship, are probably especially as the ofth-erto receive their pay from the date, of the law providing for the advancement in grade. Morning Suaaay par ftigi copies SUBSCRIPTION RATES. mall ona month (including Sunday) ouUlda of Ogden ....U ta Telephone No. H t . ? will confer a favor By (forming thla office at Ware to Tha Ettaaunar batoia tBalx fcubecrlbers to-coi- r breakfast. i i ! examiner telephones f Independent Phono BUSINESS OFFICE Independent Phone WM. GLASMANN -- No- - No. 120 ....No. 120 ..... ...... ...No. So Independent Phone EDITORIAL ROOM Boll Phono BUSINESS OFFICE No. So Bell Phono WM. GLASMANN ...No. 120 Boll Phone.. No. 123 of both telephone ayatoma .. ........ . elooed after nt. Ip. GINGKRISM. AS TO RACE DECADENCE. t il . i - hf i . i .1 , i . i ' i i ? Ur. Florence Kelly, of tlie National Child Labor Committee, regards the President's Message a an epoch mk-la- g onet and agrees with him aa to tha danger of race decadence; but ahe rhtniim that ha haa not touched exact iy the vital point in the matter. Married women, ahe said, do uot work in factories to any great extent, and they are not the rluaa of women moat rapworkera which ia inert-axinwomen of The majority great idly. factory workers are girls from fourteen to twenty years of age, and their presence there is a much greater danger to home life and the future of the race than la the preaence of a. comparative small number of married women. The tendency of the work 1 to educate them away from home mazing, and 11 also diaablea them physically. Improvement in machinery in the needle and textile trade take the form for the moat part of greater rapidity, and a the rapidity increases the strain on these young girls grows more intense. We will accomplish much more for the family life of the future to get an eight-hou- r day lor these young workers than by striving to prevent a relatively small number of married women from working In factories. The vital thing in that connection 1s that men should insist by on getting ramus of organization wages enough to 'support their families. In reference to that part of the mea NK which refers to child labor, Mrs. Kelly said that the President had rec ommended the Department of Labor to do on a large scale exactly what the National Consumers League lias been doing in a modest way for several years. In Us handbook of child labor, which the league has published for sevrml years, it gives a comparative schedule of the laws regulating such labor in the different stale. The one now in the printers hands will show that Illinois has the best laws as regards hours, children uot being allowed to work more than eight hours a day or artcr 7 In the evening, even during the Christmas rush. IJut New York is ahrad in requiring a certain standard of scholarship from children who wish to enter the wage earning ranks, WOOL IMPORT AND wool ruonrciiox. The stati-inen- t this country of the imports into for the first ten tnonlha of 1901. issued In- the government, shows that, aiuuixi exacily the sums amount of woo! was imported during that linn- - us was brought in during tbs - corresponding portion of the year the figures for the current year 1 The taking of ginger. In the form of essence or strong tincture, is revealed b ya mediral man aa a growing form of inebriety both in thia country and America. Aa its aleholic strength ia about double that of whlaky or brandy, the deleterious results or excessive Indulgence ran be imagined. There is one recorded case in which dime of a victim of ginger-lathedily was inereaaed from ten drops to a pint in the lourae of three yeara. Though the habit ia more practiced in the United Btataa than in England, there are numbers of rhemlxta in London who admit that they have regular customers for the pungent essence, who buy comparatively large quantities every week. The cause of ihe habit Is nearly always the same. "Gingeriata are people with weary brains and disordered atom-ach- a, who aeek. palliation of ihe result of overwork. They know that such drug as morpha, chloral, cocaine, and chloroform and accumulative in their effect upon the human system, they know also that ginger was the homely remedy of their youth fur stomachic troubles. It seems incredible but it is a fact, that fwm the taking of a few drops of thia powerful rarminative for indigestion gingerist will grow Into the halw it of taking large duxes, both as tonic, a sedative, and a palliative. DEPRAVED FORM OF DRUGGING So far. inquiries show that women are aa much addicted to gingeriam" aa men, but the actual victims are difficult to trace, as essence of ginger ia easily purchasable in any chemist's shop, by child or grown-u- p peraon. It must be a very vitiated taste thut. can endure large Host of tincture of gniger, said a wholesale chemist yesterday. But, of course, the same can be said of moat violently-actin- g drugs. Once there ia a physical demand rreated a for particular stimulant, the palate is disregarded. It ia the result which is looked forward to. not the immediate impression. In thia connection at least, the ordinary alcoholic drinker ia more sane than ihe morphia-takof the gingerist,' He may put that lit his mouth which steals away his brains, but at least he gets some ph sical sensation of pleasure in the operation. Gingerism Is a depraved form of druger ging. The result of the practice scents to le a negation of the results aimed al. A doctor said recently that this form of inebriet.y after giving relief at first, completely disorders the stomach and gives no relief to a busy brain. Lon-ilo- n Mail. the door I sau a sign; cried. A motto! And it's mine! A wiser thing ( never saw No Median or Persian law Sin ill Id lie more rigidly enforced Than this, from verbiage divorced; Its logic firm as any rock "Push don't knock. Upon I Twhs simply meant (o guide the hand Of those who wished to sit or stand Within tlie unassuming door Thia weight of sermon y that bore. 'Twaa never meant io teach or preach, lint Just. to place In easy reach 'Ihe ear of hint who dealt in stork Push dont knock. IIiii- what a for lif was that 153, 423.550 ).n la-te- employment. thoroughly cleaned up by the demands munerative Stapi-gracNephew 1 have, trade. I Imn, e. i niiMiinptn.n as lias been the am minting oil Muninburn's daughter, ae ibis year, me result of which has Chicago Tribune. Hie establishing of slnu-h- t Inch pn.es. which fact haa Great Kiras!'' exclaimed ihe absent-minde- d man. I Just sunk the lighted to t.aitiial'y cm tailed e..nsumition end f ih! cigar in iny momti. extent. I low furl uu ate you were in discoverIhe steady inot-iix,in imisiriatious it ut one, dear." rejoined liis good in'; of vli'tl.ing wisilu has been a v if,.. Glasgow Evening Tim, x. ln unpie-t-inur-d- - 'y jo, . ul Bui-roug- monies. On one ocrasjnn six couples, owned. tepre-s-n-in- g Heath Baronet was bought iu England wheu the George Goulds were abroad last summer. He ia said to hate coat $5.UUU. It was Mr. Gould who wameo lira dog au5 he was purchased for her. The new dog is almost a solid brindle, and, while typical in head, fchouldcr and quarters, he ha more activity aud it more companionable than many prize bulldog of the. the two Virginias, stood in a semicircle in his parlor, and all were married with one ami the same It lias happened several limes thui. the parson has married two or throe couples ai the name time, ; who seek 51 r. , Sometimes couples are wiihiutt suithient Hurrougn money to purchase a license, having perhaps encountered heavier exensl en mute than they anticipated. Burli iitiiii-- he sends on l h a r way rejoicing no lets than the mure fortunate. He. meets also Hie trugal )air, who, although anxious to obtain his services, inquire the vtry first thing how much It is goltig to oust. It was not. long since iliat a cmiplo of this class rode up to hi house on a The haggard-lookin- g mare. gray blushing young girl, fresh from the mountains, wax seated on behind her k hardy xwiethesn, Urn blanket that having once been a coffee sack n Tlic you! it. dad in true iniHiiita'.n style, wore lirogan shots while the girl, gowned in faded blue, hail on a gutta penha engagement ring. I'liilitig on the rein to vtop the old mare, ihe youthful mouutainner yelled: Hello!" Iarsou Burroughs hurried to Hie di or. j Is this ihe place ycr marry folks? Yes. sir, heres where we tie em up for biUi-- r or worse. How much d yer have for marry-in'- ? rcre-iiinR- y. j shows. d pre-bac- love-stricke- "According to a man's purse, sir; would 82.50 be too much? can beat that in Norih Carolina, L was the youngsters reply, and, without waiting for the parson to cut the price, he spurred the old mare In the flank and started off in the direction of the Tarheel State. Five days later the couple came back and were married by J arson Burroughs. Mr. Burroughs wa asked recently why lie hail Uicided to build a Gretna Green hotel. He replied: "I am simply carrying out the idnas that are suggested hy the uccesritiea of my liusin 'as. All ibese years T have been doing business in a rented bouse, and since the old Nii'kles' Tavern crumbled to decay I have been very niitch inconvenienced, being compelled to a dwelling rather too tar removed from the railroad station where the majority bound fur my of the young coupl-5leci-arrive. READY FOR A CHRISTMAS RUSH. from "My business Is increasing year in year, ami I find it quite a hard- ship during tlie winter. to walk so far tu the s: at Ion, carry-lugas I do. a lantern, two umbrellas, and. in severe weather, wraps for the prospective lirides. So 1 tin night It advisable to get a little nearer to such as desire to nearer to each other. For eom gt months I have been impressed with the idea of having built jus eucii a house as would meet my growing demands. This new house will bring me almost within a si one's throw of the station, and put me in doner touch with ts. the "The house I am having erected will nut be an overly fine afair. bui it will I fed biiit my purpose admirably, sure. "It will hrve a total of tweuly-tw- o rooms, including three bedchambers iu i the attic; and I shall have an ample j uiimlier of tbc-- rooms provided with j furniture suited for bridal chamber. Therefore, lit the future, il will matter lift le huw many couple cross i he border Into Tennessee seeking my service a. I will he prepared to care for them Sun. with the dignity becoming such a momentous otcasion in Hidr lives. TWO HEADED SNAKE. I hope to lie able to ee lehrs le the new In home; Christmas holidays A strange xnake with two head iny and there has never yet come a Christ- was found recently by a boy in Virginmas season since I entered the business ia. The hcada are et at rigid angle that Cupid was not riding on the crest over a body eight inches long and two of tlie wave. , For my Mecca It is Ihe in diameter. call lug. most fruit fill season of Hie year, hardly One like it was found in the exactly residem-the in He continued his Isdcg equaled by the radiant season of ante spot 50 years ago, and was preold Nickels' Tavern, which was just June. served in a Jar of alcohol The snake across the Tennessee line from ihc was found on the north branch of the Union Depot, and did a thriving trade. GEORGE GOULDS NEW CHUM A Rhonandnah River, at the foot of IASTOR.S. WITH AT WAR Mountaina The boy who found BULLDOG OF LONG LINEAGE. One day Ihe ancient house tumbled the snake captured it alive, aa i seemdown and nearly ended the career of chilled ed by the cold. It is offered a He cliuni. J. Gould a iraw has Guurgt "inurrying parson." He moved in'o a natural mtiwatm prize. history on bis whom of title io is a person new quarters, but they were some distance away from Hie railroad station, walks abroad a Lakewood is accordoJ and. as age crept- on. it was not so th whole sides alk. Here in town Hie ariseasy to meet t rains at nlclit nr in bail folks climb on stoops to give Baronet tocrat plenty of room. Heath weather ns it. had been before. is the title of this visitor and It ixregIl was while pondering over ibis instored hy Hie Euglish and American convenience that the minister decided --- YOU to biiikl a new hotel opposite the de- Kennel clubs, fur tho new chum is a fine typo of tlie English bulldog. pot Just for his clients., at Georgian A tiog mote or less The business of finding eloiier snd resimarrying them Is reduced to an exact Court does not usually conrern Lake-woosystem by Mr. Burroughs. It Is seldom dents or transient visitors in The young Goulds have always indeed, that he misses a pair of lovers of a.niin-iste- about twenty do-of assorted shapes who are seeking the sen-iceand sizes, xml tiro ready to fight at It is noi many mottihs since the any time for each and every dog iu the pastors' union ranie out in a published moth-- pack. But it is different with statement denouncing the indiscriminHeath Baronet. ate marriage .of persons who came to As he approaches coming down the Bristol. '"Parson Burroughs, in re- village street tin- - plow nun lug pile of itself into muscusponse. came out in an article In which brindle. fur shap he completely routed the opposition, lar shoulders, strong bowed legs, snd In which lie inliinated that a spirit t ussive jaw ami white, gleaming teeth of jealousy had sprung up lteeause of it seems snd milllous of the remarkable success of bis work. somehow M rangers do not. stem to Since that time bis marriage ,have caro to meet the bulldog face to f.ice. been more numerous than before. It grieves Heath Baronet, for there is Whenever a' train from Virginia is a friendly heart behind hi ferocious th or at dawn, whether due. midnight face and numihfiil of teeth, and he ofaged minister may be seen heading for ten turn rlcuxantly toward a strangthe railroad station. er and gives a sociable wag of the tail. At night he carries a lantern, and In This tail Is Khort and screwy. As it Inclement weather is always provided ia behind tU- - cbcral do frlse pointed with two umbrellas, one for The eloping toward hint. He stranger cannot see couple, whose ilioiights. probably, had it wag and so wont to misinti-rprr-- r of never descended to Ihe prosaic Heath Baronci's intentions, with the aheiier from the rain. result that the bulldog Is still mure warm in winter wraps Frequently alone. be seen hangfor the bride-lo-l- ie may I. is differi-.i- t when he is walking ing over his sent. his master. Then Heath Baronet with wonderful a aptHe has developed n stays close to Mr. Goulds heels and ness for singling out. couples on those who stop to talk with the railbent, and he seldom, if ver, ac- road magnate pat tlie dog or push him costs the wrong persons. aside with the foot like a doormat ihe liri.legnxqn prospective Touching Its all one to Heath Baronet, who in the arm; he usually asks in a g- - ntle then with Ills beady eyes turned uice; Mr. Gould In silly adoration. to up married? to "Want get No otic has ever tu a "Wn Frequently the rcsjmiiM con nu!l Mr. Guild to see what Heath 12 ire Imiklnp for Parson Rurrmigl.-.- " Thats uiv name, sir; follow me." Haroiicl would (In. There is a marked rJB5UMigWCBH e Just What a Man Wants . This la because the Englibh breeders have been neglecting utility for fasiiiun, the result being a bulldog of massive front and dwarfed hindquarters that in some instances can hardly walk from the bench to the extent by faking and fur a decade there has beeu few of the good sort at the English shows, in thia country breeders have uot been such exirctn-Ist- s for ihe big fronted sort, and many ut the active sort have beeu import-- ! ed, for the bench shows in England were practically closed to tliec But j Heuih Baronet) who la to be entered at the Westminster Kennel Club show by 51r. Gould, will be to an extent a revolution even to our broad minded bulldog fanciers. Thia is because he is a revival of the old type of bulldog, ihu sort that could hold a bull by the noae, or tackle a wild boar. Besides a long airing of winnings at the English shows In the last three years. Heath Baronet has had practically a walkover for the trophies recently put up for bulldogs most resembling the old type. In make, gait and hfaJ he fills the long vanished ideal of the cunoervative admirers of the bulldog, and dozens of letters have appeared in the dog papers expressing regret that such a good specimen should leave England. Heath Baronot is aa gentle as a kitten in disposition and a gentleman in deportment, hut except when Mr. Gould ia about the dog pays little attention to other persona. He can defend himself with his own kind, or force the lighting if need lie, as the big dogs in the Georgian Court pack soon luurncd when they tried to bully the new arrival. Now. although he did not have uccasion to fight even one battle to a finish. Heath Baronet ia monarch ut all he surveys in the kennel world of Georgian Court. Hu overcame one spiteful little nuisance of a toy lYinturaniun at Lake-woo- d in a way that reveals his good nature. In sheer jealosy at the encroachment on its domains, the toy dog would Hy at Heath Baronet whenever he appeared in the house with Mr. Gould and snap at the heels of the Tho bullbig dog in furious rage. dog would never try to retaliate, aud the way in which he would stand the bullying of the tiny snarling pet used to amuse ihe household greatly. The Pofiicranitin, in consequence, grew more violent in ils onslaughts. But one day. before a crowded parlor, Heath Baronet raised a gigantic the snapping little paw and pinm-nuisance on the floor. He ntude n effort to hurt the Pomeranian. Instead. Heath Baronet wagged his stumpy .tail and seemed to grin at the company as though he appreciated the joke. Whines of terror broke from the pet dog. but as those in the room saw that tha bulldog meant no harm they all broke out into laughter. Hexth Baronet at once released the small dog, which slunk away as though ashamed of Itself. Now when the bulldog enters either the country or town house with Mr. Gould the Pomeranian is as friendly to the giant as It used to be snappy J New York s re-iit- rd In-h- Mass-anutt- A GOOD MOTTOl So;:, as iKiuii.ls. all other enthusiast!' and men. the Rev. Mr. Burroughs hustle fur busiinss he doe not wail, for it to come to hint. lie niHet all trains, and is at the service of runaways at any hour of the day or night. Recently he decided to branch out. Now lie is building a hotel especially to accommodate (doping couples. Up to date the Rev. Mr. Burroughs baa married 1,575 couples. 11c expect business to Imom wheu his new li :t I ia toinpluted. Under thi window, iu stormy weather, I marry thia man aud woman together; is'i none but Him who rules t lie tbuiniS Put this man and woman asunder. Swift. Bristol sprawl across ths iKutndary line between Virginia aud Tennes-'ce- . Part of the town ia in each state. Naturally. eloping couples from both states turn to that jHdni aa the safest from pit mull. In Virginia ihe law regarding the marriage of minors ia more stringent than that of Tennessee, and the majority of men and maidena who seek Bristol on matrimony brat are from the more northern state. Many go there from Virginia. The Rev. Mr. Burroughs. living in Tennessee. Is Just the man the runaways are most, anxious to meet. In order to relieve tht-- of unnecessary trouble aud a a good business ho takes pains to meet proposition them at. the train. a lie is famil"Parson" bis 73rd iarly known, is now year. Although Time U carving the wrinkles in his fac and the frost of inany xeaxons is selling upon hla bead and streaking his beurd, the romance in III business has given him a distinct aud a xprlghtlinevs of movement pleasantness of countenance ami manner that suggest a dispoaition to be as merry aa Ihe little, god who ripens the hearts of his many victinia fur the harvest. INCIDENT CHANGED HIS LIFE. Wthal, lie ts of such a genial, fatherly disposition, ami understands so well how to ileal with rlopera. that nervous bridegrooms grow calm aud confident and timid brid forget, their fears in insiant trustfulness when lie is near. Although licensed years ago to preach the Gosiiel, and Intending I lion to devote his life 1u exiiouiiding God's word, a single incident on the 13th day of August, 1889, changed the course of his life almost entirely. On that day, as be was wealed at his desk making notes for a acrnion to h preached on the following Sunday, a young couple, who, having encountered opposition al home, had pIoimwI from Virginia, across the Tennessee border, strolled into the old Nickels' Tavern, whore Mr. Burroughs' wife kept Isiard-er- s. They inquired for the parson. After hearing how their mulual hope, in life was about to be blighted by llte opposition at home. Hie Rev. Mr. Bur- roughs told them he would help them, As soon as a license rould be sccur-d- , the young people were married. This was Mr. Burroughs' first couple. From that hour his one ambit ion was of tnarrylnK perin become the prince sons. liar lug now- - passed all Hie other mlulslers in Tennessee aa Cupid's recruiting sergeant, he is out for Hie of the world. as a marryAfler a brief ing imrson. Mr. Burroughs gave up hla pas! orate in order (o devote all his time to the hurried demands of his new: l.lk 1. exis-rleuc- guide i uni jih red with Strong, lihilosophical and ial: jiounds last year. Seldom, if How safe a chart for you and me ever, have the imports of viiml during While cruising oer lifes real lex sea; Push, always push, with goal in view; any two consecutive y,.a, B Don't knock avoid the harant'T crew, n.ai-iin amount, as during the equal This rule will save you many a shuck; two year under enmddi-ruiii.n- . The imPush dont knock. ports this year would liao tern larger, I exiept for the falling jj , a three, IVhen on that door see the xign, or carpet, wools Ihe total of ihc latter 1 say. Great motto, you c.re mine! No stronger sermon ever fell ibis year being about kx.iKKi.O'Ki pounds From htimitu 111; no sage could tell as compared wiih iiliout in.'. 000,000 The hothead youth more nearly how poumia Iasi year, this decrease being To point always his vpsr1 Ts pntw, are no wiser words in stock: offei-- t by uu in the amount of There Pitsli don't knock." clothing imported. Mme carpet wools Baltimore American. would bate iiecn imported, if it. had not been so difficult to secure denirablp Ricli Relative I hope. Harold, yon end sizable selections in foreign mar-V-i- s. have finished sowing your wild oats rethe r having never lieen go and have begun to follow some IdJOiUki Most of these hurried knots are lied by the Rev. Alfred llarriaou Bursa wide and far H known is rough. th ago he marrying ixtrson." gav up Ids church pastorate to devote hiniNidf to thi specialty. d 1 ROOMS EDITORIAL happlni?. DECEMBER but Lake- - ( reluctance to play that miueiimea tell new wood residents arrivals what fun u would be to make Hie attempt. -is clearly daffv over j That 51. Gould." said one of his household, j He has to be kept chained up when Mr. Gould is at dinner r in evening dress aud then the beast keeps whin- j ing till be is released. But when Mr. Gouhl is out the dog will await hi j coming without complaining. Fur lira last week or so Heath Baronet haa been with the Goulds at their city home. The attachment the bulldog has formed for bis master has been noticed by all of the callers at the home. The throe senior; pointers. dug faiiciers, George uf Fran of Si. Bernard and Howard of Old English sheepdogs, but such a zealous attachment tu a master is new tu Lina despite all the dogs they have he adjures, and off they move iu the dll'- ction of the ministers house. Aside from marrying people of all as-almost and sizes and repreet-uiinin lira. Hu- - parson ha every performed some very unusual cere- an originator of enterprises unique in cauccpiioii and maslcrly of exu-liui- i. the Key. Alfred llarrLou Burroughs. a clergyman, of BrMol. Tenn.. ia entitled to hour that are high. Bristol is a veritable Gretna Green for eloping duplex. Score fle there from Virginia and West Vir.riiua every year, seeking a minister and marital mi-tirin- 9t jr- - The Rev. Alfred Harrison Burroughs, of Bristol, Tenn., Who Has Already Married J i 73 Couples, Is Planning a Unique Boom For His Business. A W MOUNJLVG, BY THE CHAMPION MARRYING PARSON pounds ami l.o73.:!y pounds reieciively ; and for the ten mouths ending October 31, jmKirlatioua of class one wool were 50.53U.45t pounds, as against 3li.778.401 pounds for the responding time in 18u3. Manager. UOSDAY ELOPERS ALONE A HOTEL BUILT FOB 2.5S2.77S 4 UTAH, mrartrx. wtraraw .w--m of the showing for months past. During the month of October this year of clasfl one wool were mme than double those of the corresponding mini t its last year, the figures being THE EXAMINER j 0C1DEN. Just what a man wants in Furnishings he is sure to find here. Theres no hit or miss about it . We spread before onr patrons a continuous stream of fresh ideas that are right in style, quality and price. Our furnishings Are Different Our Gloves, Neckwear; Underwear, Shirts, Hosiery, Collars and Cuffs, Suspenders all are different. Different from the common horde and different in price, because we never ask fancy for anything. Were looking Christmasward now. A little early, youll think, but none too early for choice selections. fig-ur- FREDM. NYE, ciliS., lie' KrN t m tM Bail. Oue afternoon when voyaging to India K. of K. was doclng in his deck chair, when a little lady of three or four summers let her ball fly into his face, whence IL rolled to bis feet laird Kitchener woke up, says M. A. P., and tamed upon the child that baailiak gaze before which tha hearts of strong men have often turned to wi-te- r. But rite child was in nowise abashed. 'Tick up my ball, ahe aaid Kltcheuer frownimperatively. ed aud answered not. 'Tick up my ball, reiterated the small damael inHave not you got a nurael sistently. Kitchener in an awful voire. said The interrogative mood was answered by tlie Imperative, Pick up my ball." Lord Kitchener looked round despairwere not In ingly. but Where la your mother? lie eight. Tick up my ball, reaaid wenUly. peated the girl. The ultimatum was doivered In creacendo tones, which suggested tlie imminence of something worse to follow, ami Lord Kitchener meekly complied. Then he fled incontinently to the smoke room. . ? iKiti iiB on nuu t.V - 'Jt v ah some complaint, and ahe aeiy much displeased and upset W wht s site considered to be the gross t!( '- nd-nes- with which she bad hen (rated by him. . Next day, Trollope being agaia oa walting rooin duty, two stalwart young men apiteared, mid, having anrertiin-e- d that they were In the company of the clerk who had been in atiendaacs there on tlie previous day, they shut the door aud proceeded to giTt A. T. a most severe thrashing. The pair together completely overpowered tba future- novelist, whom they InfonaNl. When they had sufllrlently cluidM him, that thia was punishment far hi Insolence to the young woman whs bad called at the office on the preview day and who was their nhrtrr GazettJ? er The First Atlaetlo Cable, The original 1858 cable weighed pounds per mile and hid a Of seven copper wires of twenty-two and a half gauge; price ef deep sea wire per mile. 2d0; price ef iptm yarn ami Iron wire per mile, 8265; wt Early Christ la Caralawa. of outside coating of tar sad Stt Cursing, It may be observed, contin- perch, $25 per mile; total cast per ued in full vigor in Christian times, of- mile, $485. At $4S5 per mile the total ten harmonizing HI with our modern cost of the 2.500 miles of deep set wire Some are al- was $1,212,500. To ths aiUI twenty-liv- e notions of Clirixtianity. most horrible In their firooily, as when tu ilea of shore end wire, coatla the violator of tlie lornb is told that $1,450 per mile, ami we find that the he will be nmirsed of God forever first ocean eslile. exclusive of iartto or that he will give account to God, meats, cost $1.250,0IX). who will Judge the quick and the A IkV Er iu(M dead." There Is one which perhaps A servant girl was once given ions will rather provoke a smile. Ths ofto prepti fender is threatened with the curse macaroui by her mistress the for girl's ne table, thp Noticing couu-clof all the father of the N leone the prfar. asked; lady He that throws rubbish in this Didnt you cook macaroni at yto inclosure. the inscription run, lua tlie anniheroa from the 318 fathers as last place?" Took It? We used them thin I to an enetny of God. the gas with!" Sidney Smith once alluded to a forty light rewe If parson power of preaching. Two of Thro. member aright but the nnsthematis-InTewne-- 1 met that fellow Be Bta 318 is Nicene of fathers ability Browne Ycx: no he Jnat W8 much more appalling idea, and there today. me. Tewne1 Talk about a man who Is a ludicrous contrast between this won't listen to reason Browne Dont! terrible but vague penalty and the very Thats what les Just been ttM prosaic and familiar offense. Macmi- about Ihllfidclphia Tress. llans Magazine. ninety-- three , L g A Ofliitin ( aaid Huxley, the scientist, to mixture of horse nervonsseaa, i stubbornness god esmol nialiee. with an angel lvb: ebret utiexpertedlf ' " TVP f t Ns-Ma- ThrasfelaiV Trollope. early During Anthony TrolIo-i- i days In the jawtolllee It was the custom for the Junior clerks to take turns in the waiting room to answer questions. d'y- - when Tro'lme wna 0e - - i'. 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