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Show IjMOOOOOOQOOOOH Qood Jokes THE BARRIERS OF WEALTH BY VENITA SEIBERT THOSE GOLDEN 'oirllilI l4, Fraulein Pauline Cl.. . .. ... Everjlmuj- wa:u MINKS AND MIXING Von jitw - ph B. Howto.) ! hum-In- c a snatch of song; now she pauu-to arrange a dish of violets. now to live her hair a llttlo twist, roquttlh oow to chirp softly to her bird. 'Fraulein Pauline's sewing girl bent ter head over the skirt alie was alter lug, but not one of iIichc ran-l- i graceful movements eata;Mil her, and her whole soul was tilled with longing and discontent. The fraubdn was a young German lady vUltlng some American relatives; she was rlrli, ahe was loved and admired and made much of, she could flit In her dainty Slothes and talk to her bird. The . girl atitched away ny and by Frauloln Pauline took tip a book, but her luvely eyes wandered. They studied the dark fare of tlm girl bent over her work, noted the sallow skin, the ttred droop of (he shoulders, the heavy frown. Praaentiy a soft hand was laid on the nervous that held the needle, and a gentle voice aald; My dear, tell me what It Is that troubles you! The girl looked up with startled eyes, then suddenly ahe burst Into tears. Oh, fraulein, I lisle to he poor! 1 hate It so! It la always work and work and work, and I have no pretty dresses and no pleasure! I am ugly and poor and I hats everything!" sew-lo- The driver of the furniture movlnq Theirs had born a pure tnd simple In fart, they had eloped, van admitted that he had a very bad and parents had proved fneniory. In fact lie could hardly re IHnly-hearte- . g tt-Ko- r hungry!'' Alas! I know not. darling!" he sighed, fondly lint sadly toying with her luxuriant tresses. Hut I know, George," she suddenly I will sell exrlalnicd, after a pause. my hair!" What!" he alinoat alioitted. "Harter those golden locks for base dross? Have them rut off by a soulless barber! Npver never! I will starve first!" ''Hut George, she assured him. they do not requiring rutting off. Mee! And she del at licit the glistening three-guineswitch tnitn her hald and laid It In hla hand. Different Shades. That night the young couple supped The ni'xHiiiu celebrated rapped waa not but he atlll luxuriously; three times on the black cabinet. happy. "And now, kind air," ahe Mid, In a aiMMiky voice, "what shade would A Palpabla Plot Mra. Du llle John, my dressmaker you like mo to tell you about?" Why. arrived replied the little man In and I must have the the audience, I would like you to tell materials Mr. I)u llle Kh? What? You said mo the shade my wife told mo to you had written to her not to coma match when I started down town tountil next month. day. Chicago Dally News. Mra. I hi llle Yea, 1 did, but the An Infallibla Rule. never got the letter. Mr. James la very fond of mushMr. Ihi llle (claaplng hla head to hla rooms." aald Mrs. Janice, but I am breast pocket I Woman! this la ao fearful of hla eating toadatnohi to If wanted her had you plot! really 1 almost never get them. I wish slay away you would have handed that that letter to the postman yourself; 1 knew a way to tell the dlfferenoe." I know an Infallible rule.". you wouldn't have given It to me to Ho tell me, and I shall bo your mail. N. Y. Weekly. everlasting friend." If you die. Its toadstools; If yon EASY TO WIN A SMILE. live, lta mushrooms." Judge. a to-da- "Poor child, poor child! Mid Frae leln Pauline, thoughfully. You are young, and have nothing, and you art thinking that I, too, am young and have ever) thing, am pretty and rich, and admired la it not so?" My child, do you think rich people have everything they wish for?" she I will toll you a little Mid, aoflly, alory. Far away In a German city, at one of the great muale concert a, an artist and a young girl wore Introduced to each other. These two met many times thereafter, and life wait very beautiful to them. Then came a change. The man'a eyes could no longer hide the love that lay Indib.d them, but he did not speak. The girl wm aa heiress, and he feared to member what woik he had ierformeq the day liefore. No. I ran't recall Just where I', waa that Mr. Huddentnove had me lake hlr household goods. My memory la very IKMir. sir," he replied to the hill collector. "Hut yuu moved him only a week ago." "Ye, sir. but you see we move so many Mople that It's a hard matter to remllecl." The bill eolleetor sllpiied a half dol-In- r In Hie man's ialm. "That ought to do your memory good." ho remarked. It niiqht to." the ni'in replied, but you see this aint no common, everyday memory of mine, and It haa to ha Jot-gceoiiHlderabl'. Why, It coat Mr Miiildenniove a dollar to make me for get." Milwaukee Sentinel. obdurate. Therefore they hail nothing to live on bill love, and they grew thin on It. At last starvation stared them In the face. "Oh, George." walled tlm young what shall we do? I am so wife, a-- fleix-Hy- MEMORY. i Ha Waa Satisfied. Faiher I the teacher satisfied with you? Tommy Oh, quite. "Hid he tell you so?" "Yes; Just the other day he Mid to me: If all my aclmlars were like you, I would ahut lip my achixil thla very day. That shows that I Vnnw enough." lie She Said, Simply It for your take; but for ni) deplore own sake" Here we are at (be tailor shop!' Interrupted Fraulein, In a sudden tint ter. You will wait without while I deliver the vesta. I rhall appear again called a fortune hunter. Rhe waa also well-borand he waa but a poor American; her wealthy retail vea looked ukauce at him. lie knew that he waa not a fitting match for her. The girl did not want a fitting match; she wanted a mate. Hut, acu! she could not apeak, she could only wait. The Mwlng girl ventured to lay her hand teuderly on the bowed head; her eyea were filled with gentle tears. Did you never see hint again?" ahe naked softly. The other girl lifted her face. It Never again, ahe Mid. quietly. la nearly two years ago now. 1 am loo young not to find Joy In my friends. Alnwera and my birds, my hooka the best thing In lire andtrsWng, butbecause 1 am rich! 1 have missed, And now 1 want you to have a holiday this afternoon. It la a beautiful spring day, and you need some fresh sir. I want you to walk lu the park. The aklrt can wait until The girl glanced dubiously at a large bundle that she had brought with her. Thom are grata." ahe aald. I de"My slater aewa them, and must thla tailor the at shop liver them afternoon. It Is away up on Kaat 1 Good In Bald Haads. "I always iwtmnlxe a baldheaded barber." remarked the wise guy. Herauee why?" queried the simple person. I localise," explained the w. g., he can't separate me from the price of a bottle of hair tonic." Chicago Hally News. directly." In a very few moments they were proceeding on their way. minus the veata. Fraulein Pauline held In bet hand a till. A week's sal ary!" ahe said, viewing It meditatively Suddenly s hand rkised over the bib and the finger (list held It. "Pauline, at lust 1 may apeak! 1 had no right tc Do you think women have uo sense before, but now you are mor, poor and 1 cannot feel sorry, because 1 am vf humor?" Oh. I don't know. It Isn't hard to ao glad. Pauline, dear one, do you guesa how I have loved you always tniuse a girl who looks pretty when from the very first ? Sometimes I have she smiles. thought that you cared. I dared not 'Victorious. let myself dwell long on that thought Two young men, both residents In a but now I must know. Pauline!" She lifted her king lasheu and let large Scottish city, met one day in the him see what lay beneath. There wai stnet. "Wcel. Tam." Mid the first, I hear mi coquetry In those clear dept hi ve'rc In love wl' bonny Kale Mcnow. 1 Ich Hebe dlrh!" ahe Mid, simp!) Allister." I I must other. the words that In any language need nc say, replied wia near verra near It; but the lass translation. After a long, kmg lime, when they had nae alller, ao I said to mysel', had onee more become conscious ol Mae, be a nion.' And I was a men. the pavements and the lioi ami tha and non I pass her w' silent conearth, Fraulein Pauline aald, Kinest, tempt." my first care shall he to exterminate A Little O the Same. the one fault which I find lu thee. Yon say you were in the saloon at 1 too Thou art waa left Umely proud. and nnhappy almpl because I had the time of the assault referred tolaw-y-In more money than thou hn.lst. and thy the complaint?" questioned the pride could not bear the thought, "I was. sor," replied the witness. t'ouldst thou not have loved me ao "Hid you take couiiUam-- of the well that wealth would have meant at the time?" barkeeper nothing to thee?" I don't know what he railed It, It was for your sake For my sake! Then thou didst not sor. hiit 1 took what the rest did." Milwaukee Sentinel. give me credit for equal depth of soul with thyself. Ach?" Explaining It Pauline, treuea hortx, forgive me! I'd like to oblige you, but all I see my mistake." the ready money had. some "It la well, ror I have a confession va Just to purrhase an auto." gone 1 to make to thee. have done my best "Hut I thought you told me the to please thee by being oor. but alas! other day that none of your money I am still rich. Ach, It la a dreadful would ever go Into an auto?" 1 change of prospect. am aure. but I "So I did. but that was before Old trust to thy honor a a gentleman Smoothe squeezed me In a slock not to desert me under the sad cirIt was Smoothe who transaction. cumstances." Her eyea smiled at him bought the auto." Houston Iost. mischievously. It was only what you Americana would call a bird." When Two Constitute a Majority. "A bird? Oh. I see. A lark! Yon Ho you think the child Is faiher to were carrying the vests for somebody the man?" else. Hut this plain gown?" "I don't know about thaL but if he Fraulein Pauliue laughed merrily. haa hi mother on hla aide he Is Thou art also a bird!" ahe said. to be the boss of the "Thou art a goose! It Is a Paris pretty likely ranch." Chicago Record Herald. gown. Host then thtuk that wear such a fit. ltut, Krnest, thou A Misunderstanding. has not said that I am forgiven for Hoatman Nay. mister. I ran't let still being rich." yer hev me boat Just now. There's Herr Westcott drew her Into an a heavy swell Just routin' up. lVai empty entry, and kissed her. Arty Swell he blowed! Ain't my little lark," he said, "1 have learned money as good a 'I? Royal Mainlesson!" flve-dolln- r Thirtieth street." I will deliver them myself." raid Fraulein Pauline, her natural gaiety breaking forth In delicious smile. Oh, no, not you yourself- They are very heavy, and they make an ugly bundle. Perhaps you could aeml some - oner A Little Careless. She wrote a dandy sensible article for the niagarlueun how to live on a thoussud a year, hut none of them would buy It." "How was that?" "She forgot to have any money left over to subscribe for magazines." Judge. No Dream. on III lips. If ynu'ii pause lo inquire, Is wiirili about erty Scut you by wire. Milwaukee Sentinel. A kin THOUGHTFUL. 1 r. No; I ahull play that I am a vest maker taking home my week's work I wish to see how It feels. It will be large fun." Fraulein Pauline did not take car. She was a good walker. Thirtieth street did not seem far off; asvertheles the vests were so heavy her deallna fs.t before she reached tired. She tloa ahe grew very the and up afreet, wearily glanced suddenly her cheeks grew white, then coming directly pink. A man waabrown-eyeman with her a tall, gork h1 curling upward under hi Straw hat He bent upon her an eager d Am I 'Paul Fraulein Faullne! 1 see you here?" he ex that dreaming claimed. The fraulein stretched out to him No, llerr Westcott her left hand. not a dream at all. and me, only la It see you again. I to good ttie Ac, would Tu both hands, but you oee the other le occupied." Harr Weatcott dropped the little hand ho waa holding. Certainly hi too Impulsive, and greeting had been hto eyea saddened. -May I walk with your be asked, courteously. t shall bo glad. 1 should like to my talk of home; It seems so long since I left Ich babe heiinweh. You have Kentucky's Grad Old Cere Bread. I .and of Hie luscious. Indescribable pot forgotten the dear old city and the pleaMUt little garden of The Llonsr ar.d ever conquering corn bread. KenForgotten!" tucky. we hail thee! Other states Fraulein Pauline wa quite satisfied hare their own bread, hut no corn bread on earth ever reaches the right with the tone. Those were happy days." she con- lot in the hungry mans make-ulike that of old Keutucky. Corn bread I tinued. I was obliged to leave hurriedly, the Kentucky housewife's monument. fraulein, and aurely you must know See the genuine corn bread anywhere, that those were happy days to me, or even the imitation, and the mind must instinctively go back to old also." Fraulein Pauline shifted the bundle Kentucky, with all Its treasures and m her arm. and Herr Westcott was traditions of corn bread making. overwhelmed with contrition. He had This, verily. Is 'a land of corn and wine: a land of bread and vineyards." forgotten hla manner. me See the Ok i beg ycur pardon! Kentucky household gathhare your bundle! Forgive me that ered about hospitahle tables to realise t did not think of It aoouer! You the truth of Victor Hugo: "Oh. the must bo veryTMred!" love of a mot her, love no one Fraulein "Yea, I am very tired." miraculous bread which God Paulino glanced down at the bundle, distribute and multiplies; board aland sighed deeply. 'They are vests ways spread by the jaicrnal hearth, that I am taking to the tailor shop. whereat each has Ills portion, an.l I la a long way from where 1 live, and .I have it entire." Louisville Her the shop la on Thirtieth street." nld. Ilorr Westcott started. He noted for the first ttnie the contents of the Sfts Comfort Before Fashion. Dr. Hans Rich: cr, the famous bundle, the plain black hat, the simple gown. A light broke In uion him. musical conductor. Is a thorough be he stopped, stared fixedly at tha de- Hover In concert In dress and not In I mure face and downcast eyre, then bv frequently seta fashion at defiance. 1- -t for-git- y Farmer Green (who boa knocked down hy a balloon Gol dern em! I'll her w Brown ' sheriff? No use kicking. j.Hh Is above the law. reckm 1 5 In other financial circles a slump. Nineteenth Century. critter Chinese Fishermen. Tbs Chinese fish with a net suspended at the end of a bamboo pole. Tbs fisherman, when he deslrea to raise or lower his net, walks up or dows the balance board. The Joy of Doing Someth Consider how, even In the me. ort of labor, the whole mu) oft la composed Into a kind of ren T mony the Instant he sets work. Carlyle. Smell Fortune Left to Yale. By the will of the late Prof. James M. Hoppln, of Yale, Just filed, he leaves besides many other beqeusts to jnstl-tutlon- s $40,000 to the Yale art school, to be used for the establishment of a professorship In architecture. Patchy Wall Paper. If a patch must be applied to , paper, let the new piece lie la sunlight until the color ar fada j! match those on the wall; then tear tk edges and the applied piece wifi be so conspicuous. Mark of Man's Superiority. creator of naGod, that ture and architect of the world, haa Impressed 'man with no character eo proper to distinguish him from other animals as by the powc-- of speech. Fashion's Decree. Lady (at booksellers) I'm tor,, about these books. 8ome of them mu he masterpieces, but I really can't bn books with bindings that won't match the hangings 'of my library ftu r Qulnllllian. Houaton Poet Mele. TEST FOR SPURIOUS COINS, Cutting a Fern. ferns that hive grown so Urge snd luxuriant as to permit divid- Simple Method Disclosed by a Jurgr During a Trial. ing Into smaller plants may have cuttings taken away from the roots withAt Ihla session of the central ert out damage to the plant. If carefully If transplanted to the right Inal court there has been an envy, done. oil and kept under proper conditions tlonal number of charges ot miking the cutting should root well snd devel- and uttering counterfeit coin, says tht London Tribune. At the condutiaa op Into a healthy plant A fern does not need hot and In- of one of the cases the foreman of the cessant sunshine. Two of the finest Jury asked the authorities If they Boston ferns known to the writer would take a suggestion from 12 bud-nemra who during the year bil pend the entire winter In windows a sunbeam falls, to deal with considerable sums In diwhere scarcely though there la plenty of light A ver coin. ley. There wae a most simple test far little sun, however, does them no reFavorable reports are being harm and a moist atmosphere la es- the detection of base coin. It was ti and from the Ramey Ridge ceived cut the milled edge of a good toll sential. Crooked Creek districts, which are ait sharply against the milled edge of the Men Tall and Short listed about 40 miles north of Thun suspected coin. If the smqiecled cola whose were a spurious one the metal woull Mullball, the statistician, der Mountain. A large number ol figures are quoted all over the civil- almost Immediately begin to shirt prospctors are engaged In developing ised makes an Interesting off. It was, he added, a test that world, numerous proerlle In these section, and very gratifying result are being statement aa to the average atatura could be carried out anywheres on the of men of different nations. Taking top of a bus or In a shop, and th obtained. the age of 30 as the period of life, public ought to be acquainted with IL Joe Brlmson Is doing bnslnsss at he gives the folowing figures: AmerAfter making a personal test tht bia coal mine, about fourteen mile icans, 68.1 Inches; English, 67.9: common sergeant said he quite agreed hak east of Idaho Falls, Idaho, and Scotch, 67.4; German, 66.2; Russian. with the suggestion of the Jury as te Just Installed an engine and a hoist 65.4; Hindoo, 65; Chinese, 64.2; Bush the usefulness of the test and said R to take rare of the trade, as nearly men. 62, and Laplander, 60. offlght to be made known. all the farmers around Ammon and GREELEY AS A POSEUR. HINT FOR LATE STAYERS. Iona are using the coal, and recoin the Is at for $3.00 mend it. It selling Great Editor Was Prone to Harmless Custom Borrowed from the Boers ts mine. Affectation. Got Rid of Bores. Work on the Guggenheim properties There woe a great deal of Innocence at Ely la progressing steadily along In 8outh Africa candles are ued the tinea originally laid down. Devel-tpme- In Horace Greeley as well as not a lib for lighting purposes In the homes, at the Veteran group la par tie affectation. He was rarely seen and when a young Boer maiden hai without one trouaera leg carelessly gentlemen visitors, the mother eticki tlrulurlf satisfactory. Here a great In the upper part of hla boot, a pin In the candle, and when It tuu blanket of ore has been oiened up caught and a necktie with a bow under hie burned to the pin the caller under whose dimensions so far disclosed arc ear. Once In tha public room of a stand that It la time for their do so feet In depth. ISO feet in width and hotel a friend of Greeleys kindly parture. 70 feet In length. Mrs. Early, a society matron al pulled down the disarranged trousers The United Mates Smelting com- leg and straightened the necktie. Washington, recently made a visit t pany Is assembling at Chrome, K. J.. Greeley thanked him and soon after the Transvaal, and waa Impresied the largest metallurgical works In left the room. When In the course of with the custom of the Boers tlm the world. Investment In these plant! half an hour he appeared in the street she determined to Introduce It Inti necktie had her own home. Consequently the else win exceed $:',,Oii0.ihHl. It alreauy hat the trousers leg and the and the trie light were removed and candle been disarranged, carefully a copper refinery of a present capacity man looked aa of things substituted In negligent the drawing-room- . It and pounds annually jf 14.0tHt.tNH) aa he always looked. It was earthly Mr. a frequent though net late, Stay building a fully equipped smelting and part of hla pose aa a ms a of genius welcome caller, waa on of always copper converting plant. to wear hla trousers leg and his neck- the first visitors to call after the la A leading Interest in Utah Consnll tie aa If he had put them on In a auguratlou of the new cuatom. He dated says that while full figures fm hurry while absorbed In meditation. It witnessed the placing of the pin la the fiscal year of the Utah Consoll waa a harmlraa eccentricity. ths candle by Mra. Early, and after ahe had gone ventured to Inquire: dated have not yet been received It le Sea Trees. Why, Mlae Early, does your mothknown, ao far aa ran be determined, Forma of life In the aea are tar er stick a pin In the candle? earned $2,750,000 that the company more wonderful than any that ealat Oh. responded tlw young worn for the year and it le estimsted that on land. However much one may with an air of apparent Innocence, for 1907. the company will earn be- doubt the stories of sea serpents, tween $3,(HH).000 and $4,000,000. there are probably far bigger fish In mother learned that In South Africa as a way of sending home the Boars A deal has been consummated In the tea than ever come out of It; Harper's Weekly. 3u!dfleld which places one of Ran and aa for plant life. It has been conaea trees that 1,500 clusively proved Francisco's most prominent business YEB, THE DRAWER OPENED. feet In are quite common in men In the local field. That man la the ocean.height These monster trees are Wars no less a personage than John D. kind of brown seaweed, the upper- Jones Knsw It, But Eaplanations Not In Order. owner of the king, sugar most branchea ttprcckles, being only about a the San Francisco Call and various quarter of an Inch In thickness. Paon the Jones was going away. And. aa Mher large enterprise Countless bladders, like miniature In such cases. It waa up te ususl cific roast, and the property la the balloons, and about aa big aa a Blue Jacket group. to put on a clean collar and Jonea hen's egg. form among the branchea of catch a Joseph E. Caine, of Salt Lake, a the tree, and, being filled with air, shirt, and. Incidentally, no to He train time had spare. Tone-paa and merman mining engineer buoy up the trunk and branches ao Maria." he shouted downstair, geologist, have secured an option that they grow almost erect. Mamwhere are my things? moth tea animals often build their an the famous Ludwig bonanza. The In your bureau drawer, of cour. in these trees, as they give off nests rich those of Ludwig has been one several degrees of heat, which makes floated up from the basement Jones then tackled the drawer. and rare propositions that has earned the surrounding water comparatively of course. (They always do good money and gone along without warm. Stuck, Exchange. making any mdse In the world. In tick when you are In a hurry.) He last prosecuting development work pulled and heaved and said thlnp Worm Deserved Its Fate. year $173,000 worth of rich ore wa unmentionable. Suddenly, with a famous for Marie is Shedlock Miss shipped. for bureau drawer which perversity a new of and invention delightAn assay sheet from the Cactus the with a rush, flew are It noted. open ful type of children's entertainment. oa the mine discloses the fact that the samp- Dressed as a and Jonea, with a death-grireMias Shedlock fairy, room-The across the clear handleashot ling of ore covered by twenty-two-aetto counts children with delicacy and the drawer 6.5 couldn't of through returns go timbers gave at mine power the lovely tales of Hans AnJonea could, and did. landbut door, Sixteen cent 25.4 copper. dersen. to about 8he wits her per up keeps a sets of assays her Id her entertainments, and chil- ing at the foot of the atatrs withJu af the twenty-twcrash that Jarred mightily. things showed percentages ranging an the dren, no matter how odd their queslu time to hear the partner of his way from 11.9 to the highest, while tions may be, can never stump her. an average of the lot attested the She Is always ready with an apt re- bosom ask: Did you get It open, Henry?" presence of better than 15 per cent ply. waa adding Insult to Injury, That copper. Entertaining a children's party at and stalked upstairs with fire Henry While doing some development work a certain millionaire's house In New In hla eye, and raid never a word. on his mines in the Mason Pass sec- York. Miss Shedlock happened to emtion In Nevada recently. Fat Gal- ploy tha old proverb: The early bird Gauge of Friendship. catches the worm." A little boy of a fine copof your good friend may be ledge up Gauge opened lagher the proverb promptly. questioned as you are asaared two taken tc In from width per ore. varying But wasn't the worm foolish." he of hit accordingly for your uupleassat of a mixture preference la ore The feet. four asked, to get up early sad be truth rather than your flattering fia sulphide and carbonate and average caught?" John A. Howland. samples taken from the ledge show My dear." said Miss Shedlock. the ore contains from fifteen to twenty-fthat worm ive per cent copper, and from $5 alL He we hadn't been to bed at The IMsice for You to Get Just getting home. to $$ in gold. a Diamond: one of the be to sure. Ely U designed vm They were speaking of the fashiongreatest copper producing districts In the United States. Up to date the able wedding. And she was tha last daughter," reimmense tonnages of ore have been marked one. ot amount a smaller with developed Yes, added the other, and they capital than any other district In the always said she was the cream of the United States. family." The Dewey mill. Thnnder Mountain. And after the ceremony the parents Idaho, has started dropping Its ten wept. 1 wonder what they were crySALT LAKE CITY. UTAH stamps and dividends will be the order ing about?" "Oh. perhaps they were crying over Tha aima olri placa, juat aa ra'1 o of ..e day for the next year. They a avar, with tha laraaat llnoa milk." Naw Cooda. are putting through the mill an aver-ag- split of $7 per rent of the assay value on the plates. Hayden. Stone ft Company, of Boston. In commenting on the copper share market, show how Boston Is reA Fwrixals-Man- e 6 H. P. Portal-- Saw Outfit wifi iwwrAM four earth cf wood per hoar, Figw il up soJ r what a fusing to follow New York and also Boides you cm we di oiae lo na con dum draw some pertinent comparisons In der aud huiker, food griader ot whutra favor of copper as against railroad and required, Expire is ample aad trey I ff other investments. No reerhankal skill required. Gort ut Another cave haa been encountered vetysrealL A F-law rig will roou pjr I In the Ontario drain tunnel at Tark Snd hr Dreiud Creslre Na M KS City, another bulkhead had been conFairbanks, Morse & Company st me led and the management has enof another Salt Lake Cky, Utah commenced the driving circling drift on the south side of the main avenue to get around It. Boston p Mother Take care, Freddy. That bridge look very unsafe. You'd better let your father go first. Rather Cruel. you see me In the amateur theatrical. Miss Wose? Miss Rose Gracious, yes. KegRy And and don't you think I am an actor, pure and simple? Rose Well, I don't doubt Mis about the simple part, Reggy. Chicago Hally News. Keggy vest-maker- s p Well informed mining men confidently predict a banner reason for hn Star diHtrkt of Beaver county, Utah, before the present year has given way to HP'S. A remsikalile rich strike was made laat week on the former Walker Lake Indian reservation. Nevada, In the Wild Hors No. 2. ore being uncovered that assays IJtKS.KO to the ton. 'ine news cornea from Ely, Nevada that the shaft of the Salt Laae-Elrumpany has dropped Into a solid body of high grade copper ore and that there Is no longer sny question about the future of that proposition. Mtrikes of high grade ore In the Daly-Wemine at Park City are becoming of such frequent occurrence that the management declares It is afraid to enumerate them, aa to do so would lie to invite iucreduli.iis critl ?lsm. Word comes from Goldfield that the machinery ordered some time ago f the Goldfield White Rock Leasing company. the corporation controlled by Harry Joseph and J. V. Eldredge, Jr., on the of Bait Iatke, had arrived ground. Round Mountain camp la located on the east aide of the Big Smoky valley, about half way between lonopah tnd Austin, Nevada, at an altitude of from COoO to 64WI feet, the total elevation of the mountain from which the camp U named lielng not more than 40V feet above the adjacent val- Above the Lew. i to write poetry nowadays.' grinm-i- a publisher lately, sad nubndy wauls to buy IL Certainly, there Is In the verse market at present what would be called i love-matc- lifted the bundle, and looked at It In dismay. I You to carry siu-a long ny It iHiaalble, that all your wealth ' gone, and that you are sewing ves'i f a living?" "it does not pay well, lint U la hon est work," raid Fraulein I atilln. plain lively. "Great heavens! It Is monstrous! f could not have believed It. possible! Waa there no one to look after yon'. I 1ml Forgive me for speaking have always been Interested In yntii welfare, and aurely you will paril-ira friend for hla frankness." "True sympathy la never nut oi pint, llerr Weatcott. Acb, strange things are possible, lint you must know that my weaU'.i was never tire greatest thing to me. Not that It li very ple&sant to lie poor. "Of that I am well aware, therefore 1 llttcd about her dainty room, NOT AN ORDINARY LOCKS. r And didn't He Knew Women. She Why le It a man always drops Into a buck seat when he goes to church? He Hecause he ha no bonnet to how. my dear. Yonkers Statesman. line. One on the Panama. Goedfellow's Mistake. Klgglns Snooks, (he astrouomei, First Clubman How does It hapdeclare that Mara Is a million years pen that Gcodfellow has such a hard older than the earth. time getting Into society? Higgins How can he prove It? Second Clubman Society found out Klgglns -- Hy showing that the Inter that he wanted to gel In. X. Y. oceanic canal In Mars have been com- Weekly. pleted. There Are Others. Hew He Felt "darker seems to be actually JealMrs. Kelly All that ye aro ye owe ous of his chauffeur." lo me. 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