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Show TRUT H tea. Thank goodness there are good WHEN GIB WAS AT THE BAT. drinks to be had in the city, and no ( one need suffer more than a tempo(By C. M. Jackson.) rary thirst. A bevy of the girls will This pitcher, Christy Mattherrtson, go out to lunch, and there is some what twirls for th New Yorks evena talk of coaching party for the Hez great curves, so they tells us, ing. an can fan a batter out; & But when his old dad played base The engagements announced during ball, hed fan him yes, in pork, the week were neither of them sur- Cause Gib, he was a batter you hear my gentle shout. prises, but both were of interest Miss Mace Reynolds, he could hit some, Howat is the third of the judges Sel Seamans was a peach, daughters to wed in the past few An Bony useter knock em when years, and is considered one of the played down on th flat; catches among the girls of the city. But they fielders alius took more th Miss Dickerts "marriage is to be one ground, fer they knowcE they of the elaborate affairs of June. It is have to reach, conceded by the usual gossips that When th scorer hollered out that both the girls have done well. Gib was at th bat." . 5 the person of Quay and overruled the representatives of the press. At tills distance perhaps it will be safe to inform the governor that he has made a grave mistake and that he will doubtless be convinced of the error of Ills ways by the editors aforesaid, ere his term expires, is something as certain as sunrise. The Democrats of the city and state have one consolation in respect to the visit of the president. The committee on parade had to get Jim Leary and Ben Nevlns to help it out when it came to making arrangements for horses and riders and getting same shipped to the city. . We are well supplied and still GIVING -- .AWAY- THOSE BEAVTIFVL GOLDFISH: 4 & Well, if Mrs. McLaughlin is to leave Christys uncle, Wellie, useter swipe a fly, again in July to sail for Europe, what Wliat lengthy times d soar as far as menny is to become of the two captains who, Crums old barn; Mrs. Grundy says, are each to wed An Sol Reynolds had a mighty stroke Wbo what sent her far an high the struggling young lawforFrm th home plat to thJ chestnut yer, whose struggles to land her tune were so evident where will he tree, an sometimes furder on. her? Goss & Go. And off ? at? But when Gib was feelin perkish an hed swing that bit of birch & d Till hed land on th old dead red Mrs. George Steiner won easily in with a ginnywine old slat the parasol tournament last Wednes- You could gamble th left fielder had to run up to th church day at the Country club. She has won her way steadily into the top Fer that most alius happened when s Gib was at th bat. list of players among the women, and the men folks all feel that the sunTwas long bout eighteen seventy, shade is in good hands. or mebbe seventy one, o come up to th' burg to Tunkhannock Whatever the programme may be up thet old gang; as designed by those in charge, it ap- Fer clean twelve innins theyd the score pears from well authenticated infortied say mebbe that want fun mation that several leading Mormons When old Gib. he broke th record; are seriously objecting to having Sentwas a most terrific bang. ator Kearns occupy the stand in the Last innin twas, an two men out an tabernacle for the purpose of making him with two missed strikes any kind of a speech, and at this writ- Th stock of th old home team was ing it looks as if whatever Tom has mighty flat to say will be said at the platform of But mighty, Seamans never faltered, says the station when the president Take th one you like An then theyll all know what it is to have old Gib at th bat. About seventy-fiv-e feet of prizefight was consumed in the fire on Well say, Gib mauled the leather jist one tremenjus thump Main street, which gutted Senator An Stark, th center fielder, he next to Sam Levys Clarks building, on a run started d right-hanstore. cigar Uppercuts and To under that long hit, but altho git swings went up in smoke along a he got hump with left hooks and straight arm jabs. n Upon himself, twas no use, fer that The record of the ball was never found. mill, maae a few days after the occurrence, was saved and will delight It sailed past old Joe Hardins an up by th big store; the crowds at some time in the Went over by th cademy, past Wid get you ought to Kjioto is Your Tailor Who m&lM MMMkllthtmoat stylish suits M pnMtflp suit th , Try oar Royal Cheviots at $20.00. Eursoofu. A ffarst - class business suit. man with a J oulh 328 msdsst Main BY INSTALLING A Rocity ftouflt&ig Bell Telephone You can talk from your office or residence OTHER TELEPHONES IN SALT LAKE CITY. And to any point in UTAH, IDAHO, WYOMING AND MONTANA. Corbett-McGover- ..RATES TO SUIT ANY INCOME., der Browns small plat An landed down at Tillinghasts, but it might hev gone some more Cause Christys dad, old Gib you know, why he was at th bat. An so I say, altho these smarter than their Fas kids 3 is THROUGH 2 EXCURSIONS EAST 2 - Governor Pennypacker of Pennsylvania has signed the bill passed at the session of the legislature, making it a misdemeanor to print a picture of Matt Quay in a daily paper and forbidding journalists from commenting in vigorous English upon any of the acts of the political gangs which infest the Keystone state. There was a strong pressure brought to bear upon the governor by the editors of all the leading papers of the state, but the governor listened to cpnosel In 3 AND In logarithms, new ijees an' things whats teached in school; Can discount all their daddies, usin words what sprain yer jaws An make a common feller resemble a dem fool Still I wont admit until Ive seen that any man on earth; An on this little statement Ill bet a nice new hat, Christy or no other lad could keep that old ball team Frm makin runs in plenty when old Gib was at th bat. TRAINS DAILY .VIA THE. IND JH.50 TO HD RETCKS. C1IICAG0 138.75 TO ST. P1UI J3S.75 1SD TO HISNEAPOLIS ud IIETOWf. BTEH. JUNE 4th and 5th and JUNE 9tli and 10th. Similar Reductions to Intermediate and various other points. THE ONLY RAILWAY BETWEEN MISSOURI RIVER "THE BEST OF EVERYTHING." For Tickets and Reservations apply to DOUBLE-TRAC- K AND CHIC A CO. ... . Q At WALKER, General Agent, C. & N. W. Railway, 206 Main Street, Salt Lake City, Utah. j |