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Show Pictorial Junior a Reliable As i3 9cea Her ('uiiiiurnt "The liuliit." quuii-i- the young man with tin vent, ''oft proclaims the man." the young lady But," With the lofty brow, "it doesn't ulways use a megaphone to do its proclaiming, does it? Wincing under lwr sarcasm, he buttoned up his rout tightly the offending garment, vet could not altogether silence it. Huggi-Hli'- a the Ills Incident to the Vicissitudes of Their Occupation. Usd (trail the Verdict. "John Henry Muggins! exclaimed his wife, at 3 a. in. "Where on earth have you beeu all this night? At home, m dear, asserted Mr. l Specific for How She luelchcd 111m. He was a hovllng balloon of the Metropolitan dull and went too far. This is what he lrote her: It is with the neatest difficulty that Muggins, observing with curious in- I have resisted tip temptation to reterest the gyrations of the hall tree. spond to your frtuuent and pressing At home? Why, you havent been Invitations to call on you at your near the house since supper." home, and I feel tnat 1 shall not long "Zhat's all ri, was the strenuous he able to withstand them." response. "1 wash wizzln shlgnal dish-tanAnd Bhe replied: all evenin, Jnsh shame!" "I do not feel that I ought to add to your burdens, but If you should succumb so far as to call, mamma will HE LIKED. be delighted tQ see you. I There, said she, as she splashed the mauve wax on the back and stamped it with her cuff button, when that pricks through his conceit he will not be able to sail around the Washington monument and back to the club la thirty minutes without stopping to pump up his tires." Washington Bust. ce THE COLOR thick-skinn- rfp II Wasnt Thankful. Arent you glad you are living in this age of Invention? exclaimed the thin man with the wart on nis nose. "Can't say I am, replied the man. You see, I married a widow, and she's got a phonograph that she is forever haring grind out records that her first husband made!" ik i ed bald-head- ed 11 A Crltla. are you goir.g to paint Wliat ? I fcSV , : tv-- r ! ! 3- this daz.lir.g 1.: W - k. I ask?" v';'4 I - riri'V white canvas, may on I That is a finis'md palming, miss. It is cmi'.lcl 'The tfaow dicrm. "Why, so it is! IIow stupid of me! Isn't it beautiful?" r "S. 3F a?3V Say, Sam, what color pnekethook does yo like hes'?" Sam l'se not so partic'lar bout de outside, so it's gut green on de inside. Truth anil Eccentricity. Mrs. Hunt I suppose Jane Pcrter is the most truthful person in town. Why, I verily believe she would tell the truth about even her age. Mrs. like That wouldn't be truthf- ulness; it would simply be John E. Itacek, Assistant Superintendent of Police of Chicago, III, : writes FOR SAFETY. Too Lone to Wait. Tess Miss Brusk didn't hesitate to give his age as her reason for refusing Old Munnybags. Jess Told him to his face he was f used Peruna for a very severe case of nasal catarrh, and am glad to inform you that it has accomplished a complete cure , I have no hesitancy in recommending It to others JOHN E. PTACEK. Officer A. C. Swanson writes from dnnehed, a seven cold has followed 607 Harrison street. Council Bluffs, which It seemed Impossible to throw la., as follows: oft until one of them tried Peruna, Am my duties and found the fin -est nmedy for a compelled me to be out In all kinds of cold that a man weather I contracted would want. seven cold from Since then we time to time, which have used It for too old, eh? Teas Not at all. He swore he "would love and cherish her till death' and she told him he was too young. Whata In a Name? "The German emperor wants his new yacht named Meteor. "Then why not call It the Wiener- wurst? "Eh! Why should he call It that? Why? Because it's meatier, isnt it Cleveland Plain Dealer. settled In the fluenza and other complaints followtrouble In the pelvic ing In the wake of Inclement weather, organs. am now like a and we all feel well new man, am In pleased with Peruna. splendid health and give nil praise to MICHAEL O HALLE RAN. A. C. SWASSOS. Peruna. do not derive prompt and It yon Michael O'llallernn, Lieutenant Ser- satisfactory results from the use of Station Peruna write at once to l)r. Hartman, geant of the Sniumerdiile Police Department, writes from I'JUu giving1 a full statement of your case, mid lie will he pleased to give you his " Monroe street, (. liicago, 111.: Several of the officers of our sta ' valuable advice gratis. tlon have good reason to praise Address Dr. Hartman, President of Peruna. Several times when they the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, spent hours In the rain and came in Ohio. seven poetry? Van Albert Oh, a little. Since he borrowed that X r understand what the true poetic touch is. j j . ; He I understand he's going to ma rry her, : fter all She What made him change his mind? He Her father promised to take her away from the cooking school HAD HEARD IT BEFORE. Confliilng- - Pinchon Steele Please, kind lady, won't yer lmlp a poor feller wats Jist gittin 'round agen a'ter bein confined to de house fur a year? Mrs. (loodside Here, poor man, take this quarter, and what was your trouble? Rheumatism? Him-Imi Sircle -- Xo'tn. It was a had attack o' kleptomania. bad an 1 sai l the deik. "It wmil And Inpi.n-epemli. - "No." "it And ca.-- c ai'.Mvi hi! :i c-- l - iid I ill: d.itn t beside the ! lnv.i- -i on.;! . i li - i : a;:,!, Vi hj i.,- , Lum 1." "1 di'ii'i i!n!!'ii it " . "hut uhai that lie migiit lake a of my ! g." diiliio'.i.-ly- urnfully, the of a poor old ,tS oUt of my l ..,i Hurroughs, Miss Fidget - -- WILL" HATCH, EGSSTHAT biRh nconiiif thi-ii- . Ham'll 1:0 riyitHMim S C. H. 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IN'' Inl l. e il. t eTjr iunIh rruli-"Tlir Si lrm e uf tlunlnk (In, rK!r; rir. fur " Ihur Irlz MpiI.I Slf pnifiTi!iiii Ijlfe, lrMt!M,iH lir.i Mnlir.lniiiInkof till r aiiy Nki. R0 pp with imgrix luc ( IpkniiI 'ni,i'rlpilmi. Lltirarf Kdlllim. f'lll .I.I.UM.V 1; pprr otrn, lnfrrl ir NhrliliHci nllnn. JV. I ; KT I IIK JikST. Mli-- l In.Mnur. Kninni h l . ih. opp. KcTrn Huuik. IIi.ikii. M :i... . I Ilf (iJiIp.i mud lint lliri lnok; kry In thli. ruuntr. Wrlle toilajr t tohfNltb and happiur. .'ii.ulUUuu, In person ur fcr letter; Ptnii; Mimlaf. 1"U I. bu mtllluilU Tbe Iealindr Mi ll- al In.ll-m(01. but uu equal- .- Iluel n II. raid. Wbw vritlag KMiui.n 'rs- - answered Senator Sorghum thouL'lit fuily. but sometimes that costs a heap i.f mom y." For IS Denis Foalpaidtr IlnAb mt nromi liwleei IIV, - l liia PENSION is .'UVIriff! I'.. ti Itlt KI Cl.li, t I I" for 16c. flower n in innr mill Mi inerts turma llwn any ii;r in Aiihyii'A. liieiK iwummi i. rililT Wcnw n H'ioMrNnviv Mtci a'Tfutnr Hit irmlii'tii(i iif u.ir rlMurfH'!. In DKl I to TlrtltOtM llirm wt inuk i! follwam uniYtM ftkiupai o2!er: tah. Medical Sock Froo. friends." did you like my sermon till.- morning Hr? t rats. I always liked ti:ui sermon. UTAH mamammammmaammammmammmmmsmmrnmmmm Kinds Umt tu-- am afraid of is ih'.-'iro-y w SEED CO., SALT LAKE CITY, i I It In lit.. (r Frlrmlahlp, " I be best w.iy to your enemies. said the ma!, with a gentle nature, "is in make them your ' VOGELER - La Crosse, Wis. 150 tnrt GARDEN, FIELD AND FLOWER SEEDS. I CATALOGUE FREE. i WRITE US. fiiM) ICHII.I' V. Ri. KELLER, M. D., Box 572, San CrJ. III. 'I. i. it t ficrrtsiln, "Ili ih!" idea of your GOOD SEEDS PAY Swili ;e pretty cashier, t i ! EUREKA CHEKHCAL CO., iVkm nt with you, he this." date with a lgiMiir DONT STOP TOBACCO Suddenly. It injures the nervous system to do so. Use BACO-CURand it will tell you when tp stop as it takes away the desire for tobacco. You have no right to ruin your health, spoil your digestion and poison your breath by using the filthy weed. A guarantee in each box. Price $1.00 per box, or three boxes for $2.50, with guarantee to cure or money refunded. At all good Druggists or direct from us. Write for free booklet. truing. I F.i'inirtpa lirtMTpjr If Parson-llr- causing pains and y Practical llriiionitratlon. Roderick I uotice you nave been associating with that young bard of late. Have you learned anything about DUcnn raging. Choi lie I stood on the corner this morning, and of all the hundreds of women that went by I didn't see more than three that I would marry. Dolly Ami I suppose the number that would marry you was a good deal smaller still. colds, catarrh. In kid-nsy- s, Fre. x e BUYS DEMVKKED, r t Dollars Ah 800 Lb. 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