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Show OUR BUDGET OF FUN. SOME CURE COHSTIPATOH yfiUtiSfi&P' ?53aiw 8i233iski ..rARAKrrs liiVtluoiL J.ii them ckm ckimw perfumed. In.iira rni llieni l!i-i- A lal:;l e;.lua puru-aliv- I a Itto tialo of uau. or caonouball pH!. .. CAkC-tHEant puieiy TcWMbMnl auil eoniuln no PURELY nr uibur min I oral pillion. They uro oinihi of tba lit VESETA3LE reursilU'i (IlHiir Sored a.'id nra a nolan MUiif ut combination aavsr before pnttnftaibsr In anr form. rAacARtni sistently, arop juran-t-od to euro any caaa of cnnailprllim, no matter how old anda olislinatp, or money wlil be cheerfully refunilril by your own druttpikb ! ...... rANCAHF.Tft CHILDSES CURE OUARAHTEED mil l!a at.initioli und 1 linaoii a n'l rtnuuUte tbi latyworn, liver, nmk-i'lit It limy Piiiranytlian tba bow- ala niiil pal Ilium Into A Heavy Load. 1 HEALTH T ) vliriirr.iit - . . - - . i emniuiun. tbali action caiy aoJ natural. U. $ i t a Senator W, M. 6TEWAUT, Editor. A correct account of the doings of Congress given each week. A family paper for the home and fireside. All Ihe Important happenings of the week, condensed, in news columns. A Urge circulation in every State and HP-A-Cinrio Denver dc G-tt.Lj- E1 Territory. ZES-a-ir.- Snhscripilon Price, SI Tor Year. Send for sample; agents wanted. la 4 WASHINGTON, D. C. THE NEW WEBSTER beulth. JUST riiTISZLY KEW. PD2UZ-23- to-da- y, m. 4 wbw I STERLING REMEDY CO., CMMOOl MONTMM, US CM. I NCWVOK. n Ustinvf w cares Tobacco Habit or inonry refunded Makes weak men strong. Sold srd gitarentow' by - drnEiai. Get booklet m t a. A' WEBSTERS Teamster Whew! Theres no use talkin'. I can't move thla cupboard; ita too heavy. INTERNATIONAL DICTIONARY Mr. Newflat No wonder; I forgot to take out those biscuits my wife made this morning! ONE Q1VES RELIEF. WMAAlWMArMMWWWVWWVWWWVWVS - Up-to-Da-te. UUL. ont Spend a Dollar New Version. A writer In the San Francisco Newt Letter says that a company of men were sitting on a hotel veranda In Honolulu, when some one propoaed that each should tell a moral story, or pay a forfeit All hands agreed to this except a Greek, who Is In the fruit business, and reported to be wealthy. I know lots In Greeksald Cama-rino- s, hut I dont know any In Eng- for Medicine until you Have tried lish. The Anthsntio " Dnaoriuged," comprising (ha ksucs of HM4, 79 and 8, copyrighted property of the undersigned, is now Thoroughly Bo Vised and Enlarged, and bears ths name of Vibatsrs International Dictionary. Editorial work upon thla revision has been in- progress fat over 10 Years. Not less than One Hundred paid editorial laborers have been engaged uponilk Over 300,000 expended in Its preparation before die first copy was printed. Critical comparison with anyothor Dictionary fa invited. GET THE M G. C. MEKBIAV A CO., Publisher Springfield, Mass., U. S. A. Sold by all Booksellers. llluetmtadwmphlatAa. f "Greek don't go here, Camarlnos. You must tell it In English, my son.? Camarlnos looked puszled when his turn came. He his linger to his forehead, and th Ytfald suddenly, with "Well, I don't know If cartons 5-c- ent If you dont J A brick Well, then, it Is this: which goes this way, waving his hands to and fro, "catches no grass, meaning, "A rolling stone gathers no moss. il for a low pita. ' HU Own Work. vanity of a certain Ripans Tabules At the Druggist's Cams to Tests Kultu ltc A Nam Tiling Uul'u M lieu fcSeo jut bi.: (leniiGi lev Cutli Irani inset. Silt Lah Vrr '..a, i 1 Willie? Willie (who ha asked for a second No, maam," pice) Well, do you euppose she would like 70U to have two pieces here? Willie (confidingly)1 "Ohhe wouldn't care. This isnt her pie. , BslflahnoM d th hi Ill leclloloi Ctialr Can 11 niui ; j !tovteet 0!csi Itaw. Uuttc. ! Traici. Ccura! AND gcoav.ristine, l..ui'..i. IV. F. BAILEY. Gcii. 1 ueeoualell Sirvice. A jiflccutKqnlpwt, DoiiblePfawing vs Agk PdSPfilacetfiepeRiil., Pollma'nDinlngCarsJ?.: J: ;v. $ Free Becllmng Cha!f Pullman Tourist Sleepers I 1425 N. Y. AVE., WASHINGTON, When writing mention this paper. tfe For time tables, pamphlets defcrlp-tiv- e of the conntry traversed, rate of , fare, or any other laformitl'-n- aldrevs E. L. LOMAX, Genl Pass, and Ticket agent. Omaha, Neb. Ever? body Bays So. Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the meat won derful medical discovery of tlie ape, pleas- ant and refreshing to the taste, art gently and positively on kidneys, liver and bowels, cleansing the entire system, diicl cold, care headache, fovor, habitual ronatiimtioa and bilinnsnesR. Plraso buy and try a box ; 10, STi. so cents, bold ana of C. C. C. guaranteed to cure by all druggists. to-du- v When 1 was a Boy, Writes Postmaster J. C. Woodson, Forest Hill, W. Va., I had a bronchial trouble of such a persistent and stubborn character, that the doctor pronounced it incurable with ordinary medicines, and advised me to try Ayers Cherry Pectoral. I did so, and one bottle cured me. For the last fifteen yr.rs, I have need this preparation with good effect whenever I take Bad Cold, Pa Hello, Ethel! Whats wrong? Ethel Why, Helen's got engaged to Tom Barry. Pa Ths worthless young reprobate! No wonder you're sad. EthelOh, It is not that. I wanted to marry him inj sV;f- .- The Ledger cheerfully recommend it os being especially adapted to all pulmonary complaints. I have, for many years, made pulmonary and other medicines special tady, end I have come to the conclusion that Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral occupies a over oilier mediposition cines of the class." Chn. Davenport, Dover, N. J. nt f Ayers Cherry Pectoral Prepared by Dr. J. 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Park it saaternp. , JT1iaMv.4u1akp.8 gamed yia tbnlonMMMi 1 Not So Kxponalvo as the: -- seat. He had a traveling companion who insisted upon talking to him, nevertheless, and as ths train passed a line prospect, exclaimed: ; "Look! look! What a beautiful landscape! "Yep, grunted the painter, dreaming, and hearing a shop phrase. "1 'painted It myself! ML Cripple Creel to-tla- y; buuiplouud book Cun Fills llfre springs are exhaustless and streams never dry, In the season from winter to autumn's bright sky, A wide panorama of prairie is seen; Of grasset of all kinds perennially green Here millions of rattle, Rheep, homes and goats Grow fat as if stall fed. or fattened on oats. No poverty Is found U the mighty domain, 10 cno man who exerts either linger or brain. Hi re arc homos ror the million, the rich and the poor. While Texas opens wide her hospitable door. Shelias thousands of acres yea milllons-t- o sell, Yi t can point without cost to where tiuiv dwell. Hsr farms will be easy with those whom Kb- duals, While security, all, in their title can feel. select, flay land while 'tie cheap, and the Herat Twill, young men, prove a fortune w hen least yon expect. (X'd niuii. (or yourrnlldren, buy, fllo It uwuy; A Godsend 'twill prove on some r.tlry dty. For a handsome book free, fully describing this wonderful country, address K. I. TtTUJt-H- , General l'asscnger an Ticket Agent Texas and Parlflo Railway, Dallas. Texas A transaction iuwliU.li .voucuiiuot ioseSen uro tiling. Biliousness, kick hrurtwbe, U:r red tongue, Inver, piles ami a llioiia'iirl oil c ;h ills are caused by cotiaUputimi und liver. CimiantvCutidy Cut'.inrii-- , the t o;.- derful new liver Btiuiulant unit iiii .t touio ore by nil drurjiata piuratiteoil .oi mv or money refuniled. C. C. C. ur! a vurc lUe S.Tc., MV. thing. Try a box Mi ns0. well-kno- anfils ITDenver, : Ike Liu ti the onion pacific PasfwHhra ths beet cities Mdjqpg. sh, Wyoimno&jglnrad IfifttSI Sioux City, 1 The painter is ridiculed In a story told of Ihlm. It relates that the painter was traveling In a train through the mountains, and as the weather was warm And the painter had not had enough sleep the night before, he dozed In hla Send Five Cents to Th Ripans Chemical Company, No. 10 Spruce St., New York, snd they wi!l be sent to you bjr mail; or 13 cartons will lie mailed for 48 cent. The chances arc ten to one that Kipans Tabules are tho very medicine you need. Tin D nvi r & Rio Grande Railroad Scrnic Lins or the World .mnouncfS new Mini Important udditlons to their already well anaugut Hoping ear service. I i the fuinr, this onpulir line will tun through weekly Pullman Tourist Sleeper Omaha, Chicago, New York and Bhioh, aUo In St. Louis without ehki'UH. Theda Ours will start from Portland, Oregon, thus giving benefit nf through huv1ch on Orjgun Shovi. Line, en well a aU Uiah points. The excursion are peraouslly conducted und furnish nil 111 convenience of than regular pullman sleepers at loss half the cost. Tl.e St. Louli cur will lavft 0. 8. L. Station- - every Thnrsday nd Ogden v' a Klo Grands Western The morning. Ky.. every Friday Omaha, Chicago, New York and Boston Sleeper will leave 0. S. L. Stations every Wednesday and Salt Lake every Thursday evening, thus affording the inestimable privilege of a twelve hour lay over at Suit Lake City. For rates mill all details, write toB. F. Nevins Gen, Agent, or H. M. Cushing T. P, A D. Sl R. G. Ity., SaltLake City, ut any Oregon Short Line or. Bio Grande Weetera Tieket Agent. ' - get him "Oh, lets have It find this sort of The "Lone Star" Ik waving ihn flits of the free Then rlke for Texan if man yon would lie No idler are wonted, the thrifty and wine, To wealth and hlph atatlun equally rlite. Where uorn. oat one cotton; the richest of liinm With h yield lit the settlers provision and home. Tree of every description arise on each hand, alluvial soil to tlm rich tablu land. 1 quite right," he responded. Ten Tabules for Five Cents. IM sort l pa ap ckMpiy U cratlfy th wrtranal praam OMAHA, ST. LOUIS, iebraska, a bright look,-"- f fiafetme. "Let us have It, was the cry. You can buy them in the paper NEW SLEEPING CTtRS. CHICAGO AND BOSTON. CA2GF.E7S by other medicines you have tried. They are new, unlike anythin? else that's sold, and infinitely superior. if not pleased get Try a 10c hox bad Larger boxes, 25c or 50c. your money mailed free Address booklet and Sample Beware of I a"5T. w Hoyt Sherman Genl Agt Suit Lake City, Utah. 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