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Show HOW DO YOU KNOW! What raaacnabl prlaaa far Jawalry ara H yea d Ml aaaault uaf Our goods ara the ffaaaf abtaiaabla at soy pries, aat sST0RY4gj absolutely guarantaag. ; i ; t THE HOUSE OF 170 i ; CANDLES SEEDS. Hratoaaartb Intrrn'l kararrtra TREES S- - oaialof. I'ulu. Auta Waalad. By MEREDITH NICHOLSON ialbar SHOW BABY THE BILL WOULD Brother Had Great Schema to Quiet Crying Infant. Thu d baby In an Eaat End family waa showing Ita keen at dinner the other evening over the fact there waa no more milk on the table. The milk aupply had run out, unexpectedly, and the baby wanted atlll another drink of milk. The fond and doting parenta tried to pacify It with a drink of water, but that didnt go. It wanted aome more milk. That waa what it wanted. And the child expreaaed Itaelf In a way that left no doubt about Ita attitude Ir the premiaea. There waa a gueat present and the dinner party aeemed not unlikely to end up In a riot It waa that already if nolae count for anything. Then tho babya older brother got a happy inspiration, for the little one waa making Itself heard with an abandon that waa getting on brother's nerves as well aa those of the other present. Til tell you what you do, pop," ha suggested, "Just give him that milk bill you got the other day. You know you were kicking about milk going up In pricey and mabbe when he sees the bill hell quit hollerin for more." Cleveland Plaindealer. MADE HIS LISTENERS SMILE. Remarks of Reverend Gentleman gether ? ' s Alto- Too Apropoe. Of all places, the most difficult In which to preserve one's gravity, when an nbsurd Incident happens, la church. The worshipers In a certain chapel had aome trouble to keep their faces straight a abort time ago. During the eervlce nome commotion was caused by a gentleman who ignited a box of wax matches In his pocket, and was trying to put them out, while his alarmed neighbors struggled equally hard to help him. The minister, being short-sightecould not make out the reason of the disturbance, and thinking to diplomatically cover the Incident he Innocently aaid: n- - "Biithrts, thsre la a litUa go. Ing on. Until It Is over, let ua sing, Sometimes a Light Surprises. " Some of the congregation were unable to elng. accl-dnetal- ly r- - -- i- THOUSAND A "MAIN St SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH. the far end of the sofa, "w hy dont you get busy and say something ?" Limit to Speed of Autos. The authorities of Shanghai, one of the busiest towns in China, have passed a allowing motorists to maintain a speed of not more than 30 miles an hour while pairing through the city. by-la- Mb U. I CHAPTER XII, Continued. Hut 1 suppose the Sisters are awful- ly strict." hideous, They're perfectly hide- ous. "Where Is your home? I demanded. 'Clue ago. Louisville, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, perhaps?" Humph, you are dull! You ought (o know from my accent that I'm not from Chicago. And I hope 1 haven't a Kentucky girl's air of waiting to be flattered to death. And no Indianapolis girl would talk to a strange man at the edge of a deep wood in the gray twilight of a winter day, that's from a book; and the Cincinnati girl la without my elan, esprit, whatever you please to call It. She has more Teutonic rejwac, more Gretchen of the Rhine valley about her. Dont you adore French, Squire Glen arm? she concluded, breathlessly, and with no pause In her quick step. I adore yours, Miss Armstrong," I asserted, yielding myself further to tho juy of Idiocy, and delighting in the mockery and whimsical moods of her talk. 1 did not make her out; Indeed, 1 preferred not to! I waa not then, and I am not now, thank God! of an analytical turn of mind. And as 1 ;row older 1 prefer, even after many a blow, to take my fellow human beings us I And them. And as for women, old ir young, I envy no man his gift of re solving them Into elements. As well 'arry a spray of arbutus to the labor itory or subject the enchantment of lKxmllght uion running water to the as try to analyze lame and blow-plii- e che heart of a girl, particularly a girl vho paddles a canoe with a sure stroke ind puts up a good race with a rabbit. A lamp shone ahead of ua at the en .ranee of one of the houses, and lights Appeared In all the buildings. If I knew your window I should certainly sing under It, except that you're going home! You didnt tell me why they were deporting you." I'm really ashamed to? You would never Oh, yes, I would; I'm really an old friend!.'. 1 Insisted, feeling more like an Idiot every minute. "Well, don't tell! But they caught flirting with, the grocery boy! w aren't you disgusted! I can't believe It! "Thoroughly! Why, you'd a lot better flirt with me, I suggested boldly. "Well, I'm to be sent away for good at Christman I may come back then If I can square myself. Myf That's slang, Isn't It adorable?" The Sisters don't like slang, I suppose? They loathe It! Mias Devereux, you know who she Is! she spies on us and tella. You don't say so; hut I'm not surprised at her! Ive heard about her!" I declared bitterly. We had reached the door, and I expected her to fly; but she lingered. Oh, If you know her! Perhaps you're a spy, too! It's Just as well we should never meet again, Mr. ahe declared haughtily. "The memory of these few meetings will always linger with me. Miss Arm strong, I returned In an Imitation of her own tdne. "I ahull scorn to remember you!" and ahe folded her arms under the clouk tragi rally. "Our meetings have been all to few. Miss Armstrong. Two, exactly, I believe!" "Then you prefer to Ignore the first time I ever saw you," ahe said, her hand on the door. "Out there In your canoe? Never! And you've forgiven me for overhearing you and the chaplain on the wall Glen-arm,- Plague and Fleas. Tbs part played by fleas in the spread of plague la dealt with In an able manner by "J. W. W. S. In Nature." Latin writer, Avicenna, Is quoted to show that about the year 1SOO it was known that there was some definite connection betweon rate and plague. In more recent years It has been a matter of common observation In India that In times of plague a large number of dead rats are found. And these are found to contain the plague bacilli In abundance. in 1898 expressed the view that In the majority of cases the plague was conveyed from the rat to man through the agency of tbe flea. Experiments which he tried with fleas from rats dead of the plague showed how this is Other experimenters have possible. obtained similar results, while others have been led to doubt Slmonds generalization. In the Language. one has said that a kiss Is . the language of love, remarked the young man In the parlor scene. "Well," rejoined the fair maid on UtJliU ZELDA "Bates!" Yes, sir." I heard feet scraping on the stone floor of the porch. This is a devil of a place to talk In, but Its the best we can do. Did the young man know I sent for you?" "No, sir. I kept him quite busy with his books and papers. Humph! We can never be sure of please!" Slie grasped the knob of the door and paused an Instant as though pondering. "1 make It three times, without that one. and not counting onre In the road and other times when you didn't know Squire tilemirm! I'm a foolish little girl to have remembered the first. see now how I have been 1 Good-by!- ' I ; " She opened and closed the door soft ly. and I heard her running up tin steps within. 1 ran hack to the chapel, round!.' abusing myself for having neglertec1 my more serious affairs for a hit o silly talk wlih a school girl, feurfu lest the nienings 1 had left at both ends of the passage should have beep discovered. Near the chapel I nar rowly escaped running into Stoddard, hut I slipped past him, found my lantern, pulled the hidden door Into place, and. traversing the tunnel without Incident, soon climbed through the hatrhway and slammed the false block securely into the opening. CHAPTER XIII. A Pair of Eavesdroppers. I came down after dressing When for dinner, Bates called my attention to a belated mail. I pounced eagerly uHn a letter In Ijmrance Donovan's n hand, bearing, to my sur- well-know- ' Rapid Rise. Pa," said Mrs. Hardapple, aa ahe A Fearfully Long Siege of Daily Pain opened the letter, the man who ran over our old crippled cow with his and Misery. automobile wants to know how much Charles Von Soehnen of 210 A St, he was worth." Tell him about six dollars," For at least Colfax, Wash., says: thirty years I suf- drawled Hiram Hardapple. "Let me fered with kidney see, It waa that poor village doctor, troubles, and tbe at- wasn't It? tacks laid me up for No, Hiram; It was a city feller." days at a time with "Was, eh? Well, by heck, tell him critter and worth pain in the back and she was a first-clas- s rheumatism. When every cent of $50." I was up and around And come to think of It, Hiram, sharp twinges caught hla automobile waa almost as long as me, and for fifteen years the frequent a steamboat, with glass windows, six passages of kidney secretions an- lights and a horn that you could hear noyed me. But Doana Kidney Pills five miles." have given me almost entire freedom What? Then write and tell him from this trouble and I cannot apeak the cow he killed waa a genuine Imtoo highly in their praise. Holateln and ported Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a worth 8500, and if he doesn't settle up Foater-Mllbubox. Co., Buffalo, N. Y. every cent In cash IH put the law on him." OPENS GRAVE FOR A PICTURE. First Poatoffice Scheme. Borrowing Widow Had to Have PicThe first postoffice scheme was a ture by Which to Remember Hubby. private enterprise and was InauguTHIRTY YEARS OF IT. i prize-winnin- rated about g 1464. To be exhumed after he had been buried for 20 days and told to sit up IN TO 14 DATS. ril.ES CURED I suppose that is correct, sir. UINTMKST ! irnmmlM-- to nn any cai "look pleasant" waa the tough PASO and hf or HliBd. BlndlnK ran and fine a are Well, you Morgan luck that befell a corpse out at Wood-law- n tloWdujur money rrfuDUwl. Mks. pair, I must say! 1 thought he had cemetery. New York, the other some sense and that youd see to it Some finished orators dont seem to day. Brown, a train dispatcher Henry that he didn't make a mesa of this on know when to quit One the Hundred Twenty-nint- h and whole thing. He's In bed now with a street elevated road, died Dehole in his arm and you've got to go 6 of rheumatic gout and waa cember on alone." buried and In order. Some decently Ill do my best, Mr. Pickering. two weeks after the funeral It ocI detested him, that Pickerings noble Dont call me by name, you Idiot alms and high ambitions had been Were not advertising our business curred to Mrs. Brown that ahe would like a photograph of her husband, praised by my family until his very from the housetops. none that did him Justice. Imhaving name sickened me; and yet my own Certainly not, replied Bates hum- mediately ehe petitioned the Bronx grandfather had thought it wise to In- bly. health department for permission to trust his fortune and my future to the The blood was roaring through my man of all men who was most repug- head, and my hands clenched as I exhume Henry and snapshot him. nant to me, I rose and paced the floor stood there listening to this colloquy. The health department waa somewhat dazed, but granted the request, In anger. Pickering's voice was and Is un- and ao, with a photographer and an My rage must fasten upon some one, mistakable. There was always a purr-undertaker, Mrs. Brown went to Woodlawn and had the three weeks' corpse dug up. Brown was taken both profile And full free. v. him." d I w;;-- ' v v- - IT SEEMED INCURABLE v-- Body Raw with Eczema Discharged from Hospitals aa Hopeless CutL-curRemedies Cured Him. More proof that Lydia E. Pink-LaY ege table Compound naves woman from surgical operations. Mrs. S. A. Williams, of Cardinal-Maine- , writes: from female "I waa a great sufferer troubles, and Lydia E. Pink liam's Vegw. table Compound restored mo to health in three months, after my physician declared that an operation was abso- a ms "From the age of three months until fifteen years old, my son Owen's life was made Intolerable by eczema in Ita worst form. In spite of treatments the disease gradually spread until nearly every part of hla body was quite raw. He used to tear himself dreadfully In his sleep and the agony he went through la quite beyond words. The regimental doctor pronounced the case We had him in hospitals hopeless. four times and he waa pronounced one of the worst cases ever admitted. From each he waa discharged aa incurable. We kept trying remedy after remedy, but had gotten almost past hoping for a cure. Six months ago we purchased a set of Cutlcura Remedies. The result was truly marvelous and y he la perfectly cured. Mrs. Lily Hedge, Camblewell Green, England, Jan. 12, 1907. lutely necessary." Mrs. Alvina Sperling of 154 dey-bouAve-- Chicago,IlL, writes : I Buffered from female troubles, a tumor and much inflammation. Two of the beat doctors in Chicago decided that an operation waa necessary to save my life. Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound entirely cured me without an operation." me FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia K. Pink-ha- ms Vegetable Compound, mada from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with Midshipmen and Marriage. displacements, inflammation, ulceraMidshipmen and marriage are Inter-- tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, eating the navy department at pres- periodic pains, backache, that bearing-ent considerably. In the last three down feeling, flatulency, indigesyears more than one midshipman has tion, dizziness,or nervous prostration. been dismissed from the service for Why dont you try it? marrying before he has been graduated Mrs. Piokbam Invites all sick from Annapolis. Also there have been women to write her for advices Increasingly numerous requests to the She has guided thousands to navy department from passed mid- health. Address, Lynn, Mass. shipmen asking permission to marry. The department haa been thus far lenient with Cupid and haa granted moat of these requests. to-da- f Immense Silver Tray. a gigantic tray of solid silver, weighing more than 10,000 ounces, has Just been mada by a firm In London for an oriental potentate. Th tray la seven feet In diameter, and la said to be the largest evsr executed; It has been In the bands of the workmen Cor over a year. "Some CHANCE," SAHESUN," Elc. and I passed him and went on Into the grounds. A whim seised me to visit the crypt of the chattel and examine the opening to the tunnel Ax I pftssed the little group of school buildings a man came hurriedly from one of them and turned toward the chaK.l. I first thought It was Stoddard, but I could not make him out In the mist and In my uncertainty waited for him to put 20 paces between us before I followed. He strode Into the chapel porch with an air of assurance and I heard him address some one win had been waiting. The mist was now so heavy that I could not see my hand before my face, and I stole forward until I heard the voices of two men dlstL'ctly. w Novel Medicine Chest. When sickness occurs In the country It means, unless medicines are la the house, that a doctor must be sent for, and In many cases It will be houre before be can arrive. Every woman should have a email medicine chest, provided with at least 10 to 25 cents' worth of each of the following medt-ctnewhich often will relieve and cure what might otherwise necessitate a doctors visit: Sirup of Ipecac, castor oil sweet spirits of niter, arnica, wltchhaxel, sweet oil, olive oil, bicarbonate of soda, licorice compound, camphor, vaseline, paregoric, mustard, mall roll of antiseptic cotton. 8ure. "After all," declared tbe wise guy. "there la no nature faker more dan- geroua to tbe community than the geexer that sold my wife a sealskin Jacket for 8300, and which was found to be rabbit hide worth 29! f "THE MtIH I rise, an Amrrlran stamp and postmarked New Orleans. It was dated, however, at Vera Cruz, Mexico, December 13, 1901, and gave a characteristically racy account of his efforts to dodge the British detective who was pui suing him. He hoped, he wrote, to cross the borders Into Texas, but declared that he should keep clear of Indiana, as he was unacquainted with the Indian language. Bates gave me my coffee In the library, as 1 wished to settle down to an evening of reflection without delay, lorry's rejKirt of himself was not reassuring. despite Its cheerful tone. I knew that If he had any Idea cf trying to reach me he would not mention It In a letter which might fall Into the hands of the authorities, and the hope that he might join me grew. I was not, perhaps, entitled to a companion at Glenarm under the terms of my exile, but as a matter of protection in the existing condition of affairs there could lie no legal or moral reason why I should not defend myself against my was an ally worth foes, and having. My neighbor, the chaplain,' had Inadvertently given me a bit of Important news; and my mind kept reverting to the fact that Morgan was reporting his Injury to the executor of my grandfathers estate In New York. Everything else that had happened was tame and unimportant compared with this. Why had John Marshall Glenarm made Arthur Pickering the executor of hla estate? He knew that 1 j Then You Prefer to Ignore the First Time Laugh and Grow Fat; No. There la nothing in the maxim s "laugh and grow fat" or else the fall to grow mirthful over their joke-smith- I Ever Saw You?" and Bates was the nearest target for ing softness in It. He used to remlndf it. I went to the kitchen, where he me at school of a sleek, complacent usually spent hla evenings, to vent my cat, and 1 hate cats with particular feelings upon him, only to find him loathing. gone. 1 climbed to his room and found Is Morgan lying or not when he It empty. Very likely he waa off con- says he shot himself accidentally? doling with his friend and fellow con- demanded Pickering petulantly. 1 only know what I from' spirator, the caretaker, and I fumed with rage and disappointment. I was the gardener here at the school. You'll thoroughly tired. as tired as on days understand, I hope, that I can't when I had beaten nty way through seen going to Morgan's house. Of course not. But he says you tropical Jungles without fowl or water; but I wished, in my Impotent anger havent played fair with him, that you against I knew not what agencies, to even attacked him a few days after punish tnyself, to Induce an utter Glenarm came. weariness that would send me ex(TO BK CONTINUED.) D. hausted to bed. KEEN INTELLIGENCE-WANTEThe snow in the highway was well beaten down and I swung off country-war- d A Story That Illustrates What Bankr past St. Agatha's. A gray mist Are Looking For. hung over the fields in whirling clouds, Pierce Jay, the commissioner of breaking away occasionally ami show. at the Ameriing the throbbing winter stars. The banka of Mawii-huspitsassociation's convention walk and my Interest in the alterna- can Bankers tion of in St. Louis, advocated a better acand landscape wen me to a better stale of counting system. But above all," said Mr. Jay, In a mind, and after tramping a collide of miles. 1 set out for home. Several discussion of his idea, we want Inteltimes on my tramp had caught my- ligence, If embezzlement is to be thorself whistling the air of a mnji sue oughly put down. Systems are good, old hvmn. and nulled, remembering but intelllg- - ice Is better, and in cashmy young friend Olivia, and her phy-in- iers and tellers and bookkeepers and In the chapel. She was an uniti- note clerka we want the same keen, ng child; the thought of her further quick intelligence that characterized lifted my rplri; and I turned into the old Capt. Hiram Cack of Gloucester. sehool park when I reached tin outer Tack lay very 111. One day he got cate with a feeling that his rase wish ( pass near tho barracks where she was hopeless. 'I fear, doctor,' he said, 'there isn't spent her days. At the school pate the lamps of a much hope for me. Oh, yes. there Is,' the doctor ancarriage suddenly blurred in the nr.xt. Carriages are not eommon In this re- swered. 'Three years ago I was In gion. and I was not surprised to And your condition precisely, and look at that this was the fnmllfur village hack me now.' "Cack. Intelligent and alert, said that met trains day and night at Some parent, I conjerturr-- i quickly: What doctor did you haver " paying a visit to St Agatha's; nnsnj! and the me thought gave bly Driven To It. pleastire perhaps the f.uher of Miss Olivia s He She married a worthless Armstrong had come to carry man. her home for a striker discipline than She How did that happen? Sister Theresa s school afforded. He Despondency. She was jilted The driver sat asleep on his box. by hor fathers 'vaeliiuan. ruck. t-- star-lighte- niist-wr.iiip.- d 1 g down-hearte- noble-Glady- 1 own merrymaking. Great humorists seldom are fat. F. P. Dunne is the heaviest, weighing about 160 pounds. The weight of others living la: Mark Twain, 150 pounds; George Ade, 147; Jerome K. Jerome, 143, and W. W. Jacobs, 132. O. Henry la really a great humorist, but he la in the class. Home Magazine. 180-poun- d Foolish Limerick. There onre was a foolish young spits Who chased a black rat and her kits. 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