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Show 1 2 Friday, October 8, 1 993 CLIPPER Around Once upon a time at Wood Cross By KATIE GARDINER Beeeeeep. This is a test. This is only a test. If this were an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would be followed by a whole bunch of other stuff, but I have no idea what that would be. So instead. I'll tell you a story: "Once upon a time, in the middle of The Woods, there was a mangy farmer who was taking a walk in a football uniform. He had traveled to The Woods all the way from Granite, and so he was very weak and tired. Pretty soon the weak Granite Farmer came to a crossing in the middle of The Woods. When what to his wondering eyes should appear, but a pack of hungry Wildcats (sorry, no reindeer). The vicious Wildcats jumped on top of the farmer and clawed him to pieces. They chewed him up and spat him out, and then the poor Granite farmer looked like a piece of regurgitated chicken. The Wildcats were extraordinarily happy. That night, there was much rejoicing and dancing and stomping throughout the land especially in - the courtyard. "And behold, it came to pass that the female wildcats put cleats upon their feet and passed a black and white ball amongst themselves. They traveled throughout the land, even to the borders of the state, where they too (like their male counterparts) clawed and chewed up anyone they met. These Wildcats were definitely 1!! But behold, a warning went forth from the mouth of their leader. King Rigby, bidding them to prepare themselves for a tournament that would involve the roughest opponents in the borders of the state. King Rigby challenged any Wildcat who wanted to see a good fight to be there! (State tournaments for girls' soccer start the week of October eleventh.) "Meanwhile, in another neck of The woods, there were two very hungry senior Wildcats (known as Weston and Cindy). These guys traveled to the land of where they stuffed their faces continually until they had eaten all that they could. They managed to out-ea pack of Junior Indian Braves from the land of Bountiful. Once again, there was much rejoicing in the land because the er at Senior Wildcats were awarded $100. And the pack of Indian Braves went home with nothing to show for their efforts (but no one cried). ' "And the counselors of The Woods sent forth a proclamation, reminding the eldest of the Wildcats to go to their senior appointments!! "And a cry was sent out to the ends of the earth amongst all those who believed the world was Phlat (or was it rownd or skwar?). Anyway, the cry beckoned to the wealthy Wildcats, asking them to fork over a dollar so that they could be a member of this honorable society." Okay, this story's over so you can go away. P.S. The butler did it. Fall sports rally held at BHS By COLBY POULSON Hello Brave-fanWhen I say "Brave Fans" I mean everyone because, hey, who doesn't like the Braves? Anyway, Homecoming a couple of weeks ago was a huge success. Thanks to everyone that attended our activities. We had our fall sports rally today, represented were our football, girls' soccer and tennis and volleyball, cross country and golf. Golf competed in state on Wednesday, congrats golf and girls' tennis state is today! Our big football game vs. Viewmont is tonight at home at 7 p.m. We want you all to come whether a Brave or Viking fan! Brave fans preferred (no extra s! Ccct Cay la Tctni trssuu. E3ITEITEII A C3.C3 --SZfif LCD CCTFE-T- charge for Viking fans.) We will shell! Other than that, everything is Our Halloween dance (girls choice) is Oct.. 30. A whole lotta fun. We want you all to come and it doesn't have to be a big hunky-dor- y. marathon date! Third grade teacher Jimalea Webb stands with students from her class that are interested in science and space. Webb recently was honored with the 1993 Presidential Award for Excellence in Science and Mathematics teaching. Webb honored with 1 993 Teacher Presidential Award CENTERVILLE Jimalea Webb, a third grade teacher at Reading Elementary School in Centerville, has been selected one of the state recipients of the prestigious 1993 Presidential Award for Excellence in Science and Mathematics teaching. By receiving this award, she has been recognized as one of the nation's teachers who have made an outstanding contribution to her classroom, Reading Elementary School, and the Davis School District.. Gov. Mike Leavitt honored Webb in a ceremony on Oct. 20. The district honored her on Oct. 6. Webb goal is to pursue science awareness in the elementary grades. She is not only actively involved with her personal classroom, but she shares her experiences and expertise with other teachers. She teaches classes and has arranged young astronauts clubs for many youngsters. The workers, teachers and staff at Reading Elementary School would like to congratulate her on her achivements and continued dedication as an educator in the 1990's. HBDAYI Stop Smoking. 0 American Heart Association |