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Show CUPPER Friday, August 6, 1993 5 m mm plaw win work Novel budget idea, end spending If Clintons controversial budget is not passed it will not be the end of the world. We have lived with a budget deficit for 25 years. America will survive. In pushing his $496 billion deficit-reductio- n plan, which includes $255 billion in spending cuts and $241 billion in tax hikes, Clinton said, We must make government work for the people who pay the bills. If that was the goal, there would be no tax hike and the spending cuts would be real, not artificial. Lets face it, if we were asked to cut our personal budgets by 10 percent, and we offset that cut by borrowing money from mom and dad, there would be no real cuts. There would just be a different source of funding. Thats the same thing that is happening in Why is it impossible to hold the line on spending? Some experts have suggested if the current budget was not increased, the deficit would be gone by Why not try that? Putting a freeze on spending has Washington. 19. never been tried. If in fact every but a clear representation of what it director in charge of a program that is actually costs to run the program. A study just published in The financed by the federal government knew there would be no new money New England Journal of Medicine for the next three years, program reported that paperwork and other directors would find creative ways to administrative duties account for 25 cut spending. The bottom line cents of every $1 spent at hospitals. would no longer be an inflated figure, The same report found that in 1968 American waste, there is also waste in hospitals employed 435,000 managers and clerks and had 1.3 million patients. In 1990, there were 1.2 million managers and clerks and 853,000 patients. There are more paid paper pushers than paying patients. Is there waste? Just as in personal budgets there is government budgets. Sure, if we cut our personal budgets by 10 percent we may have to wait to buy the new fangled VCR, but when we bought it would be ours, not mom and dads. Weve tried tax hikes. They haven't worked. Lets stop spending. We interrupt this crass commercial for the news Hello news fans! with Fakewoods furniture ? But you is. Whether in the kitchen or had better take advantage of these picnicing in the park, Siran Wrap, special liquidation prices early, like the Davis County Clipper, because after Saturday we may be has got you covered. So there, Paul James. Pencil it in history at least until our next sale the following weekend. your planners Franklin Quest. Take Rolls was booked into the Davis that, Larry Miller. You no longer Sure I'm Sure just as Sure as the fact that I have two first names. County Jail and arraigned Tuesday have a monopoly on crass Do you know why? Because I have on a dozen counts of misdemeanor commercialism. 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In another stroke of innovative genius, publisher Gail Stahle decides to follow the example of the Delta Center, Franklin Quest Stadium (the Bob Bennett Chrome Dome if it ever becomes an indoor arena), Paul (but you can call me Mr.) James, Bill (Mr. Chuckles) Marcroft, and other companies and sportscasters who have blurred the already fuzzy line A BOUNTIFUL Bountiful man responsible for a dozen business burglaries over the past two weeks was arrested Monday by officers at the Cockroach Inn, where he was posing as a janitor in a futile attempt to pinch the Charmin. This lead is brought to you by your local Ucudbe Broker. Because knowing the who, what, where, when, and why is not enough. Your local Ucudbe broker knows HOW you can make a bundle in the market. Go with the broker that has been an industry leader for 35 years. Ucudbe.. we know HOW to help you strike it rich. 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