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Show 6 Tuesday March 12. Lakeside 1996 Get a life and let others do same I'm starting this on a note, bear with me. is not a political one, nor do I have anything insightful to add about the presidential primaries. But I did get a kick out of a huge headline on the front page of a ma- erything like it's another editing job. way to live." Though jor Salt Lake newspaper recently. The headline: Forbes wins Arizo-na.- " When this headline at 6 a.m., an involuntary HAH! escaped my lips. I wondered what the candidate wealthy presidential would do with his prize. I mused that I'd probably prefer a small Pa- cific island to all that arid acreage. I read Imagine winning a state! The editor who wrote that headline undoubtedly meant that Forbes won in Arizona, or that Forbes was the winner in Arizona. Arizona was certainly not his prize. Lakeside Review Thats no Michael, a purchasing agent, doesnt bring his work home. Imagine if he had to call five restaurants to find the best deal before we could go out for an evening. And we'd be forced to shop at six supermarkets every week, just to get the best deals on everything. Then wed catalog the groceries as they were unpacked so that we could keep a careful inventory of every item in At my loud HAH!, my husband looked up questioningly from his Cheerios. I read to him, Forbes wins Arizona!" He said, "So? Forbes seems OK to me." When I began to rant about the decline of the English language and incorrect usage becoming common everywhere, he smiled and wagged his spoon at me. Get a life, he counseled. stock. Walking down the A street, I pass an aerobics instructor. How awful it would be if she were to call out: Excuse me! That belly, those thighs! Lady, I can help you! She would commandeer me and force me to jump on and off the curb until my pulse reached an acceptable level. There would be no escape. I don't even want to think what a hair stylist would say. But I expect a manicurist would wince and try to avoid contact. Some things are too painful for professionals to confront. A manicurist would say nothing at all. Chances are, we support the software you use Third-Part- y Software Support Company most! Lower Prices m Less Waiting Time m Better Service Call "147-- 1 TODAYI m jmii ; eye-to-ha- I don't think I could tolerate Michael if he managed our life like he manages his work. But as an editor, I've never read a road sign without cleaning up its language. It's second nature for me to pick apart any written word I come across. I cant help it. I explained this to Michael, and he said I should be grateful everyone isnt equally obsessed. You're so busy looking at the grammar and usage, you're missing the content. You cant look at ev Imagine: GQgDfpgoUfl 1 n3 :m? Ki g;t'i m i Pre-Seas- Home decorator. Accountant. Housekeeper. All these profession could take offense at how I go about my business. Thankfully, they are kind enough to hold their tongues. Perhaps its about time I 6! 6 (local) win M H !Mf on NEW INSTALLATIONS did the same. SAVE ON ALL SIZES Crazy mystery coming to dinner LAYTON - work guaranteed Expert installations Legs on all jobs Financing available All FREE ESTIMATES ON NEW INSTALLATIONS Whos Crazy at the Sanitarium?" a dinner theater murder mystery, will be performed by Hunt Mystery & Company March 21 at Camelot Restaurant, 930 W, 2000 North. Tickets are $30 per . person. The mystery involves a sanitarie um celebration in which all the dinner guests have the 520 S. State, Clearfield open-hous- chance to play patients from the sanitariums different wards. Special guests from the shrink ward are Wmnie Mae Just (or just Winnie Mae) and Count Mortimer, who acts a lot like The Count on 773-483- closes r FRIGJKING 636 292-- 1 6 Stc. Inc. Home ofthe $10.00 Dozen Roses (Except Holidays) and $99. 00 Wedding Packages " Sesame Street. Special entertainment will be provided by the singing and dancing duo Red and Ginger Snapper. But it wont be a surprise to mystery buffs when orderly Larry O'Brien and nurse Rose Hot Hips Callahan have trouble keeping the ROBERT Rehearsing a scene where the Big Bad Wolf tries to devour Little Red Riding Hood, Alex Leeman patients in line and someone needs REGANStandard-Examme- r and Kat Hendelman are jn the upcoming Davis High play Into the Woods. emergency medical attention. Everyone gets involved in trying to determine whos really a patient and who isn't. Three people from the audience will be seiected to play parts in the mystery: Dr. Manfred Nottingham, hospital administrator, his assistant, Denise Pease; and orderly Larry OBrennen; Little Red Riding Hood, Brien. Kat Hendieman; and Wolf, Alex ' Cast members are Andy Airriess, Leeman. Travis Isaacson, Mike Hardy, Kim The cast of 25 includes the Three Madsen, Melissa Rasmussen and Bears as narrators and Milky White Gary Thompson. Cow is two people. There is also a For more information and to technical crew of 10. make reservations, call the Camelot at The orchestra is under a student director. Sturgeon has help from co- Play - heads Into the Woods KAYSVILLE Take your children into the woods and watch the fairy-tal- e characters come alive. Davis High School theater deInto the partment is staging Woods, Friday, Saturday, Monday and Tuesday, March 15, 16, 18 and 19 in the auditorium. The curtain opens at 7 p.m. with a Mother Goose Mania, where Mother Goose tries to become politically correct but has a struggle pre-sho- doing it. There are no reserved seats. at the door Tickets are purchased for S3 a seat. This musical is for families, said director Norma Sturgeon. Both children and adults will enjoy watching characters from their favorite fairy tales come to life, she said. Wishes get mixed up as the fairy tale characters go into the woods to receive their wishes. Playing the part of the witch is Amy Newbold. Other main characters are: Baker, Jeremy Flygare with Adam Foster playing the part in the Tuesday production; Bakers wife, Olivia Henderson; Cinderella, Elite Crook; Jack (from the bean stalk), Paul Cheney; Jacks mother, Meg Landscape and gardening: Clearfield Recreation will hold an eight-wee- k class that will go over fertilizing, spraying for gardens, fruit trees, lawn and shrubbery care. Instructor is an experienced gardener and landscaper with a degree in agriculture education. a popular cooking class sponsored by Clearfield Recreation. ies in They will also leam basic kitchen safety and cooking tips. Each chef will bring home a cookbook of recipes. The session will be March 15 on through April 12 for ages Fridays, from 4 to 5 p.m. in the Clearfield Community Center, 75 S. State, Suite 4. The fee is $20 for residents and $25 for with a lab fee of $5. Call 6-- ts The session will run March 12 to April 30 on Tuesdays from 7 to 8:15 p.m. at the Clearfield Pool classroom, 934 S. 1000 East The fee is $30 for residents and $35 for nonresidents. Call 774-727- for information. 0 Young chefs: Youth can learn springtime recipes and Easter good 775-727- 0. Dutch oven cooking: Layton City Parks and Recreation is accepting registration through March 29 for a Dutch-ove- n cooking class. The class will be Thursday evenings from 6 to 9 p.m. beginning April 4. The cost is $15. A food lab fee of $20 is payable to the instruc 3ncQude: Bride Bouquet Maid ofHonor Presentation 2 Mother's Corsages Book Table Arrangement Groom Boutonniere Groomsman Boutonniere 2 Father's Boutonnieres 'Ik? tHjuhpjt music directors, Wendy Thacker and Susan Johnson, community vol- Epsilon, bethel plan meetings I think it is wonderful. Children will delight in it, said Sturgeon, it is really a family event. Beta Sigma Phi will meet at 7 tonight at the home of Mary Smith in unteers. it ail tor, and an optional cookbook is $5. Topics will include purchasing a Dutch oven, seasoning, techniques, fire preparation, etc. Register inside Surf N Swim, 465 N. 275 E. in Lay-toFor more information, call 2 or Bill Johnson at Joyce at n. 546-858- 546-118- 2. Preschool tumbling: This session through Clearfield Recreation will help children develop coordination and leam new skills by participating in tumbling activities. 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