Show fi j- j BALD HEADS I t. t They held a banquet In Connecticut and sat down to tables covered ered I with flowers and the best things to I eat There never ne' was a more lively j i company assembled A shining pate Plate I 1 Index of a smiling mind Some i I 3 fool foot people think a bald head Is a tender tender ten ten- ji der er subject not Jo to o be r referred to especially espe espe- r t cI cIllY llY ii hi the company of ladles ladies b but t that is an unmitigated falsehood says f Ohio State Journal We know a n man t. who cultivated a n long lock of hall hair I w which he combed over o his dome to hide j 11 his baldness and that habit he kept J J up for a n while and all this time he I seemed seemed to to have a miserable little sorrow sorrow sor sor- 1 r row on his mind But one day ilay he whacked off oft that lock and appeared I t I with burnished dome donIe before the world j I Ii From that time he was happy His ills t bald head made him so We sometimes sometimes some- some r 0 times think that men with great I shocks of hair hall are peculiarly miser miser- t t Wi able But they should not for I some ome day they will be balder a mid arid d wiser wiser than they are now I l |