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THAT'S RECOCP a j ROOM ®tW6 6AIE6MANI WANW&A65 fNUTS -- VW 7 THE ARM MONEW'? 15 SOKE-- n a mon&ij PEAWuT PDR A BALLPARK Ford and Former President The Amazing Spider Man — By Stan Lee TrtAMC J Chase who used spectacular pratfalls to lampoon Ford's occasionwill address the Sept al stumbles 18 dinner of the sym- posium called "Humor and the Presidency" said spokesman Piet Bennett The symposium to raise money for the Gerald R Ford Foundation will include sessions on cartoons and caricatures of presidents the history of humor in the White House and what Bennett called "inside stories" Other scheduled guests include United Sen Bob Dole Press International White House reporter Helen Thomas former secretaries of state Henry Kissinger and Alexander Haig Speaker of the House Thomas P "Tip" I HATE NAT HA HA' Ihaha TO LAUGH OWN J0KE5 ROYAL VISIT — Buckingham Palace announced Friday that Prince Charles will attend Harvard University's 350th anniversary celebration this September but Princess Diana will not accompany him 4 ) STIKES OUT — Ron who gained famed as a Luciano demonstrative Major League baseball umpire has struck out on a bid for the state Legislature Luciano a former Syracuse University football star said Thursday he decided against a New York state Senate race after an erosion in his support among statewide party officials in recent Syndlowlnt I KNEW A POCt WHO WAS 50 RICH HE HIREP 60VE0N£ TO PKOOL FOK HlW' help farmers Gerald Ford palace statement said the heir to the British throne will arrive in Boston on Sept 2 to participate in Harvard's commemoration On Sept 4 he will leave for Chicago to take part in a charity ball a department store promotion and a polo match He will return home the next day UMPIRE farmers struggling Nelson said Thursday his earlier efforts to help a Birnamwood farm family were being expanded into "Nellie's Farm Fund" which would provide management assistance as well as money Nelson said that he had already received hundreds of letters some of them including money to A respondent Phil Jones former White House photographer David Kennerly and editorial cartoonists Oliphant and Jeff MacNelly President Reagan was not invited since he is currently in office Bennett said Garfield — By Jim Davis nancially k X: CBS News cor- O'Neill r ibH — FARMERS HELPS COACH Milwaukee Coach weeks Luciano also said in his new "I'm overwhelmed by the reaction I've gotten" he said The National Basketball Association team coach also has announced a pledge drive to raise money for every pound he loses this summer at a California clinic s — The woman who put boxer Bobby Chacon in jail on charges he broke her nose in an assault has said they have reconciled and will marry next week two days before she is to testify at his preliminary hearing 25 said Renee Vincent Thursday she doesn't want Chacon prosecuted However prosesaid Michael even cutor Ramsey if they marry Vincent cannot invoke the right not to testify RECONCILIATION against a spouse Horoscope Forecast for Sunday June JfVI tWV?5 Mort Walker Beetle Bailey— By I HOWEVER PIP EMJOy THE BUNCH OF oANANAS THAT CAME WITH IT PUT THIS MOTE SOMEONE OH MV PESKCALLIW3 ME A AAAD' OIC rATADC" AKJO T a 8 GEMINI 20): (May Emphasis on affection security reassurance excellent news concerning "funding" Be ready for change travel variety and what could be a "serious flirtation" Virgo Sagittarius another Gemi- 1986: ARIES 19): (March Family "outing" is favored Emhome phasis on security communicaprospects tion plans for vacation travel You'll become more aware of apElement of wardrobe pearance luck with you — could win contest TAURUS ni plav key roles CANCER 22): (June Cycle high your timing and judgment are on target Agreement is reached with family member concerning major purchase or sale Emphasis on domestic adjustment design visit to one confined due to illness LEO (July 22): Time 20): (April Short trip featured you'll receive good news concerning rela- - future prospects tives neighbors What seemed haphazard falls into place and you'll be stronger as result Scorpio another Taurus figure prominently BC— Bv Tohnny Hart ID LIKE TO FLACE AM Ad f HoLPTHEFrase") Ti1cT spent alone or meditating proves fruitful Accent on spiritual val- - Scramlets low Rearrange letter of the four scrambled words beto form four simple words LUGHYE 5 II The Horrible— By Dik Browne Hagar POOR PM3 ANIMALS PEALLY THINK? I WoMDEfZ WHAT V I P C THE t7 Dean Young and Jim Raymond LETT6HS POUR 0 AOOHESSEP TO OCCUPANT PIVE THEW trTl lANOTHa 0 K I AME THIN& ITHEV '" SPELLEOS- - I 1 jL i V 0 C L E Did you ever stop to wonder why service stations lock their restroom doors and leave the cash register IS Z Blondie — By E E p B —— — — FERNED IM3 TAUt ABOUT BEING UNSCRAMBLE FOR ANSWER JT filling by develop you PRINT NUMBERED IN SQUARES IfTTEPS the chuckle quoted in the missing words from step No 3 below £fc Complete 5 5 P P p P 8 LETTERS SCRAM ANSWERS LETS 6Q3IOOnNn JB)S!6aj ysea po suoiiejs eoiAjas Aum Q3001Nn — Jopuaj — nam - 7 em ©Aeai pue sjoop woojisej japuow oi dois jbas noA pirj baoiq — oaj — a6ntf SES3E9B95S lies introspection ability to look behind scenes You'll learn plenty about yourself and dilemma will be resolved Pisces figures prominently VIRGO (Aug 22): This could be your day! Accent on money love achievePowers of perment suasion are heightened wish comes true Cancer Capricorn persons play paramount roles LIBRA 22): (Sept Shake off lethargy make new start communicate with one in position of authority Love figures prominently your feelings are important and will be seriously considered Aries plays signify cant role 2 1): SCORPIO (Oct Emphasis on Means you make discoveries about yourself which surprise even you Individual close to you presents gift genuine token of affection Accent also on travel communication spiritual values SAGITTARIUS (Nov 2 1): Follow through on hunch Dig deep for information Your basic instincts now serve as reliable guide You're going to learn about money you are also going to receive funds from surprise source Aquarian plays role CAPRICORN (Dec 19): Examine various aspects of "puzzle" Keep options open cycle highlights popularity travel partnership marital status Remember recent resolutions concerning diet nutrition ods pets dependents communication with those who share your principles Spiritual counselor does have your best interests at heart Scorpio plays role 20): PISCES (Feb Emphasis on pleasure children creativity relief from recent "sorrows" You'll learn more you'll write more STtrHeRED My PLBCE 6REHT Eiiy MISTAKES N&rSVCVi J Thojght i I LOST MADE 'LL and tools stolen from 1701 West Rlverdale Articles include: Information leading to return of fishing equipment private storage within Mollerup Security Mini Storage For For Better Or For Worse— By Lynn Johnston Road MRS PfiTfERSOM WERE IF YOU Vr iuv - LL CONSENT IKT&FWlEiU — y Between May 1st and May 20 1986 Largo 2 way tackle box assorted lures jigs and pop goar Long handle net Circular Skiilsaw Wooden ladder hand tools inching Clawhammer hand bar: tidfksa grease gun P McCullough gasoline trolling motors black GrayBlack trolling rod Penn reel trolling rod wth maroon Penn Brown fenitk Limko'stirk rod with red Ambassador 5000 reel Confidential responses Contact: ' DAN WILSON Atfornpy The Legal Forum 2447 Kiesel Ave e Building Stolen qualify for Or REWARD DETECTIVE DOUQ or any Roy City Police Officer at CARD general health Sagittarian plays role AQUARIUS (Jan 18): Be willing to revise review remodel Focus also on work meth- you'll articulate emo- tions You'll also feel revitalized and vigor makes "comeback" IF JUNE 8 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you'll be drawn in many di- rections you'll make important contacts you could go into business for yourself This year will also feature marriage possible addition to family You are a natural executive willing to handle meet deadlines and responsibility accept challenges Taurus Can- cer Capricorn persons play important roles in your life You for seldom do anything hallway it is all or nothing June you could be your most memorable month of 1986 - |