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Show THE PAYSON CIIKONICLE. PAYSON. UTAH Snlly Scz House Dress That A Little OUR COMIC SECTION Gives Slim PATTERN If you ever Bit 1933 have to i about choosing ,rii ;; hn'WulIn the clothes you ,.ar t, ways have to )e choose a thing Ullit K't , beleet a house dress g,. Y11 agree that It is It does very nice thin. w 'T an(3 tl,e figure of Its wearer Tie Ued front closing 3 Sllm' mer looking than st tlie paneled skirt Is ne' exeeii , ' Humorous Events in the Lives of Little Men ElTect- , , 'WInS-wil- I 1 THE TROUBLE Two negroes were boasting about neat fiat sleeves, respective motor have them long or short old both cars, worn, shabby, wrecks. tor One of them said, Deys Ju one riht the merits of their Uie : reason why Ah calnt run dls cah o'mine 100 miles a houah. An what's dat reason? asked the other. Da distance is too long fo de shortness of de time, said the first HEWLETT'S siIUk GRAINS OF GOLD Made For Western er )ou S-- S Redoubled Effort What do you think has been the result of cutting the value of the dollar In half? It has stimulated our energies, answered Senator Sorghum. Every body seems to feel that hell have to hustle twice as hard to get the old results." A THE WHOLE WHEAT CEREAL Makes Cream Taste Better Western ' Being Cute Little John was busily watching two little girls sitting behind him In church. After the service a woman who had noticed aim and admired his big blue eyes, said to him: John, I think you are about as cute as they grow, arent you? Well, I ain't as cute as the two little girls who were behind me, lit tie John replied. Now Is the time when ladles can buy lot of things and get away with it. P, 8. Dont forget to PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY. Revenge To seek a revenge, said Ili IIo, the sage of Chinatown, is to interpose a private quarrel which may interfere with a just retribution which destiny always provide for those who deserve it. T.mm nd . Trade TO THE POINT Aik Your Grocer THIS WEEKS PKIZE STORY Du wo appreciate oar own IntarmoanUla products? Do wo use there, boost them, and thus help our own and our neifbbor'f business Interests prosper? Wo ahoald, because Intennountaln Mad Goods are of the highest Quality, they guarantee ss the greatest; satisfaction and ths uae of them fires ua the added pleas Pro of knowing that we are helping week Ora industry thrive. MILDRED OL8QN, iUxbarg. Idh THE FEATHERHEADS t WELL pip You Go To SEE THE. PEHTIST TODAY A Concrete Reason By Osborne Wetter ? New.pap, U,! I hope You're So You all fixed up CAM EAT PlNHER. IVE MADE Some AMD A PIE- biscuits - At 400 Utah Oil Refining NoT For me I down, make them very chic. a gay cotton print Pattern 1933 is available Service Stations in Utah and Idaho In size 34, 3C, 38, 40, 42, 44, 40, and 48. Size feet Used & New Pips Sizes i2", 1" Structural Steel and Plates 150,000 30 takes 3 'a yards fabric, He Whats a three letter word Illustrated sewing Imeaning to propose? nstructions Included. She You? SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In coins or stamps (coins preferred) Had Heard About That for this pattern. Write plainly name, Little Johnny, aged seven, had address and style number. EE SURB been taken to the zoo. He stood be- TO STATE SIZE. fore the leopards cage for a few Address orders to Sewing Circle minutes staring intently. Then, turni- Pattern Department, West Seng to his mother, he asked : Moth- venteenth Street New York City. er, Is that the dotted lion that every, one wants dad to sign on? h step-by-ste- Mousey Iron & Metal Co. 79B loath M Silt Uki City. Wist Otife DIESEL rOWER ENGINEERING SCHOOLS Americas Finest and Best Equipped DIESEL Schools. Plans just completed with leading Diesel Mfgrs. to supply men for their trade. Cali or write for particulars. Local Registration Office 111 NESS BUILDING 8alt Lake City ;rELKBRAND Nice In THE DEMTiST ADVlSHD ME To FAT THOSF vERY WOT THING'S 'TAlM'T THAT REALLY? MELL, I THOUGHT Too MUCH SWEET biscuitsARE and crusts my Your, breaking molars STUFF WAS Ruining Your. SLIGHT MISTAKE Safety First Gardener Is this your ball In the I Just congratulated Doctor Brow? garden here? on marrying one his patients, and Boy Are there any windows he seemed quite annoyed. broken? That Isn't Doctor Brown, yon Gardener No, sonny. idiot Thats Doctor Smith, the Boy Oh, thatll be my ball, then. lunacy expert. Vancouver Province. Pearson's Weekly, VERY SLOW You Can Start Small Doctor (ecstatically) Sir, yours Is a case which will enrich medical science! Patient Oh, dear, and I thought I wouldnt have to pay more than five or ten dollars. Boston Evening PtCKLESV Great Lakes Level The Great Lakes hava approximately the following elevationa above sea level: Superior, 602 feetj Michigan, 581; Huron, 581; Erie, 241; and Ontario, 246 feet. Transcript ROUNDTRIP TO LOS ANGELES VIA SAN FRANCISCO FINNEY OF THE FORCE Ol From Salt Lake City and Ogden, travel to Los Angeles via Sat1 Francisco for exactly the same roundtrip fare as via direct routes. This low fare is good In standard Pullmans (plus berth charge). $12 TO SAN FRANCISCO $19.87 TO LOS ANGELES From Salt Lake City and Ogden, In roomy coaches on fast trains. these WUZ DOIN' Cool fcAPE WARM Cold and Hot Running Copper in) noights-wis- ht .SOMETHIN' To WHUT'S THAT. Sounds loike a womim Yellin -- th ' ki ext--( puff) (puff) block (puff) scream' her head (puff) (FUFF) off- - g Solved Immediately Business Man Here Is a check for $25 from a customer. And I dont know what it is for! First Lady Bug Is your friend,' Wife Oh, thats for my new dress Mr. Beetle, slow In his courtship? )Yhy, and hat, dear Ive been praying for Second Lady Bug-Sl- ow? it for over a week. Chelsea Record. hes slower than Mr. Snail I 1 The Convincing Mike Sporting Supene What Is the great issue before Is the election over In Crimson' us?" Gulch? Money, as usual, answered SenNot yet," answered Cactus Joe. on ator Sorghum. Out in my country 'A lot of the boys arc still bettin' the In be will the contest has concentrated on who how many votes there can afford the most radio time. ballot boxe3 after a recount" Painting Collector I am told that you have paid for a painting. $30-00- 0 Yes, answered Mr. Dustin Stax. The make-uof a stage beauty has cost me even more than that p Southern Pacific For details, see your local railroad agent or write D. R. OWEN, General Agent, 41 South Main Street, Salt Lake Gty. 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