Show S' GARLAND THE LADY FIRST OF THE GARDEN UTAH TIMES GARLAND HOSE CLASSIFIED Oh Can You See by the Lawn's Early Blight? FOR THE THIRSTY BATTLES By MISS PRIDGETTS IN ANY I a a first lady of the garden hose duchess of the sprinkler The lawn Is her first thought at dawn and her last at night ipell the out of their dry there ia In every community man and woman who find an let for a full expreiaion solicenae of sacrifice in itude for the lawn Here they make the ultimate effort the grand fight Their heart the supreme battle for every blade of grass bleeds They are shaken to the depths by tiniest yellow patch In eur neighborhood Miss Arabella Prldgett Is easily tops as the great lawn lover In any moderately dry spell she ean ge to extremes but In a real drought when the reservoirs are low and the water supply critical she is a study In devotion to the canse of the lawn Then she becomes BLADES blade there (hat e e away!” go to lb mown arad what do I gt? Romanc and romanc m and mar of it ytt I turn on th radio I go to a show— Mort mushing bttwaara a dam and a tebmo I pick up a pulp or pick up a tltck — Agatn if a roost r chasing chick Ift most moiling it rmaktt m ill— ’Cause I’m a Jack without a Jill — Tom Wtatbirly She was marked Her mother was frightened by a bare patch in a green hall runner or something She has a complex Were she with Noah In the flood she would have come aboard the ark with two lengths of hose and two sprinklers Her lawn is an astoundingly vivid when green else in everything hollyhock heights is sere and drab You can see her busy about it noon and night morning every fiber of her being astir over the thought one little blade may be She is haunted thirsty by a fear of dry patch One hose is not enough Miss Pridgett has two And her second love is the sprinkler She likes the wide not When type the lawn she goes winwatering dow shopping for new automatic sprinkler models The American association of university professors upholds the right of all teachers to be communists provided they keep it out of the classrooms This is like saying It Is all right to carry Ughted matches in a hay loft provided only good will is shown toward the barn We liked Bill Vaughan’s crack in his KC Star column: “The woman scorned is now surpassed in fury by the babe who never even met the guy but shoots him anyway" The active head ef a yacht club Is called a commodore A commodore Is a cross between a humidor and a matador He has to bo kept damp like a Ilka humidor and a matador entitles you Being a commodoro coat whit to wear a motorman’s duck pants snd s cap A grand canal mood marks her “It Ain’t Gonna Rain No premises Is her theme She More” song shoots the waterworks not only on dry hot days but even when It rains Her faith in Providence and the elements is shaky Let it rain all night and she is out there with the hose in the morning Miss Pridgett’s slogan is “The HOSE must go on!” Yoo hoo move over a foot undrsncheZL Hitler’s yacht Ain’t so hacht So whachtl In a visit to the Grille ones the yacht of der fuehrer we art sure we should that imagine great nautical figure that wonderful ex- ponent of all fine aea traditions in a terrific rolling and pitching storm and bellowing “All is lostl The microphone has been swept' Famous battlers for great human causes have shown less energy to ease the plight of unFighters dernourished have shown peoples no greater energy Yes a water famine is threatened families are to urged go easy orphan asylums and hospitals have been cautioned to watch the outlets but with Miss Prldgett her grass Is a “must” with top priority Lincoln showed no greater concern for the slaves Clara Barton was no more zealous for the sick and wounded ler seems There’s news In the good picture A slight slump is reported In the slight slump the larger sprinka ladyl There’s The RAY CASHES IN By Richard H Wilkinson Corner INEZ "Something new win be addej to "Taka It or Leave It” on 11 when Eddie Cantor takes over as quizmaster of the oldest Cantor of the jackpot quiz shows hai spelled Phil Baker on the show In 1943 now steps In petwice He has been quite a rmanently In radio— when ha cams pioneer Eept Into It studio audience were kept -r EDDIE CANTOR a glass screen seen but not to theatre Cantor used crowds brought them into the open the then developed to get the crowd Into the show right mood before the show went on the air Format of “Taka It or Leave It” remains the same with those 964 questions behind beard Bill Goodwin playing a mtvle It’s a producer la Warner’ Great Feeling” Ilea and Ilea and lie —In an overslaed double bed la a pullman berth la a lawn awing and an a chaise He’s supposed to be exhausted from being harassed by Dennis Morgan’ and Jack Cart son's efforts to try to make an actress ont of Doris Day east as a studio waitress' lonnge “Where Cheater ONE would have believed Ray Sharon capable of stratagem One look at him and you would hive catalogued him In the of class conservative reserved young men who adhered to the accepted patterns dictated by propriety and conHe was vention a good looking aoft boy withmouth brown eyes and a sensitive Ha worked as a clerk In the Thera waa a Trust Company future there for him It occurred not even to Ray that tha fine reputation he had could be used ai an asset cashed In on Not that Is until Phil Clalrmont came NO GERHARD Men Are Men” mark Conklin’s 310th picture In nearly 37 years he’d have made more if he hadn’t retired for eight Then he came back strong You will see him In tha hilarious “My Friend Irma” soon are queer things Publicity May France Shirley miss who aims to swim the Engwill do It as an lish channel press agent for Edward amphibious “Black Small’s bistoHca) opus A personal Magic” appearance tour la acheduled after she cornea home plus some rtdio appearances then she'll be groomed for a screen career T OPPOR NOTICE buelnee and piouu This established In showed over $24000 gross profit an average personnel of 2V people Experience U not necessary snd present owners will stay long enough to Instruct business to purchaser Total selling price be to 00 determined t about $15000 by ventory at cost) Down payment about $8500 with balance at easy low Interest terms Brokers solicited monthly OKEOON gat— ASHLAND PO Be Insecticides Urged In 'Hopper Control Declared Better Than Use Of Poison Baits MISCELLANEOUS Farmers have access to taster and better ways to protect their than crops against grasshoppers by the use of poison baits In- Any of three secticides — chlordane toxaphene — are or benzene hexachloride recommended by the U S department of agriculture for general use against ‘hoppers on a laige number of crops insecticide Another DDT doesn’t work agamst grasshoppers work with the three Experimental Insecticides has been carried on by federal and state agencies long enough to be sure of the results Each has advantages and choice should depend on special needs The type of sprayer or duster used makes little difference so long as the insecticide goes on evenly and in tha right amounts All three Insecticides are both stomach and contact poisons Under held conditions chlordane and as are stomach best toxaphene poisons is best as a spray Chlordane made from an emulsion For and most hoppers pound of actual chlorper acre Double the doie for or big yellow grasshoppers Chlordane Is a slow killer and results are not apparent at once But hoppers stop feeding as soon as they swallow a good dose The killing effect of chlordane lksts bout 10 day Benzene hexachloride if best as a dust although it may be used as spray made from wettabl pows der Use at the rate of of a pound of actual gamma Isomer benzene hexachloride per acre or 30 pounds of one per cent gamma isomer dust per acre (Directions on the package will tell you how to get this concentration) Tha effect oi this insecticide lasts about two GIRLS! 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Mall la today far FREE Phetaeraphle Bnylag (aides Low coat alga quality camera auppUeal SOUTHEAST CAMERA SHOP Sill tlth Eta at Salt Lake City Fast Dependable Mail Order Service use dane Taw VC Q BGC0VWA0QL4fLAVODS DRXHYS LtlXCXOUS How You May SLEEP Tomorrow Night —without being awakenod If you’re fores I up nightly because of urges do this: Start taking FOLEY PILLS for of They purge kidney Sluggish Kidneys waetee they soothe these Irritations causing those urges Also allay backuhm leg pains from Kidney inaction Unle painful you eleep all night tomorrow night DOUBLE BACK At your druggist YOUR MONEY pssssf days Fiction BY A INVEST BUSINESS PHILLIPS the LAWN PROLONGED H DEPARTMEN to town Clalrmont had been born In Southport At 18 he had gone off to college and not returned He had been a football hero an After graduation quarterback he had sold bonds and coached football teams and written magazine articles on gridiron tactics and given a senes of lectures over the radio He had made quite a sucoesa Two winters later Phil returned to hit home town (or the The folks Christmas holidays gave him qnlte a reception They held partiea for him and aaked him to talk at this He stayed function and that through New Year’s which was longer than he intended reason he that atayed waa The who taught Shelia Farnsworth the seventh grade Sheila was a native of Southport hair and She bad blue eyes She had known Ray Sharon all her life She liked him When they grew up and Ray began taking her around she was Quite happy met her at pHILone CLAIRMONT of the many parties that were held in hit honor He remembered who she was and was quite surprised thst she had grown up and blossomed Into something that was easy to took at Sheila was after all only s norwaa Phil Clalrmont mal girl famous When Phil took an interest It gave in her ihd was flattered most her any girl recognition that would have delighted in No one blamed her No one condemned her for it If anyone felt about It at all It was a sensation of envy A few wondered about - Ray Sharon A smaller few felt sorry for him th saw Ray and Occasionally thus it happened that on wintry night Ray and Sheila aet out in the for the distant town former’s coupe to attend a banker’s of Merkdale ball thera It began to snow before man aba could ever love With death atarlng her Ln the face she realised this to be a fact put her arms nreond Ray’s neck and told him exactly bow were a half hour on the road “We’d better take the old road through th wood” he said “It wlll shoften "the jouiney ' By" five they “ She miles” Sheila thought this would be a good idea They left the main highthe woods way and cut through But neither anticipated that the storm would reach such proportions Two miles from the highway they got stuck He Ray didn’t mince matters confronted the situation squarely The Chances were even that both At any rate he had would perish something he wanted to ask Sheila in case he didn’t get a chance later on He asked It Sheila theught ef many things among them what s ninny she’d been Ray waa the man ebe loved tbe Only SSWORfl 1 6 9 10 ACROSS Abraham’s wife (Bib) A cavern Culture medium Below (naut) Fall to win 13 Carry on as war 13 Ten times eight 10 Canton (Switx1 17 Presiding Elder 11 (abbr) 1 2 3 4 5 4 7 8 13 14 18 ah felt An hour later Sheila dropped off into a doze When she awoke she waa lying on a couch before a blazing firs Ray waa feeding her hot soup No one could have believed Ray He Sharon capable of stratagem too definitely waa catalogued Which is why not even Sheila that he had planned It all that he knew about the camp had stocked it with firewood and provisions had stalled hia car on purpose had removed most of the fueL It had required a courage which he had never suspected he possessed to cash ln on his asseta PUZILE DOWN Noticeable Eager Imprudent Rugged mountain crest Cry of a crow A wing Fashion Pitchers Epic poetry Sweet potato Neuter pronoun 19 Steal 30 Claw 22 Biblical WEEKS LAST ANSWER Yodora tuQuy toaraci a checks city (Belg) as grass 12 Cut 34 Folio perspiration odor le reiilt lum 41 A 42 (abbr) 44 45 Not flippant Burden 34 Extinct bird (NZ) II rax country 8&Eat away 18 WAY THI 33 Of tha 37 Bog MAKES IRONING Agricultural Aids 23 An aromatic herb 28 Tablet 28 Perforin 29 Terrible 80 River 31 33 A strip of leather 27 Hen 31 Herd Of whales 33 Girl’s name 34 Liberty 38 Musio not 39 Belonging to us 40 Less cold 43 Caeser capital 46 Top of a building 47 Jewish month 48 Borneo Philippine aea 49 River (Sib) 60 Back of tha foot or chlorinated Toxaphene can be used as a dust as a wettable powder or as an emulsion Tha emulsion usually lasts longer is available in 10 or 20 Toxaphene per cent dusts It gives good results at the rate of 30 pounds of 10 per cent dust per acre As an emulsion it should be used at the rate of one and a half pounds of actual toxaphene against small hoppers or two and a half or three pounds against large hoppers Toxaphene la effective for about 10 days If the hoppers are confined to the field you want to treat you can do a good job with benzene hexachloride But if the pests are moving into your field from the outside you’ll be wise to use the chlordane or toxaphene Burrowing animal Equip with men Macaw (Brxx) Tha Goslena ef N C may net be ( a farm school but their advice la followed by hundreds f thousands ef farmers Their the south throughout Blum almanso la fall of bold predictions safe witty sayings and la the market place for nostrums household William aids eto Goalen snd Junius Gotten Jr are shewn here admiring the almanacs On the wan to the portrait ef Juntas W Goslen who published Blums befera them Made with a joe eream ion Yodorm ia actually tooihmg to normal skin No harsh chemicals or Irritating alts Won’t harm dtia or clothing Staff soft and creamy never gets grainy Try mil Yodora— Jed the wonderful VNU-- W 33 Refteva Water Soluble Chemical Effective on Quack Grass ruzzLE no u Quack grass can be killed with a water soluble chemical according to R F Carlson Michigan state college horticulturist Tests have proved that quack grass can be coo trolled through use of a chemical commonly known as TCA Quack grass is one of the great-oa-t nuisances mi the farm and in the garden and TCA is the best chemical available now tor its control Carlson said 49 distress ef MONTHLYn FEMALE WEAKNESS Ai eg you troubled by dletraae female functional periodle Dos this make you staffer from pain feel so nervous tired t such times? Then so try Lydlm X Finkham's V testable Compound bm nUav such symptoms Plnkhnms has e grand soothing afreet omo at woman’ meet important eryaaef MU L PKKHAFS |