Show TIMES THE GARLAND 0 GARLAND UTAH D D Along the Concrete HUMORING AN ASPIRATION “Crimson Gulch manages to be a pretty orderly community” said th traveling salesman “We’ve got a new system’ x wered Cactuf Joe “When we see a young feller with racketeer symptoma we buy him a ticket to Chicago and tell him to write hla old friends about how he made good In the big town” One Thing Anyway Parent — You impudent Peppery puppy You want to marry my daughter And tell me do you think you could give her what ahe’a been nsed toT Suitor— Er— yes I think bo air I’ve a violent temper myself— London Mall THE FEATHERHEADS DON'T t By Farewell Foliage 0Wm WmfMl THATS WHETHER WITH YOU KNOW TO WALK ( VJHAT OK IS STAR IN AT You Y po I ANP THOSE WHISKER5care2 r j FINNEY OF THE FORCE By what cy man Goes SAD— HE SAID IF YOU WANTED TO RAISE A BEARD To HIDE that WEAK cHN OF YoUR'S HE DIPNT BLAMEc You BlTHER r-TaTWEAK-- r— TOP AY'S VS QtMK manta' TeEPLF INTO A LATHER Ov'ERA ptSPARASl ?EMARK Wise Gay Cholly— You are not like know that! ’ Cholly— You fire higher purer sweeter more benign I Bess —I know that I Cholly (to himself) — By Jove they are all alike! — Brooklyn Eagle WISE what ? JAMES Teacher— Now James animal la James— The spider T4 OltofliHa other girls Bess — I tell m what Critical A Boston youngster who had been his first trip out of town was asked what he thought of the country ‘‘It’s like a hlg park” he said “only they allow houses on It and they don’t Keep It up half as well" — Boston Transcript on local dealer carries Ferry’s Now Bred Vegetable Sepds 5 cents a package Adv Your Pure only Poor Husband She (reproachfully ) — You husbands don’t remember your wedding anniversaries as we women do THATCHER-- BOBBY A £ YE HB WANTS THAT CUT EICN "TOOTH OFlAl "THE DENTISTS KNOW WHAT HE WANTS ACL I KNOW HO ITt r- oo fZ I MOW WITH SKJS TO HERBS OF MONEY—— MAVB TWE LETTER HE SAID TO LEAVG WS IH TUB oocb OFFICE AFT CRAB TUB SIGN — m AMV THERE AIHT COMMA EB LEFT LAVIN' K THE OOCfe MB — NOT AFTER HB MAO TMBEM PUUEO HB BEFORE HIM TWO BACK TEETH WELL OOOCH IN °PAV tv rrp TELL ARTIS TO COMB IN He'S OOOO OH WRJTIN BETTER KITIN' CHECKS LET THE OOC KNOW OP HIM AND THINK WHAT WE PUT IT IN TNS PROFESSORS HAMDW RITIN' HERB HONE we'll You wives Didn't Know thn Half "Carlyle made a strong book about ‘Heroes and Hero Worship’ ” “And he knew about nothing movie heroes"— Louisville tUxJL m small wonder remember the ceremony as an occasion when you looked stunning in a splendid gown and we men ns an occasion when we looked and felt like a perfect fool — Boston Transcript ""W TWBMTV HELLO BUCKS TUCKRO WITH A NOTE BAYS X lie— And By GEORGE STORM Note Of Explanation 5 Now It Can Bn Told Small Boy— Father what’a mittee? Is Father — A committee that keeps minutes and hours —London Tit Bits t'f's a com- a body wastes Progrnta “How S’MATTER POP— The Little Man Puts One Over On Willyum are you getting along with Sam?" I don learn to add up all the but de Aggers still bother arithmetic By C M PAYNE “Well vaoNT M A fie N §URPRJSPG noughts me” Guest “What time shall sir?” "I will ring when awakened”— Montreal 1 waken I wish Star you to be |