Show Millard Count Chronicle Progress September 2 Page 28 1989 (Eommentfi hae been a little negligent with my column this summer - not because there hasn’t been amply subject matter - but because I have devoted most of my time to creative ways to get a paper produced with equipment that had given up the ghost I As a result the summer of 1989 favorite summer There were bright spots exhausted by all the hassle to fully enjoy is not going in my diary as my but most of the ume I was too them But w e now have the new equipment installed and have figured out how to turn it on It has greatly expanded our capabilities the only limitation how being quickly we can get the hang of which button to push or where to move the mouse And true to form Millard County has conunued to provide controversies - The merging of the Hospital Districts? Changing DeltaCity Police contract enforcement to Department the teacher under the Sheriffs Department? - And - to name a few walk-oThe delight for me with all these issues aside from my opinion is to sec the spunk and fire back in the citizenry The emotional plummet we all took after the IPP construction was terrible Now as I visit with people around town am no longer greeted with dull glazed eyes saying “don’t bother me I really don’t care” but am greeted w ith life and animation and opinions and raised voices It is great And also true to form the citizenry is just teeming with diverse opinions No two agree it is great It means the county is on the move again - we are growing and hopefully and developing improving Winners Winners of the coloring contest for the Ringling Bros and Bamum Bailey Circus tickets were: Amber Allan Delta Joey May Delta Melinda Oak City Sheri Ann Lester Delta Larissa Kay Dastrup Fillmore Truitt Delta Jeff David Delta They each received 5 coupons which could be exchanged at the box office for tickets Teaglc Christa Some stars are believed to be 4 of diamonds Fillmore Area Delta Area H made y -- Kicil MIi'm lav B T continued from page Deputy Jim Masner a fingerprint expert provided lengthy He said five testimony Budweiser beer cans found at the crime scene were tested for prints Four prints w ere found on two cans Three of them belonged to Hamilton A print found on a bottle w as also identified as belonging to Hamilton Rorr Hamilton Masner also testified that it three weeks of w ashing Botts hands before officials could get a ahd set of fingerprints from him after he was arrested Experts in beer can manufacture inventory and distribution in southwestern Utah testified Dates on the bottom of beer cans are used for inventory control Those dates were traced through distribution records to the M&D Market where other witnesses testified Hamilton frequently bought beer The date markings matched those found at the crime scene wuh Hamilton’s prints Arnold Fosh Parkinson a farmer from Parowan testified Hamilton was “more of a leader than Bob (Bott) was Bob was just kind of a follower” Bott “wasn’t very neat” Park“He could put a inson said $10000 suit on him and he wouldn’t look clean” Jacklyn Smith of Parowan tes- took from page Highland (4 eligible) Nationthese students rank in the 95 percentile Kathy and Alycia will be notified in February if they are chosen as finalists To qualify as finalists they must have outstanding records must be recommended by their high school principal and must complete an application including information about their scholastic and extracurricular accomplishments If Kathy and Alycia are among the lucky 6000 chosen as finalists they will receive one of three possible scholarships: The National Merit $2000 scholarship the Merit Scholarship and their scholarThe total value of ship choice available scholarships exceeds Kathy Anderson qualified by 195 points on her PSAT receiving test last fall Kathy has lived in she was attended Motor Vehicle Schedule: Fillmore & Delta weekdays Millard County Assessor’s Office 2nd Thursday of Month Great Basin Historical Society meeting 7:30 pm September 28 DMS night 7 pm gym Field Representative for Utah State Retirement Systems Fillmore City Office 11 am - 4 pm BLM public meeting 7 pm Juab County Courthouse September 29 Doug Hare and Jena Edwards Delta 4th wedding reception Ward 7 9:30 pm September 30 Thomas and Tammy Scott Zufelt wedding reception Delta 1st Ward 6 - 8:30 pm Giant Firehouse Sale 9 am ? Fillmore Fire Station Proceeds go to the Burn Center Stacy Rowley and Mike Searle Fillmore wedding reception Stake Center Mia ruWirtiafl Mu Publisher Susan - at Reporter Large Advertising Riley Wood Sales $ Accounts Rita Robinson Julie Fillmore Ward Sales Design Office Manager CirculationComp CirculationProduction Commercial newspaper Both toieiii In Advance Subscriptions In County $2000 per year In County $1300 per 6 months $25 00 per year Out of County $13 00 per 6 months Out of County Single Copy SO cents POSTMASTER: PO Send Address Box 249 Deha Utah changes Yu publishers printers ple — editors and readers — advertisers cair who make newspapers possible to V jj i: UU Tn i LW" r— Chronicle Progress Get t t Onunemes 14624 lUtM on tmd m Mu Uuh Mu K4 2400 Hmon SxonJ Ohs Puhluk Mid Dome st n k first 1690 in 25 on Sepl published Boston The week pavs tribute to the importance of newspapers m American life and each day recognizes the peo- Printing Dutson Shetlie 26 Sept 25 marks the beginning ol Week which Ameriean Newspaper the first Ameriean commemorates Goertz Rita Robinson screening Fillmore 1st Building 8:30 am American Newspaper Week Rec Circulation Juke pm October 4‘SoOAIION away Forensics experts testified that hairs found in blood at the roadside near the grave were similar to hairs taken from a brush Sant used The crime scene sample had been crushed an expert said He testified the damage could have resulted from a blow to the head with a blunt instrument He also said the damage was consistant with that caused by pressure from tweezers Prosecution and defense rested their cases Friday afternoon Closing arguments were presented Monday and the case went to the jury for deliberations at 1 pm The guilty verdict was returned 3 12 hours later Sentencing was scheduled for Friday Oct 6 in Provo school Delta since and has all her old in Delta life In high school Kathy is an active member of TriDels the National Honor and the Society math team This year her courses include college algebra political science and physiology She has been enrolled in Honor English and Honors history classes By the time she graduates she will already have 10 college credit hours Kathy has also kept a 40 GPA however she has not decided w’hich college she would like to attend Although her major is undecided she is considering the field of nursing She says she has been influenced the most by her family especially her older sister who was a DHS valedictorian Alycia Greathouse has kept a 399 GPA in high school and she received a 202 on the PSAT She moved to Lynndyl when she was three years old and has been educated in Delta At the end of her junior year Alycia had already earned 12 college credit hours in data processing college algebra and engineering drafting She completed all the available math courses by the end of her junior year This year she is enrolled in the new calculus class AP English physiology and drafting She will also be able to earn more college credit hours in all of these courses Alycia is on the math team and National Honor Society and is the English Sterling Scholar candidate Her future plans include attending BYU but her major is undecided Her family is her greatest influence and she says her parents expect her to do her best i results with ads Call Rita at or Evelyn at Media Man! 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This is the school where the Forth Sisters April May June July and Sally got their start This is the school Hunter S Thompson called “the boot camp of the Muse” (Yes I made that up The facts you don’t have to make up The truth you do) Worried your prose is over the heads of your readers? It’s okay Everybody but William F Buckley does We’ll teach you the secret of talking down to your readers (Wien it’s “funky” to say “ain’t” the artful use of the double negative for folksieness that sort of “stuff”) Worried people will call you arrogant with your wit? Forget it! Humble people are writing ad copy for Disney Besides you might luck out and your roommates Lump Bump and Stump will move out Sign up today Visa Mastercharge and a pound of flesh accepted Special attention given to students who understand the meaning of a good bribe Remember: it’s not who you kiss but whose what you kiss All students are guaranteed a job at the Miami Herald where they will replace Dave Barry “jeez Break down and cry Hall 3:30 Goertz Ward Mallet Evelyn Cancer Ward 4th Legion 25 “News Is anything you find out today that you didn’t know before" - Turner Catledge Editorial Ken Rand Fillmore October Editor Dutson 6 pm October 2 Utah Driver Liscense Division wil begin issuing new Commercial Driver license Volleyball meeting 6 pm Regional Park Oct 3 West Millard Recreation League organization meeting Rec Office 81 S Manza-nitDelta 6 pm Oct 4 Blood Pressure Clinic Delta Public Health am & pm October 20 VFW Field Service Officer Delta City Job Service Center 1:30 - 3 pm October 21 Craft Bazaar Christmas 3:30 USPS mry - 1 Cancer screening clinic Delta lst2ndWard Building 8:30 am pm October 27 Senior Citizen Harvest Ball contest Pahvant Senior Center Potluck 6:30 pm Dancing 7 - 10 pm Millard County Chronicle Progress The Lecattd Cindy Bringard and Ray Gardwedding reception 11:30 am ner cans Smith was not wearing her corrective lenses at the time she said Her vision blurs after about 30 feet she said but 6he 6aid the truck was parked about 20 feet Scholar continued and ally $23 million Community Calendar tiffed she saw Bott sitting with a woman in Hamilton’s truck at the M&D Market in Parowan midafternoon on August 1 She said she thought the woman was Rita Weatherby at first but later concluded it w as Sant Smith said 6he saw Hamilton return to the truck from the store with a of Budweiser Alycia Greathouse scoring 202 in the Preliminary Scholastic Aptitude Test ranked 40th of the 78 Utah students who were also named National Merit Semi Finalists Kathy Anderson A straight student at DHS placed within and the 95 percentile also became a National Merit Besides receiving invitations to numerous both young launiversities dies are qualified for scholar- ships You and Your Child: Success in School by JIM CAMPBELL Utah Education Association President There’s a new education in Utah “A Shift in Focus” direction for and it’s called Utah Superintendent of Public Instruction Dr Jim Moss will signal that direction when he speaks at the UEA Convention Friday October 13 at 1 pm in Salt Palace Room Moss will direct his reto the recent “A Shift in Focus” report that states: “If Utah schools are to meet the challenges coming in the future they must be backed by a statewide consensus of commitment to success Dr marks “Parents businesses teachers administrators legislators community leaders and the students themselves must put aside whatever else divides them put away their pessimism and focus together on the only educational goal that our children to function effectively in the live” Dr society Moss’ j in which they will address is one of 10 sessions during the two days of October Fifty other professional association meetings are scheduled by educators over th two days Over 400 educational displays are planned Help CUFS help Central Utah Food Sharing Inc provides for the emergency food needs Millard County residents In addition tofooddonationsof money are also welcome Call CUFS at for information of 'The Star Spangled Banner” when bore the title it was first published " "The Defense of Fort McHenry By Dennis Hinkamp Consumer Information Writer Utah State University There was a time in our past when a screw driver and a roll of duct tape could fix about anything gentler times when everyone had an uncle Ned who tinkered on broken toasters and blenders in his garage There were guys like Goober on the show who “Andy of Mayberry” could repair cars without a computer diagnostic system Those days are gone The uncle Ned’s of the world are starting their own software companies and Goober gives you a printout of the computer’s assessment of your car We now live in a world where the flick of a switch or the turn of a key can transform us from professionals to children The silence that follows a flicked switch is one of the saddest sounds of our time Our little gadgets die an unpredictable death and we try in vain to revive their microchip hearts by shaking beating and kicking them You’d try CPR but you’re not sure where the machine’s mouth is This is an emergency but you stop just short 0f dialing 911 You call the service contractor “Please please come revive our copy machine I don’t know just yesterday it looked so healthy It it’s lights were was all warm bright guess I should have paid more attention to it Gosh you just never know when they are going to die Oh please let it live I promise I 'will pay more attention to it in the future” You quickly apologize to the repairman You temporarily lost head another victim of your technology withdrawl I scoffed when back in my teens I went camping with a bunch of city boys who in all earnestness asked “How are we going to start a campfire without charcoal lighter fluid?” Now even the thought of cooking with fire is foreign to most youth “Uncle Dennis what was it like back before there were ovens? Did people have to eat their frozen burritoe and pizza raw?” Nah we had those old wood burning microwave ovens It was tough but somehow we got by I’m starting to sound like my parents “Pain makes man think Thinking makes man wise Wisdom makes life endurable" John Patrick |