Show THE SAUNA CALL SAUNA UTAH BELIEVE 1 SAVED MY LIFE' p Ea Anipiugl) f 1 Mrs Charles R R 1 Anspaugh Klmraell Noble Co Indiana writes: “Peruna has been a godsend to me feel can that safe in it Baved I saying my life as I was all run down and was when I commenced takjust miserable ing your Peruna but am on the toad to recovery now I cannot thank you too much” Those who object to liquid Medicines can now procure Peruna Tab- lets Ask Druggist tor Free Peruna Day Almanac tor 1914 Your Lucky Q E D “Ten years ago” said the professor mathematics “I killed a fly that had into office If I hadn’t killed my got that fly she would certainly have laid fifteen hundred eggs Prom these eggs who would have come other flies would In turn have increased and multiplied so that by now we should have 550637841296 more flies Obviously they would have made Ufa an Inferno Therefore It is certain thtt by the killing of that fly did the world a great service”— New York Evening Post of The Great Danger She— Has Jack’s auto got him into serious trouble yet? any — He Well I understand he has become engaged to the girl he’s been taking out in it — Boston Transcript USE ALLEN’S Antiseptic powder to be shaken Into the shoe takes the sting oat of (or Tender aching feet Bold aoras and banians and makes walklngadeligbt where For FR KB trial Ref use substitute ery package address A B Olmsted LeBoyH Y Adr the It Fm an obliging man myself Why II CLEARLY NOT FOND OF WATER was only last fall one of the tenant! t Seemed to Bo a Fact Thst Old Gentomes to me and slips me a tleman Had Bsen and says he’d like to have me loos Neglsctlng His Ablutions arter his bull pup tor a couple oi weeks while he was off on his vacw Vaughn Comfort Interlocutor of tion I didn't hang back 1 told him Honey Iloy Ceorge Evans’ Minstrels that I was willing to accommodate Be KENNETT HARRIS him and I done so That was some la circulating this story: An old rustic bent and painfully pup too I want to tell you Inside of the two weeks that fellow was Umping waB accosted by a friend ( Copyright W a Chspmsn) gone I matched him up against tour who Inquired: "Nels my friend” said the Janitor different dogs that was considered "Hello Zebt What’s ailin’ yo?” to his Scandinavian assistant with "Got a big corn between two toes” and what 1 did to the ginks more than his usual blandness “Nels pippins that backed ’em was a sin and a said Zeb "and It hurts something my friend would you do me the favor shame awful!" I could tell you of lota of to bring me them there old shoes "Demme see it other obliging things I’ve done right Mebhe I kin do ye that’s behind the door? in this building if I wanted to brag soe' good" Thank you kindly I’m much obliged I believe in "N’o use Joe I ain’t opIt’s been thataway being helpful to you Nels You’re an accommodatposed to It In moderation only I like for six weeks” ing sort of a guy you are and I’ve to feel tolerable certain that the guy "But it won’t do any harm to let Ibeen It And now since I help Is going to appreciate what I me try" you’re here maybe you'll pull off these do for him and that he Is In a position Slowly and tenderly the old nan rehere boots of mine for me They’re to show it moved his boot hurting my feet considerable” "Great guns man!" the friend ex“Don't get the Idea that 1'm all the The janitor leaned back In his time for thanks I ain’t claimed "How long did you say you chair and his assistant backing up to Mike was me one time about have been suffering?” him straddled the extended leg and & friend oftelling "Just about six weeks” his that started up a Btooplng gripped the heel of a boot "ThlB ain’t any corn!" cried Joe poultry farm out near Lake Forest that was well plastered recent with He was a grateful man Mike’s friend "It’s a collar cutton!”— Youngstown mud The janitor placed his other was and every time his bens laid an Telegram foot against that part of his assistegg he thanked them for It After ant’s person that was nearest and while the hens quit laying and he SUFFERED FOR 25 YEARS pushed firmly but gently come to Mike and wanted to know “Good work!” commented Janthe what was the best thing to do Mr R M Fleenor R F D 89 Otter itor as the boot slid off “I never some chicken feed on ’em bein Ind writes: JI had been a suffer“'Try seen that better done Now for the says Mike ' er from Kidney Trouble for about 25 other one If It ain't troubling you too “Now I ain’t no hen Nels but I years I finally got so bad that I had much” like some chicken feed now and to quit work and The operation was repeated but then” said the doctors failed to do janitor as he pulled this time the janitor applied bo much on his shoes “And you remember me any good I kept force to his part of It that the assist- what I’ve told What did you get you getting worse all the ant was propelled violently forward on when me you accommodated time and It at last just his hands and knees from which posnow? turned to Inflammature he arose with a red face mutter“You got the boot Nels my friend tion of the Bladder ing words in a strange tongue and that’s what they al1 get ' Now and I had given up “Holy smoke!” ejaculated the Jan- you can shake down them all hope when one grates” itor with an appearance of extreme day I received your irritation to “What was you little booklet adver-UNDER M CONTRIBUTION do? Throw somersaults? PUT Fleenor Say didn't tising your pills and to you know that boot was resolved to try them I did and took come off or did you think you was Cleveland Left “Holding the only two boxes and I am now sound Lawyers hitched up to a load of coal on an and well I regard my cure as remarkBag” After Tramp Made Good It's a pity you didn’t run His Departure upgrade? able I can recommend Dodd’s Kidney your thick head Into the wall You’ve Pills to any one who Is suffering from Skinned got lots of sense you have A pathetic looking tramp hobbled Kidney Trouble as I was" Write to Mr Fm glad of Into a lawyer’s office In the downtown your knuckles have you? Fleenor about this wonderful remedy it Maybe it’ll learn you something district a few weeks ago relates the Dodd’s Kidney Pills 50c per box at your dealer or Dodd’s Medicine Co" Buffalo N Y Write for Household Hints also music of National Anthem (English and German words) and recipes for dainty dishea All 3 sent free Adr The Basement This Is Vital to Every Owner Philosopher of a The Menu “Did you have a homily when your minister came to dinner?” “No we had fried chicken” Mrs Uoualli The hotels and restaurants of zerland employ 33529 female v Switwork- - Avoid Dangerous Nostrums Take Dean’s Mentholated Cough Drops They have real value— 6c at all good Drug Stores that A lesson In love Is something very girl learns by heart PAINFUL "GOOD Warns You Backache Backache is one of Nature’s warnings of kidney weakness Kidney disease kills thousands every year Don't neglect a bad back If your back if it lame— to hurts is stoop or lift — if there is irregularity of the secretions — suspect your 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tboes are made would understand why they are warranted to look better better ihelrsbape and wear longer ihan other makes for the price Your dealer sbould supply you with them Don' take a bailiuteN one genuine without W L Douglas name stamped on bottom Shoes direct from everywhere Parcel Post postage free Now me to begin to save money on Write today for yourtootwear to order rated Catalog showing mall DOUGLAS SIO Spark St Brockton m&sa t t w I PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM toilet preparation of merit Helps to eradicate dandruff For R storing Color and Beauty to Gray or Faded Hair HOW TO BE BEAUTIFUL and CrimTtarhank's Spineless Cartas Order Lath now are world beaters Winter KhubarbMUtnUa alee te WalmtlUe UUf Write tot price son Also WORK” COMMENTED THE JANITOR AS THE BOOT 8LID OFF "One thing it ought to learn you Is not to be so dern obliging” the janitor continued after glaring a moment or two on the abashed assistant “You ain’t In Souwegia now You’re in the land of the free where one man’s just as good as another and a blamed sight better as the fellow says You want to keep that in mind and see that everybody else does You go around doing things for people that they can do for themselves or hire done just as well as not and it won’t be but a little while before you're over hours and giving out the impression that your time ain’t worth When a man once begins nothing to make a pack horse of himself everybody for miles around will come with a full sack to put on him and they’ll give him the gad If he ain’t moving fast enough to suit BLISTERS ON to all Owners of Stoddard-Dayto1905 to 1914) Columbia Gasoline and Electrics 1906 to 1914 Everitt Cars of Any Model Brush Sampson and Courier Cars THEREARETHREE COMPANY DID We considered it good business even if not a moral or legal obligation WE FOUND 122000 owners out in the cold as it were —pleading for parts Their cars laid up and useless in most cases FIRST: The garage man can give you better service —and you can spare the car better now than later No matter whether you are going to keep the car or sell or trade it in on a new one — it will pay you well to have it thoroughly overhauled worn parts replaced by new ones and body repainted WE’VE INVESTED about milone and lions ($1750000) dollars in a plant and stock of parts for over 150 different models made by the concerns that comprised the United States Motor Company whose assets we purchased from the Receiver thru the U S Courts We are able to SECOND: furnish replacement parts for all models of above makes of cars within 48 hours from receipt of order Have concentrated this branch of the business Ind (center at Newcastle of population of the U S) Here we have a $1750000 in plant and investment stock 45000 separate bins WE TOOK THE NAME MAXWELL solely for the protection of 60000 persons who had bought cars under that name HAD WE CHOSEN NAME those cars would have had almost no value in the market As it is they have a definite value And by the replacement of the worn parts your car will be good for a long time to come of parts THIRD: And perhaps the best reason why you should secure your requirements now — we must increase prices 20 January 1st when the new parts price lists will be off the presses ANY BODY “Tlow for oar booklet Writ to Make Your Car Live Twice In whlcb we set Long" forth the Maxwell policy ward owners of the above Address mentioned cars RECOGNIZED DEALER or repair NOW NOTE THIS— Never before in the history of this industry has a new concern having bought the plants and assets of a bankrupt one taken upon itself the obligation of furnishing replacement parts for the cars it never made R F D 48 Port Orchard Wash— “When my baby was about five days old his abdomen became entirely covered with varying sized blisters which were very painful causing very much distress and sleeplessness They appeared very much like scalds or skin burns apparently itching and burning The bands irritated the blisters causing sores “I tried a powder and afterwards other remedies but the sores became worse They lasted about six weeks I used Cuticura Ointment before After washing the irritated parts well with Cuticura Soap andapplylng the Cuticura Ointment he received almost Instant relief and the cure was comIn seven or eight days” plete (Signed) Mrs J Q Kelley Dec 4 ' THE MAXWELL MOTOR REASONS GOOD why you should have your car overhauled now and vrom parts replaced Must Have Had Two A New Jersey man recently reached conclusion that his boy is a trifle too bright At dinner one evening the father bad been entertaining a number of friends from Philadelphia with a The Btory This was at dessert had been very quiet youngster the prorvtoua courses but thrffnpji'VMt here be arose to the occasion In fine style When the laughter Induced by his father’s humor had ceased the boy with a fine affection of delight said: “Now dad do tell the other one!” Soothing Syrup for Children the gums reduces Inflammw painurea wind college a bottleAS) MotorCar e Made at Tarrytown N Y and New Castle lad 1905 to 1913 the Winslow's soften teeth Iok Maxwell-Brisco- man— whether he handles the present Maxwell line or not — can procure these parts " for you Or you can order direct Shipment will be made within 24 to 48 hours after receipt of the order at Newcastle Maxwell Motor Co Inc 1003 Woodward Avenue Cleveland Plain Dealer When his DETROIT MICH turn came to be Interviewed he said that he wanted to sue a man for heavy damages He had been run down by a Note: For quicker service those living East of the Alleghenies can order motor car his shoulder was dislocatfrom Maxwell Motor New York Co 13 th & East Ave Long Island ed his clothes torn his ankle sprained From the Alleghenies to the Rockies order direct from MaxCity severely He had been knocked into well Motor Newcastle Co Newcastle Ind West' of the Rockies the gutter and the driver of the car order from Maxwell Motor Sales Corporation 675 Golden Gate Ave had put on full Bpeed without trying San Francisco to ascertain the condition of the victim The latter had taken the number Pain in Back and Rheumatism of the car however and he said he could produce witnesses It was a good To efare the daily torment of thousands case and the lawyer agreed to take it fectually cure these troubles you must re“— Er — I can’t move the cause Foley Kidney Pills begin pay you no money to work for you from the first dose and exnow sir” mumbled the client In an ert so direct and beneficial an action in the embarrassed manner “I ain’t got a kidneys and bladder that the pain and torcent an’ if you don’t want ter — ment of kidney trouble soon disappears “That’s all right” said the lawyer Whether you are a "We’ll settle that when I win your 1912small town merchant Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold WE WANT AN ACTIVE MAN case By the way If you’re broke you’ll section to act as oar RBPRHSBNTAT1VB or a fanner you need need a little to go on” And a green- throughout the world Sample of each In Wethismanufacture ratore with custoa typewriter ’em Skin Book Address post- mer's name engraved In (fold livery r&sor is absofree with back changed hands brushes Ao H you are writing There wouldn't have been much of a card “Cuticura Dept L Boston”— Adv lutely guaranteed also strops Bail Bearing "Yesterday I seen you run out and Lon waring your letters and bills pick up a box a guy had dropped out story In this if the motor car victim Bzcluslre territory riven Learn how to obtain Overdid It of his dray and carry It over half a hadn’t gone to five other lawyers in address by hand you are not getting full samples free For fall particulars "So Bhe married him to reform him block to where he had pulled up and the same building before he considA F PALMER & CO Little Valley N Y efficiency And what is the result?” was a waiting for you I guess that ered that his case would be sufficiently It doesn’t require an expert ope“He’s bo good now that he’s shockwell handled He collected about $30 box 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You ain’t mean enough to do a to France Russia and Poland to be Syracuse NY trick like that are you? What did made Into caps which the working Please send me your free book about typewriters you get for that there kind act? 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Certainly not She’d have probably waited there all afternoon And what did she do when you had opened the door? Asked you if you wouldn’t ring her bell for her and you done It Just the same as you humped your back helping them huskies up three flights 'this morning with the piano They give you an Invite to go around the corner with them and wet up didn't they? 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