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The Febb Scwinff Machine ja ured for five years against arcidcnt breakage wear fire tornado lighr This ihowri our tning and faith in ' SewingM&chine I I J tbljj j nPl that if brsak tbs whole r any pfrt (needle belt or afUchuient It be replaced to wilbout charge etc) fiend for our booklet “In the Dav’ Work’ FftEB Siwing Machins Co Chicago Salina f ' Co-o- p Judgment Sometimes Displayed Preachers In the Selection of Their Texts— Curate’s Odd Store New York — It was Dr Cosmo Gorof York who don Lang archbishop when he was bishop of Stepney remarked apropos of the children of the east end: “They are doing a great deal to rebuke the tendency of the spirclergy to become middle aged-Iit—dull morose and superior’ And he told one of his favorite stories of an east end cleric who was feeling lifeless and disconsolate on setting out on his dally round of visits when a little street urchin looked up at him with a cheerful eye and knowing smile and said: “Ullo young man!" “That greeting quite reassured the parson for the rest of the day” Dr Lang declares And It was Dr Ingram bishop of London who once declared that a “sense of humor Is essential to success If a young man has no sense of humor I would keep him at college until be got one' But although many clergymen seem to lack that sense of humor which is so essential if their work Is to be successful and popular there are occasions when they themselves are the cause unconsciously of much amusement to others The Rev W Cowan tells for instance how the “bull” at times arouses the risibilities of the congregation and plays havoc with the solemnity of the occasion “Brethren I beg of you to take hold of your heart and look It straight In the face" The following Is said to have been a preacher’s peroration: “We pursue it the shadow the bubble bursts A leaves the ashes in our hands" London preacher a short time ago Invited “young men and women of all ages to attend his meetings which reminds one of the memorable exordium of the nervous curate: "Young ladles or perhaps I should say young women for I wish to embrace you all” Nervousness Is for Indeed accountable 3ome curious mistakes and laughable Incidents The preacher must have been nervous who gave out this text: “Heaviness may endure' for Joy but night cometh In the morning” It Is dangerous for the Apparently young clergyman to fish for compliments There is a story of a reverend divine who once asked a sexton how he liked the sermon “I didn't like It at all" candidly answered that worthy “Why pray?” Inquired the preacher ‘First because-yoread It secondly because It was not worth reading” And there was another young man as very vain of his accomplishments a preacher who after officiating at a certain service for a Scottish minister who occasionally had to avail himself of the assistance of probationers was met by the old gentleman with extended hands as he descended from the he said pulpit Expecting high praise I pray” “Nay nay “No compliments my young friend” said the parson ‘‘nowadays I’m glad o’ anybody” Mr Cowan points out that ‘preachers have a remarkable lack of common sense when choosing their texts He bastard of an Edinburgh minister who’ preached a sermon on a brother cleric from the ‘words “And the beggar died” Another cleric In preaching to a society of physicians announced as his text f “A certain wohad suffered many things man of many physicians and had spent- all that she had and was nothing better but rather grew worse” This Is a story too told of an old evangelical clergyman who had a son In orders The young man became a full blown ritualist On one occasion the father paid a visit to his son who asked him to' preach in his church For some time the old man refused but pressed to do so he St length L Baltimore CURBS THE Stats Postoffice Clerk Names New of Dahlia for His Official Superior Variety Washington — Fame sought out Postmaster General Burleson and cloaked him when It produced a new variety of dahlia and named It "the Buleson” W H Harvey a clerk In the postofflee at Baltimore was the humble agent through which the investiture was accomplished Mr Hat vey dug and delved and produced the new bloom “And It’s a corker” he Bald proudly “It’s worthy of the distinguished name it bears” The postmaster general evidently subscribed to Mr Harvey’s views for Including three shows the locki JOSE SAN Discovers Geologist Cleara Orchard That text "Lord for he Is a DC Paraslti ‘hest Why not say Hello to them? Your friends all want to talk to you over tho ’ohone Better have it put in t With Salina telephone in your heme yoa can ran erranda g do bnelneea eta without leaving home Yen will anjoy the aon ventenea Why not hava it? Get aonneeted this esntsg week SAUNA BABY SLAIN General Burleson the “Burleson” dahlia rested proudly in a vase on the official desk today It has come to be recognised In government circles that a public man must have a rose or a chrysanthemum or a cigar or something named for him before he really can be placed In the exalted list o inrinfoo w Uim ifli G From THB Magazine that lniliM and women— thoae who know asd thoa who want to know aso MSN IACN MONTH SOO OICTURCS SOO CJtTICLES OP UNIRU INTEREST The “Sho Nota ” Department (20 pagee) givaa easy way to do thing— how to make useful articlaa for home and shop repairs etc “Amtur Mhanlca " (9 page) tells how to make Minioa furniture wireless outfit boats tngines magic and all the things a boy love 1140 KB TEAR SINSLR COPIES IS CENTS yaw Nw4— m r wittTB rod ntn sample copy today plicable POPULAR - r' GOT IN PUBLIC TkmiteF'ontwkn UNHURT Escape Paris — The concierge of a house In the Rue des Pyrenees heard the sound of a fall In the courtyard the other Rushing out he found the morning a fifth floor body of Mme Coquelet tenant lying against the wall and her On being car baby crying close by woman died Imthe a rled to hospital mediately but the child was miraculously unhurt except that Its lip was cut by a broken tooth was still In bed when his Coquelet wife rose to make the coffee ant the next thing be heard was that the body had been found below the kitchen win she must have dow out of which thrown herself with the baby clasped ofin her arms The only explanation is that his wife widower fered by the must have been laboring under a fit of neurasthenia' as he never had the slightest reason to suspect any sul there the cidal intention nor was slightest motive for her taking her The escape of the baby Is Inexlife NAME WITHOUT And the veiy Best Place to buy them is at Fact mors faadnatbig PRINT Leaps From Young New Yorker Brooklyn Bridge for NotoriSake ety' the — An unprecedented Philadelphia phenomena In wireless telephone and on the New York — Pedestrians was told by Captain telegraphy bridge were startled when Brooklyii Schmidt of the German Bteamship SolSlevln shout: they heard Patrolman fels who reportB while bound from “Stop or I’ll shoot!” Some of them Calcutta and Ceylon to Philadelphia turned in time to see a slim young man he heard the clear notes of a flute in a bathing suit vault to the top of of the 395 at St Michaels miles distant the railing near the middle He stuck his thumb to his nose span from the Solfels On the night of Sepand wiggled his fingers at the policetember 29 Wireless Blitz Operator man called Captain Schmidt’s as well as ' "You can’t hit a balloon” he yellChief Officer Lampe’s attention to the He struck the Then ho jumped ed fact that some one was playing on the feet first and disappeared la flute the notes of which were clear a few seconds he bobbed up and swam The rowboat both and distinct to Jumper who Operator Blitz and to a waiting Chief Officer Lampe As the nearest said he was Joseph C Murphy was arrested and charged with land the Azore Islands wa3 approxisuicide “Aw” protested mately 400 miles away all hands were attempted “I Just Jumped to get my Interested to know where the music MurphyIn the papers" came from The music continued and name a wireless message was sent to St to Death Michaels the capital of the Azores Dog Is Sentenced A N J— Judge Herr In disNewark reply stated that it was a national holiday and the man at the flute was trict court here sentenced a dog to playing “God Save the King” death because it had bitten Sidney As the wireless apparatus thirteen and his pet par on the Kosenbloom Mrs John Kravarlck owner ol Solfels was of the Tellefunken rot type which Is practically a telephone and the dog testified that the parrot called wireless telegraphy outfit combined her dog a “dirty purp” and kept It u there was no trouble In detecting the until the dog got tired of it and bit sound although a long dista ice away the bird JiYour Fiction "written SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND rr” Star y of tho World’ may begin reading at will hold your interest A CREVossliaMd m Procroa which yOu any time end which forever is running in Popular Mechanics Magazine Two ot your Are you reading it ? millions id young— MECHANICS CO HEARD FLUTE 400 MILES OFF Captain of Steamer Solfels Reports Odd Incident of Wireless While at Sea COMPANY —r MEATS Fall Postmaster TELEPHONE YOU CANNOT LIVE son" Haa Inexplicable Death In '’V Phone 16 Black Moulding JOHN ARNESON LUMBER CO of Pa— H A Surface stats Gettysburg announces that he and his geologist have discovered and are Inspectors a remarkable Internal propagating of San the Jose scale that Is parasite clearing ap this dreaded horticultural pest throughout the eastern quartet of Pennsylvania “In making the announcement of the and dissemdiscovery propagation ination of an effective enemy of the San Jose Scale” said Professor Surface "I am announcing by far the most important horticultural event In America for the entire year Thla parasite which is a Ina very minute waspllke sect has cleared up the scale entirely In most orchards of the counties of Adams Franklin Cumberland York Lebanon Lancaster Berks Dauphin Bucks Montgomery Chester and Delaware Orchards that were badly fested by the scale a year ago are now entirely free from It Entire nurseries that could not get state certificates a year ago because of bad Infection are now so clean that the Inspectors have been unable to find a living scale In them this seaMOTHER Windows SCALE the Peat Infant City Nephi Plaster Portland Cement and a fine line of Builders Hardware Doors other day when fifteen vessels of the lake The photograph “THE BURLESON” IS LATEST Who’s Your Pres - 6 Gatun locks of the Panama canal received were lifted together from the sea channel with vessels “Bulls” by Clergymen Arouse Mirth of Their Hearers Vioe LUMBER SS- LUMBER Co op Otto Q Olson Ephraim Utah Wo hors la atoak aa lias of QoSlas and Oaskst aad Balt Laka or nay aoosssonpo modsra ally stylos Ws dsal with maaaUotarsr asd oan says yoa middlonsa and profit Wa have goods to Call on plsass STsryoas't pars ns Ws ssa plsass yon Tbs Co Agsat " e ACCESSORIES at Salina Osskst Of JAMES FARRELL Cashier CRANDALL CHARLES LAMMERSDORF Capitalist Salt Lake JAMES FARRELL Director National Copper Bank City Balt Lake P C SCORUP Farmer and Stockman CHRIS JORGENSEN Farmer H S GATES Farmer and Sheepman "W H BROWN Manager Salina H B CRANDALL Director Pay son Exchange Bank Mr- - i JdLiJ Utah-- to 30 15 H B DIRECTORS Office Over Salina Meat & Supply Company’s Store SALINA “ States Depositary for Postal Savings Funds LAMMERSDORF Pres CHAS S - - DENTIST- - - Office of Salina United I I! 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