Show ft K S THE SAUNA CALL SAUNA UTAH Do not wait until you are rich enough bur lolld sliver You can beautifully equip your table with to Oneida Community kntvea lorka spoons and and also with corresponding sets coffee acts dishes etc We also hare Sterling Plated allver fancy pieces ware In tea A Day BeforeChristmas 5tpru in Three Paris -- 'SAIT LAKS OTT UTAIt hu) A POSITIVE and PER CURE FOR MANENT Liquor and Drug AddictionsThan Is ae asOidty as slckaasa Lidias trsstsd is THE privately as ia tksir swa keaee STITUTE 114 Ssatk Teaple Strut Salt Uks Citr to learn barber trade Excellent opportunities open for you Tools furnished and commission paid wblle learning Only elgbt weeka required Call or write for particulars and catStreet Salt Lake City Utab alog 13 Commercial tYANTFD UEN AND WOMEN EV Arthur gomery was Montsuf- the flesh fering and In the spirit A cup of tea was In his right hand a wreath of holly dangling from that wrist and In Willie Knew the Came Willie finally persuaded h's aunt to play train with him The chairs were P Wllmerlng arranged in line and be issued orstanding ders: at his left and In“Now you be the engineer and I’ll his terrupting be the conductor Lend me your watch profound remarks and get up Into your cab” Then he to Miss Ursula hurried down the platform t'meplect made a Allen redIn hand “Pull out there you combination to headed jay!” he shouted try his soul The words the glances "Why Willie!” his aunt exclaimed the smiles that he felt were meant for In amazement him were being coolly appropriated “That’s right chew the rag” he reP Wllmerlng Worse than that P torted “Pull out! We’re five minutes by was able to sip bis tea Wllmerlng late already” without allowing the holly to slide to They have had to forbid his playhis shoulder Nor was the holly ticking down by the tracks as it ling the wrist of P Wllmerlng was that of Rev P Teaching Higher Branches acted as If he might have Wllmerlng One day Mr Smith went to buy a sipped tea with both hands cuffed beThe hind him bushel of buckwheat for sowing alRev man who sold the wheat was away most wished his rival were In that prebut his wife undertook to make the dicament and about forty miles away sale She found a peck measure and at the same time Now Jones who waB patiently putting holly and everthey went to the granary She filled the measure twice pour- green about the woodwork and pictures ed the contents into the bag and —(the three men had graciously come to help get things ready for the chilgan to tie It up “But Mrs Lawton" said the man dren’s party)— Jones we say was not “It takes four pecks to make a bushJones bothering Rev was not bothering any one' In the el” main It waB Ursula Allen who both“Oh does It?" replied the woman untying the bag “Well you see I ered the reverend young gentleman never bad any experience in measur- Women — young women — can bother I al- the mind of man without Intending so ing grain before' I was married to do Ask them ways taught school” — Everybody’s They will assure you they never have any such IntenIt Made No Difference tion That is exactly what Ursula Allen would have told you but she would Two women were mutually confidnot have believed her own statement ing their troubles for Ursula was a woman and she be“You can’t think how the high cost lieved herself to be attractive This of living affects us” confessed one belief was shared by Rev “Why my bills for clothes alone are and P Wllmerlng and— but Jones ore than twice as large this year as tlidl were last year” didn’t count “Ah" mused Rev rcy!” gasped the other “I do not s&s how your husband can afford doing a Hermann the Great movement and capturing his cup before it Jumped It!” “That’s the answer— he can’t” said from the edge of the saucer "ah the first what would Christmas be without “But he couldn’t afford It last year the children?” His eyes took on a Bo what’s the difference!”— Pittsburg mellow look and he gazed tenderly at before him the two young people “What would Christmas be without Insult Added to Injury the children?" “Well did he pay you?” asked the “Were you speaking to me?” asked tt Jones after wife of the dentist who had been neither of the others had collect a bill for a full set of false with a supplied Rev teeth that he had made for a man reply almost a year before — was “Er— ah that Is my remark dent'st the “Pay me!" growled pflrely a general one” explained the “Not only did he refuse to pay me rector of St Paul’s but he actually had the effrontery to “Kind of an propgnash at me — with my teeth!” osition?” said Delancey “Or the children without ChristPrattle mas?” asked Ursula handing another “Don’t you enjoy the merry prattlb hunch of evergreen to Jones “One of little children?” asked the sentl alley poor family down In Abbledale mentallst Sixteen Think has sixteen children "Yes” replied Mr Groucher “I of that!” It seems like to hear them prattle “Fellow ought really to think of sixdea shame that so many of them are teen children In instalments" clared P Wilmerisg earnestly “If I going to grow up and drop this innoof them at once cent chatter in order to discuss the have to think of home I’d rather think of an orphans’ tariff" and be done tith It” Not Taking Chances saw his opporRev “Madam” said the doctor "what tunity to waft himself Into the wave more don’t exercise Is need Why you of sympathy that was engulfing Uror five miles every you walk four sula It was one of those opportuniday?” ties which Rev Simms was continu“And have people think we’ve bad ally looking for and few of which esI guess not” to sell our automobile? when offered by P Wllmerhim caped ' Would Empty It "Well” said Mary who prided herself on her singing and range of voice "do you think my voice will fill that large room tonight?” “On “No” said her cruel brother the contrary" Very Well He had Just given her a check for her first monthly allowance “I think” she said coyly “I shall have this photographed” “To preserve as a memento?” he asked “No so I can ' have Perhaps it enlarged” He Was “This electric treatment benefits your system” said the doctor “Yes” murmured the patient who was paying five plunks a visit “but there are times when I feel I’m over- charged” Off the Water Wagon Aladdin rubbed his lamp and the jenl appeared ’It’s mv first sight of a djinnphiz” Sighed Aladdin And he rolled off Man’s the water wagon Ingredients Alice aged five was helping her She mother dust the drawing room was hidden beneath the piano whet her mother heard her exclaim: “Oh mother there s enough dust ud tier here for God to make a man ” Henry Kltchcll &bster Samuel E Kiser and "Wilbur Neibit D entwining serpent glanced at the tea cups and then laughed as well as a man may be expected to laugh when hla hilarity is strained through a serried raw of tacks and teeth Delancey walked down the room to study the effect of the decorations and drew nearer to Ursula to say softly: “You were speaking of wanting this to be a happy Christmas for all Miss Ursula And that If there was anything you could say or do you wopd be only too glad Now there Is one poor lonely soul that you can cheer at this time It Is— ” Before he could finish Delancey is came back and Rev yet wondering whether he fractured a commandment by concluding his remark with a reference to a parishioner of his who had bden released from jail only to learn that his job had not been held for him during his stay In the cells “We “Poor man!” Ursula sighed He must take a basket to his family has children you say?” “Yes That is fine of you — splendid be without Ah what would Christmas the—” "Without the mistletoe" Delancey take a Interrupted look at that wreath Jones has hung upon the brow of the bust of Grandpa Allen As an arbiter of what is elegant and decorous in this community doesn’t it give the benign old gentleman rather a bacchanalian air?” Ursula "Such an idea!” gurgled glancing at the bust While the rector was adjusting the wreath on Grandpa Allen Delancey told Ursula that he had something to say to her when she had a moment to spare she said “I don’t “My goodness!” know when I’m going to have a restful moment until after New Year’s” “But this will only take a minute Maybe — ” on the “Shall I put the mistletoe chandelier or will you trust to luck?” Jones asked suddenly from behind Delancey and Delancey Is quite sure he a place where consigned Jones to Christmas Is entirely unknown ' “I didn’t know we had any mistle’ toe” Ursula pouted It Is a wrong idea to tell girls about the mistletoe re“Mistletoe” “I may say Is marked ponderously a relic of an ancient pagan rite and should be — ” “Those pagans had their faults” Dethen with a feeble lancey asserted smile: “But they always stood np for their rites" “A pun!” said Ursula sarcastically give me the creeps” “Puns I may say have been characterized ad the lowest order of wit” "Puns lng “What can the father of those little ones do?" he Inquired with pathos In To hear him one could conhis voice jure up pictures of a worn weary man coming home In the gloomy twilight disentangling himself from arms and trying to answer sixteen simultaneous requests for a penny “What can the father of those poor little ones do?” he repeated at the same time giving Ursula a glance of yearning affection which that young lady might or might not Interpret as being Intended for herself or for the suffering father of sixteen children to Roosevelt” “Write suggested IT ms TTMULA ALLEN Jones who was standing on a chair BOTHERED THE and trying to harmonize a strand of — YOUNG GENTLEMAN a rubiand with berries holly cypress cund visage of good old Uncle Jethro Allen who had fought bled and died r In the Mexican war— and lived to tell supplemented Rev It of It was but another one of the opportunl business Of course Jones had no ties he was watching for and never He was overlooked and for just an Instant he butting in at such a time there to assist only In the work of felt he had scored heavily on Delan and not to umpire the love cey decoration and “But you can’t tell what the pun game of the Rev was — and that’s worse than making P Wllmerlng Ursula dimpled “I want everybody one” Delancey retorted “Now let’s not quarrel over It" Urto be happy on Christmas day and If “I’m wondering what there is anything I can do or say for sula laughed I am only has become of Mr McAdam eve He them on Christmas too glad of It And It 1b simply noble promised to be here too to help” In Jabez McAdam the railroad or “Not of you men to help so much getting or whatever the house ready” ganlzer or disorganize!Jones who was posing as one fig- you call him?” Delancey asked “Yes and two or three others and with some ure of the Lnocoon group ten yards of greens representing the a lot of pretty girls They Me coming tonight to assist I chose the prettiest his breath Glad to have a filer) a ft ones I know because you men must court Wish you’d be on the bench have beauty about tf they ever serve those papers on me you" “As far as I am concerned” De- Now what’s up here?" lancey vowed "I stand with the old “We’ve been decorating for ChristPrussian poet — what’s his name?— the mas" fellow that spiked his verses with “Christmas?" capital letters and asked whether you “To be sure Tomorrow you know got off the car at this corner or rode This Is ChrlBtmas Eve" as far as the barns” "You don’t say! I’ve been so busy haven't kept track of holidays — not “What In the world are you talking even Fourth of July or Thanksgiving about?" Ursula asked Have to remember "I mean the chap that wrote that — except Sundays thing to the lady and told her that as Sundays don't we (He pronounced the rector’s name as long as he had her and a cold bottle It was and a spelled) book the wilderness If you please" would be a furnished apartment with said that gentleman stiffly It ruffled a kind hearted Janitor” have any of his parishioners to him took a cup gravely from the table and studied it before forget that he was not of the common He was sure run of Sinclairs and to permit them correcting P Wllmerlng affect his standing P WUmering‘'nesded correcting be- to forge1 It might cause of the effect It would have on as rector of St Paul’s “Sure! Have It your own way But Ursula and besides frivolity of such why don’t you Bay It the way you spell It or spell It the way you say It?” “It’s the way we English pronounce It and one naturally wishes to have his name pronounced as he—" Sure! Of course my boy How’s that Bound?” Dethen lancey said eyeing Ursula but she was studying the holly over a picture Some people “Well tastes differ may want to take Delancey for a name and some may want to take How about that Jones?” McAdam “You never can tell” Jones replied brushing some holly leaves from hla coat Lameness Sloan's reliable In Liniment is remedy for a speedy lamenea horses and farm stock Here's proof LsmeaeeeGoao “I had a hone ipraln hie shoulder by and he u eo lame he could puilins not carry foot at aU I r°t a bottle of your Liniment end put it on four timee end in three day he (bowed no Umenees at all and made a thirty mile trip A AUnfrrJ La Salle ft' For Splint end Thrush ”1 have nepd Sloan's Liniment on a line maro tor eplint and cured her Tble makee the third bone I've cured Have recommended It to my neighbor for thruah and they It An 1 find it the best Liniment ever need 1 keep an hand your Sure Celle Cure for m: elf end neirhbore end I can certain! Smith recommend it for Colic"— A Ga McDatmigJ £ LiUIMENT “Oh I guess you can tell all right enough All you got to do Is find out Isn’t that right Miss Ursula?" is a quick safe remedy for poul“Now our work here Is over for the try roup canker and bumble-fo"I must beTry it present" Ursula evaded For Reap aed Canker visits gin my round of Christmas “Sloan's Liniment la the speediest have any amount of presents for my and aureet remedy for poultry roup and canker in nil ito forme especially for poor charges" t In the windpipe"— £ F canker Miss Ursula" “And don't forget Joffrmy M if “that you At all Dealers 2Sc 80s A $100 begged Read Sloaa'e Book on Hoeaao Cattle promised to look in on some of my There’s the Hose tail Foultryi tent tree worthy parishioners Addreee man who lost his position” Inc Boston Kass “Look here” McAdam remarked bluntly “If I'd known Miss Ursula was going to run around and see each fellow’s objects of charity blest If THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY t H1 N9 NJtk wouldn't have had ten or fifteen men HotpiUll Wlt5 week anyhow" success curbs chronic weakness fired— for Christmas lost vigor real or “But the cases I mention are real" PILRS' W stated Dr LB WRITE MU “There’s that man with the free sil- MidCoHaverstockRdHaupstead London ver ratio of children" Delancey sugkessdc gested IXDDTo1!LgE ol '“There are a goodly number them" calmly continued the rector ’ PARKER’S “I have a wedding ceremony to perHAIR BALSAM form at six o’clock and cannot devote A toilet preparation of merit fielpe to eradicate dandruff HE RAD DELANCY TOLD Him the time I should like to the visits For Restoring Color and SOMETHING TO SAY TO HEF Boautjr to Gray or Faded Heir When I took my degree at Oxford see and $100 at Druggief -- CDi promised myself that never should a Christmas go by without my visiting FAMILY SURPRISE ln Worth 6bc Hena f tie family for every member an order did not meet with his ap- the poor” Taeowa "Mb Uihm Supply McAdam pulled from his pocket a LScstampg proval anblllB The OVER 100 “It was not a Prussian poet” he hugely corpulent roll of nounced “It was a Persian — Omar outer wrapper had a C on It and the YEARS OLD bundle was as thick as his wrist He KkdAftuo — and he— C — muffled mumble came from Jones flipped the bills against the end oi Some Good Advice Mr his thumb and said: “Are you choking on a tack The restaurant manager stood betoward “I’ll not be left out I’ll Just tuck hind the cashier’s desk Jones’" Ursula cried going wearing hie one of them shlnplasters Into each oi him “I told you to be careful” smile for each cusThat’s me Jones took some tacks from be- Miss Ursula’s baskets tomer that he may be late getting into the game but tween his lips and explained “I noAn old gentleman came up I’ll go along I’ll make my ante good bad merely been laughing tice said he fumbling for his walSamaritan this on with sees good the funny you "Mr Jones always trip let “that you advertise to make you Isn’t own and scatter seeds of sunshine side of things” Ursula said pies” heard this statement “Yes sir” answered the manager Was not the with calm approval proudly "we do” on P Wllmerlng? “Will you permit me to offer a laugh re"What I’d like to know” Ursula suggestion?” marked “Is which of you is going to We sir “Certainly certainly play Santa Claus tonight” should be most happy to have you” “Which' of us?” asked Slmms-Si“Well then let some one else make could of “A cloth man clalr my ’em" hardly — I must beg of you to excuse me from such a task” Felt at Home think could He had been around from church to Now church trying to find a congenial conrapidly when he had to and Just then whoever he was swiftly reflecting that and finally he stepped In a gregation enacted the role of Santa Claus little church just as the congregation would be kept from the side of Ursula read with the minister: “We have left undone those things the entire evening Also P Wllmerwhich we ought to have done and we lng Delancey could think quickly No Santa Claus for him He knew what have done those things which we ought' he wanted Santa Claus to give him not to have done” and he knew if he played Santa he The man dropped Into a pew with a would not get a chance to ask for It sigh of relief “I haven’t any conscientious scru“Thank goodness" he said ‘Tve couldn found my crowd at last” — Ladies' ples" he explained “but I Home Journal take the part of Santa Claus I haven’ the flesh The spirit is willing but the flesh Is missing le a syrup taken internally is all right for the part He’s fat—” Tastes for catarrh and headaches “Sir!” from good Immediately opens air passages “He’s fat and good natured — some of head and lungs with a soothing times — and he’s fond of children One dose cures healing sensation without What would Christmas be most headaches in 5 minutes them is a permanent cure for many “I’ll be Santa” JoneB offered cases of catarrh in head throat and “Oh you’re the very man for the Also cures bronchitis stomach colds coughs and croup ' Repart!" Ursula beamed "Couldn’t get a better" agreed the tailed by dealers or sent by mail on rector of 50c stamps Address New receipt “Just what you should do” DelanYork Drug Concern New York — Adv cey asserted Ur “But where’s Mr McAdam?” Literal News sula asked “I met Jones just now and he told “He said wonderingly me his business plans are all in the he would come this afternoon sure "McAdam has his troubles” Delan air” He builds airships" "So they are cey said "He always impressed me as a very clever gentleman — mayhap a trifle crude but then —” Characteristic Mrs Payton — Have you ever been “O they Jusi want to sue him for there some kind of a song about scatintroduced to Mrs Bloodgood? merging a lot of railroads and maksunshine?” Mrs ex tering seeds of Parvenu — Lots of times-lng a lot of money" Delancey Informed Is” “There If you don "In this country Judge plained mke money some one will sue you him“Well money talks but we'll make MreWinslow's Soothing Byrup for Children and as soon as you do make money Eh!” It sing this time teething softens the gams reduces Inflammathey begin picking out the Jury” “That is simply grand of you Mr tion allays pain cures wind colic2bc a bottlejU "He will be here though” Ursula Ursula asserted and McMcAdam" The people who fish for complideclared positively “Mr McAdam Adam felt his heart thumping fiercely In shallow water He does always keeps his promises his vest “I know you are a ments usually fish He is one against what he says he will do man who wants to nke the poor litmen those of big bold aggressive Pain in Back and Rheumatism tle children happy aren’t you?” who conquer all obstacles — Of course “Sure! Going to have are the daily torment of thousands To ef“Howdy all” some one said heart- a bunch of them here tonight aren’t fectually cure these troubles you must re“Didn’t bother to ring Just you? Mighty pretty decorations” ily move the cause Foley Kidney Pills begin walked In Jeems there in the hall to work for you from the first dose and ex“Yes Mr Jones put most of them didn’t seem to want me to but I up Don’t you think the children will ert so direct and beneficial an action in ths convinced him I wasn't calling on like' them?” kidneys and bladder that the pain and torment of kidney trouble soon disappears ' Should him” Tell you “Sure! say so! "We’re all glad to see you at any what some I’ll Just tie rate” Ursula smiled “I was only this bills every foot or so on those rup ISOJS4REMEDY moment saying you would be sure to of green stuff Then tell tlie klL Um Bjmp TaMm Sold by Drturgitti tims come" new kind of flower and your Uuc “I over" “Yes" McAdam laughed Dudley Is the florist heard you while Jeems was getting BE COVTNL’ED) (TO ' THERAPION THERAPION 53 'X r |