Show v1 NICARAGUA A SIGNAL BACKACHE REBELS GOING SURELY ACTION INTO state- THOUGHT Aged Hit Buffalo HE KNEW Could THE SIGNS to Dob Hull the champion story tellof Savannah had occasion lately to take a business trip Into Interior He took his golf clubs with Georgia him Intending to stop on his way foil a match on the famous links at Augusta He dropped otT the train at hla business destination— a small town oq a branch road— and carrying his lugInto an ancient hack gage climbed and bade the driver who was an old negro man take him to the local honegro eyed the yellow leather bag that his passenger carried with the peculiar looking In sticks it Ills curiosity got the best of him finally “Boss’ he began suh “please ’ecuse me — but mout I ax you a question?" "Go ahead and ask” said Mr Hull "Whut kind of a lodge Is you Institutin’?” — Saturday Evening Post WISE r ¥ BOY When you come to Salt Lakq come and see our elegant new home It will give you our idea of the jewelry business If you are not coming send in your orders by mail LAKE CITY UTAH to The Penalty of Politeness When James J Hill is in the humor he will tell you of a particularly po- Is the price of a full pound can o! lite brakeman in the west who never tired of answering the innumerable questions put to him concerning the scenic features along hiB line Usually the brakeman formed part of a crew that comprised a conductor who was something of a grouch On one occasion when the polite brakeman had been for some time exsurely will please you patiating upon the beauties of nature as seen from the car window a passenger whispered to the conductor: "Can you tell me how the brakeman FREE coupons for ROGER’S lost his forefinger? He seems to be a nice fellow” fine silverware in “Sure he’s a nice fellow” assented PACKAGE the grouchy conductor “That’s the trouble Why that fellow is so obligthe sense of humor can Occasionally ing that he’s worn his finger ofT pointing out the scenery along the line" — be exchanged for dollars Judge It er tel The See our new store Hewlett’s Cottage Baking Powder New York See Nothing Passenger Except a Man Instituting Lodges Darky THINCL 25c George L Cotter Elm fit Me suN says "Two years aho fcred from kidney trouble My back was so lame that I could hardly get Often home from business Nothing helped me until I used Doan's Kidney I’Uls They entirely removed the pains and I have never had any further trouble' Get Doan's at Any Drug Store 50c a Box CO REAL 100 Main Street The boy looked with delight at the huge logB as they blazed and crackled In the generous old fireWhen the modern bride promises place but he was stanchly loyal to “obey” she has her fingers crossed his “six rooms and bath" “It’s nice grandma hut It’s only an imitation gas log isn’t it? We have real ones in my house” — IJppincott’s CONVINCING TESTIMONY DOAN'S THE Had Evidently Caught the Genuine New York Spirit From a city apartment little Jack was going for the first time to spend Christmas at his grandfather’s farm As he ran up the steps of the old house his grandmother caught him up In her arms and put him down rosy Hnd laughing before the great log fire In the living room “Isn’t that fine Jackie boy?” she said “You don’t have big log fires like that In New York do you?” Pain !n thebackla the klritiry'a ttignal If this of cUatrens timely warntnyis iff nored there U jrrave danger of dropsy urio rravel poiaon f ng or Bright's disc aae When you hare reason to inspect your kidneys use a special kidney medicine Doan's Kidney Pills relieve weak congested kidneys— cure backacheregulate the Inurine Good the proof following ment NOT The Lad OF DISTRESS OUR shows a detachment photograph that has JuBt been landed of revolutionists in Nicaragua going WEDDED BY BEECHER Wartime " Romance Recalled 50th Anniversary by of Divinity Student Hasty Marriage Mawea Deep Impression on Famous preacher — Make It Subject of Article Conn — A wartime marDanbury Ward riage performed by Henry Beecher then pastor of Plymouth Church a while making Brooklyn visit to Washington was reConn called by the celebration of the fiftieth anniversary of the wedding of the Rev and Mrs Horace Q Judd at their home in Bethel Mr Judd 'a retired minister of the New York East Methodist Conference was a young divinity student at the time of his marriage and had just enlisted for the war His bride was Miss Ellen E Crofut of New Preston The wedding was decided upon the day before Mr Judd’s regiment the 17th Connecticut was to Volunteers march away to the war and the youthful soldier and his bride hastened to the nearest village to Washington Miss Crofut’8 home to find a minis- Into action at BRAVE Recrib DOG EVERY with a machine GIVEN FUNERAL Got Ten Cents for Every Rat Killed and Had Bank Account of His Own Tige Hsj there were a score of maidens to greet the bride and many men to welcome Columbus the bridegroom 0— Lying In a littls Not one had ever seen the parties white silver handled casxet In a local or knew aught of them It was enough hotel and properly embalmed was ths that the man was going to fight for the body of Tlge the dog who saved sevold flag We looked in their faces eral lives In a hotel fire three yean and were satisfied The rooms were ago Tige was carried to a cemetery The serylce proceeded and in a real hearse thronged closed Then some one unbidden but Since the fire which threatened ths moved to do it began to eing "Guide master’s hotel and the lives of many Me O Thou Great Jehovah" all people Tige ran down the corridors Then “America” and the "Star and scratched on the doors until ths Joined Spangled Banner” were added guests were awakened in time to eswere brought Flowers in for the cape ‘and geyoung wife — white ranium leaves Little remembrances Chinese Cure Falls Sculptor Dies were sought out for the guests and Seattle Wash — Louis Potter the of kindness filled the an enthusiasm died here while York sculptor New house two Thus strangers at twitreatment by a Chinese light came riding into town seeking undergoingfor a minor skin disease ol solitary wedding In order that on physician Mr Potter cams here the morrow he going to the war she long standing ten days ago on a tour of the west might have a right to wear his name exact cause of his death has not The were out of They stopped caught The coroner ii their vehicle borne Into a refined been determined an investigation home surrounded with loving hearts conducting all delicately offering service and maUse 8hakespearean Names king them welcome and giving them a wedding that for glow and joy and London —The Times announces that few even of those moBt fav- Winston Spencer Churchill gladness first lord ored can give their children As the of the admiralty In a search for name boat destroyeri young husband and wife were leaving for 20 new torpedo all gathered about the dooryard gate baa gone to the works of Shakespeare and sang a parting hymn and Scott Raise a money crop The Wrong One Jones was just putting on his overwith your crop coat when he casually remarked to Mr8’ Jone8 that h would be working money Mfefs 0VertIme that night says the Chicago Deposit it by mail in a dourna' saving's account in this “Don’t wait for me dear” he resolid old bank and watch marked “I may be rather later than it ill sj grow at 4 per cent comusual But there it cannot be helped” nil At breakfast next morning he was pound interest stonily silent and the stillness of the niiiill room was not even broken by the mi "rrmrmii of the clock on the mantelpiece "Mary dear” remarked Jones presSalt Lake City Intermountain Bank Oldest ently “there is something the matter with the clock I wound it up last night too” Many a man’s shoulders 'are not as “Oh no said Mrs broad as they are padded you didn’t!” Jo es’ Wbat you dld wInd y p 38 eddy 8 musical box and when A POSITIVE in J ou came ° bed 3 o’clock this CURE FOR morn'nS it was playing ‘Hotae Sweet Drunkenness and Home’ ” ma Walker Brothers Bankers' Opium Diseases' His Claim to Fame Then b diet treated at M tickneu h publicity The crowd their awa bone THE privately ai restood around In 334 Saath Street Salt Lake Cite Bllence spectful says the Cleveland Plain Dealer “What’s a going on?” inquired rude stranger from the ruffianly NewhoujeMctor OnaMa west Jump end all kind of TtaptGuns “Hush” Ammunition said the New Yorker and Animal Balts at rock ter bottom prices Write for larse illuatraled SUPKf “Not so loud There’s a $3000000 for Arvt Ajo Mr Beecher learned of their errand baby asleep in that house” 1744 Blake St and performed the ceremony pewvtn coto The InThe rude stranger stared at the cident so impressed the famous alatlal hoftie Then he scared at tbg preacher that he made it the subject owd 37- - Lack of Tact Df an article that in "The appeared After which he let out a'fretl that Farmer— See here boy what yer New York Independent” soon afterWhy did ?0u Jilt Percy?” must have shaken Liberty on her doin’ up that tree? ward in which he wrote:"Be Is lacking in tact” down the bay pedestaL It was Sabbath evening calm soft Boy— One of your yeare fell oft the “Why I thought he always said nice By that time he had glanced spond Up came a big policeman clear sweet breathed as If there had Purser Ejects Him From Apprtree an I'm tryln to put It back over the things?” list passenger “Who are yofi?” he demanded neter been a sin or a sigh among ' and had picked out for his own a "He does— but not alwayS th0 fight opriated Stateroom "Me?” cried the ruffian More to Live For these lovely hills We wandered down Nothing “Why things He was protesting his love large unoccupied stateroom I’m th' Without question the Scots curler to Mr Gunn’s school to find a boy of Gabriel was one of the first at table 000000 fellow that woke up the $3 yesterday when we passed an old of whom Lord Lyveden tells in Fry’s our liking when lo! posthaste came baby!” first meal of the voyage and woman I saw my cue and said: Polished Nails and Manners of Stow- for the And Magazine the placed the proper value on messengers a wedding! A young policeman’s taking “ Will you love me when I kept up the record for several days get old his sport away de Luxe Falla to Win Ship's Just going to the war meant to He was a cheerful soul and In his he gayly strode away and look like that wpman?’ Officer — Goet Into a recent During In give his girl the right to come to him search for congenial spirits acquired course “‘Of I will darling!’ he Switzerland the skip of one of the should he be sick or wounded Lazaret ToDiplomat considerable secYoung in the cried popularity teams who happened to be a Scots- - morrow he leaves Tonight they must ond cabin Teddy aged 4 often called on his “So I dismissed him The idea of man was so delighted with the New York — You have to hand It to married To Mr Frank Brlnsmade’s For the first few days of the trip Dearest neighbor Mrs Brown who his to think that I could irate shot of one of his team that he we posted consenting Gabriel Fancbes for the polish on his the purser was visibly worried Time petted him a good deal and usually ever get to look like that horrid old was heard How came it to address him in the fol- be there? his manners and his and again he wandered about the The Anger nails gave him a couple of her nice cookies ship thing!” lowing manner: “Lie down and dee nerve The officers of La Lorraine had got his young volunteer counting noees One by one he call- and if she happened to forget to pass Women are so particular — Clevelie down and dee Ye’ll never cate” of the town clerk and he had of the French line have handed it to ed the passengers into a them out he sometimes reminded her land Plain Dealer day a finer atane nor that if ye live to stepped across the street and told our him already private conference and quizzed them of it he a hundred” friend that the brave soldier was Gabriel went aboard the vessel at The last to be was His father learned of Womanlike and this hunting for a minister Just then in Havre with $15 in the coin of La Belle Gabriel Every one else had been able chided him for Many a fellow fails to hit the bull’s stout coarse soldler’B blue came and told him She— If I died John what would you the France reposing close to the exact to point out their particular name on he must not do begging so any more A day do? eyj In the big shoot because he has man and his flower by bis side crease running down the right lef the purser's list and show in other wasted all his ammunition or two later Teddy came home with in practice He— Whatever you would do By one of those generous sympa- of his trousers and the money was ways that their passage had been honcookie crumbs in evidence dear if you were a widow thies that seize good people out ran still In his pocket when La Lorraine orably contracted for HARD TO SEE “Have She — Wretch! And you told a noble me woman to invite them to steamed into New York harbor “You are rude sir" snapped Gabriel from Mrs you been begging cookies Even When the Facts About Coffee Brown again?” asked his you could never care for any one else! When the French equivalent for when the purser suggested that he stop and be married there and as are Plain several connected families were gath- "All ashore that’s going aBhore” was might have neglected to purchase his father Bternly The Same Thing “No!" said Teddy “I didn’t ered there for an evening's beg out Havre “You at sung are not ridiculous Gabriel did too passage singing It is curious how people will refuse “Well” said the surgeon “things and I must refuse to discuss this af- for any I just said ’this house smells to believe what one can clearly see as If It was full of cookies but what's are pretty slow Guess I’ll go out in fair with you" Tell the average man or woman that my automobile and see if I can’t chase Without delay the purser proceeded that to me'”— National Monthly the slow but cumulative up some business" poisonous to live up to the character given him A bookkeeper effect of caffeine — the alkaloid in tea out of a Job is natur“Don’t you mean ‘run down some He moved the young genby Gabriel and coffee — tends to weaken the heart Further Substantiation ally a man of no account of Aztec In- his business?’” asked his friend poverty prevented him from far- tleman from his comfortable stateupset the nervous system and cause dian's Remarkable Record — Ha room to the lazaret which is the ing very sumptuously He waa a mod 185 and Died at indigestion they may laugh at And then — but no! erate drinker of native liquors for 165 ship’s prison you if they don’t know the facts it is monstrousu and his memory did not go It is too horrible years Prove it by science or by practical Austin Tex — Further substantiation the act of a fiend— this rude back to the time when ridicuhe began lous f the demonstration in the recovery of cofreport from Tuxpan Mexico smoking Mexican purser dug up from the hold ancigafee drinkers from the above condi- )f the death some time ago of Jose other who had started without the tions and a large per cent of the hu"alvario at an age lacking only 15 rettes de luxe "This of modern times equivalent of a stowaway man family will shrug their shoulders rears of the two century mark was was born Methuselah person was Lucien Guillemet and lived the shadow a This contained in a letter received take some drugs and — keep on drinkhere of Mount Colima El within Swiss who had worked with hi Cano was a ’rom Frank L Watson an American ing coffee or tea He wae hands from his daye to the destruction of Tuxpan dirty “Coffee never agreed with me nor mining man at Coloma Mexico by an earthquake In 1806 when over of intimate contact with the cargq “I was at Tuxpan on the day with several members In the bowels of our houseof the ship and not at 1000 people were killed” “I bad seen died” he writes hold” writes a lady “It enervate8 all debonair And into the lazaret depresses and creates a feeling of the old man walking about the streets they put Lucien Guilliermet! languor and heaviness It was only of the town many times and he was MAY KISS ON THE STREET Gabriel sent an indignant message often pointed out to me as being nearby leaving off coffee and using Postum to the captain saying that he was unthat we discovered the cause and way ly 200 years old So interested were Philadelphia used to occupying the same sleeping Magistrate Rebukes the state officials in the report of the out of these ills liceman Who Arrested Lad for Kissquarters with another particularly “The only reason I am sure why great age of the man that a special v01" one such as his present roommate ing Sweatheart from without or poaalblllty of fir A concrete within was appointed to investibonne needs no Insurant Postum is not used altogether to the commission re But the pig of a purser Intercepted quires no repairs practical!? luetrf forever and Is In the'1 The records of the It is no crime to kiss the note exclusion of ordinary coffee is many gate the claim Philadelphia— Ionic run Iluild a home that yon can leave to your cheaper ifldrm one la whole which will the take family persons do not know and do not seem parish church show that he was born a giri on the streets of Philadelphia prtde They turned bqth Gabriel and the in 1727 He 7000 left Luders was Harold descendants who confessed he wanted to arraigned before Swiss willing to learn the facts and how to “He often told his friends in a jok- Magistrate Scott for kissing PORTLAND CEMENT Miss work with his bands In the new world prepare this nutritious beverage his fiancee There’s only one way— according whom be so badly that he had stolen a perfecV to ing manner that he bad the largest Hilda Young For flora atreoath uniformity and’ durability thta ermenf No was leaving to board a car for his ly family of any man in the world rerounixert by expert aa belnv without I directions— boll It fully 15 minutes passage from La Campagnie Whether good build a booae barn aldewalk — It will pay youyoubrat A policeman who stood on the troush watering Then it is delicious” Name given by one knows how many times he was home over to the Ellis isupon the uae of RKDof- IIKVII Portland Cement for the is commonly reported corner had blushed then Lu- land authorities (Postum Co Battle Creek Mich It’a your guaranty arrested Read married but it blgheat quality a ‘Devil of a Ifa he when his wife he for that ders married last Good Cement’ disorderly conduct And the mockery of it is that they “If a the little ’book "The Road to Sold hy All Iexd!ni? Obnlere was past the age of 150 years and that girt Is good enough to be Write for Free Booklets In pkgs "There’s a reason” kissed she will probably let the UNION ought to be klBBed out In the open eo plodding Swiss have his uay while Bwf read (k above letter f A Hit they had several children He that everybody “Calvario ae appear from time to time was an Aztec Indian can see" said the the most desirable Gabriel will Ther retiira ro sreaulne true mmi foil of fcomaa kte whatever he liked and of course in magistrate came be whence dicharging Ludera iatereat Adv mm IS RUDE TO GABRIEL rfn j ths MARRIED AT THE AGE OF 150 lie Build Your Home of Concrete “RED DEVIL” pr P PORTLAND CEMENT CO SVIf I |