Show BARBER BES1 OLD FASHIONED CHAMPION MOTOR BOAT OF WORLD THE to the Writer Strenuously Objects "Tonsorial Artist" With His Atrocious Clothes and Talk Scarce a man living but at tlmei and drifts Into dreaming picturing what be might do If be bad wealth Many— far too many! — aspire to some thing that may contribute to the sensational headlines Here and there toward Is one who merely Inclines some modest benefaction For our own part suddenly finding ourself rich we should like to devote much of It to the "tonsorial artists" eliminating from the field of barberdom separating the tares from thq wheat as It were The average "tonsorial artist" affects the most atrocious neckwear dons a millionaire's veBtwIth a millwright's trousers and puts popular ideas of garb all at points He talks horse races and hair glibly of scandal restorer and eventually drives many a man to whiskers who is perfectly sane and normal otherwise There are too many of him! On the other hand the old fashioned mental "barber" knows his financial land artistic limitations He seldom 'feels better acquainted with you the second time over than he did the first He assumes you know what you want better than he does and rarely forces his "extras" Mostly he is a good tradesman cleanly and careful in his work One of his stripe puts greater crimp in the safety razor business than all the "artists" combined Bless blm there is not enough of him!— Buffalo News POLITENESS v L OUT OF PLACE i— Did Not Want flls Client Think Hj Get Free Advice ' Old Lawyer — to It i ' is politeness but bush Politeness One of the ness is Just business clerks of the supreme court tried to combine the two the other day but hereafter he is going to attencj strict: to He was anxious ly to business destroy the common belief of many persons who visit the New York counthat little courtesy is ty courthouse shown by the attaches to those seekThe clerk was standing information ing In the corridor on the second floor when two men came along one of The younger one them gray haired asked the elder the way out of the The clerk heard the query building once told the questioner sevand at eral ways he could get out The older man turned on the clerk with the Injunction to mind his own business adding that he had been in the building before the clerk was born and could himself answer his companion A little later the old man looked up explaining the clerk and apologized that the man who wanted to know how to get out of the building was his client and that he did not want him to get the idea that he could re"If he gets that ceive free advice notion” said the old practitioner “I’ll lose him as a client" cV?yyv' ycw V ' &v 'f V4 V V ' ' f ' : J 4 '' t' S' Drafts drawn on all principal cities of tlie United States and Burope Banking in all its various forms Accounts Respectfully Solicited Four per cent interest paid on time deposits Now Train Service via 1 I S: & DENVER IN ill! rd wrwj-d- ? mF FAST Have Traced Many Other to Electricity— Increas- Much Use Causes Apprehension it ON GROUND SQUIRRELS DAILY RoOfficials Destroying Government dents Infested With Bubonlo Plague Germs— Cate Warned Away the wireless process be asserts: Wash— Folo wing the news Beattie When the European physician an of wireless that ground squirrels caught along the nounced the discovery toothache he was scoffed at by other Columbia river were found to be inwith fested of the bubonic germs doctors wbo had not studied the queshowplague government tion as he had The discovery employes are 'goever Is being regarded seriously on ing through farms and ranches poisoning and killing the squirrels by every both sides of the Atlantic and skilled minds are seeking to discover wbat method yet devised The ground squirrels of the Pacific other aliments may be caused by such high tension currents being loose In slope from southern California to British Columbia have been found to posthe air It Is recalled the affects the sess the germs of the plague The losquirskin and tissues Insidiously and often calities where the are yet Nor Is it any secret that rels have been discovered disastrously aupersons who are compelled to pass widely separated but the federal thorities are taklng no' chances with long periods in rooms where big dynashow the pests carrying the disease farther mos are in operation frequently wbo away neurotic tendencies Physicians iulrrels are being poisoned and use the high tension! anWrThe who other forms of electricity In treatment trapped by the federal employes often suffer neurotio affections These are making every effort to prevent of the plague germ that communication things Indicate It Is suggested disease producing qualities lurk In to the rats of the cities and towns coast Since embedded in electricity of which little is known as along the wharf rats of the coast citthe yet Third rails live trolley wires ies black the danger of a quick spread of wire- - and telephone and telegraph other agencies are discharging into the plague to human beings Is almost the air constantly currents of elec- certain It Is said by experts that a bite by tbe ground squirrel or rat intricity which pass through persons in the streets and elsewhere and there fected by tbe germs would be suffwho fear that as the icient to transmit tbe disease to other are physicians animals and to human beings wireless use of electricity Increases Because of Its prevalence in parts telegraphy and telephony get In full will be of tbe northwest farmers wbo have wireless toothache swing been employing cats to rid tbe fields merely one of a long list of nervous of gophers and squirrels have been diseases directly traceable to excess warned to keep the cats in lest they of electricity in the atmosphere too become Infected making It easy to transmit tbe disease to tbe family Name for Roosevelt Baby San Francisco— The little daughter -Dancer Makes Hit Blindfolded of Mr and Mrs Theodore Roosevelt London— Mme Meila who Is now Jr Is to have a christening party soon but the precise date Is not defi- starring at the Palace theater In Lonto be named don made a great hit with her dancThe little girl nite Grace Green Roosevelt after her ing in Berlin Hungarian by birth Mrs H Addison Alexin the best of all she was trained grandmother ander whose maiden name was Grace schools now in existence tbe Russian Alexander MrB is here from ballet Green lies New Tork as the guest of her daughThe novelty of her performance ter The latter is In the best of health In her Ability to dance blindfolded receiving her friends wbo come to see among eggs placed at regular interthe child The baoy has received vals In rows on tbe stage without gifts from all over the country breaking or even touching them MOM Ite the Bloomfield plane to keep a lookout for the fish but so far it has not been seen at that point Tbe alarm reached Bloomfield and the several bathing resorts on the canal were soon deserted KISSED AS ONE CF a M 8:10 a Bt I P P D A WADLEIG ff G P A G A A BINTON New York— F de P Borda Colombian minister to the United States sailed for Bogota via Puerta Colombia on the Royal Mail steam packet Clyde and son by bis wife accompanied the whole of the Colombian Apparently colony In this city went to the pier to see their minister and bis family off and for half an hour before tbe ship sailed there was nothing but tears embraces and kisses on every side A French clerk who brought down from a Jewelry store for a package one of the passengers got mixed up with the crowd bidding farewell to the to his and Colombians departing seized great surprise was suddenly and kissed on either cheek by a stout “Adols adols vaja woman murmuring con Dios” The embarrassed Frenchman tried to explain that It was a mistake when a dark man with whiskers took blm from the stout woman and also bade After a struggle the him farewell clerk extricated himself and hurriedly left tbe ship after giving his package to the purser local Salt Lake UL Denver Colo ra c Why not say Hello to them? Your friends all want to talk to you over tho ’ohona Better have it put in With a Selina telephone la yonr home yon oan re a errands go do bastaess ate without leaving home Yon will enjoy ths Why net have It? Get eoaneefed this earning wk SAUNA COUPANY TELEPHONE — ii SAUSAGE Fresbatd Fite mod to Like Mother make Choicest line oi MEATS and GROCERIES Tke White G- mRME — : Harness fir - Front LONG VV mm Leather Goods Shop and Shoe Store Horse Blankets Tents and Wagon Covers and a Harness Saddles We want your trado full line of Men’s and Boys’ Dress and Work Shoes Our goods are the best and our price the lowest - Drop in and look over our line and be convinced FAMILY Is Caught In Group Seeing Frenchman Colombian Minister Off — No Chanca to Make Explanation ted ChicafO For fnrtkar iiform aitsn aetW MFornsj sgtat oraddrtss 4:30 p m 7:10 p Bather Who Fled Before It Saya - Head Was Like a Dog’a — Followed by Several Men Pnllmu tad Tourist Sleeptr to St Lsnis writhout chtage ef cart LAKE SALT 8:45 “SEA SERPENT” IN A CANAL Read and Reflect Kurzman New York— Charles the If the reader says the Providence Richfield N J— Several bathers In world famous Fifth avenue milliner rnrnal after perusing the following who arrived the other day on the tlie Morris canal made a hasty retreat of mode of the probable scriptlon Kaiser Wilhelm II brought word of from the water when the cry of “devil e formation of the earth given by an i new fashion set at Trouvllle to perfish" was raised by Robert Thompson ngllsh scientific writer in a new mit of more graceful walking and a farm band does not understand the process The new style wbo wae some distance showing the ankles Thompson this “Internal had better- leave set by tbe Baronne de Vaughan at tbe from tbe other bathers declares that blg-iherical vacuity” and go where French when be first saw the monster it was place la the antithe"A formal idea sis of watering words are used: old hobble skirt which rehim with Its bead out of the the following ' the heaven and earth may be chwater stricted and hampered He at first thought It was a walking ‘ inined by imagining the heaven as at stead of making It easy small dog but on looking at It more a from effluviant an generation he says that Mr Kurzman also declared that the closely he discovered or onocentral point occupying of the season will be curves Us bead was similar to that of a porthe earth fashion and occupying space in the making of gowns and that the poise The strange creature followed the arrest or end of such generetto him and he says he bank the orders to Parisian couteriers have with the gradual relaxa-og action climbed up the bank Just In time to make curves no matter how tbe figof central tension and abnegation ure and that they had evolved some escape 1L The monster then turned being such center the consequence about and went down stream toward startling effects ie formation of a huge internal spherFur hats and large velvet hats will tbe other bathers al vacuity termed In the Genetic rec-Not knowing what the thing was be tbe rage tbls season and paradise ‘earth’ ” and wishing to warn the others and ostrich feathers as well as goura Thompson called out: “Look out for r will be seen much in fashionable the devil fish!" This had the desired Recognized Importance result and the men left the water Do you think that man fully Albert Woodrow of Brookdale who the importance of the office to had a good view of the thing as It Start Prairie Dog Farm ich we have elected him?” said one passed him in the water says that It Wyo— With 100 prairie Cheyenne stituent doge captured near Rawlins Wyo as was at least 10 feet long had a round guess he does” replied the other a part of his “baggage” Perry Wil- greenish body and a bead as big as of that of a bulldog which It bobbed up ie first thing be did was to say It liams a glove manufacturer N Y passed through here out of the water at Intervals “If It ht to command a larger salary” the other day en route to his home was a water snake" declared "It was tbe biggest I ever saw where he said he was going to start a Power dog farm as an adjunct to bis and I have seen hundreds of them” to play prairie power is coming with prairie Several men followed It down the business Experiments art in the industries of this dog pelts Mr Williams declared had canal for a short distance but It went shown them to be valuable In tbe so fast that they soon lost sight of It l eplied Mr Ara Grett of fur Word was sent to the lock tender at manufacture gloves ' WAR ' TWO NIGHTS TO CHICAGO TWO NIGHTS TO 8T LOUIS THREE NIGHTS TO NEW YORK THINS fllgh Tension Electrical Currents Responsible for Suffering WITH CONNECTION Rook Island Route Missouri Paciffio 70UB ' Jf SMdjtw CAUSE OF TOOTHACHE GRANDE RIO Burlington Route nr' OR the seventh time America haa scored In the international matches for the Harmsworth trophy for the Dixie IV carrying off the honors That speedy boat defeated the Duke of world’s motor boat championship In the second contest the engines of the chal- Westminster’s Pioneer at Huntington Long Island in two races Physicians Aliments Ing Salina :of ' "if' ' New York — Wireless toothache due to the high tension electrical currents mes wireless produced In sending ages Is the latest disease discovered and It is by New York physicians aid hundreds of wireless operators and amateur in this city professional and its neighborhood are suffering from 1b also made that Prediction the heavy currents discharged by the wireless telegraph will produce other nervous diseases among those who exto such pose themselves too much s phenomena There perhaps are of amateur wireless operators In New York discity Investigation poses that many of them have had toothache since they began their wireless studies and experiments What sther diseases of a nervous sort have followed in the wake of the current snly will be revealed by scientific Investigation Drilling With Diamonds A prominent European physician bit for rock drilling is A diamond Its value discovered the wireless toothache and ulte an expensive article the bad effect of the high tension curlowever will undergo fluctuations rents on the nerves of his patients upon the price of the He predicts there will be a general Perhaps $800 is a fair value Increase due to of nervous ailments used is The diamond or a bit hard — harder than those that cause That physician says the Their carat aeurotlo elements are affected so by isually used as Jewelry the a low neuritis grade trice is considerable averaging say Is currents that accordproduced which progresses used will The diamonds a carat to each patient’s general physical velgh from one to two carats so that ing ocrondltlon surroundings hygienic $480 from value a ranging tight have habits The and Europeon cupation of loss The o $960 on the average points out that the elecgone Investigator i bit means so many diamonds surrthe permeates with the tricity artificially ind may lead to difficulty atmosphere and that a periole The diamond is not tough but ounding son in contact with It day jrittle It will withstand heavy sfter brought must have a good constituday and if applied evenly treasure to withstand Its effects Weak shock It can readily be seen that tion persons even may suffer from aggraIrllling through seamy rock may disorder by is vated forms of nervous If there unfavorable quite nuch quartz present the abrasion may Under ordinary NEW SKIRT DISPLAYS ANKLES excessive tecome however the wear on the mnditions while considerable is by liamonds Man Milliner of New York Tells of 10 means prohibitive — Cassler’s MagFrench Style Which Permits azine of Easy Walking by Women street” v ' ' ’ V i 'n ' " "if TUZy$"'ICJ3 5SEE55 E ESS The Advertised Article one In which the merchant himself hae implicit faith— else he would not advertise it Yos are eafe in patronizing the merchante whoee ado spuea? in this paper because their and never goods ere shopworn N J BATES Lawyer Xotary Public Gelltetiont RICHFIELD UTAH Is Succeed when everything else fails In nervous prostration and female weaknesses they are the supreme remedy as thousands have testified FOR KIDNEYyLIVER AND 8TOMACH TROUBLE it is the best medicine ever sold over a druggist's counter Again We Say Subscribe for THIS PAPERs TAILORING Step up stairs over the He re store and ask the man pairs cleans and makes suits to — - August Ericksen |