Show EOT THEM DP” “‘GUMMY-SID- E Man Alto Got 'Cranky When He Had Stamp for Two MURDER SENSATIONAL TRIAL IN VIRGINIA Use Electric Lights Why not? Paid a watchful eye on the federal government bought five postage stamps The drug store cashier laid them down picture side up whereupon the customer confounded her with his knowledge of the government He unfolded a newspaper hnd pointed to a headline: be “Stamps must delivered gummy side up” “See that?” said he "By laying down stamps the way you did you are loading me up with germs This window sill may be alive with germs They will stick to the gum on the stamps and I shall carry them home and lick them off and maybe be laid up with a spell of sickness” The girl gave the stamps another lttle push and he shoved them back “What do you want me to do?” she The man "who keeps That’s the light See Sevier MEDICINE WAS IEHI FETFRSON A thoroughly etc Fruit Co- - JR Proprietor eomrlate line of Groceries Green Grooeri You’ll lwy find ms in door to tbe Bank net Fish Call in 3 V’ lim- - trO $ oy"-- You Don't Need ' v Bycic the with Decide Finally Judge Must Be Cooked and Between Two Women Pennsylvania That Goose ONLY WOMAN JAILER - at the same time made the prismore contented She concluded that she could carry on the same work without fear or favor if the commission would support her Record of Madame Porchet Jenny “I know it is an unsuai request to Husband’s Illness for make for a woman to rule male prisDuring Three Year Her oners and keep them in order but I Makes suits am not frightened of a man or half Mrs Alice Krelger of Shickshlnny Choice for Place a dozen of them” charged Mrs Louis Pelinus with the Berlin — Woman’s Indeed! rights This statement brought smiles and theft of a goose Each woman claimed sufcould more most to ardent ever her the What had the goose ncds of approval belonged from the members since it was hatched and the evidence fragette desire than to con rol the lib- of the commission for Mme Porchet erties of scores of more men That Is a veritable Amazon nearly six feet on both sides was of equal weight "Well” said the alderman after puz- is the privilege of 'Mine Jenny Por- In height powerfully built and In the Her face shows zling over tbe case “there is but one chet aged 61 — the only offlci"l woman prime of health a way to settle it Each of you women jailer In the world character as strong as her frame Her prison lies In the pretty town with powerful square Jaws a will go home will get your flock and large Then you will of Aigle with a population of 4000 each bring one here mouth and piercing but kindly eyes It forms part “Gentlemen" she continued “you place the ganders on opposite sides in the valley of Rhone and the goose in of an imposing range of castellated may still think that If I sere attacked of the courtroom in by a the middle and let her choose to which buildings the most conspicuous prisoner I would be helpless flock she belongs that region Will you kindly ask the heaviest genOf course” be added "there is the Porchet darme on the premises to step here Thirty years age Mme married the chief warder of the Aigle so that 1 can demonstrate to you what danger of her being a flirt” Tbe women objected to this plan prison When her husband I could and would do with a man who became ill she acted In his place because It involved an outlay in raildared to attack me” seriously road fare of more than the value of without the local authorities being The president asked Mme Porchet the goose aware of the fact Then after three to retire and after the commission “Then” declared the alderman "the years' illness Perchet died and the had considered the matter for a quardefendant Is sentenced to take the plape of chief warder becoming va- ter of an hour she was informed that were filed Several goose borne kill it divide it exactly tn cant applications it was unanimously agreed to give half and give one half to the prose- men applied for the post which is her a year's trial and if she gave sat- cutrix” fairly well paid and many of them had Isfaction the post would be a permaexcellent credentials Mme Porchet nent one however I thank you” she said Finds Prehistoric Skull “Gentlemen presented herself before the “and I am sure that I will give you explained that durLaramie Wyo — E B Adair of Lost local commission I did not want to near Douglas fas unearthed ing the three years’ illness of her every satisfaction Spring Divided Pa — A dispute over of a goose was settled the ownership the other day by Aid John F Donohue who is famous locally for his sense adjustments of lawcommon skull imbedded In stone and by archaeologists to have Th the biblical flood akull la well preserved a human believed Veritable Position Amazon in Has Unique Rhone Valley husband she Lad carried on his so as not to lose the place bad Introduced several minor reforms bad strengthened which discipline and oners appeal to your sympathies as have seven children to bring up and the loss of the position would have meant much to them and me” kind of a Town Crier to etnphasire the merits of your business or anA straight story told In nounce your special sales a straight way to the readers of this paper will the of ears the quickly reach thoughtful intelligent buying public the people who have the money m their pockets and the people who listen to reason Our books will show you a list of and not noise Call and see them at this office people you appeal to Go to HOMER RASMUSSEN'S BITTEN BY RATTLE SNAKE If Nothing Else Candid The Lawyer — Are you acquainted with any of the men on the Jury? — The Witness Yes air more than half of them to The Lawyer— Are you willing wear that you know more than half of them? The Witness— Say If it comes to that I’m willing to swear that I know more than all of them put trgether Power & Milling Light 3 can always find them at the old SAUNA MEAT & SUPPLY CO on the stage is "Taking medicine Jr for the murder of bis young wife which is now in progress at THE trialVaof isHenry ClaywithBeattie not only realistic it is real” said an thrills and sensations The actual standing of the accused the circumstances surreplete old actor it was so in rounding the killing and the flippant bearing of the alleged murderer have already made the trial a cause ce-“Anyhow Here is a copy of a premy case lebre In the picture above are seen (1) Judge Watson before whom the trial is taking place (2) the interior scription that I had renewed of the cell that is occupied by the prisoner (3) Henry Clay Beattie Sr the father of the accused (4) ShertimeB in the three years that iff Gill left Captain Pollock center Beattie with his straw bat partially concealing his face (5) crowd outside I played the part of an invalid I the little court house trying to obtain an entrance (6) profile view of Beattie did suffer most of really that time with indigestion and the medicine brothers George and Ed had come was prescribed by my physician He over from Clarno and looked after me had been hammering away at me for during that night and then I was unmonths before I undertook the part der the care of two trained nurses trying to persuade me to take some from The Dalles thing “I believe I was bitten about seven pain me then — it was In between my ‘“You got to take a dose of someExperience of Oregon Stockman shoulders was who That o'clock and arrived at Malone's about negro right thing in that second act’ he said ‘so While at Spring was ‘no disgrace to run when said It 9:30 So it was at least two and a why not make it real medicine and yo’s scalrt' so I got on my horse and half hours before I received medical cure your stomach trouble and earn lit out for Antelope about eight miles attention” your salary at the same time?’ By the time reached a mud Wrist Between away Arm on Struck Right “That seemed sensible advice hole about a mile from the spring I SIX YEARS UNDER A CHURCH and Elbow by 8nake Man Makes got the prescription made up and al was having excruciating pains all over Desperate Run for Medical though I have eaten many a fake my body as though my muscles were Diver Is Given Silver Rose Bowl for Aaalatance meal on the stage and have drunk all contracting I dismounted and eme Arduous Labor Under many a pint of fake wine never once plunged my swelling arm into the Cost $500000 have I taken a dose of fake medi Ore — William J McGreer Antelope mud cine" who three weeks ago was bitten by a “1 think I must have been crazed by London — The dean and chapter of rattlesnake and all but lost his life Is the pain for here I turned my horse Winchester cathedral Hampshire one of the few men in Oregon who loose and started on foot for Billy MaWeddings Approved have presented to W R Walker a severe bites and been have received house a distance of four An man who wished to able to describe in detail how It felt lone's miTo uli'aNUlve supplied by Messrs Siebe Oor- only thing I remember from the hire a team for the afternoon saw & Co of London a silver rose for mn McGreer was riding tbe range I left time mud hole tbe till to I got nice pair of bays which he thought he horses bowl as a memento of his six years’ eight miles east of Antelope Malone’B house was eating tobacco would like to drive work beneath the cathedraL He Working: He Is a Clarno (Ore) stockman My chaps were found later about two "Can’t let you have them” said the dismounted in about 20 feet of water Walker bad at a spring to drink and miles from the but my hat spring are liveryman horses” wedding to remove the peat and seal down the "They He has near- hasn't been found was bitten in the arm yet "What’s that?” asked the innocent in the gravel below the foundaly recovered and kis story as printed “The horse I was riding was a good water pleasure seeker tions by means of bags of concrete In Crook county newspapers is ss folone and If I had stuck to him he and concrete “Horses that won’t shy at old shoes lows: slabs This work has would have landed me in Antelope in and showers of rice Some horses been arrled on In darkness and “Oh yes I’m getting along ail right 20 minutes from the time I was struck seem prejudiced against matrimony for the preservation those responsible but the snake died as a result of his “However as soon as I arrived at Anyhow they lose their temper ii Indiscretion I’ve ridden the range so Malone’s ranch John Malone cut open scheme have bad to trust entirely to and skill of the they happen to be hjt by any of the tbe long that no reptile that bites me can the' wound and Jack Brogan sucked emblems that are fired after lurvive diver as they could not Inspect the out as much of the poison blood as he work a bridal couple and run away if they which has cost The scheme “You can say for me — and I’m an ex- could this service is all over $500000 is now nearly comUndoubtedly get half a chanoe Every livery stable that saved my life until Dr Bower arpert now — that rattlers don’t always however pleted keeps two or more horses rattle before they strike This one rived from Antelope which was about who take a more cheerful view of the I had Just got Into position to 15 minutes after they telephoned for Wheat l wedded state Those bays are that didn't in him drink from the spring A drummer (whose name I do Galliger Chico Cal — The threshing of 400 kind They are slated to head a wedwhen the cuss struck me on the not know but who has my sincere varieties of grass has been completed for tonight and are ding procession between the wrist and el- thanks) brought the doctor out in An at the government’s arm right Introducplant resting up for the job” bow It felt as though some one had automobile tion gardens at this place Some va“It was some time after the doctor rieties of wheat yielded at tbe rate of given my arm a hard jerk The snake him knocked on I his arrived until he got my arm to bleed- 80 bushels to the acre This Is about fangs by bung Test for Stutterer I was suffering A new method of voice control was off with my left hand and killed him indescribable ing agtwice the average yield of common tried by the lifelong stutterer In a He had six rattles and was about 18 ony and my arm was swollen to an imwheat In California’s grain growing mense size and was a glassy blue district The varieties producing few lessons the Impediment in speech Inches long moat Dr Bower worked with me all heavily are Frletes and Chui wheats color “I Immediately tore my handkerchief was overcome arm bound and and I Into the two took understand tight- night “That’s fine" said a candid friend is the expert in strips quarts H F Blanchard I reached for of blood from my arm The doctor and "Now I wish you would take a bit oi ly at wrist and elbow charge of the experiments The propaJack Brogan took me to Antelope the gation and budding advice You talk all right today but my knife expecting to cut the wound of deciduous next morning where the treatment fruits are now being followed Corn just keep a watch on yourself and see When 1 found I did not have it with me I was scared My arm did not was continued how you talk thlB time next week” through the day My breeding is also under way "You’re a wet blanket all right’1 "What’s the growled the WOULD PUZZLE ANY SOLOMON matter next week?” Wanted Much Chinaman One of Boston’s insurance men insured a small building which serves an industrious Chinaman both as shop and home The policy covered damages caused by fire and water but John Chinaman evidently thought he was protected against losses due to One day any other cause whatever the following letter came addressed to the Insurance company: "Some bad boy break my one glass Come you my house Now all tore Fix new Look Joe Lung" Joe expected the company to make good the damage dope by the bad boy and plainly thought he was being Informed swindled when that his claim was inadmissible Be You In “We’ll be in the full moon then” said his friend "It’s a fact that everybody who has ever stuttered stutters worse when the moon is full than at any other time Until you get so you can talk smoothly then you can’t count yourself really cured" The man with halting speech took notice as advised and found that several full moons waned before he could control his speech at that time and get wired GOOD THINGS TO EAT REAL Veteran Actor For Year Played valid’ Part and Took Remedy ' for Indigestion your way clear by e Manion till asked “Take these stamps back” he said "and lay out five more gummy side up as the government directs" She obeyed He folded the slip still gum side up and put It In his He went home and wrote pocket letters till bedtime and prepared to stick on the stamps Then he said "Hang that girl" The drug store cashier had given 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