Show t Strictly Neutral OF ACTRESSES Among the humorous and human QUEEN PRAISES stories in Dr T L Pennell’s recent It book "Among the Wild Tribes of the HarmAfghan Frontier” is one of a British officer in the Kurram valley who interan Afridl with regard to what An effective remedy that will usu- rogated conwas then considered a A GOOD The Sweet- Yellow Smooth Pumpkin'T'HERE Pye THE - bards of the Hudson may sinn of the melon Its smooth jetty seeds end its ripe ruddy core And the feast of the reaper with ecstasy dwell on Reclining at noon on the coot breezy shore For me the rich soil of New England produces An off’ring more dear to the taste and the eye The bright yellow pumpkin — how mellow it juices ” !le! tempered with ginger and bak d Into pye T ET others with dainties their appetite pamper And gaze with delight on the splendors of plate Be stunned with a bustle and bid pages scamper— Such pleasures as these I resign to the great But give me the feast when no knives and forks clatter Where each to the neat cherry table draws nigh And carves for himself from the broad earthen platter A slice of the sweet yellow smooth pumpkin pye are those who delight in the fig and the raisin In quaffing the milk from the cocoa nut's shell— Some the olive end pomegranate lavish their praise on The orange's glow and the pineapple's smell I leave them the product of both of the Indies And all the rich fruits of a tropical sky Their exquisite juices and llavors and tinges And ask no dessert save the sweet pumpkin pye rPHEN hail to the muse of the pump-kin and onion The Frenchman may laugh and the Englishman sneer At the land of the Bible and Psalm Book and Bunyan Still still to my bosom her green hills are dear Her daughters are pure as her bright crystal fountains And Hymen if ever thy blessings I COUGH MIXTURE That Remedy Simple Free from Opiates and ful Drugs ally break up a cold in twenty-fouhours is easily made by mixing together in a large bottle two ounces of of Virgin Oil Glycerine a and eight of Pine compound pure This mixounces of pure Whisky ture will cure any cough that is curable and is not expensive as it makes enough to last the average family an entire year Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leach Chemical O Co Cincinnati HRS AT THE POLE CAUDLE try O give me the girl of my own native mountains Who knows how to temper the sweet pumpkin pye — Boston Sentinel of Sept 18 1818 IlMWUUWVnWUWUWUWWMtWWUWWVUWWUWmUHMWl ground the Fire T h anKsgi'Oing Evening ULL justice has been done the Thanksgiving dinner from soup to nuts and raisins The somnolent spirits have taken their nap and the more strenuous ones have come r back from a brisk tramp It’s growing colder outside Twilight is approaching Within the around open fire housemates and guests have gathered for an evening of Thanksgiving Jollity And now what shall we do? No dry game of whist no stylish hand of bridge— nothing like that is meant for this glorious occasion Any kind of cards is too exclusive too cold blooded for this hour No next on the Thanksgiving an evening of good wholesome silly Jolly games A few suggestions in the line of games of this sort may help the housemother make this Thanksgiving evening is an especially jolly one “Telegram” is a good game to get every one into good humor as quickly as possible Supply each member of the company with a pencil and a sheet of paper Each person is then to say offhand some letter of the alThe letters in the order phabet named are taken down by the whole The stint set is for each company one to write a telegram made up of words beginning with the letters given All the letters must be used the original order must be preserved and no extra words can be added When the telegrams are completed they are gathered in mixed up and dealt out again that responsibility for and personality in them may be Impossible to place After they have been read a new set of letters is given and new telegrams composed Very shortly each one in the company will be chuckling with delight over his own efforts and roaring with laughter over the ingenious and ridiculous conglomerations that will be read From ABCDEF G H I J for instance one might produce “Aunt ' Betsy’s cow dying” — “Editha flunked German” — “Holocaust Imminent Jane” Another might make of it “All Come Ever faithful George has directly ignominiously jilted" “Gossip” Is great fun though no one wants to play it more than a few Let the entire company minutes stand side by side on a straight line Then let the person who stands at one end whisper something very quickly in the ear of his next door The minute he stops whisneighbor pering the next door neighbor imparts the message just as swiftly and Just as secretly to his neighbor and 60 on down the line When the last person in line is reached the originator of the message tells the company what he said and the man at the other end what was said to him Of course the original The moral remark has been garbled and the laughter are both obvious company the exiled member will be able to tell over whom The door must be left open The confederates explain that this in order not to interrupt the current of electricity between them The allows the company to chat a few minutes after his confederate has departed Then he breaks in upon the conversasuddenly tion waving the wand and saying in a sepulchral tone “The wand passes” The exile answers from the next room very solemnly “Let it pass” "The Again comes the announcement wand passes” and again the answer “Let it pass” The third time the possessor of the wand holds it over some head and inquires “The wand rests ’ over whom?” Then is the exile promptly to answer “Over naming the The trick is accomright person plished by having it arranged that the confederate who remains in the room shall hold the wand over the person who spoke last before the announcement “The wand passes” All the exile in the next room need be able to do is to distinguish the voices of the company Another mystifying game is called "Chinese writing” Take grandfather’s cane in your hand request your confederate to step into the hall All decide upon a rather short word say “meat" Both of you understand that you will tap with your cane for the vowels according to their regular order a one tap e two taps i three taps o four taps u five taps and that the first letter of the first word of every remark that you make after your confederate enters will be a consonant of the word she Is to guess The taps of the cane will be the vowels according to their order As she enters you begin marking on the floor with your cane marvel lous characters which the whole comAs you pany will watch eagerly write you say casually “Must I write fast?” Here she gets the "M” Then as you you make two heavy taps write which according to the code means “E” After a little more writing make another single tap for the “A” Then say naturally “Try to follow me very closely” which gives her the “T” to complete the word Go on for a moment writing mysteriously or two and then ask her if she has read the word all right She will doubtless be able te tell the company to their great astonishment With a little ingenuity you can make your remarks sound very natural and hence make the trick seem very puzzling If you have in your company any person good natured enough to appreciate a joke on himself the follow' ing trick will furnish much fun: Am nounce that you will hypnotize any friend who is willing to follow your Retire from the room directions Put and take two cups and saucers your own carefully aside Then take the other saucer and hold it over a lamp or candle until the under part is covered with soot Put the cup back Fill the cups with wain the saucer ter Then tell your friend who is to be hypnotized that it is impossible for the spell to work unless he follow Present him yoflr directions exactly Tell him to with a cup and saucer hold these in his left hand and looking straight into your eyes and nowhere else to do exactly what you do Then dip the Angers of your right hand in the water rub them on the under side of his saucer is thiA with cabalistic passes over your forehead The patient to be hypand cheeks notized will do the same and as the Games in which two of the com- under side of his saucer is thick with confederates the rest soot every cabalistic pass will leave mystify pany are always fun although they can of its mark The effect on the part of course be played only once Prime the company who are entirely unpre“The Wand is these Passes" pared for this denouement soon enamong One of the company is sent from the lightens the victim The soot scrubs room Another who is in league with oft easily and there is no harm done the first promises that when he holds provided you have been wise enough the wand which may be a cane or to select a 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