Show im MARK' THE GREAT OP- -- A GUAR ANT AMERICAN Eating for Strength tt TURKEY Don to a turn la a dish fit for a kins How about your Silvar Sarvio — la it qually fit? If you ar thinking of aomathlna batter wa auggest a paruaal of our new linaat Colonial English or French Your taata easily satisfied and your pura hardly disturbed Perfectly Unprejudiced Here the judge took a hand in examining the veniremen “You don’t seem to understand the question addressed to you by tbe at torneys" he said “What they want to know” is whether you have formed or expressed any opinion In this casa That Is to say have you told anybody whether or not you believe the defendant guilty of the crime charged against him or have you said to anybody that you believe him to be innocent?’’ “ 'Course not Judge" answered the venireman “it ain’t necessary fur me to ’xpress no opinion about him I’ve knowed him fur thirty years an' I know blame well he stole the oow — " You may “That will do Mr SkileB stand aside" Won the Prelate’s Prize Archbishop P J Ryan of this city owes the chidren at the orpmumge maintained by the Altoona diocese of the Catholic church a treat of candy and they are impatiently waiting for him to return here so he can buy the best The archbishop who vaa there attending the ruby jubilee of Bishop E A Garvey was taken to the orphanage at Cresson by the bishop and delighted the little folks with his famous stories "Why is a stick of candy like a horse?” he suddenly asked "I know” piped a bit of a lad ‘Cause the more you lick it the faster it goes — Philadelphia Record Soup Marks Is Guest — You called "Minna” that the blonde the dark one or the old woman? Walter— How do you know our cooks? Guest— By the soup'—Meggendorfer Blatter Merely All He Gets “Do you find that living costs you more in New York than it did in Chicago?" You see our “No not any more quarters are so small there that we can’t possibly entertain any of our relatives or friends” Lay of the Sorrowful Spook Said a sorrowful spook to his wld: don’t love me as much as you Tou did! “You forget said his frau “I can see through you now Prom the tips of your toes to your —Life lid’’ A Dark Question gittin’ “How is Newt Watson along In his campaign for constable?” “I’m afraid he’s goln’ to git licked He alp’t makin’ it appear that if we want to uphold the administration we’ve got to do It by electin’ him" A Casual Inquiry "I never have tasted liquor of any kind nor used tobacoo nor uttered an oath in my life” "Urn! You haven’t eh? Do you wear ruffles on your nightshirt?” The Tempered Wind The Lord tempers the wind to the shorn lamb but not to the man who thinks it is heroic to go all winter without an overcoat Love Letters Women generally write love letters a merely for the purpose of getting chance to keep the answers “ And Syrup Patten Is hailed in New York cotton new king Mr Patten as the has been the king of nearly everything now except buckwheat— J A Reprehensible "My husband and I lived happily together for seven years” “What happened then?” "He shaved off his mustache and got to looking like a boy again" A Noisy Remedy Willie— Mamma teacher whipped a boy today for whispering In school Mother— Well that was right he hollered Willie — But mamma ten times as loud as he whispered Lcglcal She — Whoever started of calling a boat “she?” that habit He — Probably the first man tried to steer one — Century who Mother’s Darling Girl Some marry pretty show1 girls And then they take the cake But give me one who turns out pies Like mother used to make BEING IMPRISONED SEVIN BURNING MINE TWENTY MEN SAVED AFTER EN DAYS Fought Apparently Hopeless Battle Against Death Eating Bark From Timbers and Leather From Their Caps to Sustain Life Cherry Ills — Hoping against hope fighting against the terrible heat and gases In the blazing coal mine rescuers In search of bodies came upon twenty men who still clung to life on Saturday and the men were brought to the top All are on the road to recovery after a harrowing experience which seems almost beyond belier After seven days and nights of confinement in the mine in which hundreds met death when fire broke out after sufferings which almost drove them to madness they are again surrounded by their wives and children and from staring death In the face are again planning bright things for the future After the men had been located it took six hours to bring them to the surface and when the cage came up with the men aboard almost every human being in the little town was There were many dramatic present scenes enacted — unbounded joy upon the part of the families of the rescued men while others who had hoped that their loved ones were among those that had been miraculously spared turned away in bitter disappointment One of the men rescued says: “At one o’clock last Saturday the pit boss came to measure my work After he went I waited for the team to come for the coal but in two hours It had not come so I started to find out what was the matter “Pretty soon I saw smoke and I felt that tihe ventilation fan had The fire had been burning stopped for an hour but that was the first I knew of It “I ' started to run then but met George Eddy and some others about 21 in all and Mr Eddy led uk way back where I had been worklng( Then we tried to throw up a barrier fmt It was pitch dark and we dli not get e breathed along well All the tinpe bad gas I had nothin&Njtat of my own but I chewed barF jnd drank water Later we even at I the leather from our caps We got flue water by making little holes In the bottom of We made five of these the entry holes and there was always some one at them” At first he said the men sang songs told stories and hoped for rescue But at the last all hope had been abandoned and the men were too weak to sing or talk Twenty saved 92 known dead and 198 missing Is now the record at the St Paul mine There Is still hope of others being rescued alive And for supplies she says to me a week “‘Peleg come next Wednesday ‘Peleg you better get started on Thanksglvin’ or It’ll be here and we will be In a fix like Mis’ Jenkins was the time she had us all over for dinner six years ago I shall never forget that dinner to my dyln’ day’ she says ‘and It’ll be a warning for me I hope “When Mary Ann talks that way knowin’ her the way I do bein’ married a good 20 year I give In And I don’t dawdle around doin’ It either when I got “Thursday mornin’ and seen through with the chores that the woodbox was filled and the water pail brimmin’ over them bein’ things that gets on a woman’s nerves I gits loaded up with jugs and things and was down to Jay Home’s store before he had the floor sprinkled “‘Jay’ I says ‘if you have got anything in this shanty that’s needed for a bang-uThanksglvin’ dinner trot ’er out and don’t stop to figger It up till the whole caboodle Is wrapped up Jay set down his sprinkler and went out to the back shed for the broom “ ‘Don’t you git riled up Peleg’ he Cornin’ in on me says ‘or excited at this time of the mornin’ he says ‘when my mind’s set on gettin’ the frrune pits and other dabree of the evenin’ debauch of some of these Squashville sports as the feller says’ he says ‘cleaned up I ain’t fit to figger up a Thanksglvin’ dinner But if you’ll set down and hold your horses’ he says ’we’ll git to it we’ll git to it’ "Long and short of it was Jay didn’t have half the things Mary Ann had set down We figgered out pretBut ty well from what he had danged if he had any cider or even cider vinegar “ ’Jay’ I says ‘I’m a believer In truth and I trusted you But when I read’ I says ‘in the Squashville Bugle as I did yes’day them items which says "Jay Home has the fullest most complete and general stock of groceries in the northwest prices right and good treatment” ‘and I come here as I hev and find no cider or even cider vinegar I find that I have been misled After this I will read the Squashville paper with some caution let alone orderin’ you as postmaster to quit deliverin’ It to box 198 ‘Peleg says Jay ‘you’re about the dangdest fool that ever set foot Inside my store I had that cider as advertised and I had that good treatment and no one ever Bald my prices wasn’t fair But because a lot of others has been trottin’ In here for supplies let alone them that buys it by the glass you git on your high horse I like your trade Peleg he says ‘but dang if I ain’t a notion to tell you to find another place “ ‘Jay’ I says seeln’ I was harsh of the Modern ‘we bein’ members Woodmen ain’t goln’ to hev no words But I am thinkin’ of Mary Ann She’s set her heart on real cider for them mince pies and you know Mary Ann’ “And I was right Mary Ann put her foot down when I come into the kitchen and she see I didn’t hev the cider “ ‘I can’t help it Peleg she says You’ll hev to go to ‘I must hev It as good a Podunk for It and time as I know I won’t sleep now till I git that cider I remember poor Mis’ Jenkins and It’s a warnin’ “And danged If I didn’t hev to walk over to Podunk me that ain’t been there since I got beat for constable And Mary Ann set down some other little things she thought of bein’ as I was goln’ to make the trip When got home I set down the jug a little hard on the kitchen table “‘Mary Ann I says ‘this idea of bevin’ the whole dum town in here on Thanksglvin' may be all I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ against right It You’ll hev your way But they’s got to be reform In this town Jay Home’ll keep cider and every other article’ I says ‘for Thanksglvin’ or Podunk’ll git my trade’ ‘Shet up Peleg she says ‘and gil You never some water In this pail filled it and I hev been skimpin’ ever since you started for Podunk’ “I hey ain’t never been no trouble In our family for 20 years as I was Bayin’ but If they Is it’ll come from one of these Thanksglvin’ dinners Donged if it won’t’’— R B Pixley in Milwaukee Free Press ATTEMPT WHOLESALE MURDER WANTS HER The greatest pleasure to be derived from eating Is the pleasure one gets in the knowledge that his food is giving him greater strength and vitality Because of this fact there is a constant increase in the consumption of Quaker Oats every time the strength making qualities of Quaker Oats have been tested by scientific investigation or by experiments In families it has been found to be a food without an equal It builds the muscles and brain withBenefit of who out taxing the digestive organs it costs so little anyone can afford it from Ills and it is so carefully prepared and packed that It is absolutely pure and was a great Minneapolis Minn— A Quaker Oats eating family clean sufferer from female troubles which is always a healthy family 11 caused a weakness Quaker Oats is packed in regular and broken down size packages and also in large size condition of the family packages The latter very conI read so system venient for those not near the store much of whatLydia E Pinkham’s VegHER COMPLAINT etable Compound had done for other suffering women I felt sure it would help me and I must say it did help me wonderfully My pains all left me I e w stronger and within three months was a perfectly well woman “I want this letter made public to show the benefit women may derive from Lydia E Finkham’s Vegetable Compound”— Mrs John G Moldan 2115 Second St North Minneapolis Minn Thousands of unsolicited and genu think Mrs Blivons! “Only Every time I hear a scandal and run post- ine testimonials like the above prove the efficiency of Lydia E Pinkham’s haste over to share the latest news which is made Vegetable with that Mrs Spitzenfest I find she exclusively Compound from roots and herbs knows Women who suffer from those disevery detail already — the shameless thing!” tressing ills peculiar to their sex should not lose sight of these facts or doubt the ability of Lydia E Pinkham’s RECIPE FOR CATARRH Vegetable Compound to restore their health Furnished by High Medical Authority If you want special advice write Gives Prompt Results to Mrs Pinkham at Lynn Mass The only logical treatment for ca- ShewilltreatyourletterasstrJctly is tarrh For 20 years she through the blood A pre- confidential scription which has recently proved has been helping sick women in wonderfully effective in hospital work this way— free of charge Don’t hesitate write at once Is the following It Is easily mixed “One ounce compound syrup of one ounce Toris comSarsaparilla pound half pint whiskey” These to be mixed by shaking well in a bottle and used In tablespoon doses before each meal and at bedtime The Incredients can be gotten from any well stocked druggist or he will get them from his wholesale house LETTER PUBLISHED For Suffer Women Female “I r M ' Good Work Goes On During the year that has passed since the international congress on tuberculosis met at Washington one institution or organization for the treatment or prevention of tuberculosis has been established every day Sundays and holidays included according to a bulletin of the- National' Association for the Study and Prevention of TuFifteen-neberculosis beds in hospitals or sanitoria have been provided also for every day of the year Etatb or City or Toledo Lucas County Ohio f J iieney makes oath that he to senior of the firm ot F Cheney A Co doing in the City ot Toledo and State County aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum ol DOLLARS for each and every ONE HUNDRED case of that cannot be cured by the use ol Catakhh Cuke Frank partner business t Hall's Sworn 6th this to day FRANK J CHENEY before me and subscribed A D of December In my presence A W GLEASON Austrian Officers Sent Deadly Poison I Notary Public Under Guise of Medicine Hall's Catarrh Cure to taken Internally and acts Vienna — An extraordinary attempt directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the free at wholesale poisoning among mili- System Send for testimonials O F J CHENEY A CO Toledo Sold by all Druggists 75c tary officers here has caused a sensalake Hail's Family Pills for constipation tion A large number of officers Just proHer Observation moted to be captains on tbe general remarked the romantic “Love” staff have received through the malls young man “Is said to brighten the These were eye” sample boxes of pills recomcircular a “I don’t know about that” rejoined accompanied by debility the practical maid “but it has a tenmending them for nervous Captain Mader took some of the pills dency to disarrange one’s hair” An and died almost Immediately of the presence antonsv revealed Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of cyanide of potassium showed CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for A tfurther 'investigation that all the pills contained cyanide infants and children and see that it of potassium In large quantities and Bears the also that many first lieutenants atSignature of tached to the staff but not promoted had not received pills The circulars In Use For Over 30 Years were signed "Charles Francis" and The Kind You Have Always Bought bore a false address Taking No Chances Chosen Again Gompers “What did Barker do when he disToronto Ont — After unanimously covered that his wife and chauffeur Samuel Gom- had planned to elope in his car?” President John Mitchell “He oiled it thoroughly and put it pers Secretary Frank Morrison and other In shape” St executive officers and selecting Shake Into Your Shoes Louis as the place for holding the Allen’s the antiseptic powder annext meeting the twenty-nintIt makes tight or new shoes feel easy It nual convention of the American Fed- Is a certain cure for sweating callous and eration of Labor adjourned on Sat- hot tired aching feet Always use It tc Freak in now shoes Sold by all Druggists urday President Gompers In thank25c Trial package mailed Free Address ing the convention for its action de- Allen S Olmsted Leltoy New York clared that It meant that the princiThe grandest time a man has is de ples for which he and his colleagues had dared to stand have the unaniscribing to his wife exactly how ar mous approval of labor election is coming out and the busiest explaining why it didn’t Steamer Burns Passengers Escape Los passenger Pettit’s Eye Salve for 25c Angeles — The Relieves tired inflamed and steamer St Croix of the North Pacongested A1‘ burned to sore eyes quickly stops eje aches cific Steamship company Buffalo N Y druggists or Howard Bros a at the water’s edge Saturday night What has become of the point three miles off Pont Duma and loned boy who would rather stay htom eighteen miles north of Santa Monica and the lives of £he eighty-twand work than go to school? passengers aboard and those of the ALTON’S LUNO BAtM were saved by the will cure not crew of thirty-sionly a iresh cold but one ot those stub heroic action of the officers and crew bo n coughs that usually hang on for months Oi and the fact that there was a calm at it trial and prove Its worth c 60c umi IIU0 All of the time of the disaster Not to alleviate if we can all tha those on board escaped on life needs alleviation boats and on rafts Regard Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment as unrivaled for Preserving Purifying and Beautifying the Skin Scalp Hair and Hands for Sanative Antiseptic Cleansing and for the Nursery the world Sold throughout Depots' London 27 so Paris 6 Rue de la Palx AustraCharterhouse India P K Paul lia R Towns A Co Sydney Japan Kong Driiu Co Calcutta China Hong Russia Ferreln Moscow Maruva Ltd Toklo Ltd tape Town etc I HA Lennon So Afrlea Putter Drug A Chem Corn Hole Props Poston Free Cuticura Booklet on the bkln iMrPoat SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these Little Pills They regulate SMALL PILL They aiso relieve Dl tress from Dyspepsia and Too Heart! A perfect renv Eatlug edy for Dizziness Nau sea Drowsiness Bad Taste in the Mouth Coat ed Tongue Pain In thf Side TORPID LIVER the Bowels Purely Vegetable SMALL DOSE SMALL PRICE |