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Show Page Nine If you'd like to some bubble dancing, some dish washing. Regardless cumstances, of the cir- there is al- the do a "feasts of the leftwhich uncovered overs" see Sick and wounded service men are being returned to items of real interests ways the lighter side. this country at the rate from stumost Students returning week. of 11,000 And, because every Overton were startled at dents ' are worrying over Hospitalization for these the news of Joyce Milnes the results, here are the men costs an average of &5 engagement to Harold Cook, and were practically dazed when they saw her ring. And, upon entering town, freshies were reminded that theyd have to dig up details interest cries of and is Cheries main still Starr, Jack Holt a day. Your bonds and will help bring these men back to health. "I hear the sea captain is driving his car(?) more and is in. hard luck. He maslowly just for Ruth; "Cotton" Woodbury is eve- rried a girl and she ran a garb for initiation rlastingly true to Woodward, awa y from him."' On the more serious side Tuesday. Poor kids I "Yes, he took her for a While at the game in there is the .Erma Woodbury mate, but she was a skipTed Seaman deal Hurricane most of. us beand al per." came aware of the fact ways a new addition to the Every great achievement that Norma Jean Stowells Bob Cottam following this was first a new adventure- blush had en- time Irene Leavitt, becoming "Why, Willie," said the snared Fred Cannon and For all the kids who did Sunday School teacher in a that Alta Mae Nielsen's not notice flashy shirts pained voice, "have you "Come on, Earl," by far. the most outstanding. Of course, there were were . and vice versa; lines new (on both stamps been fighting again? Di- species) decorating the dn't you leern in last Sucampus Friday, we can say, nday's lesson that when you "Get wise I" are struck on one cheek you Ought to turn the other one to the striker?" "Yes'm," agreed Willie, Lady: But if you have "but he hit me on the nose, all those references, why and I've only got one. didnt you bring any? The person who keeps on mum, Applicant: Well, theyvre like me photo- reading keeps on growing. NONSENSE Boy: etida, it. a pound of asafo-- - please, and charge Storekeeper: Whats your name ? Boy: Schermerhorn. Take Storekeeper: it justice, for nothing. Im not gowaste time to my ing sp:lling asafoetida and Schermerhorn for a quarter: Racial discrimination destroys democracy. I sent you some suggestions telling you how to make your paper Youth: more interesting.:: Have you carried out any of my ideas? Editor: the office waste-pap- er cams meet Did you with the boy basket as you upstairs? Youth: Yes, yes, I did. Well, he was Editor carrying out your ideas. : graphs none of them do V, is more than money, Happiness me im--por- Lady Passenger: My hus band is particularly lia- tant 0 0 9 Mother: Gracious, John, what are you sparking Clay for? ble to ca- sea-sickn- ess, ptain. Could you tell him what to do in case of an attack? Captain: "'Tain't mum. cessary, He'll ne- do Father it." dear, he gets his school A leader is a person who report tomorrow' and I have assumes responsibility. to leave tonight- You : f c r get , He was one "I hear you've been to of those stutto correct school fresh men, 'a young given to Did it help you? the use of stale slang. tering. "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers." "Why, "Yes, that's wonderful." b-b-- hard it's "Chase the cow down way, please." "Here, Jane," boarding-hous- e this said thr mistress, to to work that "take the cow down into " ordinary where the calf is bawling." |