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Show THE DIXIE OWE Dr. Bleak was lecturing on the teeth in home economics club. HoldThis ing up a set of teeth he said. is the impression taken from the mouth of a negro only twenty years old. You see the wisdom teeth are not developed yet. Miss Lindsay quickly I havent wisdom teeth my yet. Dr. Bleak (innocently) I have known of people forty years old who had no wisdom teeth! When a bad habit seizes a man it marks the afternoon of his opportunity; when it rules him it brings the ity; when it rules him it brings the night. Being good is creditable, but still more creditable is being good for something. Ex. 19 Mrs. Nicholes: Your husband spends all his leisure time with his automobile, don't he? Mrs. Romney: Yes. Mrs. Nicholes: Dont you miss him? Mrs. Romney: No. If he isnt at home fixing the machine, I can always reach him by telephone at the repair shop. Crawford H. Promise Leatha, that you will never let me any- one come between us. Leathas father (in the backFrom what I can see of ground) dont see how anyone can! Edna: After all its a great pleasure to be missed by someone. Louie: Sure it is, Edna, if you can be there to enjoy it. you I J. M. S. PHOTO ST. GEORGE, UTAH GENERAL WORK J. M. STEWART WARNING (With Apologies to Walt Mason) No girl should marry if she can. Theres naught so useless as a man. A husband is all faults, no doubt, a horrid pest to have about; and she mate will wish who gets a she hadnt soon or late. The girl is off her base, I fear, who doesn't plan a high career; who lets the flattery of a man, shatter to slivers her own life plan. Then dont get married, no my dear, for no mans honest or sincere; it makes no difference if tisnt you, just any little Jane will do. So if a man should come to you and plead so gently, as men will do, for you to share his fame and fate, just turn your back and then you sayt. And when at last youre rid of him, you'll say with all that ardent vim, Im glad that I, ere twas too late, escaped from sharing any man's Ex. fate. A Mr. Romney in College Theology wish to warn any lady against going opposite to the will of her husband, even though he be wrong. Will you please give Elmer T. scriptural references so we can prove that fact to others. I They were looking at the kangaroo when an Irishman asked his neighbor in the group: Beg pardon, sor; can you tell me phwat kind of a crature is that? That, said the man, is a native of Australia. exclaimed Pat, Good hivins! and me sister Julia married wan o them! at the zoo, THE BIZ-RA- Y DANCE HALL PO ID EAR MUSIC REFINED DANCING Arranged for Wedding Receptions Family Reunions. Private Parties, etc. REASONABLE RATES R. T. FORBES, Mgr. A. B. PI ICE, Pres. Mr. Hall Fleshy babies suffer greater from disease than thin bies. This is also the case with bahu- man beings." A fly has Ruth, in Biology: something on its feet that enables it to walk on its Fewer people would ask advice if they were compelled to take the ad- Bank of St. George CAPITAL AND SURPLUS Courteous Treatment. $35,000.00 Your Patronage Solicited ARTHUR F. MILES, CASHIER vice they receive. Miss Scorup: Wyatt, when I look at you my mind becomes a perfect blank. Going to the bad is a poor way to prove that youre a good fellow. Even costly errors may be cheaper than idleness. |