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Show THE DIXIE OWL Owlet9 s Soliloquy (With apologiesto Bill Shakespeare, late of Stratford upon Avon.) study or not to study, that is the question: Whether tis nobler in the class to To suffer The slams and scorn of outrageous teachers, take arms against a sea of Or to les- Yell For Dixie! X X X I I I E E E Spearminingitis This disease is very contageous, it virulent than Spanish Flu. The culture may be obtained at any DIXIE store for five cents a package. Most The dear old school has at last re- people contract the disease voluntarisumed her work, and it is up to the ly, a mask is useless. The malady students to see that she holds to her was quite prevalent in school, but standard of being one of the best and through the strict methods of teachmost thoroughly organized institu ers it has been almost eradicated. tions in the state. i 'dents The ailment seems to be predominance music is being played. In may say that the s .......... Ol ....... can do to keep anything else; know that we can school spirit, make D D D I I I sons, To And by studying, end them study, to think, No more; and by a thought, to say we end The journals and the thousand natappreciate their op ural lessons must do it as a whi That students are heir to, tis a Bet's start somethi consummation and make this going, Devoutly to be wished. To study, the shortest, the hon. to think,- Dixie Normal College, To think! perchance to learn! ay our school the most theres the rub; in the state, th For in that thought of school what clean to bring us more As may come? and make t' When we have shuffled off this minus now, speak high1 C -- I. Teachers will give us As; there's is more . goi-in- st'-ture- the respect That makes calamity of so little Standard Quality We promise you fair and courteous treatment. We appreciate your trade. , The Quality Store yj a- -When girls are ned turn away study. for brains. They tnlu,. .. For who would bear the Cs and D's And lose the name of study. look them big, wise, of teachers, Soft you, now! Here comes the and but handsome, they have anothhawk-eye- d The Judges wrong, the jurys verdict cop. er think Alas, alas, what coming. The pangs of disprizd petitions, the Fiend, in thy court of justice be all woe is theirs! facultys delay, my coin swiped from me. - W. W. M. 19. The insolence of cops, and W. W. M. Atty. That the patient students take for Mr. McAllister thinks, in fact he granted. Papa, Henry to Mr. Nicholes: When he himself might his absence why did we name Max, Max? Its knows, that the Flu germs on the mask, will not lack for music. make name. such a 1? h a to With Who would bare, Mr. Romney ,in History class: teachers bear, Reading Maketh a full Man; ConTo yawn and keep awake after the ference a ready Man; and Writing an "Frederick the first was a very fine man so was his wife. exact Man. Bacon. night before, But that the dread of something aftTo see L e i a A phenomena Egotism is the anaesthetic that er Exams, deadens the pain of inferiority. The unlearned questions, from whose studying without Clarence. . - by-la- Pro-Germ- an 1 brain teacher knows, puzzles the No stu- dent, And makes us rather bear the classes we have Then go to others that we know not of? Thus Exams do make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of study Is sicklied oer with the pale cast of sleep And students intentions of good Exams, and As, J. M. S. PHOTO ST. GEORGE, UTAH GENERAL WORK J. M. STEWART |
