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Show THE DIXIE OWL 13 From Camp Lewis A LITTLE NONSENSE I can't understand Helen this psychology, can you Vernon? Im just a studyin Vernon what think is, Ill soon have it figured after while. Miss in Elocution: in that, piece you get. Lindsay Alma, purgatory and heaven mixed. I imagine if you were going to buy a ticket to one of the places you would know which one you want- ed. Outside of the gymnasium. Come on Ann and Harold dance. go into the Anna Why Harold I cant in this dress. go Well its the one larold you come in. Well its not the one Anna m going in. I 1 To steal sweet apples Sundays Ain't no way to behave, If you dodge the cholera-morbuYou'll live to be a knave. Alma, what is the cholera-morbus- ? s, Alma quickly, A sheriff! The teacher of natural geography directed all her pupils to write a definition of the word geyser. Willie evolved this definition of the word: A kaiser is a disturbance of the earths surface. Ex. Mr. Jonas and Mamie in deep Love conversation Mr. Jonas, Mamie dear, if you had a man accidently propose to you, would you accept him? No dear, I would Mamie; sooner wait for you. Alma: cheapest. Sure, of shells and bullets upon the body, Leslie Morris became in- quisitive and asked the following question, which hurts the most, when a bullet first enters the body or when it leaves it? Id take the conference While Mr. Hafen in English B: We have a good example in the days of our seasons, of the expansion and contraction of the air by warmth: in long; in are short. the summer the days the winter they are was being carried on, Frank Judd telling Bob, his soldier companion, how he had made a mess of doing squads right, was confronted with a question from .the Lieu- tenant Frank what charge are you talking about? Frank Nothing Then dont say it iieutenant in I so loud Rowena (entering the parlor) Its so long since you called on me that I was beginning to think you were forgetting me. Raymond (rising) I am for getting you thats why Ive called. Gan I have you? next time. Sam Brooks advertising in the Tacoma Times. Adv. Any girl wishing to correspond with a lonesome soldier, please write at once. No past experience required. Sam B. Batt. C. 34S F. A. Mrs. Tanner (entering ture store) What are the furnidem- onstrations here today? No demonstraBrisk Clerk tions today madam. Mrs. Tanner But isnt there a special sale here today? Brisk Clerk Special sale on bath tubs, but no Betrayed The other night I went to the theatre With a friend, And the orchestra played The Little Brown Jug. And he thought It was the national anthem And stood up, low-bro- Eleanor Oh, lone, I just heard the report that you are engaged! Well dear, there isnt a lone word of truth in it, but thank God for the report. Lieutenant C. was explaining to the boys the effects While And I w did, too, Ex. Darn him. Leo Larson on Guard to It is customary while on guard halt all suspicious characters with the following commands: Halt. Who goes there? Advance and recognize yourself. Leo on meeting one of these suspicious characters and becoming confused yelled out; Halt! Who am I? Advance forth and recognize myself! The conscience is bad enough, but the scientific conscience is the very non-conform- devil. Bernard Shaw. When one is young one out of curiosity.' Bernard Shaw. |