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Show DIXIE OWL Mi ssWard in Miss Bacteria. is Spencer what pasteurization? where you Ruey take it and heat it before you THE DIXIE OWL OhOhits Published Monthly by Students of Dixie Normal College Subscription Rates: Students Free; Others 75 cents the Year Editorial Staff Rachel Moody Laura Gardner Donald Pymm La Verd Watson Beth Gardner Editor-in-Chi- Assistant Editor Business Manager Literary Editor Wit Athletics and Debating Local Editor Grant Graf Venice Hopkins JANUARY GET BUSY 15, 1917. of her life and work to enrich and ennoble our own. God we have the inspiration If you are not satisfied with the paper, get busy, write or draw something and hand it in. The paper is yours not the editorial staffs. ef We give notices in Exchanges de- votional every morning, run class reporters, get news from the office, consult the different departments for happenings of interest, and then finally write most of the material ourselves. Help boost, do not knock all the time. We invite the faculty, alumni members and students to help us make a better paper. down Of late our students have been so busy with lessons and examinations that our school spirit has almost died out. Wake up, and let us have a little more life and class spirit. The students of the Dixie Normal College wish to extend their deep sorrow and sympathy to the bereaved relatives and friends of Miss Chloe Palmer, one of our beloved instructors 1915-1who died of heart fail ure on December 18, 1916. To know Miss Palmer was to love her. She has made many friends in our midst and her untimely death was a shock to all. But we feel that she was called to a greater field and thank All of the paper on our ex- change list are carefully planned, well written papers and we enjoy reading them. Although we have only a few exchanges on our list at present we are adding more as fast as possible. We have The Student, B. A. C., Cedar City, Utah; The White and Blue, B. Y. U., Provo, Utah; Student Life, (J. A. C. , Logan, Utah; The Chronicle, U. of U., Salt Gold and Lake City, Utah; Blue, L. D. S., Salt Lake City, Utah; The Wasp, Heber, II. S., The Carbon, Heber, Utah; Carbon Co. High School, Price, Utah; The Cactus, Gila AcadArizona; emy, Thatcher, Oneida Stake Academy, Preston , Idaho ; The Pan orama, Binghampton H. S., Binghamp-ton- , 0-nei- N. Y. 6, In Conductors Chorus Pratt, the teacher What key is this written in? Mazel Key of D. Pratt do. Alright, sound you give it to the calves and pigs. Mr. Tanner Will, how did like you wifeys poem? Will Fine, that was sure good. Mr. Tanner There, s something back of that girl. Will Did you pass your exams. Roll Did 1? Well say, in fact I passed so well that they encored me and Pm going to take them all over again. Nettie And so you andVern quarreled. Yes and I returned Camilla all his presents, and what do you think he did? Nettie Something horrid Im sure. He sent me half a Camilla dozen boxes of face powder with a note explaining that he thot he had taken as much as that home on his coat since he first met me. I iOraine Ivins in chemistry exam: Fundamental of stomic theory. Atoms are the smallest things in existence and are always in a state of motion. They are the foundation of the universe. 1st. They sat on steps at midnight, But her love was not to his taste, His reach was 36 inches, While hers was a 46 waist. funny old greezer named Bert, Had a brain which was rather inA ert - He started to holler I cant fix my collar, When hed forgotten to put on his shirt. Grant Graf may be found at his regular office at the Orton hotel between the hours of 7 and 12 p. m., every evening, (adv.) |