Show JOBSON ON THE FOURTH I II w R are fl-are are we going a away way anywhere any any- are En-are M where over OYer the Fourth J timidly ventured Mrs Jobson Job Job- son bon at the breakfast table Going away away for for what inquired Mr Jobson glowering at her over oyer the rambler roses In the middle of ot the table Why said Mrs Jobson to escape the noise and Escape nothing cut in Mr Jobson gloomily How you going to escape it Hire a balloon and escape to Spitzbergen Spitzbergen Spitz- Spitz bergen Hike to t the e Mohave desert Id I'd be considerably obliged to you It if you would suggest how anybody can get away from this Fourth of ot July nonsense madam but you cant can't do It Its It's rot Its ot to be done Well then interposed Mrs Jobson Jobson Jobson Job- Job son it is settled that we are not to go away over oer the Fourth and that It Is pretty near settled Mrs Jobson Jobson Jobson Job- Job son if it I say so replied Mr Jobson grandly We are not only not going away but we are going to remain closely bottled up in this fortress from the beginning of ot the day to the end there there- of ot Im I'm going to take all of ot the screens out of ot the windows and pull the windows windows windows win win- dows down tight so as to exclude ns as much of ot the racket as possible and then Im I'm going to retire to the attic where I want my meals served sen-ed to me throughout the day Mr Jobson was In a pretty chipper and cheerful frame tramp of ot mind when he be woke up on Fourth of ot July morning He ate a whopping breakfast and after after aft aft- er breakfast he sat In the front room he be window reading the paper and and torpe l and gazing out at Those youngsters l W Wout 83 out of ot their firecrackers that us fellers fel tel fellers lers used to when hen I was a kid be observed to Mrs Jobson They dont don't get enough noise out of ot em And they dont don't k know ow how to nurse and hoard their firecrackers Why Ill I'll bet those kids never heard beard of ot shooting em emoff emoff emort off ort under a dish pan and That That suggested something to Mr Jobson He sneaked out the basement way went around the corner comer to a fireworks fireworks fire fire- works shop and presently returned with an armful of ot firecrackers Then he slunk in the basement way and copped out Mrs Jobson's second best dIshpan Then he went out again and beckoned a bunch of the firecracker shooting y youngsters In a vacant lotHey lotHey lotHey lot Hey you fellers tellers he be called to the delighted boys ome orne on along here and Ill I'll show you some of ot firecrackers firecracker n ns as Is what bat you might call I When Mrs MIN went over 11 there therean I Ian an hour hout or M so In later Inter lei to tn summon l Mr lr lob Job Jobson son to lunch ho hl wn was firing off of It th the final Onni a r- r rS S Li Y o oi I i 1 I I l T f Ill COME COUE ON J WELL WE'LL IIA HAVE VI SOME I BEAL SEAL NOISE NOIS I package of ot his stock of ot crackers underneath underneath un un- un 1 the dishpan and the noise be he was making was something terrific had so much fun tun since Hector was a pup he panted delightedly delightedly delight delight- edly to Mrs yrs Jobson as he gobbled his lunch know there was so south hh h fun tun to be had out of ot such simple things as firecrackers Were We're all bO boys 8 and girls at heart old lady and its it's only these gloomy that allow to grow o old d. d Well it hasn't been such a noisy Fourth after atter all has bas it in ventured Mrs Jobson after atter it was all over Mr Jobson darted a suspicious look at her Oh Ob you can Just lust put those sneers of ot yours in a tin and seal em up madam madam madam mad mad- am growled Mr Jobson I know what your crack means that means that Ive I've contributed contributed contributed con con- a little UttIe to what you call the noise Well if it I have bave Ill I'll stand for tor it madam and Ive I've got no apologies to tomake make This is a free tree country you'll be pleased to remember remember and were we're celebrating celebrating cele cele- bra brating tin the rhe day that made it free tree and if it 1 I ever eve become so blamed atrophied In my sentiments and balled up In my patriotism that I resent a little extra of ot praiseworthy and commendatory commendatory commendatory com com- nol noise f on the Fourth of ot July like some affected and alleged nicey nicey folks that I could mention I want to be run into the Potomac river riverby riverby by n It pack of or r ferocious rabbits madam and that's about nil all the reply I need to tot t Washington n.-Washington Star ran tr relatives and friends in c Mrs Catherine Brethwaite of Manti was an Ephraim visitor Sunday T. T B B. B hols of Atlantic city will spend the Fourth in Ephraim Floyd Young of Fairview visited friends in Ephraim Sunday Henry was a a. a business visitor in Manti Mon Monday ay Paul Panl Dorius of Salt Lake is visiting friends in Ephraim N. N L. L Christensen left for his home in Redmond Sunday Carrie Smith of Salt Lake is visiting visiting visit visit- in ing friends in Ephraim H. H P. P K Hanson was a Manti visitor visit visit- or Sunday |