Show t r ACCORDING TO TOr f r 4 OWNERS OWNER'S ORDERS r S S Trials of a Yacht Owner Who r Was Wont to Sleep Late S Sr August capitalist and treasurer of the Progressive state committee com corn of New York in the recent campaign cam is is a sel self disciplinarian accordIng accordIng accord accord- Ing to a story told by his bis Long Island neighbors In summer months he makes the tho dall daily trip from Huntington to the tho city in hU his steam yacht acht which s flies the Sag flag of ot the Corin Corin thian Yacht club of ot which he be is com corn corny y t t Taking ones one's own boat is easy in compa comparison lson with train catching also catching also t one is Is apt to land late lato at the office The rhe skipper therefore has strict orders orders or or- ders to sail at or not not So up comes the tho anchor at seven bells and away she sho goes while the commodore scrambles aboard as best 4 may n. n Occasionally inhabitants of ot Huntington Hunting Hunting- ton have the pleasure of ot seeing the tho i o owner ner hat In hand rush madly down the landing just as ns the tender Is IB leaving learIng lear leav ing log the pier stamp angrily and say to himself words to this effect r Worse luck Worse luck Ive I've mIss mIss- r t ed A her nl ln For a Late Crop The Rev nev John B. B Craft was as conducting conduct l I ing tag a n series of meetings in a rural I neighborhood of or Southwest Virginia n says says ays Macks Mack's National Monthly 1 One 3 night he be was trying to bring the i Uy of ot early embracing a n religious hope to bear upon his con congregation reg lie He said 4 5 Well Just illustrate You begin In February or March farch to prepare your ground for planting out your spring crop You plant in April to be on time you neglect this work May Maywill Maywill will be late but perhaps twill answer Let tho the work go 0 until June then what will you do Too late will be beth bethe th the cry Just sow It in buckwheat called out nn an old farmer from a n rear seat scat The preacher sat down 1 A Lesson Lenon In Finesse Senator Cummins discussing a campaign earn cam victory said slId with a n smile It was won by finesse nese The Tho finesse se displayed in It reminds me mo of a Concord Concord Con Con- cord corll banquet Jt Why is it that yo fellows follows are arc omitting wine wino from your banquet this year year one one Concord man asked another So as to make sure of tho the presence of the AI Al after dinner speakers of the 1 t 4 country was the reply We c have incited In In- cited them and they hoy wont won't dare to stay a away war r r I Why not I For the reason that if It they did people would say it was because there i Iwa wa was no wine you know n D StIr |