Show YENS PETER YENS EN Following ta is f the Ephraim correspondence correspondence corres corres- from lu last Just t wc weeks week's ek Progressive vivo sive Ephrem May Y for 1913 Editor Bill nUl Moos Paper Salt Lake Uta By Yin s aye ben glad Iad t to get paper pap pap- er doe des an all bout boot dem falers down in Va on det tariff bill aye yoot yoost b bet t von von dollar dol lar dot det Yaks Yonson dont no no vedder hae ben foot or hors horseback back no sir air Dis hare dooty business been beel funny tin ting Sister Hulda Sven Svenson on vent vent to in-to McCafferty's storo store udder day dayto to get sugar for coffee Seester Hulda tank mabo mabe sugar ben sence J put hem horn on free list Vot you tank McCafferty tell ten hem h hae e yoost get got telephone from sugar factory down Elsinor det sugar go up lOc bag bag sence sence dey put dem on free list yes sir By aye hope same ting happens to Peter Olson ben sua- sua bout dis hare baro sugar Hae Hao say dot van ven Austin da sugar factory men mon kum kurn round to see hem bout lots beets hae tell hem l hard ard luck story atory bout dem dem- krats killin off all aU sugar Yes sir Now so soon det dey take tak dooty off oft up price Seester Hulda say et ot ben hard to but ven veil sugar men git reddy to make farmers for fer beets sugar ben down downto to six dollar doUar sack but ven von hae auts to put up fruit en summertime by price hao hae go up to seven fafty fatty Yes sir Aye tank dat been funny ting dont don't you Aye vish all sheep men vork work same ame graft Ohl Oh I Aue forgot to tell you Seester Hulda ben Best gest et party given last week by da M DI and M 1 girls hae made hit by nice bout Ephrem Ephrem Ephrem Eph Eph- rem hare et iss isa OLE EPHREM I Yu talk bout udder towns An yoost how bl big dey figs iss Bout dare big stores an factories All humin loud vid bizz Dey kan blow bout dare dar churches Vid steeples vey up high An lites a shin shinin in Till rill dey li hUn up da sky De Dey kan talk bout da City Parks Da best you yO offer effer tI see e. e But dis hare good ole Ephr Ephrem m Ben pen for me mo Ve aint much on payin nor Ye Ve aint eo so very big Dere been no skyscrapers yet But ve haf a tine fine blind pig Ye haf plenty to get aroun Da Date more den some ome kan say So dey better quit a fun En Jettin gettin quiet so gay ay Ef m dey day like dare ole towns towns towns' better Dats Data yore vero dey day ott to be But dis ole town off Ephrem Ben for me Yore YENS PETER YEN EN |