Show - r r TVFEATURES The Salt Lake Tribune Ann Landers: To Some Dogs Offer Blissful Parenthood Dear Ann Landers: Occasionally you run a letter that has appeared before I'm hoping you will print the enclosed column again It appeared in The Miami Herald on July 20 1972 Thanks Ann — Minnie in Miami Dear Minnie: That you would hang on to a column for 20 years is pretty amazing Since you thini so highly of it others might too Here it is: Dear Ann: I'm middle-age- d and middle-clas- s I was born and raised in a small town but now I live in Cincinnati I'm what you'd call Mrs Middle America My husband and I live in a townhouse complex There are eight families in this compound and six of them have dogs We do not Neither my husband nor I had a dog when we were children Perhaps TODAY'S TELEVISION SCHEDULE havioral authorities say that a dog and older offers middle-agepeople permanent parenthood No matter how old the dog gets he still needs to be fed bathed combed and petted this explains my ignorance but I can't figure out why people go to so much trouble not to mention the expense During the winter our neighbors slog through the snow in below zero weather to walk their mutts All summer I see these same idiots driving pets to the veterinarian for grooming and shots When a dog is sick its family members treat it like a child They stay up all night to give it medicine Our neighbor went to the expense of having her dog driven to Florida because he had ear trouble and couldn't fly That dog had a mink coat and hat Fifty million Americans can't be crazy How do you account for such lunacy? — The Rugs in My Home are Beautiful Dear Beautiful Rugs: Some be u d KI:TV LC KT )1 973-300- 0 CE KSL 972-177- 6 L73 5:30 am '2 kni KTV ValI Street Journal Report 14 LS Farm Report Best of all when you come home from a hard days work some members of the family may bark at you but your dog wags his tail and lets you know he's glad you're home I) f:9 14 of the Lost I o:nrs TA ARIES MAR 21 )yt kii54 TAURUS APR 20 of MA:( 201 k"1 L I 2 3 4 112-20-2- 9 CI 8 Bottom 7 la GEPAINI NAV 21 88 9 Teen 10 Own 11 Facts 12 Fall 13 Counsel 14 Use 15 Surrounds 16 Line 17 Time 18 Should 19 Health 20 0 op1-53-59-6- CANCER tA111JUNE 21 0etILII:Y 22 hV 110 ten 'n JULY23 AUG22 VI RGO AUG 22 22 11 1:162-70-83-9- 330( 63 64 65 66 67 CI T Be Gather Guests Alone 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 20fr SO 51 22 Could 52 W41 03 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 Time In May Be Many A 69 Charity Arrive 70 Plan 71 Gathering Help For 72 Your Linarnounced73 Favor 74 Today Helping The 75 Equipment To 76 To A 77 Your Comforting 78 Finances 79 Have People Reason 80 Be 81 Mind Good 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 A Favorite Gathering Think For Surround A 6A JAP CATHY It IFS To Be Gramm" Mend - 0 20 MAR 2- - 31 Q4--A48-6- 7 WEIGHTchtd! 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I I Members of the expedition are reported to have discovered "a gigantic wooden ship exposed in DENNIS THE MENACE by Hank Ketcham i c 10:35 11 Nest In ste- Empty eus Q CBS WHO'S TALKING?: Corre- earthquake NI i h this month) Biblically Noah's Ark is thought to have come to rest on the slopes of Mt Ararat located in what is known as eastern Turkey According to research done for the screenplay an expedition was sent to the Ararat region in 1840 to examine damage in the aftermath of a violent a tax on beards In 1774 the first Continental Congress assembled in Philadelphia In 1836 Sam Houston was elected president of the Republic of Texas In 1882 the nation's first Labor Day parade was held in New York In 1905 the Treaty of Portsmouth ending e War was signed in New the Hampshire In 1914 the First Battle of the Marne began during World War 1 the United States proclaimed its neutrality in World War II In 1975 President Gerald R Ford escaped an attempt on his life by Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme a disciple of Charles Manson in Sacramento Calif ndMI Satur Mtnie - Gorillas in the Mist- '19881 Si gourney Weaver Club Golf 8 pm 5- pm 1 (I CI 4:30 pm ogY n all-Uta- On this date: In 1698 Russia's Peter the Great imposed ORI pm Brai 2 Reminglon Steele 4 Night Court 2 The Pooers That Be In stereo 13 Cops In stereo 30 Super Sports Follies Chemistry yi c Football 7:30 reo Miss Fire- 12:30 30 In ste- met Cooking conLcludes 0 a Laurence elk 13 Cops In stereo 14 21 Jump Street Geographic Home Showcase Health Smart Gour- Discovering Psycho! 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The Incredible Discovery of of course Noah's Ark It's true McGavin brought rain real rain Not so much that you'd need an ark but rain in a time of drought is welcome in any amount (Keep it up and we can revive Green Pastures) Filmed on a budget of some $12 million the Incredible Discovery of Noah's Ark is expected to air on CBS during the November sweeps and employed — except for Mf ?Gavin — an cast "featured extras" Partner opens with a demand bid check! DO& EL Sew Ani In cm 11 5 11e Sinp 14 hirrrt Jusisce 30 Iborn Je Snoncaw 7 pm The Golden omit Ilerro Actor in Search of Noah's Ark Brings Rain to SL 7532v820A954K852 4 LOHcheat DON'T FALL IN : s Q5--Bot- am 8:30 am opens bidding one heart What do you respond? vulnerable as South you hold: ROMScheck! 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