Show Boys Will Be Boys t 1 There were a couple of old forty- forty t down in Tombstone Ariz It S said a tourist the ot other er day daT who 1 were great friends One of them was 80 years old and the other 81 The They S were taking their morning toddy one pi s day and fell into a disagreement over i ithe the date of some pioneer occurrence Each was Insistent upon his own recollection of It and finally th they y got Into a regular quarrel Backing away from the bar they drew their guns and blazed away at each other but their sight was so dim and their hands so unsteady that all the bullets bullets bullets bul bul- lets went wide When their guns guns were emptied the barkeep emerged merged from beneath the counter and made them shake hands handa and make up The local paper the Epitaph In des dest describing rib rib- ing the occurrence treated It In an Indulgent vein and closed by bT saying Well boys will be boys It |