Show 11 tm N NY Y I. I 0 i t r Matrimony is an optical institute for the blind The man man who vho I is pound pound foolish 1 lS Isn't t nece necessarily penny penny wise rt The funniest funniest thing at about arout out many many a a stage comedian Is his face It takes a noisy preacher to keep a a- small boy awake in church There is n nothing in a name name unless unless you are a candidate for office An Indulgent indulgent- husband is is all right I if his indulgence is limited to one small glass In union there Is strength strength strength-so so a ameel meek and lowly and lowly man with a str strenuous wife says One way to Improve the memory Isto isto is isto to assume for tor a moment that you have everything you want It is permissible for a a barber to scrape an acquaintance but he should draw the line at bleeding him Perfection in false teeth and Imitation imitation tion typewriting is due more or less to the imperfect thereof It Its It's a womans woman's Imagination that keeps her young She ima imagines her friends cant can't see through a coat of ot p paint paint Courtship Is a gas balloon that lifts a a man heavenward and marriage is a parachute that enables him to visit the earth again The woman who marries for money doesn't worry when her husbands husband's love grows cold old so long as he continues con continues oU to hand out the cold cash If girls were were capable capable of distinguishing distinguish distinguish- ing mg between a nibble and a bite qUe there would be fewer breach O promise suits 17 3 1 1 Th The only only good good husband Is the same 1 y yas as as the only goo good Indian Indian dead The way way a girls girl's conscience appears t to you yot is as s deceptive as as s an an work open-work j shirt waist In a political campaign the devil hardly has has' to lift his hand to get a a. bumper crop It takes takes' a woman to look straight ahead of her and be able to see a man directly behind her Its It's mighty funny how queerly a girl girlIs Is built bunt who is not allowed to dress the way she wants to There Is more wisdom In a 16 year 16 year year- old girls girl's nonsense than in an old maids maid's cold hard sense A woman woman tal takes es pride in thinking how how proud she would be If she had anything to be bo proud of Some men are so domesticated they can look pleasant when they find the cooks cook's hair in the butter About the time a man thinks he h has s learned all alt about running his automobile automobile automo automo- bile bUe it Is du due to blow up on himA him A man ought to be almost willing to todie die to have the nice things said about him that ones one's widow always does to I Ithe the next man she Is going to marry New York Press r |