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Show Weddings Angel Harris and Alan Dear Ann Landers: A while bark you printed a piece about Everybody, Somebody and Nobody It was undoubtedly a were married June 8 in the River LDS Temple. A wedding luncheon and a recep sharply edited original I kept under my dresser glass for many years There is no sign of an author, but I hope you will print it. I be- lieve it's worth EJ the space. In Ark. Dear E.J.: I've seen at least 10 versions. Yours is the best. Here it is: tion were given at th Hunter LDS Stake Center. The couple was further honored June 9 at a reception at the Aspen Grove Reception Center, Logan. The bride, a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Larry Harris, Logan, and Mr. and Mrs. Ballard Harris, Ogden, works for KBLQ, Logan. The bridegroom, a son of Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Christensen, West Valley City, is a student at Utah State University. He filled an LDS mission to New Mexico. ANYNOBODY. SOMEBODY, BODY AND EVERYBODY married a man with four kids He swore they would never be a problem. They all lived with their sweet, religious mother. When he left her, she had a lovely home, all the bills were paid and he agreed to give her generous child support I Eight months later, here comes troubled For example, Somebody talked about his neighbor and Everybody was afraid to say anything because FATHER'S DAY SPECIALS "Mom'' boy, so we took him in. That was three years ago. She calls to see how he is and hasn't found time in months to take him for a day. When I phoned to say the boy needs to see a shrink, and asked her to sit in on the sessions, she replied, "Thats YOUR problem. I have the feeling the end isn't in sight. I've heard rumblings about the younger boy not "doing well So, Ann, keep trying to educate those folks who hate reality. Its like you said, "When you marry a man, you get his whole family, whether you A Slow Learner In like it or not." Utah ALL VEGETABLE SALE 29 Melons Tomatoes ne Squash Debbie Jones and Ken Payne were married Friday at the Airport a couldnt handle the went. Nobody was the only decent one of the four. Nobody was very faithful. Nobody paid the Lords tithe. Nobody sang in the choir. Nobody took up the offering. No matter what had to be done, Nobody did it. When tney needed a schoolteacher, Everybody thought that Anybody would teach but he wouldn't. Neither would Somebody, so guess who finally did it? Thats right: Nobody. Which of the four finally got to heaven? NOBODY!! Once there were four neighbors who lived side by side. Their names were Fred Somebody, Thomas Everybody, Pete Anybody and Joe Nobody. They were very odd people and it was difficult to understand them or the things they did. The way they lived was a shame and everyone knew it. i Dear Ann Landers: Your answer to the woman who married a man with four children was right on. You said, "You can count on children from a previous marriage as part of the total package " might find out. But Everybody knew that Anybody talked about Somebody too. so he was getting what he deserved It wasn't a very pleasant neighborhood. There was the time Anybody's house cajght on fire. Everybody thought Somebody had called the fire department. Somebody thought Everybody had done it, so it turned out that Nobody called the fire department and Anybody suffered a terrible loss. All four belonged to the church. Everybody went fishing on Sunday. Anybody wanted to worship but was not very friendly and was sure that Somebody would not speak to him, so Nobody was the only one who Somebody version of the Peppers Hilton Inn. A Dear Utah. Your story is a familiar one Thanks for the backup Dear Ann Landers: I was a divorced woman with a child when 1 married Ralph He had two children who lived with their mother Ralph and I had two children In bloom $05 4" Pot SEED POTATOES SOD ONION to 6 P.M. DAILY SUNDAY 1 0 A.M.-- 5 640 PJVl EAST We did cur best to make a pleasant home for these children All efforts failed After six months they decided to live with other relatives. That was seven weeks ago Now Ralph tells me they want to come stressful situations crisis every -Se- Dear See: Sit down with Ralph and his children Have in hand a list of house rules and regulations Tell them they must sign an agreement to live within the guidelines you've set up or leave Explain no excuses will be accepted and there will be no second chance Make it stick Good luck SNAPPER MOWERS SPRING SALE! Prices too low to quote! Come in for Utahs best lawn mower buy! ea. WE SERVICE LAWN MOWERS Cottonwood Mall 4835 Highland Dr. 278-048- 7 EVERYTHING OPS' SOUTH LE: fttr ft a, Old newspaper a ggSSL The bride is a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Jim Wolfe, Davenport, Iowa, and Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Jones, Ala. She attended Utah State University. The bridegroom is a son of Mr. and Mrs. Garry Gregory, Magna, and Mr. and Mrs. Darrel Payne, West Valley City. He attends Utah Technical College at Salt Lake. - hour I love my husband and don't want him to feel I am not be ,g fair to his kids Please. Ann, give me some good old Landers wisdom I want to do the right thing, but what is it1 e-Saw in Canada Mrs. Payne Syla-caug- that other place My husband wants to take them back but I hate the thought of it Our family life is now serene and quiet and just can t face going through all the troubles again Both his children are over 18 and if they come back to live with us I know we will have a rerun of all the agonies and $159 V' 4500 in 1 It was a disaster from the beginning They stole from the neighborhood stores, fought with our children, wouldnt respect a curfew and refused to be part of the family. They would not accept hugs or kisses or even an arm around the shoulder. 75c ea. white, yellow SETS rules "Fine. & GARDEN CENTER AtpimVkMm HOURS: 9 A.M. LEEPER BYO Cooler ...keeps your favorite drinks will mark the birthday Choose from 3 Classic Styles! DEAR HELOISE: When my first baby was born I decided to keep a newspaper published on his birth ice cold! Reg. $39.95 H sdate. on each 20 OFF All desk clocks this weekend only birthday for quite a number of ;years I kept newspapers. I also kept the papers when a new 'president All back here because they don't bke the Our life was wonderful until Ralph's children decided they wanted to live with us They said their mother was crazy Ralph and I said. GERANIUMS reception was given afterward. Then lfi, 1'IHI Landers: Neighbor Nobody manages to do it all Harris-Christm- an Jones-Pay- Saturday June The Salt Lake Tribune was 13 OFF elected. I did this my other boy ill for also. If you live in a large city and the paper is too large, just save the front section with the headlines. Thelma Weston a clever idea. When the Thats child reaches 20, I bet it would be interesting if the newspaper included grocery prices to compare with the prices current then. Heloise DEAR HELOISE: I've read a hundred tips on containers to keep jewelry in. I have one that is great for traveling. I recently took a little trip and wanted to take several pairs of my small pierced earrings. I have several small pill boxes. I used one with six small compartments for my earrings plus a couple of chain The pill box fits easily into any size purse I use. Anita Nardi DEAR HELOISE: While cleaning the refrigerator the other day I got an idea that made the freezer look neater and, best of all, gave me more space. I took out the frozen food boxes and cartons that had just small amounts or one serving left in them and wrapped each item in aluminum foil. I cut the name and cooking directions off each package and taped them to each item. You would really be surprised at the amount of space I gained. Mrs. Mildred Huber DEAR HELOISE: If you are allergic to scented cosmetics and do not wish to pay the high cost of hypoallergenic creams, I have a very inexpensive skin softener idea for you. I use mineral oil. Just apply it to your skin with a piece of cotton. 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