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Show NUISANCE ALL TOO COMMON No Doubt the Majority of Our Readers Have Met at Some Time the "Big Money" Boy. Step up a little closer, patrons, look 'em over good, then take your seats and set back for a listen. Y'know this windbag, the big money boy. Oh, yeh ! Go ahead, you tickle us. This pipe dream is always putting across some "big deal" expecting a "clean up," "got a tip," etc., and all that fat chatter. His melody goes a buzz this way : "Well, things look merry for me, I'll say. Got in on a deal this morning ; if it goes through, means much 'Jack,' a 'gas roller' and easy picking for me to last some moons. Can't tell you what it's about just yet. Backed up by so and so of the so and so corporation, corpor-ation, and he's sinking all his interest collection on It, so you see what a blazer it is or he wouldn't be in It. I'm to be one of the main squeezes, hold stock, and go on the road at 100 per Saturday, 25 per cent commish and traveling expenses," etc., etc. Listen ! This rummy has more wind than a deck of cyclones. He imagines more money in an hour than the mint turns out In a month. Call his bluff and tell him to go settle his laundry bill with the Chinaman. Remember: They are not putting signs up in the back windows, "President Wanted." Washington Herald. |