Show r TIIE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING FEBRUARY 21 1932 HEY ONNIE NONNIE AND A HOTCHA CHA! BELIEVE IT OR NOTBy Robert L Ripley By O O McDITYRE Olla podnda: Irving Hoffman Is becoming one of the best of the younger caricaturists One of the big new hotels Is not doing so well A1 Smith likes to listen to Kate Smith over the radio ' George Jessel smokes 12 long black cigars a day Rainy nights balloon business at the Broadway movies The Murray Hill Hotel rooms have the highest ceilings in town J P Morgan has a standing order for all the latest mystery novels “The Red House" is the story of a famous European brothel Jimmy Durante is one of the most popular fellows in the Hollywood movie colony Dudley Field Malone lives at 830 Park avenue where Irvin Cobb lives Rupert Hughes “discovered’ Lawrence Tibbett and Jim Tully George Arliss has an “owl eye” from monocle wearing Ed Howe is America’s best editor and known small-tow- n i deservedly Secret archives in Washing ton hold the evidence that two presidents and three members of the cabinet have been blackmailed Joe Zelli had about the shortest play run of the seaA production of his son closed after one night The name of that white drink flecked with gold so popular as a cordial years ago is Danzinger Goldwasser Chicago cafe sign: “Credit to persons more than 80 when accompanied by their par- JTF WHEN ARRANGED “The Dorchester From Grace MacKay 'iff -- Ilf to -- ii 4f V- r'r I 'W’mkki Incidentally until the other day I had never seen an actress named Doris Kenyon on the screen And after seeing her I am still running a fever She is beautiful gifted and even in a very bad movie made her part stand out like Gibraltar Short shavings: James Moore's daughter (Dmty) Mary was selected by Belasco as a potential American Bernhardt But an auto smash-u- p shunted her to invalidism Bernard Sobel is an acHe complished violinist played left end on the Purdue A university orchestra Chicago cafe features “The Paul Ash" sandwich Ham on cheese Ted Cook was once a clerk in a dry goods store in Sheldon 111 Booth larkington John T McCutch-eoand George Ade were pals at Purdue Frnnk J (Pop) Price long on the Morning Teh graph is now clerk of couits in Tike ocunty Pennlie’s a popular sylvania Dennis King was oldtimer once Dennis Pratt "Of Dice I Sing ' U the biggest musical hit so far since December 1 Helen Keller's scolti is mimed "Darkey” George Gershwin occupies a penthouse "Pack at 3J Riverside drive Mule” by Ursula Bloom is E a new one by Dutton's Phillips Oppenheim walks four miles betoie urenkfast daily And crosses streets in In taxis fiom then on Germany they laugh at the "It ides of paying debts couldn't be woise” they sav Victor Monte Is one of The Peter the rich actors H Kvncs are in the South bias nnd will contmue to the Orient Sdney Leitf dots n i ‘If iv-UI- vctf Me Frank bpe formosus TiLToN — IB MetuchenN3 8 Jjl YEARS OLD At AND HAG PERFECT TEETH was Tried-a- J&x jor0 convicted-f- nd usurpaHom or AFTER HE WAS DEAD L CARTS free-and-ea- 9 i v 'I H&W custom of immortalizing star names m halls of like niches in Hollyspreads Outside Grau-man- ’s Chinese theater stars make barefoot impress in the cement Benches on Hollywood boulevard are named for Gary Madge Cooper Evans etc Stones over the fireplace in Noah Beery's club in the San Bernardino mountains are autographed by picture celebrities visiting that retreat Now a hotel in Hollywood announces that whenever a distinguished persons sleeps in one of its beds a bronze plate will announce the fact for all posterity s I PRoPERtV AND PUNCTUATED Reads:— Disjointed i am and puzzung Too But put me together and then read me through No Longer a Puzzle shall i be to you From this you may learn that things may appear At first sight to be very puzzling or queer Bot looked at again are perfectly clear The movie fame wood Jf sveh O INTEDl AMAN DPUZ ZUNGTO OBUTP0T MET OQ E THERA NOTH ENRE AD METH ROUGH NOL 0 NGERAPOl ZLESH AlllBET OY OUF ROMT HiS YO 0M AYLE ARNT HATT HINGS MAYAP PEARA TF1 RTS1 GHTT OB EVER DATA GAINA REPERF CT LYCL EAR CRBUTLOOKE YP VIZ LiN GORQUE The Lambs weathers another financial crisis by voluntary contributions of loyal members It is still facing rough seas but those who cherish the ideals for which it has stood are hopeful it will survive The chief blow financially to the Lambs has been the moving of its most influential members to Hollywood A’ I when they remain out there the sentimental affection for the historic theatrical aggregation seems to vanish Or maybe they Just forget 1 i fti-SJ- goodness sake? i4rj ? f writer like wine improves with age” But what happens to the bad ones for Fti K"r U good al-- J V ?! A greyhound once killed a timber wolf in a fight to the death in an Oregon forest 1 i ni u ents" Old Persian proverb: fittfil’’ ‘r-sv ht j ' Beans A - ALARM iV VAX v Sioux ClTYlA would eat everything BuT BEANS RADIO TRI CK A SIGN IN Boston doq ' f THE CHECKERED K A MAGIC HE WAS FOND OS ONIONS -- Owruxi CLAMS R by MRS tlCO OANNA Glut SOAP N Y 5QUARB originated By Carl hemness Sioux ETC C &YP’ vfW Y’V SMOKE kwi SCH00LH00SE -- Ofy!-- ' ONE FACTION Harmony NY WANTED (I PAINTED RED THE OTHER WANTED IT WHlTC- - THCY COVoeUS£tf Built about IKA6 EXPLANATION OF LAST SUNDAY’S CARTOON The Sici$ Navy— The Swiss navy is not a myth hut an historical reality with a glorious part in the history of Switzerland During the 500 years of its existence there wire times when the Swiss navy was com-parativ- dy as strong as the British navy has hicn in our times From the middle of the 13th century until the end of the lth the Swiss Canton of Vaud (Fays de Vaud) main ruled by Berne He not itmoke amateur magician U aPo an Amos ’n’ Andy and Sid Smith the live in the same cartoonist in Chicago apaitment hou-cClark Gab! g( reen idol tapes back hia can befuia a tained a fleet of ships on Lake Geneva as a defense against the aggressions of the Italian Dukes of Savoy whose territory lay beyond the lake From two war galleys in the beginning the Swiss navy rose to a strength of seven and battleships laun twenty-fou- r c hts (chaloupes) at the head of which Jean Godfroie Crmsaz de 'Torrent of Toulon appointed Lord Admiral of the Swiss navy on Fibruary 12 1702 covered himself acene is shot Eddie Buzth zed Is directing his first Lawrence picture TibiieU has never been to EuRicardo Cortez rope on e Jacob Kranr took his He name liom tvo cigaia full-leng- with glory in the last naval engagement of the Swiss fleet against its enemies My picture was drawn after an original rare jminting representing the Swiss navy in 1566 about to engage in its annual maneuvers The Tarahumare Run ner — The two Tarahuo mare Indians Tomas and Leonicio San Miguel who in 9 hours 37 minutes ran 62 2 mills from Pachuca to the Athletic stadium in Mexico City bearing Za-fir- 1-- amoves only clgarets I rank Fay is finishing “Fay’l MaFollies" on his ow i rion Davies and Bebe Daniels are the best bndgp players in y J P moue circhs ia in Cuba writing a se Mc-lo- t - letter from the governor of Hidalgos to Governor Serranos of the federal district of Mexico turned in one of the marl able running re- - per- formances ever recorded The distance covered would have exhausted most horses They ran in an altitude of from 1 2 to 2 miles in which the majority of people would find breathing difficult Yet the two runners showed no signs of fatigue and finished fresh and fit Tins Eating Serpent 1-- rial called “Suh Drunk" And Ursula Fnrrott is in the West Indies writing a hook about Boston Wilbur Daniel Steele does his writ'ng wearing a vtv d blue pnT of flannel punts most flaiy Iwah Spider — The Giant spider ( Grammostola Long of southern Brazil one of the largest as well as the most voracious sjiidcrs in the world having a body about 2 inches long and a leg spread of 8 inches feeds on rattlesnakes and lizards The spoil r will at- 1 fi s t tack an rattlesnake by seizing its head and holding on tenaciously The prey is subdued by a flow of the spider’s and is then poison crushed by the giant arachnid’s m a n d i bles 18-inc- (CopyrlRht and Jose Rubin divorced dine together at intervals and are Darrell and good friends Itarlan Ware brotlirrs broke into College Humor in the same me Charles M Schwabs father was a lively 1 1 1912 Kin h Feature Byiidlit Ine ) stable keeper Basil Rath-bois occupying the apartment of Grover Cleveland and John Randall (Color Hilt 191S MdW ne interior MiNaiifht lyi luoj fr |