Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE SUNDAY MORNING ABRIL 27 1900 E 12 A WHEN OLD-AG- WONT ADMIT OF IT E r OCCURRED to the senator one evening when halt- a dozen atyoung men and women were twitting around him that the In titude of these younger people toward him would have amounted You wonder words to something lllce this: Eighty-eigful old man! years of age and In your right mind and apparently with your We think you're wonwits still about you We reverence you for not being derfulsomething that has brokenn down and needs to be swept up In the dust-paThat was precisely come to analyze It the Isn't he wonderway the world behaved Look how spry he Is ful! Senator are you going to dance with me? Catch him napping If you can! Want to know the youngest man In this crowd? Meet the senator! Meet the senator! Exhibit A Out of question to be treated In a way that vi as not special and deferential to his great How elaborate everybody was In manage And how elaborately Jf ner toward him you were 88 and spry you tried to keep up the hallucination of youth Senator don’t you ever sleep? Nonsense I leave It to you youngsters to need sleep I'm never ht — tired Scotland Yard Scotsmen Few Seek Cop Jobs Two Glasgow Applicants Use Same Envelope OF COITISE THE ' SENATOR WAS TIRED him that the room began to wave Keep apace with current events and one in the world of death just as and the faces to blur and Jhe lights compare them favorably If at all I am In the world of life! Rubbi'h” ' to dim But only for a second Can t with the “good old days" said the senator aloud Getting be caught napping It was a strange loneliness being morbid” What was that Crowds of progeny and you were says pg? Bridge Yes a eighty-eig'itlc later but I want to dance first adoring youth about one but all the NEVER ASSOCIATE AVITII You young ones are too set in your real people one had known lying In OLD AGE ANOTHER RILE those minaret cities called cemeways Isn't he wonderful! Can't keep teries Practically the entile uniup with him If I have his pep at verse with whom the senator had Never with old age! Anfifty 1 be luckv Grandfather this been young and with whom he hRd is my dance Come thati a swell grown Into ripe age had folded Us other of the senator's slogans for hands and closed Us eyes Even the sidestepping the Implications of the They stood on the wdc lines and contemporary old people were of a years There were of coursp cerapplauded and Just for good measure generation yourtorr than he Eighty-eig- tain exceptions Twice a year he you gave them the double dip and gave you an isolation beyond to the home of a the hotsle totsyl No doubt about the explaining You were of one Journeyed to visit her bedrid' t octoit the way to feel young was to act world and you had to pretend that genarian father-in-laU of Lovely lithe grandchildren you were of another And yet It half a lifetime young i too Ever so o in your arms or often as not somekept you young Oh jes It kept you he found occasion to vtsit th It kept you young body elte's grandchild a of aunt bv marriage o ht Never tired I Sometimes It seemed Into hla evening clothes that the old bones and him would sag In a heap under veritably need to be swept up In a dust-pa- n by a servant In the mornat dining Never tired! Sometimeschildren ner surrounded by his guests It seemed to grandchildren Story Holds an enviable season average of 183 this year Joe has bowled eight of them In LONDON (UP)— Boy page Sher- game's over 200 three and league competition tills season lock Holmes placed well In a father and Isson tourson He the Scotland Yard is confronted with nament here recently a first-claThis mystery of a prominent Milwaukee alley mystery dog-fac- two-head- -- w 11 blvek-botto- ht at hlte-hth- ed alive and going and out of the doctor’s clutches to dress every night for dinner dance cards or theatre Kept you on tiptoe too to force your memory to be well oiled and your wits nimble None of the or forgetfulness or garrulousness repetitlousness of age for the senator The mind has to be treated like a fire horse In fine fettle Nimble Responsive Fleet sens RECKLESS AVITII WHAT WAS LEFT OF LIFE ht ron-ta't- -d ter-rc'- -s sun-dre- well-bein- The curious part of It all although you could never explain that because there was no one left living who could understand was that It vas easy to be reckless with what was left of life because the idea of dtath had become so simple On the Nothing much to dread contrary a vast and beautiful reunion to contemplate Another fantastic aspect of this was that so many who were dead belonged also to the youngsters Men and women dozens of them who had died In their forties and fifties and even si ties would be as young to the senator In death when the time came to- - the reunion as they had been in Ufe I will be older than almost any- - -- 11 A re Many and many a time when he felt memory slipping the trick was to discipline it Never forget a name All Sign of bad memory right In the young but sign of decay In age Never repeat yourself Never doze In a Sign of senility chair Never register surprise at the new youth Reminisce but seldom shuf-fleboa- rd beautiful pi' old who fat all clav II cat In the sun- hed s and on the of her lovely house and i— herg self fatten on Poor old Aunt Ella Can’t make her stir Sits and soaks her— If in sun Knits sillies for people who won t wear them Dozes by the hour Loves waiting on Go-- s to bed at eight and loves to be and sneoze like an adorable old fat Mn’t-'- e cat- - Can t you shams her hi- HIS TRICK WAS TO DISCIPLINE MIND to the senator as he climbed Nothing to do about a woman like sitting on the porch In her huge up- - Almost the hour They blame Aunt The facetious patter Is that holstered chair and daubing arnica Ella him at seventy-fiv- e 'along her swollen rheumatic sheBe xaniped as It may the senator and that BOAT TRIP A TRIAL knuckles You're the prize exhibit Aunt Ella sit now sometimes six and IN THE SIMMER You'rfr like the man and seven hours on end In the great the fat lady and the sunny rooms or on the wide sunnv ' The summers were a nuisance No girl You re the old boy wonder terraces of the beautiful country t Can grow old The boy-- onder house The senator has relaxed so use talking the boat trips were a who wax cursed with the Inability to outrageously to his reumatlsm that trial A man was supposed to be en- grow old Aunt Ella says of him somewhat titled to look upon Ills holiday as a How she cackled In age you had testily that It is Indecent surrender of rest of But the to guard against that Without your period The curious part of It Is that with nothing sort If you had the reputation of being aware the laugh could be- all his shamelessly revealed infirmibeing the youngest man on board come a cackle ties gout Joint trouble Jaundice and the floating palace of an ocean liner a leaking heart the senator someThen fell the nine of wonthere was no such thing as relaxa- der Almost like the days how looked better Relaxed Is Aunt tion Young ones knocking on the the senator awoke one morningshay too Ella's way of putting It cabin door Come on senator we re tired to face the day of the frivoliCall It what you will says the senall waiting for you to come uo on ties the trivialities the repartee and ator It’s solid comfort Being board and show who Is the best the challenge of youth His bones eighty eight has enonnous compenSav-'ng hurt His spirit player on this ship His soul sations If you Just let yourself be hurt me a dance for tonight sena- - hurt eighty-eigf tor? Oh I say senator don t you The young and younger generago and desert me for that pretty tion about him declare McClure Newspaper can they (Copyright blonde You promised to walk the trace his disintegration to the day Syndicate ) deck with me this evening Yes the summers were a trial Same way at Antibes or Paris or Deauville or wherever youth and beauty flitted Fight on! Don’t let the years so much as get a toe In the wedge of the door Fight on Sometimes the tiredness became Just a numbness and that made It “My baby had eczema for about three months It broke out in little easier except you dared not relax blister ob her face and itched and burned ao badly that she used to The memory had to be kept oiled scratch until they would It later broke out on her arms and the repartee flawless and the tendShe could not sleep night or day and was very cross and wrist ency to reminisce held firmly in restless check Fight on! “I read an advertisement for Cuticura Soap and Ointment and sent for a free sample After using it 1 could see a change so purchased SENATOR NO LONGER more and In a short time she waa completely healed “ (Signed) Mrs AN INDIVIDUAL Norman Gross R 2 Box 9 Fort Scott Kansas August 16 1929 that! ‘ w BY FANNIE HURST Baby Gould Not Sleep Healed by Guticura Day iffuer! Yt i couldn’t shame a great plump She pur 17 old woman like that ' r all the world like nothing wn bu Maltese In the sun sleek con-tu- u d superior Ccru out of It Ella Be a young one Dance! Dance my hind foot senator You can make your old bones play at beMine are seventy-fiv- e ing twenty and I m showing them a good time Nihf or bi-- ed Sosp 2Sc Ointment 25 and 50c Talcum ?5c Sold everywhere Addreae Cutleare Lebere tones Dept H Melden Maae” You're not an Individual any more senator Aunt Ella told him once Semple each from ss is: Where are the Scotchmen In Scotland Yard? Irishmen there are plenty in Scotland Yard — and they hold the good positions too Welshmen? It would seem as though almost every other Scotland Yarder was a Welshman And there la of course a liberal on the sprinkling of Englishmen h force But It takes a comb to find the Scotchmen However there Is one Scotchman and a good one too Superintendent Lauder The curious part about the scarcity of Scotchmen in tiie Yard accorde Yarder is that ing to one here are plenty of enthusiastic poould-be licemen and policemen In Scotland but they want to be policemen and not detectives In fact taking the police force as a whole there are probably as many men from Scotland in It as from other districts When police vacancies occurred recently at Southend applications were received from all parts of the cound try Including a number from The two Scottish applicants so from Glasgow the story goes used the same envelope t But why it Is that Scotchmen apparently dislike detective work Is a mystery that Is jet to be solved fine-toot- owner Sir Franctt Acland Take Up tf’eaving LONDON (UP)— Sir Francis Acland former undersecretary for foreign affairs has taken a tip from Mahatma C!andhl and learned weaving as a hobby he purchased a loom Some time ago and had It erected at Klllerton where he has a country home He soon became such an expert weaver that his friends eagerly bought the scarves ties and other articles which he pgoduced Sir Francis gives the profits from his hobby to charity ‘ Dy-onshi- re SELECT DELEGATES MEXICO CITY (UP)— Mexlcowlll send two official delegates to the International Congress of Mental Hygiene to be held at Washington in May The delegates will be Dr Victor Fernandes Manero and Dr Rafael Santamarlna both of the department of public education COMPLY WITH CUSTOM DUBLIN (UP)— President William T Cosgrave s tw o young sons w ho ai e THAT MA EXPLAIN IT learning Irish at a Connemara school school every MILWAUKEE (UP) — Environbring two sods of turf to custom that ment may have something to do with day to comply with the the prowess as a bowler of pupils must bring fuel to warm the Joe Mlske Milwaukee who held school Boot-lan- the wners New Buyers Prospects Uloitem iVatj fr to call it Mental Work Motto— A Way That The greatest appeal of the New Essex Challenger is value 1 hat is the verdict of owners new buyers and prospects in the widest campaign of personal demonstration ever conducted for any automobile dollar-for-doll- Unlike Others f-- J modern l Modern In methods modern In equipmentoffices are holding drntsl rrf service— these and attracting the good will of thousands ofof old patients Make ones new hundreds of each month the patronare an appointment at an hour that auita jour convenience A n-K- T M-- (HOWS Ato U G r GOl D Genuine Trubjle or 20th Century ((100 k’k'Vw BHIIXIVVOKK S200 up $150 to $250 $100 ”Us Genuine (OLlTfr tru- - con HK with runs BYTE TEETH Porcelain ipeetallto Jacket Grown and Akers work in Vie LXAM1NA1 ION I RLE it Teeth riMINGH— PORCVIA1S IIIE MOST REAUTirtl rtATE possible (o produce ualnf Attractive MtKOON BASE an want a car to be proud of—aud Essex y roadis it It is the master in Its and economy is ability wonderful Its appearance as smart as any money can buy” RED With the NATURAL GUM-- 1 IKE PINK I OOK1NG M BlUR GENUINE I Rl’BY IE OR 20TH I EVTIRY GOl D IMN dol me Trrrn get-awa- suction GUARANTIED TO FIT What Women Say : "My car must be as much a matter of pride as my clothes my appearance or my home Essex satisfies that requirement with the smartest of looks and performance For me there is no other choice” ' lr A1 G W pcrtonal Davie bntlf a Serlc Hr tr J by D V W Tboma Burden Nitrous Oxid Gas With Oxj gen Extractions Under Gas S2 to We Feature Nitrous Oxide Gas Mall Ub DR ® A ft 00 J well-dress- ed dollar-for-doll- ar COUPE (with rumbl seat S750 -- CojcA M Sedan S825 — Touring Sedan M S 87 5 Jr S95 — Brougham Suntedan S 995 — Essex Commercial Chassis 3445 Prices f o b Detroit Factory J Chalexam- ine the fine quality wav it is built — its rich upholstery its individual fittings and hardware its careful workmanship in every detail For even those who bought it chiefly for supreme performance are captivated by its notable 37(5-Stand- ard - Included in Standard Equipment: Four two-wa- y shock absorbers— Starter on dash— Radiator shutters— Electrolock—Electric fuel and oil gauge on dash A WIDE CHOICE OF COLORS AT NO EXTRA COST jhe NEW j $t your broken plite— repaired and botk In three hour JG-DAMES-IN- C ‘"lit the Automobile I!iiinoq in Salt Lake City for Distributor and Retailer State orm e hours— to m to i jo p m Sundjv— to m to 2 p m (tor people nho work) Suite 212 215 Brooks Arcade Building PHONE WASATCH 7782 Years"’ Twenlv-lhre- e South State Street Wasatch 636 FRANK C HOWE Murray Utah At Broadway and beauty of design its luxurious appointment and distinction It is the crowning value of this greatest value t We imite sou to drive the New INsex lenger And we invite jou especially to hill-climbi- PAIN! 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