| Show DENNETT CERF’S CERPDOARD (Damn Here’s a collection of prize quotations Say TEThatt from our Cerfboard proprietor’s little black book collect stamps and autographs I collect have I a little black book that quotes 1 carry around the country on lecture tours and every time I hear a new or old quote that fascinates me I make Some people collect a note Here are a few from this year's collection that pleased me the most and that I thought you might be interested in reading: Dr Konrad Adenauer: An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured Zsa Zsa Gabor: Whenever I see a camel I remember what a Senator in ‘ k r L " v L Washington once camel is told me: a horse put together by a committee A Louis Agassiz: Ev ery great scientific truth goes through three stages: First people say it conflicts with the Bible Next they say it has been discovered before Lastly they say they have always believed it 7m Zsa Sholom Alaicham: If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey pay no attention But if two people tell you buy yourself a saddle '“ns Dolo Carnegie: Success is getting what you want happiness is wanting what you get Maurice Chevalier: When you hit JO you eat better you sleep sounder you feel more alive then when you were 30 Obviously it’s healthier to have women on your mind than on your knees r ) Winston Churchill: Eating words has never given me indigestion Dream girls: At 70 Maurice Chevalier still has women on his mind Finlay Pater Dunne: When ye build yer triumphant arch to yer conquerin’ hero build it out of brick — so the people will have somethin’ convenient to throw at hiq as he passes through Will Durant: Truth always originates in a minority of one and every custom begins as a broken precedent Anatole France: If 50 million people say a foolish thing it is still a foolish thing ' Gertrude Stejn: The money is always there but the pockets change it is not in the same pockets after a change and that is all there is to say about money part of what has gone before Parcels of the past guide us What we call the present is only a suburb of the past Abe Martin: You can tell how healthy a man is by what he takes two at a time — stairs or pills Cordell Hull: Never insult an alligator till after you have crossed the river Anne Morrow Lindbergh: To write or to speak is almost inevitably tojie a little George Jean Nathan: I drink only to make other people interesting Tom Griffin: One good turn usually gets the whole blanket George Bernard Shaw: I often quote myself It adds spice 'to the conversation Joe Beniamin Franklin: (Upon discovering electricity): Ouch! Oliver St John Gogarty: We are E Lewis: Conditions have gotten so bad in transportation they tell me the Mississippi River now only runs three times a week If you could kick in the pants the fellow responsible for most of your troubles you wouldn’t be able to sit down for six months Bill Nye: I William Lyon Phelps: A man chn always borrow trouble It’s the only thing for which he needs no collateral GBS Walter Pitkin: A man wrapped up in himself makes a mighty small package i Dy TOM HENRY niE’lBhnnr self when grass reaches cutting height follow a precise cutting pattern ad- obstacles dispose just to moisture-anof grass clippings aerate the lawn return to its storage shelter and turn itself off It will also plow snow — MRS PS CLEVELAND Questions and answers from the news w Has being in the Army Fortunate affected Elvis Presley's income? He Praslty: How's he doing? 14 Very little During 1958 Elvis earned about $2 million which is close to his 1957 income Movies and records were responsible for a great deal of the 1958 figure — Ms Chicago Push-button- Solar power A new kind of lawn-mowmake easier for suburblife may sun-power- mower will start s er anites in 1969 What is it? A What's new in telephones? Easy — TH Wodors it- - in place of dials Instead THIS WEEK ftT ?£ ofproviding tors with telescopes for close-u- Mafailna p - DENVER visi- views of May SI 195 |
