Show dressed chicken she wanted to surprise her husband ft ith a chicken dinner but after she lad had gone out into their little chicken run and captured a tooth toothsome som e cooki looking ng young rooster there she lost her nerve she simply bear to hand it the he axe there was a small email bottle ot of chloroform in the house however so she decided to prepare his bis for or the oven via the anaesthesia route ile he succumbed quickly but to her horror he be recovered consciousness as BOOB as she had finished plucking him sm stricken with remorse then she clother his naked form in a hastily made suit of white flannel that fitted him like a regular varsity made garment then she turned him out into the cil chicken icken run again edito editors rs insist upon happy endings of stories nowadays so the remainder of this tale is better left untold sufficient to say that although fine feathers make fine birds white flannel never made this rooster himself again |