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Show nm v n AWOBtilE f My EDITOR'S NOTE: Danny Klayman's been in Rome lately filming an Italian com- - edy, and from what he reports, his life doesn't seem very far removed from that genre 'My girlfriend in Rome is jokes some cook. The other day I found a bone in the ravioli. She's fed me so much pasta I had to let out my shower curtain." Klayman, who's performed at the by dAiswy kUyMAN Playboy Club and Palmer House in Chicago, the Shoreham Hotel in Washington, and on the Mike Douglas and Merv Gnffm shows, has also written material for Vice President Mondale While he tells a variety of the subiect of alcohol seems to come up with some frequency: "My best friend had a birthday party and I helped him drink up all his presents That night I slept like a log In the " morning I woke up in the fireplace Here are some jokes from Danny Klayman one-liner- s, A lot of entertainers drink too much, but know my capacity. Unfortunately I always get drunk before I I reach it. spent Christmas in Italy and instead of tinsel we hung spaghetti on the tree It worked but I couldn't get the meat balls to light up! I just worked a club in Alaska. The singer came out and sang "Night and Day" for six months I You know you're getting old when all the numbers in your little black book are doctors Do you know how the dictionary got started? One night Mr and Mrs Webster got into an argument and one word led to another. This inflation is awful I saw guy at a a stand selling grapes individually At my supermarket there are two people at the check-ou- t counter a cashier and a loan shark If this continues Jimmy Carter will be working for peanuts Jimmy Carter went to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned he'll be out in month 4 SAVE 15t ON ANY 3 PiMl I 4 15 VARIETIES OF FRISKIES DINNERS & FOR DOGS. 1 ,1 just got a physical and asked the ipctor, "How do stand?" He said '1 hat's what puzzles me " 4 don't a grape? love it anymore My brother-in-lagot fired as a jharmacist He kept breaking the bottles in the typewriter pre-cripti- I S10kL COUPON A j QHVDiHSNV (CEMDSuD Do you know how to crush rell it you 3avavd beggar asked me for 50 cents for sandwich said 'Tirst let me see the andwich " I In school M was the teacher's pet She couldn't afford a dog 30 ( PARADI SIPIbMHLK 10 1978 |
