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Show New York Is to have not only the largest court house In the country, but the largest church. It needs both. The older generation Is unaffected by the immodest tads which modern loclety sanctions; . but what of the foung? The difference between your own child and your neighbor's is that your child is a cherub and your neighbor's Is a brat. Now it is discovered that the earth wabbles. This will furnish a new and effective excuse for those shaken by this wabbling from the straight and Barrow path. We have seenvmen sneer at futile, feminine fashions and then go into a furnishing store and use good gray matter deciding upon the color of a new pair of garters. They sayphotography is useless in portraying feminine fashions for the reason, which men can readily believe, that such figures as women would like to have do not exist. Now that goat meat is being sub-itituted sub-itituted for mutton, a bright remark luch as "you generally get the butcher's butch-er's goat when you aek for spring lamb" is quite permissible. A newly-married man in New York has been held up. and robbed of his money three times in three days. Hut by the time he has been married a few months he will be used to it. The girls In one senior class In a High school in Ohio were graduated in Iresses that cost them only $1.90 iplece. And it is not recorded that they knew less in those dresses. "How many millions make a billion?" bil-lion?" inquires a correspondent. Billion Bil-lion in America, Is one thousand millions. mil-lions. Billion in England, is one million mil-lion millions. We should worry! A rich woman in California bough l whole township site to Insure her-lelf her-lelf privacy and quiet. This is one way of getting rid of the noises of sivllization, but it is not apt to become popular. According to asoclatlon of commerce sstimates, Chicago men pay annually (6, 000, 000 for 5,000,000 hats. But where an one find that kind of hat? Per-iaps Per-iaps the asoclatlon of oommero yiged by appearance. |