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Show WHY PATRON HAD TO WAIT Shop Furniture Having Been Rendered Ren-dered Germ Proof, They Were at Work on the Barber. "This towel," said the attendant in the germ-proof barber "shop, "has been subject to an extreme heat and is thoroughly thor-oughly sterilized. "Good thing," commended the patron. pa-tron. "This soap has been debacterialized, and the comb and biuiii are thoroughly thorough-ly antisepticized. "Great scheme," 'aid the patron. "The chair in wh.ch you sit is given a daily bath in bichloride of mercury, while its cushions are baked in an oven heated at 1ST degrees, which is guaranteed to shrivel up any baccilli that comes along.' "My -void:" said the patron. "The razor and lather brush are boiled before being used. Even the " "Well, look here,'' said the patron, who had been sitting wrapped up in the towe! during ail this, "why don't V ,u go on and shave me?" "But 1 am not the barber." "You're not? WNire is he?" "They are boiling him, sir." |